BEST boss name/enemy name

Nornagest

Nornagest

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Germany

Gemeinschaft der Streiter Innos

R/

I really laughed about Hops Flameinator too.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

Assassin
Senkai, Lord of the 1,000 Daggers Guild - hehehe, can't beat that

Monk
Wroth Yakslapper - this always make me laugh.

Dervish
Sehlon, Beautiful Water
Myish, Lady of the Lake

Elementalist
Old Red Claw
Whiteout - hate her
Aziz Rottenscalp - rottenscalp for a skeleton, rofl, didn't even know this existed.
Spasmo Thunderbolt
Alana Pekpek - rofl.

Mesmer
Yxthoshth - if i know how to pronounce that...
Rwek Khawl Mawl - lol

Ranger
Uhiwi the Smoky

cyberjanet

cyberjanet

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2007

The Netherlands

Rich Mahogany

N/

Molotov Rocktail for me.

And the Damned Clerics. Because the first time I called target, I got "I'm attacking ----ed Cleric!"

Cargan

Cargan

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

Scotland

[ESP]

W/

one that made me laugh was Tenagg Flametroller (from Blood Washes Blood quest). I just laughed that they managed to get "GG Anet" into a boss name.

Holly Herro

Holly Herro

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Kangaroo-land.

Blades of the Dingo [AUST]

Whuup Bumbulbum or something

Hailfall

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

N/

Most of the Grawl ones have pretty funny names...

This name cracks me up too:

Gack Splotchplunk

Rathcail

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

I liked the White Mantle bosses. Like Cuthbert the Chaste.

Lacroix

Lacroix

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Gentlemen's Club

E/

I'm a fan of Harrk Facestab. C'mon... Facestab. How awesome is that?

The Judge is cool, as well as the Yakslapper dude. Gonna slap me some yaks.

Shanaeri Rynale

Shanaeri Rynale

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

DVDF(Forums)

Me/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Avarre
Avarr The Fallen.

I might be a little biased.
Like you do with that boss, I do sometimes have a smile when people mention the Shaan collector. Nothing to do with us at all, just one of those cool coincidences(the Avarr one was confirmed as being that by Anet devs if I remember rightly) . An infinite number of Anet devs typing on a keyboard and all that, which I'm sure is how a lot of boss/NPC names are generated.

My vote goes for Fozzy Yeoryios, I always expect a Boomba sound effect when he's aggrod.

Toutatis

Toutatis

Walking Wiki

Join Date: Nov 2006

Isle of Medication

Visitors from Aranna [VFA]

Me/E

Tembarr Treefall

Came across this guy for the first time not too long ago... Quite an appropriate name for a boss who has a habit of knocking things down

Squishy ftw

Squishy ftw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Your backline

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi


Seriously....
^^He wins. No doubt about it.

nbajammer

nbajammer

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Iowa

Blade And Rose [BaR]

Mo/

You guys are all forgetting about Xsshsss Zsss. Seriously. He's your winner!

ValaOfTheFens

ValaOfTheFens

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2006

Warrior Nation[WN]

Crush Kill. I dunno why but I lol'ed for like 5 mins after I beat him.

dunky_g

dunky_g

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

[SNOW]

Lieutenant Shagu is the man im afraid

Shanaeri Rynale

Shanaeri Rynale

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

DVDF(Forums)

Me/N

Is'nt he a relation of Mhenlo?

Olim Chill

Olim Chill

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

USA

DMI

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Squishy ftw
^^He wins. No doubt about it.
I agree. Yerk Plopsquirt takes the cake.

Deathaxe Raizer

Deathaxe Raizer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2007

The Last Pride [EvIL]

Funny: Smukk Foombool
Cool: Syr Honorcrest

Esan

Esan

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2007

Wars

I must admit to having a fondness for Holt the Iron Boot Heel. So 1984.

The TPS Regulator Golem ain't no slouch either.

Diddy bow

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

Gotta be "The Hunter" he also the collest model ever and his name just makes him sound so cool

Aeon221

Aeon221

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

[TEW]

N/

How are you all forgetting Jyth Sprayburst? Everyone who meets that boss needs to clean up their face afterwards.

Big_Daddy

Big_Daddy

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

The Big Daddy Experience [BigD]

N/Mo

How about The Black Beast of Arrgh? I love the name and specially the skill "Touch of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh", some serious brainstorming went into that by the GW peeps.

Heimdallw32

Heimdallw32

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

United States of America

The Seven Deadly [Sins]

Fondalz the Spiteful. Seriously Anet. Fondalz? >_> xDD

Kayelyyb

Kayelyyb

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

Founder of Nerfs Are [Whak]

N/Me

woot the last person finally named the best boss name Fondalz the spiteful woot

Killaya

Killaya

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Ohio

Fabric of Existence [ohGr]

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeek Aran
THANK YOU!! I was wondering when someone would catch that. There seems to be several NIN references in EotN, weather by coincidence or otherwise. NIN's new album dropped in April, with songs called The Beginning of the End and The Great Destroyer. One of the first quests you do is called The Beginning of the End, and The Great Destroyer is obvious.

*Ahem* end rant, Harrk Facestab is totally the best boss name EVER. :P Oh, and Grumblesnort comes close too.

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

edaniz hardhead....need i say more?

Kahlindra

Kahlindra

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

England

Anthems to the Welkin at [Dusk]. 2 man guilds are king.

