Priests of Eris: Putting the Laughter in Slaughter since 2005

Priests of Eris [PoE], is recruiting friendly people who don't take themselves too seriously, and like a little chaos once in a while.

What you get:Conversation by creepy candlelight and stained glass window light in dramatic Isle of the Dead guild hall. Luxurious cape is green with a blue inverted chevron with a silver-white Celtic knot and therefore does not look like everyone else's (this is important to us), without featuring a beaver or a flying pig. Exclusive access to the Green Channel of Chaos and the Gold Channel of Insanity. We pride ourselves on being somewhat out of the ordinary. Guild size is currently around 40 members. No consultation and assistance fees. We welcome people new to the game and will help as much as possible (we dedicate Thursdays to helping Guild members with their in-game goals. Of course, if you're Kind of a Big Deal, we won't turn you away, and we offer the same help; just with different stuff. We lead a Kurzick Alliance currently recruiting guilds and currently containing three, with two more rather large guilds inquiring. Feel free to PM me if you are a guild looking for alliance. Ventrilo. Cool for coordinating what's going on, and even cooler for joking and making fun of anything and everything, no typing required. We also highly encourage the use of Xfire for out-of-game contact and its cool scheduling feature, but it's not a requirement. Friendly, laid-back guild members:*multi-campaign and GW:EN *experienced, but not too serious *usually very willing to help *about two thirds of the guild is EST/CST, with a few members GMT and European time zones, and some on at odd hours, with a very active Night Shift contingent. No physical exam required, and no tithing. We're not looking to convert you or sell you anything, and don't require you to farm faction or anything else (not that we have anything against agriculture). Prefer active members but if you've only got a few days a week to play, you're welcome too. We're a mainly PvE guild, but we attempt to GvG once a week, and we have a fairly active AB group. Magic beans. They do whatever you think they do. Cool, huh?
What we need from you:Friendliness. We like people who talk on guild & alliance chan. We do ask that you keep language and content to PG-13. Sense of humor a huge bonus. In fact, if you haven't got one, you probably won't enjoy PoE. Willingness to play the game. Our philosophy: if you want it, play the game to get it. While we are ALWAYS happy to help with missions, item farming and whatnot, begging and whining for help when people are engaged with other pursuits will be looked upon the same way we'd deal with a three-year-old doing the same thing: ignored. If it gets bad enough, we'll tell you to go play in the street, too. Join the forums and look at them once in a while. We discuss our activities here, and plan events.
If you've actually read this far and you're still interested, please visit our forums, where you will find our guild application. The quickest way to get a reply is to email it per the instructions given on that page (and yes, we require you to do the app; we won't make you do any more homework after that). You can PM Morwyn the Strong or Qiara Sun Li for more info. If you reply to this message via Guru, please include a character name so we can contact you.
For your reference:
Guild Wiki
Guild/Alliance Forums

Need references? When asked what they liked best about our guild, here's what our members said:
"Bad puns."
"Having someone to help with missions and other stuffs. And most of us are crazy, it's great."
"Friendly people, willing to help."
"The fact that there's almost always someone else on and that everyone is fairly welcoming and friendly."
"The attitude of the guildmates that I've met is great."
"The people are actually on! And they're funny."
"It's organized and mature while still being fun."
"The active guild and alliance chat is always fun."
"it's socialness, and friendliness!"
" Being noobish and all, the guild peeps have been great in answering the many dumb questions we ask. And everyone is super nice and is pretty damn cool!"
"Sharing fun time laughter and madness together."
"PoE is home. It's comfy, safe, friendly and entertaining. Whether it be a partner in crime or solitude you seek, friendships or simply gaming acquaintances, with the combination of events, attempts and successes at aspects of pvp and simply hunting together, PoE has it."
"It's like awesome in a bottle, but more awesome."
"That it is fresh, new - love loads of the people that are in it and SO excited to see people are actually IN the guild"
"PoE is like.... getting drunk and then dealing with the hangover. Sometimes it's so good you just have to sleep it off, but it won't stop you from doing it again."
"You guys are a bunch of great people that I really enjoy spending time with. You need any more than that?"