IF YOU COULD CREATE YOUR OWN ELITE :p

xReLx

xReLx

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

Mo/

"I Bookah Johnson scweech to the Heavens!"

10e/.25cast/5sec recharge

Bookah Johnson dies immediatly from the bolt of heavens with a dying scweech. All party members gain 5+health regen,20+armor,and +100 health.

Aris the Accurate

Aris the Accurate

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

R/

"I swear on my soul"

shadow step to target ally. That ally gains +1..3 health regen and you recieve 1/2 of the dmg they are delt for 120 seconds. If that ally dies so do you.

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

Chris Tucker.
Shout Leave Britney spears alone, all enemies and allys within earshot are knocked down in hysterical laughter for 5 seconds.
0 energy, 0 activation, 30 recharge.

moriz

moriz

??ber t??k-n??sh'??n

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada

R/

summon soticoto
25e 5c 45r
summons the assassin soticoto with 2500hp. soticoto will then spam all chat with complaints about blinds, and then will tank all enemy damage and bloodspike them in return. (critical strikes)

summon ian boyd
25e 5c 45r
summons the avatar of ian boyd with 100hp. ian boyd will spam all chat with so many highly-detailed-but-utterly-stupid ACII battle plans, that he causes all players to error out. (divine favour)

yum

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by moriz
summon soticoto
25e 5c 45r
summons the assassin soticoto with 2500hp. soticoto will then spam all chat with complaints about blinds, and then will tank all enemy damage and bloodspike them in return. (critical strikes)

summon ian boyd
25e 5c 45r
summons the avatar of ian boyd with 100hp. ian boyd will spam all chat with so many highly-detailed-but-utterly-stupid ACII battle plans, that he causes all players to error out. (divine favour) They are better than Chuck Norris?

moriz

moriz

??ber t??k-n??sh'??n

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada

R/

of course.

because unlike chuck norris, these guys are REAL.

placebo overdose

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

N/

shout: "screw you"
shadow step to the nearest dark corner and all enemies disappear off the map
cost: dignity
recharge: never
cast time: instantaneous

Taba Boy

Taba Boy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2007

[Trbo]

W/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by street peddler
hamstorm
15e
1s
10r

rain fire down on your opponent as he slowly limps away lol that has to be one of the best ones i've read here

Snow Bunny

Snow Bunny

Alcoholic From Yale

Join Date: Jul 2007

Strong Foreign Policy [sFp]

"No U"

25e
3/4c
4r

Target dies.
Adjacent foes suffer Deep Wound and Daze.
Foes within Target earshot suffer quadruple exhaustion and lose all energy

All Allies within earshot /rank simultaneously

Ride The Fluffy Cloud

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2007

The Sprit of the hunt

W/

"All your Noobs are belong to us!"
Paragon elite Shout
10 adrenalin for 30 seconds all hostile player characters using the skill mending die and deal 100...768 damage to all nearby characters not equipped with maximized equipment.

yum

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

W/E

"Noob!"

Elite shout.
30 e
99 recharge.

All creatures except you within earshot become level 1. If your level is not 20, GW will uninstall.

System_Crush

System_Crush

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2006

Tripping in Holland

My guild died :`(

N/

Goes into beast mastery, because Death Magic while not great isn't half as bad of a pet attribute.

Avatar of Sarah Mocham elite form E15 A5 R25
You take the form of a Metaphysasist, Your maximum health is reduced by 150...90(70) and your attacks deal 50% less damage and all party members gain 1 energy regeneration and have their non-weapon-non-primary attributes increased by 0...2(3).
Summon a lvl 1...21(28) Rihwen, a lvl 1...18(24) Mortificant and a lvl 1...15(20) Balbuto at your location.

The Rihwen attacks foes, Mortificant heals and Balbuto knocksdown.

Woo

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2006

Teh Academy [PhD]

Elite Monk - Shout: "I'm Whit You!"



