Do Paragons Make You Feel Dirty?

I pwnd U

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Toxage
*sniplongpointlessegoquote* Hmmm you seem to have left out Racthoh (May 2005) and DE (Oct 2005). Oh look they joined before you! oO

OnTopic: If it works, it works. Yes people may think you cheated for using it but it works. Just like some people say Sabway is cheating or bad. It works, that is why people use it. Same thing with the Imbagon, it works so people use it.

Toxage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Antithesis
What, like the Imbagon? Aren't you the guy who created the Echo Mending Wammo?

Again, you rock my socks. You truly are the god you profess to be. Looking forward to seeing you swatted with the banstick.
What? I developed this build. I am referring to copying someone's build or copying some FOTM trash.

I know, I am amazing.

Quote:
Originally Posted by I pwnd U
Hmmm you seem to have left out Racthoh (May 2005) and DE (Oct 2005). Oh look they joined before you! oO In that part of my post, I was referring to people judging me when they weren't even in the game when those builds were developed. I excluded Rachthoh and DE because they were among the few exceptions to that part of my post.

lorph

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Toxage
Who am I ? TOXAGE!

Time to type out the credentials, I feel like I am on an interview.

-Creater of Imbagon build
-Helped pioneer Iway
-Helped pioneer Blood Spike
-World's greatest survivor
-HOH's longest holding team member
-Guild Wars Professional Gamer (Selling Rank 9s/12s)

Officer of Math, Mush, Hood, Deer etc. I feel your pain trying to prove yourself, as I had people doubt I had been in top guilds beating evil and iq in their prime, even posting a screenshot.

But I doubt that you helped pioneer iway, when Pink Panther ran it in gvg the first month of the game, or were you in that guild?

Also I think the damage reduction skills are fairly obvious, I've run stuff like that without bothering to enumerate the builds, and other people as well probably.

Antithesis

Antithesis

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

BrisneyLand

Sphincter Says [What]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Toxage
I know, I am amazing. Stop it dude, you're turning me on. I want you inside me.

I invented the internet...seriously i did...i plugged in my modem and suddenly I could access other people's computers. It's the same logic you're applying to 'inventing' GW builds.

You're a delusional twat, we all know it, you've proven that much. You can't come up with proof of any of your other claims.

Enjoy your moment in the sun troll, you'll fade into the background soon enough while the rest of us get on with business as usual.

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Toxage
Only the "old-schoolers" from 2005 know my contributions.
Hi. I have no idea who you are.




Quote: Originally Posted by Toxage I've got used to flames from players over the years. It comes with the territory, when you push yourself to become the best. When you push yourself for not 1 HOH win, not 2, not 3, not 10, not 20, not 30, but 200 wins. When you push yourself to NEVER use a cookie cutter. When you push yourself to think in radically different ways that no one even imagined, not even the designers, and they immediately call in the programmers to nerf your build. When you are responsible for patches. You could easily do these things as well. I found this article on swollen egos, I think it might help you


Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Clinic
My husband noticed swelling in one of his egos. What causes a swollen ego? Should we be concerned?
- Kathlene / Georgia

Mayo Clinic endocrinologist and men's health specialist Todd Nippoldt, M.D., and colleagues answer select questions from readers.
Answer

A swollen ego or sense of self worth with no other signs or symptoms can have many causes. These include:

* Fluid accumulation, such as a hydrocele or spermatocele
* Enlargement of the veins around the ego (varicocele)
* Tumor

Typically, a ego tumor is very firm to the touch and painless. Ego tumors are most common in young men between the ages of 20 and 40 years old. Swelling caused by fluid accumulation or enlarged blood vessels is usually soft and compressible.

Even if your husband has no pain, he should be evaluated by a doctor to determine the cause of the swelling.

Mickey

Mickey

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Eternal Insight

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove
Hi. I have no idea who you are.






I found this article on swollen egos, I think it might help you Wtfpwned. Fits with my post perfectly, as it proves that guys like Toxage never get laid.

