Which Guild Wars Profession are you?

Faith Angelis

Faith Angelis

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

UK

Got to talking about this with a couple of friends last night and I wondered:

Which Guild Wars Profession are you?

Now obviously I don't mean which do you play, but what profession are you in real life and why? For example, one of my GW buddies is a dentist; we decided that makes him a Monk ... Another is a keen amatuer Martial Artist so she's an Assassin (too easy I know).

As for me, I'm a bookmaker, so the general consensus seems to be that makes me a Mesmer; although I don't do the Riverdance. Ever.

What about you?

Zil

Zil

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2007

I do a lot of boxing, so I guess that makes me a Warrior. Funny, because that's what I play as mostly.

upier

upier

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Done.

[JUNK]

Looking completely superficially at the classes - I'd have to be a ranger.
Tree-hugging-hippy FTW!
(Without the outfits though!)

I never do the ranger in game these days though.

tasha

tasha

Auctions Mod

Join Date: Jan 2006

UK

Mystic Spiral [MYST]

I'm a researcher into robotics, so I guess I'll say fast cast air mesmer.

Uber Mass

Uber Mass

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2006

The Netherlands

retired from gw [agro] still ftw

W/

i shout alot so im prolly a paragon =p ( tho i wear pants and i dont have michael jackson moves)

Saelis Scarfang

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2007

Savior of Souls

Mo/

I'm a psychologist and I screw with people's minds.

That makes me a mesmer, I guess.

Oh and -cough cough- lots of points into domination.

I'm surprised I haven't come across one of those blog quiz thingies, "Which Guild Wars profession are you?" with the questions in it.

1) Primary Attributes: What qualities do you have that are critical in your current field of work?
a) Doing work quickly and meeting all the deadlines. (Fast Casting)
b) Being able to take advantage of other people's failures by observation and putting their mistakes to good use. (Soul Reaping)
c) Being skilled enough to complete work without much effort or thought, so I hardly ever burn out. (Expertise)
d) Physical strength and endurance. (Strength)
e) Popular, able to work well with people and understanding their needs. (Divine Favor)
f) I just have lots of energy and passion for my work that keeps me going. (Energy Storage)
g) I have the killer instinct - the ability to spot business opportunities from a mile off. (Critical Strikes)
h) Being able to create new innovations and improve on current policies. (Spawning Power)
i) I am a natural leader. (Doh, leadership.)
j) I enjoy learning as I work, and every new project I finish inspires me to do more. (Mysticism)

I tried.

Turtle222

Turtle222

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

:D:D

D/W

I do weightlifting and play a lot of rugby, so i'm a warrior. wish i was a dervish though...

RotteN

RotteN

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/

rugbyplayer aswell (lock forward), so warrior

but i also yell a lot and i'm used to leading stuff. So maybe paragon :P

I'll go with warrior though (and guess what i play in GW ...)

garethporlest18

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

Level 2 Gargoyle.

DreamRunner

DreamRunner

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

W/

I do a lot of running and weights. I used to play rugby but stopped when I left school.

I played warrior but I actually do a bachelor of arts.

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

im an Ettin, as i got a big hammer to smash things up when i get pissed.

Natures Spirt

Natures Spirt

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2007

Canada

Symbol of Pain

Mo/E

I would have to say im a elementalist cuz sometimes i use the elements to my advantage but im a little bit paragon cuz Im a great leader in real life

(Creepy one of my favourite characters is a E/P)

Rhedd

Rhedd

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

You ever have to clean up after a Moa bird?

True Solunastra [SLA] Profession: Moa Wrangler

I must be a Ranger.

The US Army told me I was.

You know, the Army would've been a LOT more fun if we would've had Moas!

Gun Pierson

Gun Pierson

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Belgium

PIMP

Mo/

I'm a technician/constructor, I fix, replace and place new stuff. That would make me a monk or ritualist I guess which I happen to be.

ensoriki

ensoriki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada bro.

A/D

Assassin
Im skinny
many people don't like me.
Many of my skills suck.
And I don't fight if I think I'll lose.

Vaal 84

Vaal 84

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2007

UK

R/

I'm a surveyor, so like the stone summit surveyors that would make me a ranger. which is handy because its also the prof of my main character !

vaal

Tatile

Tatile

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Stygian Disciples of Tenebrasus

N/Me

I have a tendency to hang back, stay quiet and make wierd contributions to discussions (in case you haven't already noticed), so I'd be what? A Weapon Spell Rit?

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Probably a paragon - they shout a lot and well... I talk a lot . Without the frilly underpants please D:.

I'm a necro in-game though o.o. Suits my husbands more than me IRL (he's a goth x]).

Esan

Esan

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2007

Wars

I stalk in the shadows at night and feed on unsuspecting humans, so I'd have to say I'm a touch ranger.

