Strangest thing that someone said to you

shrouded^god

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]



me and a guildie talking about them trying to quit smoking...

MaDDoG1221

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

Perth, Australia

DOTR

D/

^LMAO!

Hahah wonder if he felt a bit embarrassed?

isisaset

isisaset

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2005

Charlotte, NC...sadly

To Danse Macabre (DIE)

My weirdest experience thus far was my old guild leader... when he found out someone was truly female (albeit married, my husband was also in the guild), he would flirt relentlessly. Sooooo, one day a guild group is doing THK and he dies. He then whispers me, saying, "Look, I died holding your hand". Creepy!! Needless to say, we left that guild ^^

DreamRunner

DreamRunner

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by isisaset
"Look, I died holding your hand". Creepy!! Needless to say, we left that guild ^^



I don't know why people gets creeped out from flirting. I find it pretty funny that people do, but I also find it funny that people are so desperate as well to flirt in an online game.

BenjZee

BenjZee

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

The Overacheivers [Club]

Mo/

this happened to a mate. he showed me a screenie, the following is sick and twisted:
randomer (A, female char): hey there sweet thing
mate (boy playin as girl): Hey
A: wanna be dirty with me, we can be lesbo...
mate: ? wtf...alright then

--------mate plays along...
mate: i admit im a bloke
A: Wtf....oops shite, im also a boy...


Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkobra
Here's something I saw in Pre-Searing.

Two female elementalists.

1: Looking for hawt gurl 2 kiss!
2: Oh! Me! Me!
1: AH HA! I'm really a guy!
2: Omg....
1: ???
2: Me too!
just seen this ......its so hilarious how this kinda thing happens

N1ghtstalker

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

yesterday in LA i was with my ele from pre with her original armor (yknow that kinda sexy outfit) and a monk was standing in front of me and said: hi sugar
i have no idea what to expect next cuz my runner (luckily) just ran out to head out to sanctum cay

shrouded^god

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]

I was in my male warrior...in hot pink glads *cough* stripper *cough* armor and some guy spams in local to say the color is nice and it matches my cape. So Im like "thanks" and then he asks if the guild is mine...so I tell him no its a friends and he asks if we're all gay men or really women...and if he can join.

Im still a little dumbfounded...

take_me

take_me

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Mar 2006

Europe

Country Roads [HOME]

I have had many strange whispers in the last 30 months (maybe due to my Char name^^), but this one happened more recently.

Steboy93

Steboy93

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Feb 2007

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] | Ex-Officer [TAM]

W/

This wasn't what someone said to me, but it was still funny and strange

I was in Kamadam and suddenly 2 naked male eles from [LLL] started chasing me round and dancing whenever I stopped!

After a minute or two of chasing i stopped turned round, stripped off and started dancing too! Within minutes we had kicked off a naked dance party which about 20 people had joined

Ah, good times

Nevin

Nevin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by shrouded^god


me and a guildie talking about them trying to quit smoking...
Tell him to switch to marijuana, the healthier better alternative.

LeoX

LeoX

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

United Kingdom

Guildless Since 2005???

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmithyBen
Here's something I saw in Pre-Searing.

Two female elementalists.

1: Looking for hawt gurl 2 kiss!
2: Oh! Me! Me!
1: AH HA! I'm really a guy!
2: Omg....
1: ???
2: Me too!
Yeah i saw that one too >.>

roosterfish

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Feb 2008

D/Mo



Need I say more?

Mr. Undisclosed

Mr. Undisclosed

I phail

Join Date: Mar 2007

Phailville

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by roosterfish


Need I say more?
<--speechless...

Shakti

Shakti

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Home...

Vier Reiter [Vier]

Quote:
Originally Posted by roosterfish


Need I say more?
See now, that's an instance I hope it is a fat 50yr old guy irl. If not, her parents should be taken out back and beaten with something and forced to wear signs that say "We're stupid, please point and laugh"...then beaten more.

wu is me

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

omg how come shit like this neverhappens to wibblyjppersnapperslongdistancecallshavenonutritti onalvalue...

dunky_g

dunky_g

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

[SNOW]

This just happened during a CoF run.

Killed u man

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Well, Some guy comes running up to meand tells me I'm wearing his pants.
I told him I didn't know the guy, and I certainly wasn't wearing his pants.
He told me to give him his pants back, so I gave him an egg and 5$. We boiled the egg, bought 2 cups of cuffe and gave them to the cows. They however weren't to pleased, seeing how the Boise State Broncos lost the SuperBowl...

Strange enough?

Chestnut

Chestnut

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Mo/Me

Was wondering around Cavalon and some guy started messageing me about breeding his seige turtle mini pet to a large seige turtle in Cavalon

Aprrently someone scamed him and told ihm he could make turtle babies and he was so confused on how to do it.


lol

Xira

Xira

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Oct 2007

Canada

Necropolis Warlords

N/Me

I was in pre on my (female) monk waiting for a friend to finish installing gws and make his char.

