Favorite Henchmen

bhavv

bhavv

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2006

I wouldnt want kids with devonna, she scares me sh*tless. O.o

Oh you said Kds, ignore this post.

Squishy ftw

Squishy ftw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Your backline

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro maniac
counter blow and irresistible blow in the 3 campaign. + Backbraker, bulls strike and none shall pass in gwen

edit: meh, squishy ^^
Devona noticed my quicker respond time

Hunmassiv

Hunmassiv

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2007

Hungary

Guardians of the Stars [GOTS]

W/

Eve FTW!!!

Where I can, I surely pick her up to the party...

mrmango

mrmango

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Southern California

Charter Vanguard [CV]

Me/Rt

Herta is so awesome in all ways.

Chthon

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Apr 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by tmakinen
Herta has:

* decent offense
* decent defense
* snarky attitude
* good looks

There is no competition, Herta just blows the other hopefuls away ... with a Sandstorm
Pretty much sums up the awesomeness of herta.
GWEN-version Zho is a close second with her awesome boss shutdown for dungeon raiding.

Why no necros on the list? Because the necro hench positively suck compared to what I can do with heroes.


Also, this was one of the funniest things I've ever read on these forums:
Quote:
Originally Posted by bhavv
I wouldnt want kids with devonna, she scares me sh*tless. O.o

Oh you said Kds, ignore this post.

prism2525

prism2525

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Among dead bodies.

The Republic of Sky Pirates

E/

my fav henchman is a dead henchman.

No seriously, I like the Cynn-Mhenlo bickering.
Herta's got some nice humour.
Devona's wipes eveyone out.

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Herta.

She's hot and her ward skills are very useful.

-Sonata-

-Sonata-

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2007

Pretty Hate Machines [NIN]

Me/

Orion

He's a man after my own heart when he speaks my favorite random quote:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


I love it.

Pyro maniac

Pyro maniac

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Squishy ftw
Devona noticed my quicker respond time
None shall pass yes ;-)

jezz

jezz

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2007

R/

Prophecies - little Thom
Factions - Erys Vasburg
Nightfall - Herta
GW:EN - Zho (BHA FTW) + Herta

EPO Bot

EPO Bot

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Mo/N

You know, i really wonder wich of the heroes and henchies will have kids to have grandchildren in GW2.

-It would be great if there was a descendant of Vizu and Nika that looked exactly like...Vizu and Nika.
-Menhlo should have like two hundred babies And not all of them should be Cynn's.
-Koss and Meloni should spawn some offspring destined to be the "last surviving sunspears" in the elona Expansion of GW2.
-Lo sha and Mei ling's descendant should be Cantha's high priestess of Lyssa in GW2.
-I think Aidan and Devona have lots of things going on when no one is logged on.
-Eve will never have babies. Because she would be a bad mom and she likes Adam more.
-And don't forget Margrid and Goren. Never before have i sen so much sexual tension between two toons. I say all corsairs in GW2 will be their offspring.

Sirius-NZ

Sirius-NZ

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

Bellevue, WA (I know ... but I moved out of NZ)

Xen of Onslaught

D/

whaaat

(amusing post though.)

Grammar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

In GWEN: Herta and Zho

BUT, I wish I could just change ONE little thing on both of their bars.....
-Herta: swap out Sandstorm for anything that isn't Sandstorm (preferably Unsteady Ground).
-Zho: swap out Disrupting Shot for the far superior (and cheaper) Distracting Shot.

Devona is pretty good too.

Sub Frost

Sub Frost

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Portugal

R/

Prophecies: Devona
Factions: Danika
Nightfall/EotN: Herta

Chthon

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Apr 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by EPO Bot
-And don't forget Margrid and Goren. Never before have i sen so much sexual tension between two toons. I say all corsairs in GW2 will be their offspring.
Gwen and Pyre?

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

I love Talon! And Sogolon.

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
Herta.