N/Me

The sheer un-PC glory of Spazz Mindrender makes me chuckle every time.
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Spazz_Mindrender

Mungri Magicbox, however, necessitates a minimising of the screen so I can wipe the tears of joy away.

angmar_nite

angmar_nite

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

[SNOW] of [YUM]

E/

Lord Jadoth!!

payne

payne

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2007

england (currently located on the south coast)

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by October Jade
2) Molotov Rocktail. Perhaps the only boss who ever made me actually LOL.
not even going to question if this boss has anything to do with cocktails? lol awesome name xD

Quote:
Originally Posted by Heimdallw32
Fondalz the Spiteful. Seriously Anet. Fondalz? >_> xDD
ROFPML omg just seen this PML in extremes :P
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Fondalz%27s_Artifact
just don't even go there with the thoughts about that picture :P

Quote:
Originally Posted by Big_Daddy
How about The Black Beast of Arrgh? I love the name and specially the skill "Touch of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh", some serious brainstorming went into that by the GW peeps.
either that or someone has a sense of humour?

monty python FTW

Tender Wolf

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by upier
My absolutely favorite is still Felix The Charr.
I know this won the contest but where is he? He's not even on wiki. lol

As for the names...

Ilidus of the Empty Palm (sounds wrong lmao)
Senkai, Lord of the 1,000 Daggers Guild (so long)
Shreader Sharptongue (ouch)
GLOOP! hehe
Mok Waggwagg
Old Red Claw
Pell Glitterglatter
Skitt Skizzle
Whiteout (lmao)
Bolo Falsehoof
Eshwe the Insane
Gaiza Deadeye
Bolten Largebelly
Gallow Nooseknitter
Baglorag Grumblesnort

MrSlayer

MrSlayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

United Kingdom

Quit Whining And [PLAY]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tender Wolf
I know this won the contest but where is he? He's not even on wiki. lol

As for the names...

Ilidus of the Empty Palm (sounds wrong lmao)
Senkai, Lord of the 1,000 Daggers Guild (so long)
Shreader Sharptongue (ouch)
GLOOP! hehe
Mok Waggwagg
Old Red Claw
Pell Glitterglatter
Skitt Skizzle
Whiteout (lmao)
Bolo Falsehoof
Eshwe the Insane
Gaiza Deadeye
Bolten Largebelly
Gallow Nooseknitter
Baglorag Grumblesnort
Quote:
Originally Posted by Official Wiki
After reviewing the names in the contest winners list, the game designers became concerned about how "Felix the Charr" would fit into the Guild Wars world. They noted quite a lot of controversy about the name within the player community, and they themselves felt reservations about including that name as an element within the game. Whist they like to have fun, and do include "cultural references" of many kinds, this particular name is just a little outside what the designers felt comfortable including in the game. - Extracted from a statement by Gaile Gray on this talk page. Please note that the person who submitted the name received all prizes, in accordance with the vote of the team. The only difference was that the name will not appear within the game itself.
Source: http://www.wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/E...oss_%282007%29

Hyper Cutter

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

I kind of like [wiki]Old Red Claw[/wiki], [wiki]Nayl Klaw Tuthan[/wiki], [wiki]Perchingbyrd[/wiki], [wiki]Raptorhawk[/wiki], [wiki]Chkkr Thousand Tail[/wiki], [wiki]Crush Kill[/wiki], and [wiki]Lian, Dragon's Petal[/wiki]

DOCB22

DOCB22

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

[SGC]

not much love for Wroth Yakslapper :P

Xue Fang

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Harmony
Fozzy Yeoryios

Fozzy Yeoryios is a scary boss!

Oh yea, and Enadiz!
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Enadiz_the_Hardheaded

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cargan
one that made me laugh was Tenagg Flametroller (from Blood Washes Blood quest). I just laughed that they managed to get "GG Anet" into a boss name.
Holy crap, I never noticed that one. Gotta love the little digs they put in the game.

Bale_Shadowscar

Bale_Shadowscar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

New Dragons [NDR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skyy High
Holy crap, I never noticed that one. Gotta love the little digs they put in the game.
Haha, I hadn't seen that before either. Awesome Also syas on the wiki it could be "The Nag Flame Troller", but I prefer gg anet

Timotheos

Timotheos

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Slovenia

Mo/

Noo you guys are forgetting the best one!
The Bog Beast of Bokku will eat you if you don't behave!!!

Steboy93

Steboy93

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Feb 2007

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] | Ex-Officer [TAM]

W/

It has to be 'The Black Beast of Arghh!' who doesn't love Monty Python

Dreikki

Dreikki

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Kemi, Finland.

Pirates of the Searing [YoHo]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Steboy93
It has to be 'The Black Beast of Arghh!' who doesn't love Monty Python
- "It says... Aaarghh..."
- "Oooh!"
- "No, aaarggh.."

<3

Also, Enadiz.

dont feel no pain

dont feel no pain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Uk,Wales

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chronos the Defiler
Enadiz the Hardheaded (with the elite skill Headbutt)

If you do not catch the reference, Enadiz spelled backwards is Zidane, the soccer player who kicked that Italian dudes ass with a single headbutt.

/bow

Post Of The Year

Abedeus

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

R/

Dupek the Mighty. Maybe not that funny in english, but in polish language he's called ,,Asshole the Mighty''. I lol'd badly after seeing that guy in Desolation...