Toxage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mickey
Wtfpwned. Fits with my post perfectly, as it proves that guys like Toxage never get laid. What? Once again why is it that people who know nothing about me keep judging me?

Your insult is boring, another your a nerd and don't get laid insults?

1) Used too often - borign!

2) Not true.

0/10

I think you should try again.

If your going to troll/flame/insult at least put in a couple seconds of thought.

Antithesis

Antithesis

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

BrisneyLand

Sphincter Says [What]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Toxage
What? Once again why is it that people who know nothing about me keep judging me?
Because you make outlandish claims with no evidence to back them up. Congrats on the ability to drag 8 skills icons onto a bar. That doesn't mean it hasn't been done before.

If you judge your self-worth on the basis of 'inventing' GW builds, your life must be very sad indeed. Even sadder is the need for validation of your self-worth by a bunch of strangers on a gaming forum. Furthermore, you're judging their ability to play a computer game based on the date they joined said forum. You're a mere Krytan Explorer while i am an all-conquering Jungle Guide...your logic dictates that i must be the better player.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Toxage
-Creater of Imbagon build
-Helped pioneer Iway
-Helped pioneer Blood Spike
-World's greatest survivor
-HOH's longest holding team member
-Guild Wars Professional Gamer (Selling Rank 9s/12s) Here's a post where you clearly have absolutely NFI what you're talking about, you can't even theorycraft correctly. You're running two elites on a Ranger and where's this mighty Imbagon you created?!? That build looks mighty alright...mighty ordinary. No doubt you're running 0 Spear Mastery and using a staff, you surely are a Paragod.

Here's a few more of your posts to prove your godliness -
Wah...i can't beat Shiro, it's impossible, I need a cookie-cutter build to farm glad's points, I can't find Gadd, it's impossible, I can't get to Lutgardis on my own to HFFF farm, Help! My survivor keeps dying QQ, I blow hard at HA and buy my ranked accounts on eBay, Can you hold my hand while i cap SoJ, Am i allowed to play Guild Wars, mummy bought it for me and most telling of all My life has no meaning.

The weight of evidence against any and all of your claims is overwhelming. You are a sad, sad little boy - i don't admire you, i don't respect you, if anything i pity you. But by all means keeping stroking that ego, it's amusing and entertaining while it lasts.

JoeKnowMo

JoeKnowMo

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2005

Wessst Siiide, USA

Mo/

Yeah playing a Para makes me feel dirty... but only slightly dirtier than re-visiting this thread for the lulz.

street peddler

street peddler

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2007

motion to rename thread: toxage is a douche

Antithesis

Antithesis

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

BrisneyLand

Sphincter Says [What]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by street peddler
motion to rename thread: toxage is a douche I thought he was more of a turd sandwich.

Sorn Xarann

Sorn Xarann

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

Us Are Not [leet]

W/

Hahaha Antithesis, of course i viewed all those sited guru pages. All Changed between 10:17 -10:20 today to. NVM 12chars.

lololol way to go!

Toxage: Deflated.

Toxage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Unleash your anger!

I feel sad for you. You feel the need to bash people on the internet in the pathetic attempt to make yourself feel better.

Whatever helps you sleep better I guess.

Keep the flames coming!

It's nice and warm in here, like a sauna, so relaxing.

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

It looks like this thread has turned into shit.

Div

Div

I like yumy food!

Join Date: Jan 2006

Where I can eat yumy food

Dead Alley [dR]

Mo/R

Dammit. I wanted to close this shit. I hate you Arkantos

Quote:
Originally Posted by Toxage
TA record forget =*( 100 something
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What is the BEST build to use to get glad points? With this weekend event I want to get a nifty gladiator title.

Thanks If you have a 100 win streak in TA, why bother posting asking for the "best" RA build to get glad pts for the title?

If you managed to farm a lot of r9 and 12 accounts in the early days for profit, good for you. But when I saw that post asking for the "best" build in RA in Glad's arena, I thought "lol shitter" and deleted the post.