Strangest thing that someone said to you
shrouded^god
me and a guildie talking about them trying to quit smoking...
MaDDoG1221
^LMAO!
Hahah wonder if he felt a bit embarrassed?
Hahah wonder if he felt a bit embarrassed?
isisaset
My weirdest experience thus far was my old guild leader... when he found out someone was truly female (albeit married, my husband was also in the guild), he would flirt relentlessly. Sooooo, one day a guild group is doing THK and he dies. He then whispers me, saying, "Look, I died holding your hand". Creepy!! Needless to say, we left that guild ^^
DreamRunner
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Originally Posted by isisaset
"Look, I died holding your hand". Creepy!! Needless to say, we left that guild ^^
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I don't know why people gets creeped out from flirting. I find it pretty funny that people do, but I also find it funny that people are so desperate as well to flirt in an online game.
BenjZee
this happened to a mate. he showed me a screenie, the following is sick and twisted:
randomer (A, female char): hey there sweet thing
mate (boy playin as girl): Hey
A: wanna be dirty with me, we can be lesbo...
mate: ? wtf...alright then
--------mate plays along...
mate: i admit im a bloke
A: Wtf....oops shite, im also a boy...
just seen this ......its so hilarious how this kinda thing happens
randomer (A, female char): hey there sweet thing
mate (boy playin as girl): Hey
A: wanna be dirty with me, we can be lesbo...
mate: ? wtf...alright then
--------mate plays along...
mate: i admit im a bloke
A: Wtf....oops shite, im also a boy...
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Originally Posted by Darkobra
Here's something I saw in Pre-Searing.
Two female elementalists. 1: Looking for hawt gurl 2 kiss! 2: Oh! Me! Me! 1: AH HA! I'm really a guy! 2: Omg.... 1: ??? 2: Me too! |
N1ghtstalker
yesterday in LA i was with my ele from pre with her original armor (yknow that kinda sexy outfit) and a monk was standing in front of me and said: hi sugar
i have no idea what to expect next cuz my runner (luckily) just ran out to head out to sanctum cay
i have no idea what to expect next cuz my runner (luckily) just ran out to head out to sanctum cay
shrouded^god
I was in my male warrior...in hot pink glads *cough* stripper *cough* armor and some guy spams in local to say the color is nice and it matches my cape. So Im like "thanks" and then he asks if the guild is mine...so I tell him no its a friends and he asks if we're all gay men or really women...and if he can join.
Im still a little dumbfounded...
Im still a little dumbfounded...
take_me
I have had many strange whispers in the last 30 months (maybe due to my Char name^^), but this one happened more recently.
Steboy93
This wasn't what someone said to me, but it was still funny and strange
I was in Kamadam and suddenly 2 naked male eles from [LLL] started chasing me round and dancing whenever I stopped!
After a minute or two of chasing i stopped turned round, stripped off and started dancing too! Within minutes we had kicked off a naked dance party which about 20 people had joined
Ah, good times
I was in Kamadam and suddenly 2 naked male eles from [LLL] started chasing me round and dancing whenever I stopped!
After a minute or two of chasing i stopped turned round, stripped off and started dancing too! Within minutes we had kicked off a naked dance party which about 20 people had joined
Ah, good times
Nevin
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Originally Posted by shrouded^god
me and a guildie talking about them trying to quit smoking... |
LeoX
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Originally Posted by SmithyBen
Here's something I saw in Pre-Searing.
Two female elementalists. 1: Looking for hawt gurl 2 kiss! 2: Oh! Me! Me! 1: AH HA! I'm really a guy! 2: Omg.... 1: ??? 2: Me too! |
roosterfish
Need I say more?
Mr. Undisclosed
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Originally Posted by roosterfish
Need I say more? |
Shakti
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Originally Posted by roosterfish
Need I say more? |
wu is me
omg how come shit like this neverhappens to wibblyjppersnapperslongdistancecallshavenonutritti onalvalue...
dunky_g
This just happened during a CoF run.
