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Originally Posted by Shadowmere
but paragons can't use the helm of destruction! +10 interwebs points if you figure out the refrence

Role-play?
"Oh I need a spanking, I've been a bad, bad girl."
->"I'm a paladin with 18 Charisma and 97 hit-points, I can use my Helm of Disintegration and do 1d4 damage, as my half-elf mage wields his +5 Holy Avenger!"
"Paladins can't use the Helm of Disintegration."
->"Oh, ok, then I'm a black guy."
Intarw3bs plzzz

(... coincidentally, I believe the Holy Avenger sword was limited to paladins only, making his second clause wrong as well. At the very least, the Holy Avenger would be requiring a Martial Weapon feat, making it an unusual choice for an arcane spellcaster)