Cargan

Cargan

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

Scotland

[ESP]

W/

I sit around and don't do much. I guess that would make me a pug monk.

zknifeh

zknifeh

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Kamadan

Acolites of Anguish [aOa]

A/

i design home floor systems... not really sure what that makes me, perhaps a spirit rit?

but a friend of mine is a N/P, cuz he has like 5 kids (minions) and he always screams at them

cerb

cerb

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2005

Sept-Iles, QC, Canada

Les Tric??ratops Sont Nos [Amis]

Mo/

I like to raise monsters from cadavers, so I guess that makes me a MM.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

I think I'm an assassin. For the same reasons Ensoriki posted - I'm skinny, people don't like me, my skills are useless, and I'm always a target for ridicule. And I'm Asian, lol...

Personality-wise, I'm hot tempered, sarcastic, and I have a natural disdain for the higher-ups. Sounds like an Assassin, Elementalist, or Warrior...

Skill-wise, I like art, piano, and writing fantasy. That makes me a Mesmer.

I'm a A/Me/E/W. Watch as I Imagined Burden you, Conjure Flame, Tiger Stance spike you to death.

Wish Swiftdeath

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2007

Mo/W

MONK!

I know my account name is a necro (fave when i made it) but i love monking now and imo theres nothing else to pay - the feeling of saving somebody's life with a nicely timed prot/heal is just great

Olim Chill

Olim Chill

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

USA

DMI

N/

Operations Manager (controlling minions?), closely watch my surroundings, take control when needed, usually have a decent amount of energy, use curses at times. Necro seems to fit.

Ouchie

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2007

[Leet]

R/

I work at a law firm sooooo

Curses Necro maybe

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

Paragon here. I've got so many leader responsibilities it's scary.

Toutatis

Toutatis

Walking Wiki

Join Date: Nov 2006

Isle of Medication

Visitors from Aranna [VFA]

Me/E

I'm a musician IRL - continually changing to fit into new environments, maintaining a professional illusion to make new contacts, inspiring myself and others with art to create more art, underappreciated by those above and below me... And always looking absolutely fabulous no matter what I choose to wear.

I guess that makes me a mesmer, just like my main character

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

Warrior. I like hitting shit.

XiaoTheBlade

XiaoTheBlade

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2007

Southern England

Reign Of Shadows

P/W

Guess I'm a mesmer, everyone loves me on their team, but hate me if im on the opposite team.

Perkunas

Perkunas

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

In my own little world, looking at yours

Only Us[NotU]

E/

Construction - "Jack of all Trades" - guess that's why my fave class is Ranger, then Ele (all elements).

FlamingMetroid

FlamingMetroid

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

standing on your last control point, while the rest of your team is to busy killing mine

The Luminaries [Lumi]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by ensoriki
Assassin
Im skinny
many people don't like me.
Many of my skills suck.
And I don't fight if I think I'll lose.
stole'd

but really I would guess ranger, cause of my 1337 eagle scoutage

Taki

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by zknifeh
but a friend of mine is a N/P, cuz he has like 5 kids (minions) and he always screams at them
this one cracked me up

Currently a consultant but don't think that ties into GW very well. I'm told I'm best on ranger and mesmer which makes sense as I'm good at reading people and like to analyze situations before making a move or series of moves. Warrior provides more fun than either of those for me though for sensless, comfortable killing and I find myself playing one more than any other class when I just want to relax.

Quaker

Quaker

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Aug 2005

Canada

Brothers Disgruntled

I used to do maintenance on Torpedo and Missile systems - umm, I guess that makes me a Ranger. (They're "ranged" weapons. )

Edit: = it just occured to me that the Torps and Sparrows used countermeasures, so that's why my second favourite class is Mesmer.

netniwk

netniwk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2005

Bellgium

W/E

I am studying economics,makes me a farmer?

erfweiss

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Cold Black Eyes

W/A

Telecom Surveillance here. Watching alarms to see if things break. When they do, everyone screams and points fingers. I must be a monk.

IllusiveMind

IllusiveMind

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Mehtani Keys

The Extraordinary Revolution [ReVo]

P/W

Me? A DOMINATION Mesmer.

Silly Warrior

Silly Warrior

Hold it!

Join Date: Jul 2006

In your local courthouse.

The Arctic Marauders [TAM] (elite PvE, PM)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upier
Looking completely superficially at the classes - I'd have to be a ranger.
Tree-hugging-hippy FTW!
(Without the outfits though!)

I'd wear the outfits, totally.

FamerAbraham

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jan 2008

Celestial Vengance

W/Mo

hmm i skate and film and eat
that would that make me ?

i have 1 tank, Me/Mo, E/Me hmm i dont know .

Balan Makki

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2007

What am I? A little of everything; Ex-Marine, some acting, love the outdoors and hiking, hunting, firearm and archery, some matial arts and fencing, art, Architecture, home building, project management, and just spending time helpin others.

Warrior, Mesner, Hunter, Assasin, Paragon, . .

Alt-aholic. That would be my GW proffession.