Some guy walked up and said "Hey sweet thing."

I wasn't quite sure how to respond being a guy and all so I just said "Hi?"

He asked me a few questions (nothing really weird) and after answering them he said "Want to be my girlfriend?" to which I replyed "I'm a guy in real life."

A few minutes later he said "So? Your char is female!"

great sir s

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

The depths of Africa

[LotU]

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xira
I was in pre on my (female) monk waiting for a friend to finish installing gws and make his char.

Some guy walked up and said "Hey sweet thing."

I wasn't quite sure how to respond being a guy and all so I just said "Hi?"

He asked me a few questions (nothing really weird) and after answering them he said "Want to be my girlfriend?" to which I replyed "I'm a guy in real life."

A few minutes later he said "So? Your char is female!"
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

if he's legitly male, thats truly wrong..

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

*Bangs head against desk*

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Our guild joined an alliance and one of the other guilds' leader asked if anyone wanted to PvP.

So our mascot and whipping boy, who shall remain unnamed, decided to have a go, and took his Ranger. We went to the enemy Guild Hall and saw they had rolled an elementalist. So he runs BHA, since BHA > casters.

5 minutes later, the b-surge Elementalist is dead and whining about our BHA Ranger kiting; accusing kiting of not being a real tactic.

So I say, I'd like to have a go. I decide to roll a generic Deadly Arts Assassin, since it is probably the strongest and most versatile 1v1 spike build.

5 seconds after the first shot, the enemy is dead. Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance.

Somehow I still had a character in that guild's hall. I trash talked them for a while in their Guild Hall since they couldn't kick me, then got bored and left.

RiKio

RiKio

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

Plato's Cave

W/E

In RollerCheater Racing, I won a round, and then I spammed: Ok this is my 4th consecutive victory.

Then the following conversation between me and another warrior happened....

Guy: Yes, but you are a Warrior/Dervish, so you are a noob
Me: lol?
Me ( Whisper): You are very jealous.
Guy: (Whisper): Omg NOOB

Cats

Cats

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2005

Singapore

Charter Vanguard

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance.
Wow, an entire guild /ragequit? That's a first for me.

Xebedinct

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2008

Soviet Jersey

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
Our guild joined an alliance and one of the other guilds' leader asked if anyone wanted to PvP.

So our mascot and whipping boy, who shall remain unnamed, decided to have a go, and took his Ranger. We went to the enemy Guild Hall and saw they had rolled an elementalist. So he runs BHA, since BHA > casters.

5 minutes later, the b-surge Elementalist is dead and whining about our BHA Ranger kiting; accusing kiting of not being a real tactic.

So I say, I'd like to have a go. I decide to roll a generic Deadly Arts Assassin, since it is probably the strongest and most versatile 1v1 spike build.

5 seconds after the first shot, the enemy is dead. Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance.

Somehow I still had a character in that guild's hall. I trash talked them for a while in their Guild Hall since they couldn't kick me, then got bored and left.
Wow, that was awesome.

Your guild must be pretty awesome, and your guild leader must be some sort of sexy-beast/badass hybrid.

Sir Seifus Halbred

Sir Seifus Halbred

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

The other day i got a random whisp from a random person....

They said....

Quote:
Hey gurl, Hey!
Umm ok?

Angelina Collins

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2008

Heaven Royal Knights (HRK)

A/N

My personal favorate was when in RA, my sin has temple strike. So I attack this noob rit and every spell he tries is interupted due to the effect of being dazed. He Pm's me call me a cheater, saying that I was hacking because there is no skill that can interupt all spells at once. I simply explained to him that he was dazed and that the effect makes all spell easly interuptable. He seemed to understand, but was still pissed, I just found it funny, never ran into a noob like that before.

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by Angelina Collins
My personal favorate was when in RA, my sin has temple strike. So I attack this noob rit and every spell he tries is interupted due to the effect of being dazed. He Pm's me call me a cheater, saying that I was hacking because there is no skill that can interupt all spells at once. I simply explained to him that he was dazed and that the effect makes all spell easly interuptable. He seemed to understand, but was still pissed, I just found it funny, never ran into a noob like that before.
I encountered a similar thing, except I was a Ritualist with Shadowsong, facing an assassin. The fool never understood how Shadowsong works and thought I was a hacker. Silly assassins.

Dai Ichiban

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2007

Some girl character was spamming "will strip for 500g" in great temple of balthazar.