Killed u man
Well, Some guy comes running up to meand tells me I'm wearing his pants.
I told him I didn't know the guy, and I certainly wasn't wearing his pants.
He told me to give him his pants back, so I gave him an egg and 5$. We boiled the egg, bought 2 cups of cuffe and gave them to the cows. They however weren't to pleased, seeing how the Boise State Broncos lost the SuperBowl...
Strange enough?
I told him I didn't know the guy, and I certainly wasn't wearing his pants.
He told me to give him his pants back, so I gave him an egg and 5$. We boiled the egg, bought 2 cups of cuffe and gave them to the cows. They however weren't to pleased, seeing how the Boise State Broncos lost the SuperBowl...
Strange enough?
Chestnut
Was wondering around Cavalon and some guy started messageing me about breeding his seige turtle mini pet to a large seige turtle in Cavalon
Aprrently someone scamed him and told ihm he could make turtle babies and he was so confused on how to do it.
lol
Aprrently someone scamed him and told ihm he could make turtle babies and he was so confused on how to do it.
lol
Xira
I was in pre on my (female) monk waiting for a friend to finish installing gws and make his char.
Some guy walked up and said "Hey sweet thing."
I wasn't quite sure how to respond being a guy and all so I just said "Hi?"
He asked me a few questions (nothing really weird) and after answering them he said "Want to be my girlfriend?" to which I replyed "I'm a guy in real life."
A few minutes later he said "So? Your char is female!"
Some guy walked up and said "Hey sweet thing."
I wasn't quite sure how to respond being a guy and all so I just said "Hi?"
He asked me a few questions (nothing really weird) and after answering them he said "Want to be my girlfriend?" to which I replyed "I'm a guy in real life."
A few minutes later he said "So? Your char is female!"
great sir s
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Originally Posted by Xira
I was in pre on my (female) monk waiting for a friend to finish installing gws and make his char.
Some guy walked up and said "Hey sweet thing." I wasn't quite sure how to respond being a guy and all so I just said "Hi?" He asked me a few questions (nothing really weird) and after answering them he said "Want to be my girlfriend?" to which I replyed "I'm a guy in real life." A few minutes later he said "So? Your char is female!" |
if he's legitly male, thats truly wrong..
Taurucis
*Bangs head against desk*
Zahr Dalsk
Our guild joined an alliance and one of the other guilds' leader asked if anyone wanted to PvP.
So our mascot and whipping boy, who shall remain unnamed, decided to have a go, and took his Ranger. We went to the enemy Guild Hall and saw they had rolled an elementalist. So he runs BHA, since BHA > casters.
5 minutes later, the b-surge Elementalist is dead and whining about our BHA Ranger kiting; accusing kiting of not being a real tactic.
So I say, I'd like to have a go. I decide to roll a generic Deadly Arts Assassin, since it is probably the strongest and most versatile 1v1 spike build.
5 seconds after the first shot, the enemy is dead. Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance.
Somehow I still had a character in that guild's hall. I trash talked them for a while in their Guild Hall since they couldn't kick me, then got bored and left.
So our mascot and whipping boy, who shall remain unnamed, decided to have a go, and took his Ranger. We went to the enemy Guild Hall and saw they had rolled an elementalist. So he runs BHA, since BHA > casters.
5 minutes later, the b-surge Elementalist is dead and whining about our BHA Ranger kiting; accusing kiting of not being a real tactic.
So I say, I'd like to have a go. I decide to roll a generic Deadly Arts Assassin, since it is probably the strongest and most versatile 1v1 spike build.
5 seconds after the first shot, the enemy is dead. Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance.
Somehow I still had a character in that guild's hall. I trash talked them for a while in their Guild Hall since they couldn't kick me, then got bored and left.
RiKio
In RollerCheater Racing, I won a round, and then I spammed: Ok this is my 4th consecutive victory.
Then the following conversation between me and another warrior happened....
Guy: Yes, but you are a Warrior/Dervish, so you are a noob
Me: lol?
Me ( Whisper): You are very jealous.
