What's the weirdest battlecry you've heard in gw?

Solus Spartan

Solus Spartan

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2007

Australia

[Lawl]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkNecrid
"EAT COLD STEEL!!!"

*is using a FDS*
Rurik Is such a tool

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

N/

"raped! you're gonna get it"

NoXiFy

NoXiFy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

★☆٭Ńēŵ~ŶờЯК٭☆★

The Benecia Renovatio [RenO]

Mo/Me

"I Like Bawlz!"

Koss likes to yell it.

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

"Another body for my blade"
from koss....as a hammer warrior

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lil Mystique
KIIIIIIIILLLLLLRRROOOYYYYY STOOOOOOOOONNNEKIIIIINNNNN!! ftw ;p
It just doesn't get any better. That and the fact that I've never seen anyone but him and the H/H cry something before battle.

One of them said "Not in the face!" once. Ahhh, Arthur.

Redfeather1975

Redfeather1975

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Apartment#306

Rhedd Asylum

Me/

I don't remember many battle cries in the game, but I would like to shout 'let's not die so fast this time!!!!!!' before battle. Just to kill morale.

Tender Wolf

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

R/

gl and hf (everyone starts verbal fighting)

RAWR! (person gets pwned)

Love it when Devona says, "Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot." And of course, "My hammer wishes to meet you."

That Kilroy one is hilarious. hehe I saw someone yell CHARGE!!! too Oh wait, that was me...

DarthFlesh

DarthFlesh

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Gem of Destiny

N/

well this are mines

1.-Release the super-fast stealthy cyborg whales that are immune to bullets!

2.- No mercy for the weak, no pity for the dying, no tears for the slain

lets see if someone gets where i got the 2nd one :P

Lady Raenef

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

"Jesus will protect me!"

Basically, any Bible Thumper coming into a battle preaching about God before the match starts. Just for verification, I killed this person and replied "Where was Jesus that time?" It's one thing to be religious, it's another thing to have to let others hear it. A majority of us don't care and out of all the times I've seen it happen, never once have I seen another person cry out in celebration.

One time in this hilarious moment of Alliance Battles, one of our members had pissed off someone by killing them. It was a foreign person (there was foreign lettering from English in their name), probably not very fair in English language, but they spammed local with "YOU WANT DIE??" repeatedly....I had said "YOU WANT DIE??" in a Chinese ascent...I couldn't stop laughing.

Shayne Hawke

Shayne Hawke

Departed from Tyria

Join Date: May 2007

Clan Dethryche [dth]

R/

Sure glad nobody here's played against Xylias enough in the festival arenas to list my battlecry.

I once heard someone say "dont suck" and "srry that was for my team" in Snowball.

Coloneh

Coloneh

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Nov 2006

D/W

"eat power attack!!"

sadly, this was from a monk.

Seef II

Seef II

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

US

R/Mo

Does [skill]"For Great Justice!"[/skill] count?

zerulus

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrGuildBoi
For caketown!
black20 ftw .

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

"CAST MENDING NOW!"

That was my old guild's battlecry in PvP (we never actually used mending, of course).

Our other one was:
"YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED!"

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

"Who died?"

"<player> has left the game."

I think I should start using "How do u play dis gaem?????????"

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Oh, we also did,

"Do these guys drop ectos?" in AB

The Riven

The Riven

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2007

None worth mentioning

P/

I can see your house from here.

upier

upier

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Done.

[JUNK]

I am a much bigger fan of the replies one gets to all the shouting.

When somebody spams "I am wielding a xxx" - I always reply with "Your mommy must be so proud!".
But the one that actually made everyone laugh was when some Kurzick shouted his battlecry (had to be something involving the supremacy of the Kurzicks) and one of our guys replied by "That's nice sweety!"
It even made the dude who shouted giggle!

Squishy ftw

Squishy ftw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Your backline

W/

"Frenzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

Nian

Nian

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2007

Finland

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Symeon
For Ascalon and Oink!!
Haha I love that.

Quote:
Originally Posted by dasullybear
"You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Roooflmao.
"Go for the eyes Boo!"

baz777

baz777

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

South East England

Leader: Lady Hairy Armpits S[mell]

E/

I use:


'Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes'


Always been my favorite

Chrono Re delle Ere

Chrono Re delle Ere

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The Land of Hyrule

[GoE]

W/

I personally use:

I smell Piesauce!

