Song knockoffs with Role Playing themes

I'm not 100% sure this is the right location so forgive me if it isn't. I have created a couple of song knockoffs that I get a kick out of so I thought I'd share. I will post each seperately so it's not one super long post.

If anybody else has some, I'd love to see them. Also, if you think you have a good song/profession combo I'd be happy to try to make something out of it. No promises, as you can tell from below, I'm no professional.

I can cut this
I can cut this
I can cut this
I can cut this

My, my, my, my daggers get me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a big bloodbath right at my feet
Feels so good when they go down
in a bloody soup left on the ground
so back off now
dumb slut
cause yours is a throat I can cut.

I told you templar, I can cut this
& you won't be livin' no more,
I can cut this
Look in my eyes man, I can cut this
Yo let me bust a five hit combo, I can cut this

I'll make you shit your pants
Backstab ya so much, looks like you wanna dance
my moves can't be beat
I'll fly for your throat and knock you on your seat
when I'm rollin' your gone
Pumpin out your blood like oil from exxon
Like that, like that
feel Cold all over then your heartbeat goes flat
I done told you that I'm too much
And yours is a throat I can cut.

Yo I told you, I can cut this
you won't be standing for long, I can cut this
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker
I can cut this

Give me a target, I'll get him
and they'll never know what hit 'em
So now you know
if your lookin at me then your spirit's bout to go
I don't hang out to fight
just stab you in the back and wander outta sight
Or maybe you'll turn
then you'll take it in the gut as I give the blade a turn
your spleen will split
Either way I go, your heart is gonna quit

That's word because you know
I can cut this
I can cut this
yo monks, Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Dagger time!
Your blood is gonna flow, like I said
If you can't run like a cheetah then you are dead
So say a final prayer
gonna cut your body up and leave ya lyin there
and it won't spoil my dinner
though it might make you look quite a bit thinner
I'm right behind you chump
Just listen for a second while the body go thump

thump thump thump yeah, I can cut this
Look man, I can cut this
You just got owned boy 'cause you know I, I can cut this
Bring those damn monks back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Dagger time!

I can cut this
I can cut this
I can cut this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Dagger time!

Every time I see a mark, my daggers get so hype
I'm smoke on the ground and I'm deadly from on high
Now why would I ever stop doing this
when the pay is so good, and my daggers never miss
I've killed from masyai to Damascus just to earn my pay.
my daggers, flow daggers, u.c. daggers? go daggers, and this is how I go play

I can cut this
I can cut this
I can cut this
Yea, I can cut this
I told you, I can cut this
throat's ripe, I can cut this
and I'm outta here, I can cut this

Like a gift from the heavens, at the peak of my yell,
I rained stone from above, that would send them to hell,
from the flames on their flesh it was easy to see,
not to mess with a nuker with full energy,
The smoke hung in the air as flames flew from my hands,
Every beast in my path had to scatter like ants,
And we sang…

A.O.E yeah A.O.E,
And my foes go down quite easily,
we're singing…
A.O.E yeah A.O.E,
And we marched off into the night,
A.O.E oh,
A.O.E oh,
And we marched off into the night,

Like big chunks of the moon that were falling from space,
I knew the ground where they stood would be their resting place,
I was crafting my spells with such hate in my eyes,
that the loathing alone made their temperature rise,
as the rage finally passed towards the end of the fight,
the only sign they were there was some smoke in the night,
And we sang…

A.O.E yeah A.O.E,
And my foes go down quite easily,
we're singing…
A.O.E yeah A.O.E,
And we marched off into the night,
A.O.E oh,
A.O.E oh,

And we marched off into the night,
A.O.E oh,
A.O.E oh,
And we marched off into the night,

Like a gift from the heavens, at the peak of my yell,
I rained stone from above, that would send them to hell,
from the flames on their flesh it was easy to see,
not to mess with a nuker with full energy,
The smoke hung in the air as flames flew from my hands,
Every beast in my path had to scatter like ants,
And we sang…

A.O.E yeah A.O.E,
And my foes go down quite easily,
we're singing…
A.O.E yeah A.O.E,
And we marched off into the night,
A.O.E oh,
A.O.E oh,
And we marched off into the night,
(And my foes go down quite easily),
A.O.E oh,
A.O.E oh,
And we marched off into the night,
A.O.E yeah A.O.E,
(A.O.E oh),
A.O.E yeah A.O.E,
(A.O.E oh),
Singing A.O.E yeah A.O.E,
(A.O.E oh),
And we marched off into the night...

i think you just ruined one of my favorite songs....

sorry chad kroeger and santana

lawl. I liked the second one best.

I laughed out loud at the first one. Awesome job.

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they prolly would sound better if I heard them rather then reading them



but gj...i think?

To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"

In the town where I was born
Lived a Necro of PvE
And he told us of his build
That used Well of Suffering

So we farmed in Elona
And we found a couple Greens
And we cast our AoE
Our Well of Suffering

We all live in a Well of Suffering
A Well of Suffering, A Well of Suffering.
We all live in a Well of Suffering
A Well of Suffering, A Well of Suffering.

Of minions we are so bored
Of the freaky undead hoard
And so all we run a new build

We all live in a Well of Suffering
A Well of Suffering, A Well of Suffering.
We all live in a Well of Suffering
A Well of Suffering, A Well of Suffering.

[Don't aggro them, stupid Wammo, don't aggro them!
Get over here and tank!
Putrid Explosion! Putrid Explosion!
Aye, aye, sir, casting!
IDS! IDS!]

And we tried some PvP (some PvP)
Everyone of us (Everyone of us) rolled N/Mes (rolled N/Mes)
Isle of Jade (Isle of Jade) and Stone Weeping (Stone Weeping)
With our Well of (With our Well of) Suffering (Suffering, ha, ha)

We all live in a Well of Suffering
A Well of Suffering, A Well of Suffering.
We all live in a Well of Suffering
A Well of Suffering, A Well of Suffering.
We all live in a Well of Suffering
A Well of Suffering, A Well of Suffering.
We all live in a Well of Suffering
A Well of Suffering, A Well of Suffering.

A little less roleplay-ish and more gameplay-ish, but hey, I needed a reason to post this and this thread cropped up recently.