Energy: 15 | Activation time: 0,2 sec | Recharge: 30 sec

Elite Shout: Teleport to target ally. Target ally loses all conditions, and gets:
10 adrenalin, 15 energy plus 75 health from each condition
removed from target ally. You get 100 health from each ally in area.
After 10 seconds you teleport back to we're you casted the shout.

- This would be my super monk elite.

Myaka

soupnazi

soupnazi

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Rizen From the Ashes [Ra]

Bitch slap
Warrior, Strength
10 energy
1 sec cast
25 sec recharge

Elite Attack . Target foe takes 10...50 dmg for each foe within earshot.


Slap spike anyone?

"Sit Your Ass Down!"
Paragon, Command
8 adren

Elite Shout. Each foe within earshot is knocked down for 1...4 seconds. For each affected foe, you suffer from a deep wound and cracked armor for 10...2 seconds.

Could be fun.

moko

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Myaka
Elite Monk - Shout: "I'm Whit You!"



Energy: 15 | Activation time: 0,2 sec | Recharge: 30 sec

Elite Shout: Teleport to target ally. Target ally loses all conditions, and gets:
10 adrenalin, 15 energy plus 75 health from each condition
removed from target ally. You get 100 health from each ally in area.
After 10 seconds you teleport back to we're you casted the shout.

- This would be my super monk elite.

Myaka shouts have no activation time.

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

"I Won't Avenge You!"
Energy: 5
Cast time: (Shout)
Recharge: 0 sec

Elite Shout: All Zergiway groups die of too much fame farming and epic fail.

pro skill

jaeharys targaryen

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

USA

Picnic Pioneers[asian characters]

E/Mo

summon ensign

spawn a level 8000 ensign at your location. any enemies in the entire campaign die, and their drops are sorted for you and put in your storage. you die .5 seconds later, long enough to bask in his glow before being overcome by it.

Pupu

Pupu

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Left gw..yawn

W/N

ward against noobs with 2 sec recharge

Mister_Abc

Mister_Abc

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2007

Planet Earth.

Amazon Basin

Mo/

Earsplitting cry
5 energy, no recharge, Strength
You do 1...10 damage. If target foe is using VoIP, target foe instantly hears random phrases from Comedy Central instead. You gain 5 energy.

Sleeper Service

Sleeper Service

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

CULT

Mesmer, Domination.
Persuasion 15e 1sec -5 ... -1 energy degen 15 sec recharge

Maintained Hex


Target non boss creature becomes an ally while this hex is maintained.
this creature will follow you and attack creatures you attack.
When hex ends this creature resumes its hostile status.
When hexed creature reaches 75...25% life Persuasion ends.

Necromancer, Death.
Animate Dead 25e 1.5sec -1 energy degen 10 sec recharge

Hex, Maintained Enchantment
If target non boss creature is hexed with Animate Dead for 1...15 seconds, If hexed creature dies its corpse is exploited and a allied copy with the Undead sub-type is animated.
While this creature remains in play its is enchanted with Re-animation, When Re-animation is removed this creature is destroyed.
after 30....120 seconds this creature is destroyed.

Ranger, beast.
Natures wrath 20e 1.5sec 30 sec recharge

Nature Ritual

Pets deal 5....15 more damage and gain 5...25% attack speed for 10....30 seconds.

Fluffy Butt

Fluffy Butt

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

W/Mo

The Switch Body's Signet
0e 10c 2r
Target foe becomes your character and has your skills. You become target Foe and has it's Skills. This skill is disabled after successful use.

"Stupid Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5e 1/4c 2r
All party members die and say one of the following. "!@#$en noob!" "What a Noob" "Get an real skill, !@#$ noob" "I hate u u !@#$ noob!" "We juzt gott owwned thannks to thls noob on owr !@#$en teem!" "I'll kill u!" "go play wow" "suiodhguioehgyuirhuithuirhduihro" "u !@#$"

"I Hate My Life!!"
60e 60c 0r
Your computer selfdistructs and kills you... in real life... not in a game... If you live your car will hunt you down and won't stop until your dead.

"I'm going to play WoW!"
5e 1,000,000,000,000,000,000c 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999r
When this skills is activiating, somewhere... a kitten dies! If this skill is cancelled, WoW servers will blow up.