Love it xD

snikerz

snikerz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

Rt/A

heres one we are all familiar with:

"Heal me noob!"

typically wammos say this

quickmonty

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

"Run away! Run away!"

mr_groovy

mr_groovy

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Netherlands

No Inherent Effect [NiE]

"Lol wut?" .

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

KIIIIIIIIILLLLRRRRROOOOOYYYYY STOOOONNNNNEEEEEKKKKKIIIINNNN!!!!! > anything said by an NPC.

I use "For the fjords!" and "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAH" every now and then, note that the last one doesn't have any meaning whatsoever. I was actually searching for a battlecry when my husband suggested this. Not only I used it in team chat, but I also yelled it over Vent. "WTF????" followed .

Anduin

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Ice Dragon Berserker Lodge

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by baz777
I use:


'Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes'


Always been my favorite
Haha, yeah, my brother's character Minsc likes to throw that one out too. Don't forget to add the "raughhh" part at the end, or it loses its full power :P

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

I like to yell "Margonites go HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK" in local chat.. I once made about 7 people say "Hrrk? Hrrk? Hrrk!" throughout the entire match.

Artisan Archer

Artisan Archer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2007

Free Wind

R/

When finally getting into the Jade Quarry as a kurzich:

Wall-huggers advance!

Painbringer

Painbringer

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2006

Minnesota

Black Widows of Death

W/Mo

Couple from RA

“Here I come to save the day……. Hammer swinging all the way”

Needless to say I stayed away from him until the end of the battle of course


And yesterday someone telling us “Jesus loves you this I know”

Aerian_Skybane

Aerian_Skybane

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

House of Caeruleous [HoC]

R/E

My personal favorites I have seen in either AB or FA (my two most frequented PvP areas):

In AB All: "Thumbs up, lets do this!" *Player has left the game*

Sure he was an a*hole, but man, I could not stop laughing at that one.

In FA: "I AM ALL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In FA: "Marklar for the Marklar Marklar!"

Also in FA (Luxon): "Alright guys, RUSH THE SECRET SIDE ENTRANCE"

That was particularly awesome just as Factions was released, as some of the Kurz (I played both sides so I was able to see both public and private responses) would say "WTF, this level is stacked" "OH SHIT WHERES THE ENTRANCE". Classic.

And my personal favorite, even I do it occasionally, even when we are attacking: "hold" "hoooold" "HOLLLLLD!" "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDD!"

That gets a mixture of hysterical laughs (from Braveheart fans) and WTF?!!?s

Darkhell153

Darkhell153

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2007

right behind you

Highlander Honor Guard [HHnr]

R/

I just did another weird battlecry...for no particular reason in ab:

"Victorious!!!! Everyone else is dead but the 5 of 1000 remaining are victorious!!!!"

Just by a miracle there actually were only 5 of us that didn't die and we won...I think I'm gonna use that battlecry more often.

Falllikeleaves

Falllikeleaves

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Dec 2007

R/Rt

Kurzick mob coming and a luxon screams "AHHH, THE MOB OF DOOM IS COMING FOR OUR SOULS!!!" and he leaves the game .... sometimes thats the way it seems if your luxon...

Bowstring Badass

Bowstring Badass

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Character selection screen figuring what I want to play...

Purple Lingerie - :D

"We are RANDOMWAY!"

Use this one in HA when I am doing randomway quite fun also funny when you flawless a team.

and

"[/\]† ß £Ïf3 5k+[\/]!n! Þ!G "
(wtb life 5k+mini pig)


Use this one when I am monking and doing horribly lol.

Sub Frost

Sub Frost

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Portugal

R/

Weirdest one? ... Probably a naked warrior in RA, running after a monk and saying ... "Show me the Boobies!!!!"

Lord Sojar

Lord Sojar

The Fallen One

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oblivion

Irrelevant

Mo/Me

"8 Man PUG, I Choose you! "use searing flames!"

From one of our monks in FoW at one point.

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowstring Badass
"We are RANDOMWAY!"

Use this one in HA when I am doing randomway quite fun also funny when you flawless a team.
.
QFT!
have i played with you before???
xD

Bowstring Badass

Bowstring Badass

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Character selection screen figuring what I want to play...

Purple Lingerie - :D

We may have I have no clue.

yakuza

yakuza

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2007

the one i use FTW is when i'm in RA monking and if i have any wammos in my team the first thing i say is "WAMMO HURRY UP WITH TEH MENDING!"

Snograt

Snograt

rattus rattus

Join Date: Jan 2006

London, UK GMT??0 ??1hr DST

[GURU]GW [wiki]GW2

R/

Stercus, stercus, stercus, moriturus sum!