She's hot and her ward skills are very useful.
Yeah, when I first teamed up with her I couldn't help but notice how, uh, well-endowed she was. We're talking bombs here, the biggest knockers in GW.
And yeah, the wards are useful too.

I think my favorite henches (apart from the monks) are...

* Eve (Blood Ritual rocks)
* Herta (Good defensive Ele. Wards & Churning Earth is never wrong)
* Sogolon (I'm not sure exactly what he does, but he seems to do it really well, because team survivability increases with him on the team)

However, in EotN pretty much all the henches have decent skillsets and do their job well. Except perhaps the warriors - having Charge! as elite could be OK for one of them, so one could bring that one along for running or mapping, but all of them?


Incidentally, does Orion still have the bug which caused him to "celebrate victory" by firestorming the corpses AFTER you'd won?

Vargs

Vargs

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

Happy Fun Rainbow Adventure

Rt/

Definitely Talon. Sure, his skills aren't amazing, but he's still awesome.

BenjZee

BenjZee

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

The Overacheivers [Club]

Mo/

can be an arse but i love mhenlo.
i usually take Devonna, Talon, Mhenlo, Sologon

dronex

dronex

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

Mo/

Prophecies: Alesia [lack of monks back in the day]

Factions: Talon Silverwing [hes just funny]

Nightfall: Herta [TOP skill hench]

Eye of the North: Jora [sexy]

Chik N Nuggets

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2007

calgary, alberta, canada

The Crimson Knighthood [CRIM]

W/

devona all the way.

i like lukas too

bhavv

bhavv

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chthon

Also, this was one of the funniest things I've ever read on these forums:
Someone found me funny!

I genuinely read 'but devona has no kids right' in one of the posts xd

Trelliz

Trelliz

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2007

N/

It depends, in terms of actual usefulness the only one i can think of is Herta.

However Talon is brought constantly because i just like tengu, don't know why.

Mhenlo if only for the "you got Mhenlowned!!!!!" cry when beating something big with him in the team.

Little Thom only because he looks like mario.

Nemo the Capitalist

Nemo the Capitalist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Trust me you dont want to know my Chasms of Despair

Zaishen Brotherhood

N/Me

Herta IN GWEN grt Def skills and Sandstorm....Distant second.....Alesia gotta love her wothless Reses funny and frustrating

Shadowlance.

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2008

The Prophecy Of Life

R/P

I'd hafta give a three-way tie for Devona, Mhenlo, and Cynn. I find them as permanent members of my party whenever they are available.

I don't take a necro hench since that's a profession I'd rather customize with a Hero.

Sir Pandra Pierva

Sir Pandra Pierva

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2007

Sardelec yelling at Tenshi

Angels Of Strife

E/

Personality wise:Cynn for her love of burning shit
Usefulless:Erys Vasburg

truemyths

truemyths

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

I really like Gwen! Just cuz of lore (wish she had some unique skills)

then Pyrce cuz of character uniqueness (charr skin)

You can't see me

You can't see me

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

USA

P/W

Mhenlo gets my vote.

agrios

agrios

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

South America

Naked Stalkers of America[Nude]

W/

Devona, for sure.

Kiragi Yagami

Kiragi Yagami

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2007

Elician Mercinaries [eLm] Leader.

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trelliz
It depends, in terms of actual usefulness the only one i can think of is Herta.

However Talon is brought constantly because i just like tengu, don't know why.

Mhenlo if only for the "you got Mhenlowned!!!!!" cry when beating something big with him in the team.

Little Thom only because he looks like mario.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Pandra Pierva
Personality wise:Cynn for her love of burning shit
Usefulless:Erys Vasburg
i laughed till i CRIED.

anyway, for usefullness, herta's my pick. and eve, BR FTW considering i ALWAYS bring a MM hero.

for personality, i think sousuke and orion are pretty awesome. "This place reminds me of my dreams. The ones inspired by those little pickles..." "If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried" best quotes EVAR.