Why my grandpa should kick ANET's piehole!

My grandfather, along side many of your's, fought to end the tyranny and oppression of the fascist Nazi Party in WWII and now we see the rise of a new power that needs to be stopped. Their name...ANET! What the hell am I talking about you say? The oppression of free speech and abuse of power of course!

It was on a cold February afternoon, one such as….mmmm TODAY, that I fell victim to such horrors under this new regime of heartless monsters. I was suddenly and without any warning booted from the game server. When I tried to log back in, to my surprise, I was made aware that my account had been suspended for use of "inappropriate language" and for 72 hours!

What the f*ck I wondered to myself and then I remembered. About 20 minutes ago I had a little spat with some idiotic mongoloid in Kamadan who had threatened to report me for “swearing”. Like I cared if he did or not but apparently I should have because after I had informed him that if he didn’t like what I was saying he could TURN HIS F*CKING CHAT FILTER ON this sniveling, weak-minded pissant crybaby made good on his threat and that was the cause of my misfortune.

So here I am all because of this person, this little butt wipe tattle-tail, locked out of my favorite game for 72 hours…because I had said a “naughty” word or two. WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU PRICKS AT ANET??? THERE’S A GODAMN CHAT FILTER FOR A REASON, YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU PUT IT THERE!!! AND 72 HOURS…COME ON, SEEMS A BIT MUCH DOESN’T IT???

You know the worst part of it is they won’t even respond the questions I ask them. All they do is echo it’s in the “User Agreement” over and over again like a bunch of subservient dogs. Are we really supposed to have read that thing? They’ve revised it so many times if you did actually read it you’d never get to play the game. All I want to know is why I am being punished for someone else’s failure to utilize the chat filter and why the hell there was no warning what so ever.

I guess if this is the way they treat their long-time and faithful customers that plop down their hard earned money for their games then F*CK ‘EM! ANET you ARE a bunch of NAZI F*CKS and if my grandpa was alive today I’d send him over to put a boot so far up your piehole all you’d taste for the rest of your life is shoe leather!

GET BENT!!!
The Ranting Chipmunk has spoken!!!

Q.Q more plox.

Initiate the cats!

If your grandfather were alive, I bet he'd wash your mouth out with soap.

remind me why i should care

I bet you went under the name: Grasping Darkness....LoL.

+1 Before the lock, QQ and as far as I can see, I would have banned you for longer, because you seem to like letting the curse words fly.

well I think we know why you were banned, and personally my grandparents were tooo old to be in the war! Not all of us are students!

I'm wondering why your grandpa would have to bend them over to shove a boot into their piehole. It is in my understand that you eat pie with your mouth and therefore your mouth is your piehole, useless you eat pie differently where you come from. o.O

Ummm, and this comes as a surprize to anyone after reading that post.

Im guessing you are a young kid who has absolutely no idea what freedom of speech means.

I dare you to go to the nearest police station and call the cops all that whats in your post there, and see what your "Freedom of speech " nets you.

it's like driving a car...just because you can hit old ladies, doesn't mean you can. saying they should've jumped out of the way doesn't make it right, either.

Edit: it made sense in my head. Don't hit old ladies with your car.

All I have to say is:

1) Don't fight on the Internet.
2) ANet pretty much doesn't do what it should do at times... like most guilds I used to be in.
3) The stupidity from others will never end. Ignore can be your best friend.
4) ANet watches all major towns at random intervals. Don't expect them to fix an issue you have with someone who probably lives 1000 miles away.
5) I'm sorry there isn't a choice to report someone for false reports. That's called being a tattletale.
6) Let this be a lesson for you. The chances you seeing that idiot who "reported" you are slim to none, so please, spare the drama.

Lol, It's all about wits, I never cuss because I know I'll get banned in game, regardless, there's not much you can do.. either way enjoy your weekend while we're in the Canthan New Years*(fix) festival! Not like you're missing /that/ much anyway.. life is still there for you.

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Wash your mouth out. Don't come back.

I dunno how you'd clean your fingers though.

If your grandpa was an actual badass soldier, he would probably make fun of you for q.q'ing on an internet forum about being banned from an online RPG... but honestly this sounds like a troll to me.

Well Jesus H. Christ. It's meant to be funny you jerkovs, to point out the stupidity of the whole situation. But I guess it's nice for ANET to know that their ass shall never be cold with all of your lips placed so securely around it.

We don't need a thread about this. If you want to really complain, tell support, I'm sure they'll love it.