Jiub

Jiub

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

The Sky Pirates

W/R

over the period of about a year i kept getting whispers from some random guy saying "hey you're on my friends list, wanna come play with me?"
and when i replied "im sorry i dont know you you're not on my friends list and im kinda busy right now"
he said simply "screw you noob! im better off without you i bet you suck at this game!"
and then whispered me again the next week ¬_¬

one time i was doing a quest with some newbie ranger guy out of ascalon city, and we brought alesia along. throughout the quest the ranger kept talking directly to alesia and at one point said "hey alesia your pretty sexy, whats your email?"
that kinda freaked me out a little

oh and this other time i was playing some mission and one of the guys in my party says "shit gotta go some people just broke into my house!" that was weird.

and i was playing some other mission and someone went afk for like half an hour and then said "sorry the screen broke off my laptop" lol

R A N D O M

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2007

cause we are crazy (cwc)

E/

im sure alesias bald...

Nadia Roark

Nadia Roark

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2007

Tomb Refugees [ToRe]

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xira
I was in pre on my (female) monk waiting for a friend to finish installing gws and make his char.

Some guy walked up and said "Hey sweet thing."

I wasn't quite sure how to respond being a guy and all so I just said "Hi?"

He asked me a few questions (nothing really weird) and after answering them he said "Want to be my girlfriend?" to which I replyed "I'm a guy in real life."

A few minutes later he said "So? Your char is female!"
I've had similar experiences, especially when I wear a certain armor combination. Back when I used to PvP (because of my character's name, I think), a lot of people thought I was a girl until they got on vent and started talking.

Eldin

Eldin

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

America. How about you, commie?

Fellows of Mythgar [FOM]

R/Mo

Not only is it immature and sad, but it's not good pricing either.

"will take off my boots for 1k"
"will take off my leggings for another 1k"
"will take off gloves for 2k (wtf? arm fetish?)"
"will take off chest for 5k"

I'd just make a PvP char or go to Shing Jea.

VanDamselx

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Buffalo, NY

[TTBH]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Serra Mu
It happens 1 week ago... in LA. No screenshot sorry.

Guy : who r u?
Serra Mu (me) : I'm Serra Mu.
Guy : yea i know tat but irl?
Serra Mu : At first, write well please because you will have some difficulties when you will be at school, second, why are you bothering me because there are like 50 others people over there and you decided to pm me...
Guy : i ask u who r u irl.
Serra Mu : I tell you 2 things.
Guy : i know but who r u!!!!!! ur so hot !!!! can u be naked 4 me?
(*wow*)
Serra Mu : I'm a Monk.
Guy : yeah and you r really hot 4 a Monk!!!
Serra Mu: I hope you know that Monk don't do that, also beware of God, he observes people like you and punish them especially when you are disturbing his servants.
(I'm a Monk by the way)
Guy : oh ****, I forgot tat !!! im really sorry!!!!
Serra Mu : Don't worry, go pray Dwayna and she will tell God that you apologize for what you do.
Guy : it will work 4 sure???
Serra Mu : Err... Well you have to write well too like I said before and I'm sure God will be happy and forgive you.
Guy : okay i will try! thx serra!!
Serra Mu : No problem, may dwayna bless you.

For information, I'm not interrested in religion or anything else, I was just playing with him, also, I don't know if he was playing with me too but it was funny.
If he was not joking... well... I save one guy for being dumb.



You should have told him to pay you for an indulgence to ensure his "sin" would be forgiven.

Kiragi Yagami

Kiragi Yagami

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2007

Elician Mercinaries [eLm] Leader.

E/Me

i was in Great Northern Wall one time and someone was spamming "Will run mission for free but you have to be naked". creep-er.

dasullybear

dasullybear

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

You're basement, eating a ham sandwhich

Mo/

Guildy:
"OMG I GOT A FKCEN MINI RAT!!!"

Darkhell153

Darkhell153

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

right behind you

Highlander Honor Guard [HHnr]

R/

Guy: (whisper) Dude can you give me 200k?
Me: (whisper) can you give me 201k?
Guy: Ok
(He logged off immediately afterward and did not pm me again)

kilkelo

kilkelo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Charter Vanguard

N/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by DreamRunner



I don't know why people gets creeped out from flirting. I find it pretty funny that people do, but I also find it funny that people are so desperate as well to flirt in an online game.
If you think that's flirting.... That's just plain weird.

TomD22

TomD22

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Another gem from RA. I just knew from the start that the wammo with a very...wammo-ish name (I guess guru rules mean I can't post it, right?) would be a disaster and sure enough...

He apparently had two skills on his bar. Anyway, after an entire match spent spamming frenzy and repeatedly healsigging through it, while being pounded on by the entire enemy team (who all totally ignored me, as monk, to hit this dumb frenzy-war instead, lol) I get whispers after the match....

(red=him, green=me, black=random other stuff. I wish I could post the name...it was so quintissentially wammo)





/sigh

T1Cybernetic

T1Cybernetic

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

Wakefield, West Yorkshire, Uk, Nr Earth

Alternate Evil Gamers [aeg]

N/

I was selling up at the merchant after a long vanquish with me and my hero/hench team and all of a sudden.

BRB Coffee

I could not help myself and sent.

NP I gtg make a coffee too.

Still no clue who it was but it got me off my ass to make a cofee so it's alright.