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Trub

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Sitting in the guildhall, watching the wallows frolic.

Trinity of the ascended [SMS]+[Koss]+[TAM]=[ToA]

03 Dec 2007 at 22:51 - 1

*hugz*
Hello fellow GW gamers, I present a gift to you all.
(Enjoy, and no choking..

)

The 12 days of Wintersday, [SMS] style:
----------------------------------------

On the first day of x-mas, my Guild Lord gave to me:

An ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the second day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the third day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the fourth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the fifth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEEEEEEES!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the sixth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEEEEEEEEES!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the seventh day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the eighth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the ninth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
9 Mesmers prancing..(just..ew)
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the tenth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
10 Rangers leaping,
9 Mesmers prancing..(Still...just ew)
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the eleventh day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me,
11 Tanks a fluting..(rawr)
10 Rangers leaping,
9 Mesmers prancing...(zomg..kill them..NOW)
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEES!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
and an ecto in a very thorny tree.

On the twelfth day of x-mas, my guild lord gave to me:
12 Monks a panting,
11 Tanks a fluting,
10 Rangers leaping,
9 Mesmers..um...heh..they dead....okies.
8 Pugs a running,
7 Necr0s cussing,
6 Wammos mending,
5 SHINEY PURDIEEEES!!!!!!!
4 roaring titans,
3 moa birds,
2 forbidden keys,
AND AN ECTO IN A VERY THORNY TREE!!!!!!!

~Trub Luvz BBQ

Rexion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

[Luck]

E/

03 Dec 2007 at 22:56 - 2

this post wins all of Guru

Operative 14

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

Arizona, USA

[OOP] Order of the Phoenix I

03 Dec 2007 at 22:58 - 3

Very nice and Creative!

And yeah... just... ew on the Mesmers.

Shadow Spirit

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

Chicago

your cat eats dog food [pup]

N/E

03 Dec 2007 at 22:59 - 4

LOL Thanks. That was a nice prezzie!

HayesA

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

Pennsylvania

E/

03 Dec 2007 at 23:03 - 5

lol. classic good old' fun.

jon0592

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

03 Dec 2007 at 23:05 - 6

I'd be happy with 1 or 6

You can't see me

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

USA

P/W

03 Dec 2007 at 23:08 - 7

I love this. This should be on CD.

dont feel no pain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Uk,Wales

03 Dec 2007 at 23:15 - 8

so which group of close guildies is gonna post them doing this on youtube? XD

chowmein69

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2007

03 Dec 2007 at 23:18 - 9

this thread is win .

Xue Fang

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2007

03 Dec 2007 at 23:18 - 10

I take offense to the word Wammo, please edit your post or I will be forced to report it to ANet and you shall be bant.

electrofish

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

03 Dec 2007 at 23:25 - 11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Fang

I take offense to the word Wammo, please edit your post or I will be forced to report it to ANet and you shall be bant.

I wonder if people would really come up with a "politically correct" word for them

Good job to OP ^^

1 up and 2 down

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Rt/

03 Dec 2007 at 23:31 - 12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulless Warhawk

this thread is win .

QFT!

12characters

I D E L E T E D I

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

[BAAA] guest me NOW

Mo/

04 Dec 2007 at 00:05 - 13

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1 up and 2 down

QFT!

12characters

Just to Quote it again^^

Zethron Ahriman

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

04 Dec 2007 at 00:20 - 15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Newton

On the first day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:

An Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the second day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the third day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fourth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fifth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw
On the sixth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the seventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eighth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the ninth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the tenth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eleventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the twelfth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:
12 hundred people looking for party but no monk,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

Lame... leave.

electrofish

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

04 Dec 2007 at 00:22 - 16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zethron Ahriman

Lame... leave.

Common people show some xmas spirit

Neo Nugget

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jan 2006

R/

04 Dec 2007 at 00:22 - 17

That's awesome

Very creative.

Two April Mornings

No Luck No Time No Money

Join Date: Nov 2005

Amherst College, MA

Scars Meadows [SMS]

Me/

04 Dec 2007 at 00:25 - 18

Twoh <3 Trub

Jecht Scye

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Lucky Crickets[Luck]

N/Me

04 Dec 2007 at 00:33 - 19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zethron Ahriman

Lame... leave.

I liked the err07 on the 5th level frostmaw.

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

04 Dec 2007 at 00:49 - 20

Can I have the ecto

I pwnd U

God of Spammers

Join Date: Oct 2005

in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

04 Dec 2007 at 00:50 - 21

Yay! Good job Trub, that is awesome!!

Though it is missing the guild lord causing e-drama.

Trub

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Sitting in the guildhall, watching the wallows frolic.

Trinity of the ascended [SMS]+[Koss]+[TAM]=[ToA]

04 Dec 2007 at 00:50 - 22

Quote:

Originally Posted by MistressYichi

Can I have the ecto

Yes you may..all 12 of them...

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

04 Dec 2007 at 00:56 - 23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trub

Yes you may..all 12 of them...

win.

pm me later, gotta go xmas shoping atm

freaky naughty

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2007

Mo/N

04 Dec 2007 at 01:24 - 24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Newton

On the first day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:

An Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the second day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the third day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fourth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fifth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw
On the sixth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the seventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eighth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the ninth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the tenth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eleventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the twelfth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:
12 hundred people looking for party but no monk,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

Although it doesn't make much of a song I like it and most of us can relate to it, especially the duped armbraces one I have like 20k of those

. To those of you who are gonna report me thats a joke.

lakatz

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

04 Dec 2007 at 02:01 - 25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Two April Mornings

Twoh <3 Trub

well said... lakatz <3 Trub too!

And yours was pretty funny as well Professor Newton.

