Longest Item Name ever?

sagilltwins

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04 Jan 2008 at 05:09 - 1
So i was just pveing when I encountered this drop:



Zomg it has such a long name.....

post your long items names to see if you can beat that

Pvp items don't count thanks

super strokey

super strokey

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Soviet Canuckistan

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04 Jan 2008 at 05:11 - 2
wow that is long!

sagilltwins

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04 Jan 2008 at 05:15 - 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by super strokey
wow that is long!
it sure is lol it takes 2 lines to fill up the whole name XD

VitisVinifera

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04 Jan 2008 at 05:21 - 4
Minion Master's Jade Brotherhood Armguard of Superior Restoration Magic

(just a guess)

Zeek Aran

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Earth, sadly

BORK

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04 Jan 2008 at 05:37 - 5
Pfft, put it in Bork. It'll be way longer.

I pwnd U

I pwnd U

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in the middle of a burning cornfield...

Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)

04 Jan 2008 at 05:54 - 6
Bork pwns all! lolz And ya that is pretty dang long, I don't think I have ever seen one that long before...

chowmein69

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04 Jan 2008 at 07:25 - 7
Quote:
Originally Posted by VitisVinifera
Minion Master's Jade Brotherhood Armguard of Superior Restoration Magic

(just a guess)
that is long .

God of the blade

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Delft ^_^

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04 Jan 2008 at 08:52 - 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by VitisVinifera
Minion Master's Jade Brotherhood Armguard of Superior Restoration Magic

(just a guess)

Minion master's jade brotherhood armguard of superior protection prayers

arcanemacabre

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04 Jan 2008 at 09:18 - 9
Okay, so since I love pointless things, I think I finally found the longest possible item name... of course as a theoretical drop; never actually had this drop, but I'm sure it's possible:

Minion Master's Shiverpeak Necromancer Tunic of Superior Wilderness Survival

Tadaa!

Zeek Aran

Zeek Aran

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Earth, sadly

BORK

A/

04 Jan 2008 at 09:27 - 10
Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanemacabre
Okay, so since I love pointless things, I think I finally found the longest possible item name... of course as a theoretical drop; never actually had this drop, but I'm sure it's possible:

Minion Master's Shiverpeak Necromancer Tunic of Superior Wilderness Survival

Tadaa!
Meeneeun Maester's Sheeferpeaek Necrumuncer Tooneec ooff Soopereeur Veelderness Soorfeefael

BAM

RedStar

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04 Jan 2008 at 09:47 - 11
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeek Aran
Meeneeun Maester's Sheeferpeaek Necrumuncer Tooneec ooff Soopereeur Veelderness Soorfeefael

BAM
Wow, that's the longest and funniest item name I ever saw XD

Zeek Aran

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Earth, sadly

BORK

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04 Jan 2008 at 09:54 - 12
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedStar
Wow, that's the longest and funniest item name I ever saw XD
Welcome to Bork.

counciler132

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04 Jan 2008 at 10:50 - 13
Bork is good. You will like the Bork. And the Bork will enjoy your liking of Bork.

Coridan

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04 Jan 2008 at 12:47 - 14
what is Bork?

N E D M

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04 Jan 2008 at 12:51 - 15

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04 Jan 2008 at 13:32 - 16
Rofl Rofl Rofl

I need that poster

pkodyssey

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04 Jan 2008 at 14:04 - 17
Quote:
Originally Posted by counciler132
Bork is good. You will like the Bork. And the Bork will enjoy your liking of Bork.
How true... you really haven't experienced life until...


BORK!

Danax

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04 Jan 2008 at 14:24 - 18
Interesting topic, but I think it's Minion Master's Jade Brotherhood Armguard of Superior Restoration Magic

LeoX

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04 Jan 2008 at 14:27 - 19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coridan
what is Bork?
lulz, to experience the joys of Bork, and actually begin living; i suggest you head to your Guild Wars Options [F11], and take a look at the Language Settings.
On topic i have no longer names.

Taurucis

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04 Jan 2008 at 15:14 - 20
A guy in my alliance has something like a "______ Giant Slayer's Hammer of Dwarfslaying". While the name isn't as smashingly long as some of those armos you guys found... yeah...

Curse You

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N/Mo

04 Jan 2008 at 15:22 - 21
Though not the longest, the most ironic drop I've seen was:

Beastmaster Harness of Major Beast Mastery

Try finding something more ironic than that!

Just thought of one better:

Beastmaster's Beastmaster Harness of Major Beast Mastery

Jeremy Untouchable

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04 Jan 2008 at 15:26 - 22
This smells like a off-topic thread XD

sagilltwins

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04 Jan 2008 at 17:01 - 23
Grr.... you defeated the purpose lol

You need pics for proof.... ><

God of the blade

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04 Jan 2008 at 17:23 - 24
Minion Master's Shiverpeak Necromancer Tunic of superior Wilderness Survival

is longer then

Beastmaster's Beastmaster Harness of Major Beast Mastery

Painbringer

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04 Jan 2008 at 18:21 - 25
Did I just see Fish thrown by my head?


BORK BORK BORK BORK

??? L??wLi????????? ???

??? L??wLi????????? ???

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Dela-where?

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04 Jan 2008 at 18:23 - 26
lmao funny bork does it all.

Zeek Aran

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Earth, sadly

BORK

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04 Jan 2008 at 18:26 - 27
Aww I think this thread's life is ending. I'll miss it. ;-;

sagilltwins

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04 Jan 2008 at 18:57 - 28
no! it can't be >< its not even a day old yet lol

Curse You

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N/Mo

04 Jan 2008 at 19:02 - 29
Quote:
Originally Posted by God of the blade
Minion Master's Shiverpeak Necromancer Tunic of superior Wilderness Survival

is longer then

Beastmaster's Beastmaster Harness of Major Beast Mastery
So? Yours isn't ironic at all.

Also, I don't have a screen of the Beastmaster Harness of Major Beast Mastery because it was a guildmate that got it and I can't contact him right now.

Zeek Aran

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Earth, sadly

BORK

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04 Jan 2008 at 19:06 - 30
Quote:
Originally Posted by Curse You
So? Yours isn't ironic at all.

Also, I don't have a screen of the Beastmaster Harness of Major Beast Mastery because it was a guildmate that got it and I can't contact him right now.
*points to thread title*

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04 Jan 2008 at 19:16 - 31
+1

12 chars

Curse You

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04 Jan 2008 at 19:30 - 32
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeek Aran
*points to thread title*
*points to post, conveniently at the top of page*

Scary Raebbit

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04 Jan 2008 at 21:29 - 33
hay guiz look i can spam teh topic 2 lololz

bork is teh funniez

+1

Bryant Again

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04 Jan 2008 at 21:33 - 34
Do they have like a text Borkalizer? Otherwise, I highly bow down and applaud ANet for including something so useless yet so awesome into the game.

Symeon

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04 Jan 2008 at 21:36 - 35
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