But seriously... I got some ideas in mind, their on other computer

You can't see me

You can't see me

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

USA

P/W

Warrior Hammer Elite.

{Nerf Bat}. Adrenaline- 10 Energy- None
Elite Hammer Attack. If Nerf Bat Hits, target foe's
skills are reduced to the effectiveness of having
one point in that attribute until that foe dies.
(Attribute Hammer Mastery).


Deleted post below, may as well just edit this one and not spam.
Good, I'd like to learn that one.

Chicken Ftw

Chicken Ftw

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

ಠ_ಠ

Elite Spell

5e, 1s cast, 0s recharge

Target player who just said something incredibly stupid (like "single target damage is useless") is permabanned from GW and all related fansites. All other players within earshot gain a morale boost.

FlamingMetroid

FlamingMetroid

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

standing on your last control point, while the rest of your team is to busy killing mine

The Luminaries [Lumi]

A/

t(^_^t)

5 en
0 cast
0 recharge

Target player is politely informed to STFU, if they continue to talk and have had this skill used on them by multiple allies their title is changed to "Incurable n00b" and cannot use any chats.


WTF!!1!

5 en
0 cast
0 recharge

If target player is a dagger paragon, MM warrior, or Fire magic monk Guild Wars uninstalls on their computer.

Catrion-Leyt

Catrion-Leyt

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

In this remote place called hell.

Archons Ascendant [Arch]

R/E

Signet of Leyt
0 Energy
0 Cast Time
0 Recharge

You declare target an official douchebag. Target immediately goes to all players' ignore lists, receives a slap through their monitor, and is banned for thirty days.

CorCaspian

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Hong Kong

Oh My God We [Win]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Turtle222
Avatar of Kormir

5e
2 cast
30 recharge

Take the form of the Goddess of Truth. For 50..74 seconds your attacks do Fire damage. Any conditions recieved are transferred to random adjacent foe when you use a skill. you cannot be blinded or dazed. When Avatar of Kormir ends, you are blinded for 10 Seconds.
I say, this should be "blind and Daze have no effect on you" or else it's similar AoM.

And my elites.

Ward of Mirrors
15en 1ct 20rc
Elementalist - Water Magic
Elite Ward Spell. For 8...18 seconds, whenever an enemy Spell would deal damage to an ally in the area, that Spell's caster takes 12...22 damage. If that damage is Fire, that foe takes an extra 0...28 damage. All of your Fire Magic skills are disabled for 17...7 seconds.

"Come back here you fools!"
10an 30rc
Warrior - None
Elite Shout. Lose all Adrenaline. All foes within earshot are knocked down, and Shadow Step to your location. Moving foes are crippled for 7 seconds.

Assassin's Creed
10en 1ct 20rc
Assassin - Shadow Arts
Elite Hex Spell. For 20...60 seconds. The next time target foe take damage, you take the damage instead. Afterwards, whenever you take damage, that foe take the damage (maximum of 20...60 damage) instead.

Alex Morningstar

Alex Morningstar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Team Asshat [Hat] leader - [GR] Alliance

Mo/

Mark of the Asshat - Divine Favor

10 energy 1/4th activation 12 second recharge

Maintained Enchantment Spell. This spell does nothing. When this enchantment ends, Target Other Ally explodes into a million pieces and is returned to the outpost. All your skills are disabled for 10 seconds.

The 10 seconds is to give you time to chuckle, smile and appreciate it.

LightningHell

LightningHell

(????????????)???

Join Date: Aug 2005

Hong Kong

Guildless

Mo/

"NO U!"
Shout
0e, 2r
Target foe is interrupted.

horseradish

horseradish

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

In a donut hole

Rt/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by CorCaspian
Assassin's Creed
10en 1ct 20rc
Assassin - Shadow Arts
Elite Hex Spell. For 20...60 seconds. The next time target foe take damage, you take the damage instead. Afterwards, whenever you take damage, that foe take the damage (maximum of 20...60 damage) instead. How about....