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

R/

04 Dec 2007 at 02:15 - 26

rofl Very creative peeps! I bet that took forever to type up, even with copy and paste. hehe *turns this into a CD*

Sergeant of Marines

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

Japan

[트두므s], Guild Leader

Mo/

04 Dec 2007 at 02:15 - 27

SMS Alliance FTW!

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

04 Dec 2007 at 02:32 - 28

I don't want to be a present for Trub. :/

Esprit

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dvd Forums [DVDF]

E/

04 Dec 2007 at 03:08 - 29

Nicely said Trub

Happy Holidays!

big papi

Town Dweller

Join Date: Dec 2005

on the LOST island

[SMS]

04 Dec 2007 at 03:47 - 30

very nice

<3

Lord Sojar

The Fallen One

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oblivion

Irrelevant

Mo/Me

04 Dec 2007 at 04:20 - 31

On the 1st day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
A balthazar blasted drake on a plain!

On the 2nd day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 3rd day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 4th day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
4 Aatxe attacking
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 5th day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
5 Rend Enchantments
4 Aatxe attacking
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 6th day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
6 Guild Lords ganked
5 Rend Enchantments
4 Aatxe attacking
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 7th day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
7 Plushy Shiro dolls
6 Guild Lords ganked
5 Rend Enchantments
4 Aatxe attacking
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 8th Day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
8 Ectos in a Smite Crawler Piñata
7 Plushy Shiro dolls
6 Guild Lords ganked
5 Rend Enchantments
4 Aatxe attacking
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 9th day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
9 Rainbow Candy canes to crunch
8 Ectos in a Smite Crawler Piñata
7 Plushy Shiro dolls
6 Guild Lords ganked
5 Rend Enchantments
4 Aatxe attacking
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 10th day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
10 Minions max
9 Rainbow Candy canes to crunch
8 Ectos in a Smite Crawler Piñata
7 Plushy Shiro dolls
6 Guild Lords ganked
5 Rend Enchantments
4 Aatxe attacking
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 11th day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
11 Ursans Roaring
10 Minions max
9 Rainbow Candy canes to crunch
8 Ectos in a Smite Crawler Piñata
7 Plushy Shiro dolls
6 Guild Lords ganked
5 Rend Enchantments
4 Aatxe attacking
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a plain!

On the 12th day of XMAS, ANET Gave to me
12 Searing flames for me to scream
10 Minions max
9 Rainbow Candy canes to crunch
8 Ectos in a Smite Crawler Piñata
7 Plushy Shiro dolls
6 Guild Lords ganked
5 Rend Enchantments
4 Aatxe attacking
3 Mesmers PDing
2 Wammos with Healing Hands
and a Balthazar Blasted Drake on a Balthazar BLasted plain!

Trub

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Sitting in the guildhall, watching the wallows frolic.

Trinity of the ascended [SMS]+[Koss]+[TAM]=[ToA]

04 Dec 2007 at 04:39 - 32

I like drakes, especially those chromatic thingies.
Cute one Rahja!
_____________
PvE Helpful Hint Numero Uno: c+Space=WIN.

arcanemacabre

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Feb 2006

North Kryta Province

Angel Sharks [As]

04 Dec 2007 at 04:52 - 33

Just had to post this, in case anyone forgot about it

On the final day of wintersday, my lord Grenth gave to me...
Twelve wells of suffering...
Eleven lords a wailing...
Ten necrid horseman...
Nine spiteful spirits...
Eight souls a reaping...
Seven rotting corpses...
Six globs of ectoplasm...
Five priiimevviiiiiil kings...
Four grasping ghouls...
Three bone fiends...
Two soul barbs...
And a rotscale in a dead tree.

Caroler of Grenth FTW!

Redfeather1975

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Apartment#306

Rhedd Asylum

Me/

04 Dec 2007 at 04:55 - 34

All yer carols need more prancing.

Lyonette

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Australia

[PiG]

E/

04 Dec 2007 at 05:19 - 35

lawlsauce, love the song, an cookies to the peeps that produces the vid for it xD

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

04 Dec 2007 at 07:28 - 36

a big hug for you and one everyday of Christmas! Trub

MoldyRiceFrenzy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2005

Santa Rosa, CA

Confusion in The Ranks[tArD]

Mo/W

04 Dec 2007 at 07:34 - 37

nice...both them

Commander Ryker

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jun 2005

R/

06 Dec 2007 at 12:57 - 38

Instead of Christmas, maybe you should change it to "Wintersday" to stay in the GW theme of it all.

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

06 Dec 2007 at 13:16 - 39

I haven't been pm'd yet

Ashe.

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

Tales Of Glory[ePiC]

Rt/

06 Dec 2007 at 13:18 - 40

The Wammo part made me laugh.

Nice :]

Rocky Raccoon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Massachusetts, USA

Guardians of the Cosmos

R/Mo

06 Dec 2007 at 15:23 - 41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Newton

On the first day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:

An Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the second day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the third day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fourth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw.

On the fifth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw
On the sixth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the seventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eighth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the ninth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the tenth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the eleventh day of x-mas, ANet gave to me,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

On the twelfth day of x-mas, ANet gave to me:
12 hundred people looking for party but no monk,
11 teammates mobbing in AB with me
10 updates that log me off every minute,
9 hours of waiting at The Jade Quarry
8 ectos dropped but none are mine
7 duped armbraces in a trade,
6 touchers chasing me,
5 PUGs that failed UW within 1 minute!
4 19% enchantment mods,
3 temple guardian mini,
2 rubberbands in raptor farming,
and an Error7 in 5th level of Frostmaw

Some people just have to bash no matter what. I thought this was the time of the year for good will, but you would rather be Scrooge.