Looking for a mature, established, and fun guild for PvE, AB, light PvP

About me:

I have been playing Guild Wars for over 14 months and I am an addict. I have 8 PvE characters and 3 PvP slots. I have all three campaigns and Eye of the North. I’ve completed each campaign on multiple characters, I’ve done a fair amount of vanquishing in Tyria and Elona, I have more than 90% of the skills unlocked, and I have earned about 90k Balthazar faction from RA and AB (I know this is a low number, I'm just trying to give you an idea of my relative level of experience). I live in the Pacific time zone (GMT -8). I have played through most of Guild Wars with heroes and henchmen, typically solo but sometimes with another player and all heroes. For more information about me and my characters, etc. (if that is important to you), you can check out my user page on the official wiki: http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/User:Malpractice

Playing Guild Wars with competent and cool people, joking around and having fun while beating the crap out of our enemies - that is what got me addicted to this game. But for a variety of reasons I am now the lone active member of my guild and it looks like my guild is finally dead. I have people on my friend’s list with whom I play sometimes, but their guilds are not really the right fit for me.

What I am looking for in a guild:

I’m looking for an established guild, preferably Kurizck-aligned, with active members online during the times I play - evenings (GMT -8) and weekends. The guild size is not too important to me, so long as the members are mature (yet cool), social, and active. I am looking for people to group with for missions, dungeons, vanquishing, elite areas, AB, and maybe some organized PvP. I’m also looking for a guild that understands I may play with non-guild friends sometimes. Also, a guild that doesn’t say in response to me bringing my paragon, "Dude, Paragons suck! Bring your tank instead."

What I am not looking for in a guild:

- This successful run sponsored by your friends at Ursan Blessing.

- Any requirement to post or log-in to a guild forum. I work during the day and I don’t have time for such things. I would rather devote my free time to playing Guild Wars instead of talking about Guild Wars.

- A new (but expanding!) guild that expects me to pony up 50k for guild hall NPCs two days after joining the guild. I have no problem contributing to the success and welfare of my guild, but it needs to be reasonable.

- A guild with 5 active members and 25 inactive members.

- Begging. I am a generous person but begging puts a deadbolt on my xunlai chest.

- Guild drama. Of any sort.

- Bigots.

Thank you for reading this novel of a post. If you think there is a place in your guild for me, please send me a PM here or contact me in-game. My ign is Brother Fabian.