Guy: (Whisper): Omg NOOB
Then the following conversation between me and another warrior happened....
Guy: Yes, but you are a Warrior/Dervish, so you are a noob
Me: lol?
Me ( Whisper): You are very jealous.
Guy: (Whisper): Omg NOOB
Cats
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Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance.
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Xebedinct
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Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
Our guild joined an alliance and one of the other guilds' leader asked if anyone wanted to PvP.
So our mascot and whipping boy, who shall remain unnamed, decided to have a go, and took his Ranger. We went to the enemy Guild Hall and saw they had rolled an elementalist. So he runs BHA, since BHA > casters. 5 minutes later, the b-surge Elementalist is dead and whining about our BHA Ranger kiting; accusing kiting of not being a real tactic. So I say, I'd like to have a go. I decide to roll a generic Deadly Arts Assassin, since it is probably the strongest and most versatile 1v1 spike build. 5 seconds after the first shot, the enemy is dead. Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance. Somehow I still had a character in that guild's hall. I trash talked them for a while in their Guild Hall since they couldn't kick me, then got bored and left. |
Your guild must be pretty awesome, and your guild leader must be some sort of sexy-beast/badass hybrid.
Sir Seifus Halbred
The other day i got a random whisp from a random person....
They said....
Umm ok?
They said....
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Hey gurl, Hey! |
Angelina Collins
My personal favorate was when in RA, my sin has temple strike. So I attack this noob rit and every spell he tries is interupted due to the effect of being dazed. He Pm's me call me a cheater, saying that I was hacking because there is no skill that can interupt all spells at once. I simply explained to him that he was dazed and that the effect makes all spell easly interuptable. He seemed to understand, but was still pissed, I just found it funny, never ran into a noob like that before.
Zahr Dalsk
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Originally Posted by Angelina Collins
My personal favorate was when in RA, my sin has temple strike. So I attack this noob rit and every spell he tries is interupted due to the effect of being dazed. He Pm's me call me a cheater, saying that I was hacking because there is no skill that can interupt all spells at once. I simply explained to him that he was dazed and that the effect makes all spell easly interuptable. He seemed to understand, but was still pissed, I just found it funny, never ran into a noob like that before.
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Dai Ichiban
Some girl character was spamming "will strip for 500g" in great temple of balthazar.
Jiub
over the period of about a year i kept getting whispers from some random guy saying "hey you're on my friends list, wanna come play with me?"
and when i replied "im sorry i dont know you you're not on my friends list and im kinda busy right now"
he said simply "screw you noob! im better off without you i bet you suck at this game!"
and then whispered me again the next week ¬_¬
one time i was doing a quest with some newbie ranger guy out of ascalon city, and we brought alesia along. throughout the quest the ranger kept talking directly to alesia and at one point said "hey alesia your pretty sexy, whats your email?"
that kinda freaked me out a little
oh and this other time i was playing some mission and one of the guys in my party says "shit gotta go some people just broke into my house!" that was weird.
and i was playing some other mission and someone went afk for like half an hour and then said "sorry the screen broke off my laptop" lol
and when i replied "im sorry i dont know you you're not on my friends list and im kinda busy right now"
he said simply "screw you noob! im better off without you i bet you suck at this game!"
and then whispered me again the next week ¬_¬
one time i was doing a quest with some newbie ranger guy out of ascalon city, and we brought alesia along. throughout the quest the ranger kept talking directly to alesia and at one point said "hey alesia your pretty sexy, whats your email?"
that kinda freaked me out a little
oh and this other time i was playing some mission and one of the guys in my party says "shit gotta go some people just broke into my house!" that was weird.
and i was playing some other mission and someone went afk for like half an hour and then said "sorry the screen broke off my laptop" lol
R A N D O M
im sure alesias bald...
Nadia Roark
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Originally Posted by Xira
I was in pre on my (female) monk waiting for a friend to finish installing gws and make his char.