Summon Assassin's Creed

Energy Cost: $49.99
Activation Time: 1-2 business days
Recharge:when you get your paycheck

Skill. Buy Assassin's Creed on Amazon.com. (overnight shipping)

:P

Physical

Physical

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

The Netherlands

Needs a GvG guild..

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by NinjaKai
Asura Hax
5e
1 Sec Cast
3 sec Recharge

Target enemy suffers from blue screen of death. You forgot a red screen of death for vista users

spirit of defeat

spirit of defeat

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

Holland

Rt/

"We Demand a Market!"
en20 a60 r-
Shout. Pve skill unlinked
If 100.000 people use this skill within 1 hour A-net will implant an auction in GW.


Idiotic was the NPC
en5 a0,25 r15
Item Spell. Pve skill unlinked
While holding this item you rush into mobs, heal wrong targets, and don't watch energy. But you interrupt like hell.

Serieus one

serious summon
en10 a- r45
enchantment. Spawning
the next 1-6 times you create a creature it is 1-5 levels higher.
This enchantment expires after 30 sec

Tab

Tab

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2006

Under a bridge

Team Quitter [QQ]

Mo/

Avatar of Ceiling Cat.

Snow Bunny

Snow Bunny

Alcoholic From Yale

Join Date: Jul 2007

Strong Foreign Policy [sFp]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ibreaktoilets
Avatar of Ceiling Cat. Elite Form
10e, 10c, 2r

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

Genesis 1

Tab

Tab

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2006

Under a bridge

Team Quitter [QQ]

Mo/

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

Bigger Redd

Bigger Redd

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

Demon Dawg Knights [DAWG]

Mo/Me

Mesmer (Illusion)

Illusion of Might {E}
15e 2c 30r
Elite Hex Spell. For 20..12..8 seconds, target foe has +200% health. When this hex ends, that foe loses all but 150.. 110..70 health.


Monk (Divine Favor)

Signet of Dwayna {E}
2c 20r
Elite Signet. Transfer all Hexes and their remaining durations from your allies to you. Gain 0.. 1.. 2 energy for each hex transferred this way.

CorCaspian

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Hong Kong

Oh My God We [Win]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigger Redd
Mesmer (Illusion)

Illusion of Might {E}
15e 2c 30r
Elite Hex Spell. For 20..12..8 seconds, target foe has +200% health. When this hex ends, that foe loses all but 150.. 110..70 health. Works well with Shatter Illusion XD

Zamochit

Zamochit

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/A

"Know Your Role!" Warrior Shout.

5e 20 sec rc

If target foe has more than 60 attribute points invested into their secondary proffession, all attributes from their primary proffession are reduced to 0 for 4..8..10 seconds.{Strength}

N1ghtstalker

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

"Chuck Norris" elite form for warrior

5e 1/5c 60sec rc

For 120 seconds you are Chuck Norris. Your skills are replaced by Chuck Norris skills. This form is reapplied for 400 seconds when you kill an enemy.
You hit for 500 damage with each hit.

Terraban

Terraban

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by N1ghtstalker
"Chuck Norris" elite form for warrior

5e 1/5c 60sec rc

For 120 seconds you are Chuck Norris. Your skills are replaced by Chuck Norris skills. This form is reapplied for 400 seconds when you kill an enemy.
You hit for 500 damage with each hit. +
whenever you are the target of an attack or spell, you roundhouse kick the nearest enemy, killing them and removing them from the map.

Dutch Masterr

Dutch Masterr

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Long Island, NY

Elite Knights [SWAT]

W/

Snort Cocaine skill--Warrior/Strength
10 energy
30 recharge
1 second cast

For 5...25 seconds you run 33% faster, deal +5...30 damage with attacks and take half damage from all sources. When this skill ends, you suffer from a heart attack.

ok seriously...

"Die!" shout--Warrior/Strength
2 adrenaline
2 recharge

Lose all adrenaline. If target foe is below 50% health, that foe takes 10....60 armor ignoring damage and loses 1...4 energy.