Funniest trading scemes/accidents you've ever seen?

Darmikau

Darmikau

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

Pun Goes [Here]

P/W

We've all seen people trying to get noticed when selling things, advertising for funny things that don't exists, or just made a mistake when typing up something to sell. What have you seen you though was funny?

A couple moments ago there was someone in Kamadan selling "Mallyx's Raven."

EDIT: Great, a typo in the topic title. Should be schemes.

Stolen Souls

Stolen Souls

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

"WTB run to DORKS!"

quickmonty

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

WTS Elite Tombs

Qwertyfied

Qwertyfied

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Ireland

DVDF

E/

"WTS scat eaters, 5k/each"

Bowstring Badass

Bowstring Badass

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Character selection screen figuring what I want to play...

Purple Lingerie - :D

WTB life

12345

take_me

take_me

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Mar 2006

Europe

Country Roads [HOME]

Not a typo but still funny:

"WTT Mini Djinn (me) for Mini Panda (you)"

binski

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jan 2007

"WTS Fractions account"
Reply: "What? I didn't know it was a math game"

Mork from Ork

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyfied
"WTS scat eaters, 5k/each"
Ewwwwww yuck

placebo overdose

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

N/

not quite selling but i was meeting up with a buyer and i reposted
ok gimme one sex i got to go to the storage >_<

makosi

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

Sell Worior Tomb 10k

xReLx

xReLx

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

Mo/

w ts frozen ekto 45k eaa

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

In Lion's Arch more than a year ago:
WTS Charr Pornography!
I'll post the screen shot when I find it.

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

Not exactly funny, but someone made a rather expensive accident with me. I was selling something in KC for 2k, and the person accidentally put 20k in the trade. I pointed it out to her to fix after "o.O"ing her.

Ha, I saw the Charr Porn spam too.

Big_Daddy

Big_Daddy

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

The Big Daddy Experience [BigD]

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Curse You
In Lion's Arch more than a year ago:
WTS Charr Pornography!
I'll post the screen shot when I find it.
OMG!!! You took a screen of that?? I was only kiiiiiidiiiiingg!!!!

BlueNovember

BlueNovember

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

WTS GW2 items for Zkey

Mo/

Relating to the KC quest;

"Anyone want to do the xunlai agent?"

o0

sagilltwins

sagilltwins

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2006

Your Mom's House

香港,poke, mad, BECK, nH

A/W

How do I get to Fractions?

nugzta

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueNovember
Relating to the KC quest;

"Anyone want to do the xunlai agent?"

o0
Quite similar, no typo or anything but Its funny

LFG to do Count's Daughter

1 up and 2 down

1 up and 2 down

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Rt/

"Selling perfect eternal blade q8!11!!"

prism2525

prism2525

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Among dead bodies.

The Republic of Sky Pirates

E/

HIM: WTS Terror shield 100k + X ectos
ME: can i see?
HIM: it's a joke, sry

really...

U Wanna Die

U Wanna Die

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

W/Mo

I had some guy type in "Selling Celestial Shield 2k!"
I was like, man i got to get in on this. So he pulls up the trade window and he says, sorry i meant tall shield from pre-searing my bad.

jon0592

jon0592

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

"wtb uw 1.6 ea" - This was in ToA int d1 when there was no favor...who knows what he was saying

"wtb all unused fow pieces" - I proceeded to question this guy and he said he wanted chances at salvaging for ectos.

Turtle222

Turtle222

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

:D:D

D/W

WTB a life, i was told to get one

Antitorgo

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2006

Duty

Mo/Me

Ranger in the Deep:

"GLF More Mission + Bonus"

Rehnahvah Gahro

Rehnahvah Gahro

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Underground

Rt/R

In Kamadan a few days ago: WTS The Megakiller

And again and again... nobody seemed to notice or care ^^.

TwinRaven

TwinRaven

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

W/

Someone asked, "What am I supposed to do with an Icy Hump? Are they worth anything?"

I chimed in with, "They aren't worth much, that's why I divorced mine."

I aslo saw someone selling Run eScape gold...

sickle of carnage

sickle of carnage

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

Textual Harassment [kTHX]

Quote:
Originally Posted by jon0592
"wtb uw 1.6 ea" - This was in ToA int d1 when there was no favor...who knows what he was saying

"wtb all unused fow pieces" - I proceeded to question this guy and he said he wanted chances at salvaging for ectos.
He was probably buying UW scrolls.

More Outrage

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Yorkshire

GOO

Gotta love the many variations of the word Scythe in the trade channel, pretty sure I don`t need to copy them.

I once said WTS loaf of bread, was fed up of the `all` channel being used over the trade channel at the time, and was a little taken back by the response. Should of expected it really as Factions had just come out.

slowerpoke

slowerpoke

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2007

Cuba

WTS tournament token

El Presidente

El Presidente

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Lookout Post #1, Andes Mountains

Custer Was Ganked [7th]

R/

WTS Mini Wind Rider req 10, 15k

MrGuildBoi

MrGuildBoi

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

A/

wts assassin build solo hm tank unlimited energy nd low dmg taken pm me!!

Roshi_ikkyu

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

Mo/W

The 2 common and most retarded ones are:

WTS sword Q10.... its req, not Q! Q10 is a face cream!

and TOMB.... its @#$%n' Tome.

VitisVinifera

VitisVinifera

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Northern California

HoTR

N/Me

yeah the tomb thing is crazy, soooooo many ppl do it, I don't get why?

I saw the Megakiller guy too, thought that sounded pretty cool for a simple typo

as for req vs q, sometimes you need every character you can squeeze into that pathetically short line you get, though I'd think logically it would then be r9 not q9

1 up and 2 down

1 up and 2 down

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roshi_ikkyu
The 2 common and most retarded ones are:

WTS sword Q10.... its req, not Q! Q10 is a face cream!

and TOMB.... its @#$%n' Tome.
I tried to cleverly post this common trade type mistake but no one seems to have noticed.

Hyper Cutter

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

"WTT love for cheese"
"i need a run two sentme cay"
"selling my soul -- 25k"

Nyktos

Nyktos

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

The Nyktos Guild [win]

Quote:
Originally Posted by VitisVinifera
as for req vs q, sometimes you need every character you can squeeze into that pathetically short line you get, though I'd think logically it would then be r9 not q9
But r9 is commonly used to mean rank 9, as in "I'm r9 norn".

TheRaven

TheRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Virginia

Spirit of Elisha

W/

Best I saw was this:

WTS 1 Wintergreen Candy Cane - 100k + 5ectos. Get a free Kuunavang with purchase.

1 up and 2 down

1 up and 2 down

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyktos
But r9 is commonly used to mean rank 9, as in "I'm r9 norn".
Why can't it be used for both? I don't think anyone is going to think your weapon is ranked 8 or something.

And if its that big of a deal for you then I choose to use the letter "e" instead of "r" or "q".

I can see it now! WTS Perfect eternal blade e8!!1!!1!11

Nyktos

Nyktos

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

The Nyktos Guild [win]

"wtb 100k - paying 1k"
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRaven
WTS 1 Wintergreen Candy Cane - 100k + 5ectos. Get a free Kuunavang with purchase.
I lol'd irl

X Bane Claw X

X Bane Claw X

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

[TCP] The Centre Path

D/

WTS Jora Sex Tape - pm me

sagilltwins

sagilltwins

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2006

Your Mom's House

香港,poke, mad, BECK, nH

A/W

i got another one...

go the the guild wars website and look at the bulletin it says

Mini Mania !!1!

typos are win