Some guy walked up and said "Hey sweet thing." I wasn't quite sure how to respond being a guy and all so I just said "Hi?" He asked me a few questions (nothing really weird) and after answering them he said "Want to be my girlfriend?" to which I replyed "I'm a guy in real life." A few minutes later he said "So? Your char is female!" |
Eldin
Not only is it immature and sad, but it's not good pricing either.
"will take off my boots for 1k"
"will take off my leggings for another 1k"
"will take off gloves for 2k (wtf? arm fetish?)"
"will take off chest for 5k"
I'd just make a PvP char or go to Shing Jea.
"will take off my boots for 1k"
"will take off my leggings for another 1k"
"will take off gloves for 2k (wtf? arm fetish?)"
"will take off chest for 5k"
I'd just make a PvP char or go to Shing Jea.
VanDamselx
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Originally Posted by Serra Mu
It happens 1 week ago... in LA. No screenshot sorry.
Guy : who r u? Serra Mu (me) : I'm Serra Mu. Guy : yea i know tat but irl? Serra Mu : At first, write well please because you will have some difficulties when you will be at school, second, why are you bothering me because there are like 50 others people over there and you decided to pm me... Guy : i ask u who r u irl. Serra Mu : I tell you 2 things. Guy : i know but who r u!!!!!! ur so hot !!!! can u be naked 4 me? (*wow*) Serra Mu : I'm a Monk. Guy : yeah and you r really hot 4 a Monk!!! Serra Mu: I hope you know that Monk don't do that, also beware of God, he observes people like you and punish them especially when you are disturbing his servants. (I'm a Monk by the way) Guy : oh ****, I forgot tat !!! im really sorry!!!! Serra Mu : Don't worry, go pray Dwayna and she will tell God that you apologize for what you do. Guy : it will work 4 sure??? Serra Mu : Err... Well you have to write well too like I said before and I'm sure God will be happy and forgive you. Guy : okay i will try! thx serra!! Serra Mu : No problem, may dwayna bless you. For information, I'm not interrested in religion or anything else, I was just playing with him, also, I don't know if he was playing with me too but it was funny. If he was not joking... well... I save one guy for being dumb. |
Kiragi Yagami
i was in Great Northern Wall one time and someone was spamming "Will run mission for free but you have to be naked". creep-er.
dasullybear
Guildy:
"OMG I GOT A FKCEN MINI RAT!!!"
"OMG I GOT A FKCEN MINI RAT!!!"
Darkhell153
Guy: (whisper) Dude can you give me 200k?
Me: (whisper) can you give me 201k?
Guy: Ok
(He logged off immediately afterward and did not pm me again)
Me: (whisper) can you give me 201k?
Guy: Ok
(He logged off immediately afterward and did not pm me again)
kilkelo
TomD22
Another gem from RA. I just knew from the start that the wammo with a very...wammo-ish name (I guess guru rules mean I can't post it, right?) would be a disaster and sure enough...
He apparently had two skills on his bar. Anyway, after an entire match spent spamming frenzy and repeatedly healsigging through it, while being pounded on by the entire enemy team (who all totally ignored me, as monk, to hit this dumb frenzy-war instead, lol) I get whispers after the match....
(red=him, green=me, black=random other stuff. I wish I could post the name...it was so quintissentially wammo)
/sigh
He apparently had two skills on his bar. Anyway, after an entire match spent spamming frenzy and repeatedly healsigging through it, while being pounded on by the entire enemy team (who all totally ignored me, as monk, to hit this dumb frenzy-war instead, lol) I get whispers after the match....
(red=him, green=me, black=random other stuff. I wish I could post the name...it was so quintissentially wammo)
/sigh
T1Cybernetic
I was selling up at the merchant after a long vanquish with me and my hero/hench team and all of a sudden.
BRB Coffee
I could not help myself and sent.
NP I gtg make a coffee too.
Still no clue who it was but it got me off my ass to make a cofee so it's alright.
BRB Coffee
I could not help myself and sent.
NP I gtg make a coffee too.
Still no clue who it was but it got me off my ass to make a cofee so it's alright.