I Sneeze, Therefore I Leech?

StormDragonZ

StormDragonZ

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2008

New York

W/R

Apparently, some people reported me for leeching during an Alliance Battle yesterday.

I had died and got resurrected, but then sneezed, and you know the kind of sneezes where your hand gets covered in snot... well, that happened to me.

I got up, went to grab a tissue, and when I came back, three people had listed me as leeching when very well they knew I was actually fighting/capping shrines not even a minute ago.

I'm just curious to know if anyone else has had anything similar to what happened with me.

Kyomi Tachibana

Kyomi Tachibana

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2007

Oregon, USA

Where iz teh Bonuz [WitB]

P/W

It's happened to me before, but I had to rescue a rabbit from a dog.

Was in an AB match and a rabbit got out of a cage. Went and put it back in, maybe two minutes, came back and got reported by like 4 people. :3

I guess some people just don't get that life>video game.

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

This is one of the best thread titles I've ever seen.

Well, it does seem a little unfair but IMHO you should have said that you were going to brb.

Neo Nugget

Neo Nugget

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jan 2006

R/

Stuff like that happens to me alot, it bugs me.


Quote:
Originally Posted by StormDragonZ
I had died and got resurrected, but then sneezed, and you know the kind of sneezes where your hand gets covered in snot... well, that happened to me.
I reeeeally didn't want to read that :P

shrouded^god

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]

Quote:
Originally Posted by StormDragonZ
Apparently, some people reported me for leeching during an Alliance Battle yesterday.

I had died and got resurrected, but then sneezed, and you know the kind of sneezes where your hand gets covered in snot... well, that happened to me.

I got up, went to grab a tissue, and when I came back, three people had listed me as leeching when very well they knew I was actually fighting/capping shrines not even a minute ago.

I'm just curious to know if anyone else has had anything similar to what happened with me.
They were probably members from guru trying to get back at you for all these great*ahem* posts...

Game Master Guru

Game Master Guru

Banned

Join Date: Feb 2008

Mo/E

Yea its happened to me i was abing on my ele solo capping and my nose started bleeding and i dont think anyone say me start in the beginning and then they reported me

You can't see me

You can't see me

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

USA

P/W

I'm sure you'll be fine.

Has it happened to me? No, not personally, but I've seen people do it to others. I personally don't mash the report function every time I see someone stand still because there's something called real life, but I guess not everyone remembers that all the time.

By the way- no need to make a post every time someone reports/cusses at/calls you a noob. There's not much discussion to it.

freaky naughty

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2007

Mo/N

Yeah, it did happen to me actually in Fort Aspenwood. I was on my monk bonding gates, and guess what? We had three rits, two bonders, two paras, and a lone ele lol. They didn't make it past a single gate and we were actually on offense kinda (if you call slowly walking forwards taking no damage but dealing none offense). So It's like 1 minute till the game finishes, and I tell my Aspenwood team that I'm gonna brb and that they already have the game won. I come back 45 seconds later 3 people reported me, the other 4 were telling them not to lol.

Shiing!

Shiing!

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2008

The Mentalists [THPK]

A/

Yeah, happened to me before when I needed the loo. Oh well. you only have to wait like 10 minutes anyway or whatever it is.

|pyro|

|pyro|

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

Me/

My pc usually lags at the start of AB games. I can see other people moving or talking, I move, but I don't move on the severs, only on my own screen. So after 45s I get 3 reports, and some other people reported the for false reporting, and report wars started.

Legends

Legends

Academy Page

Join Date: Dec 2007

[Merc]

P/Rt

Leeching should be a title. So If you happen to get reported, your one step closer towards the top.

(1) Away
(2) AFK'er
(3) Bot

I MP I

I MP I

Hustler

Join Date: Nov 2006

in between GW2 servers

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Legends
Leeching should be a title. So If you happen to get reported, your one step closer towards the top.

(1) Away
(2) AFK'er
(3) Bot
Nah. would be too easy to get.

~ Dan ~

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo Nugget
I reeeeally didn't want to read that :P
You and me both buddy. Ew.

Lady S Shiva

Lady S Shiva

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

CA

LOD???

W/Mo

one time there was a leecher in ab, i stand right next to him for 1 min just to make sure he's leeching before i report, next thing, me and him both got reported, rofl, best time ever

don't ab.

wanmoke

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2007

In the land of Do Not Disturb

Wind Riders

R/

On topic, people think that this game is the most important thing and the flaws with the report system allow this kind of crap. Sorry to hear about it though.

Quick_Prodigy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

In a water bottle

R/Rt

This has happened to me a few times like...

"Hey the taco is back"
or
"Dog just pooped gotta clean it up"
or
"Wow what a awesome movie..."

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

I get more poop talkers than reports in ab.
AB needs more of them, it gets funnier every time!

cosyfiep

cosyfiep

are we there yet?

Join Date: Dec 2005

in a land far far away

guild? I am supposed to have a guild?

Rt/

have a lagggy connection, this is why I dont do those areas----

yes lag happens. report doesnt.

Biostem

Biostem

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2007

Here's the scenario from everyone else's perspective:

You join a match.

Sometime during the match, you stop answering in chat or doing anything.

Others see this and report you as leeching.

Unless you actually convey that you need to go afk, even if just to get a tissue, then how is everyone else to know?

Eldin

Eldin

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

America. How about you, commie?

Fellows of Mythgar [FOM]

R/Mo

This happened to be once, because I use one of those desks with the keyboard on that slide-out board, and the board fell off the track. I had to sit there and hold it with my hands else it'd fall and rip the wire right out of the computer!

Yeah, some people find the stupidest excuses to report others.

Maybe use that one snot-free pinky or your foot, and type "sorry guys brb real quick" will make at least one of the people not report you. Sometimes announcing you're gonna be away really helps. But then again, in PvP, I don't know. We all know how the mindsets of PvPers are.

creelie

creelie

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

Alberta

Charter Vanguard [CV]

Mo/

And that's why you need to be reported a LOT before there are serious consequences.

Crom The Pale

Crom The Pale

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Nov 2006

Ageis Ascending

W/

So everyone doesn't hit the toilet, grab a dink, turn off phone and have all esential items within arms reach before starting an AB match?


Is it just me?

BlackSephir

BlackSephir

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

A/N

So? Here's your lesson. Always have tissues with you/next to you.

Live and learn!

trobinson97

trobinson97

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Guildless :(

R/

Next time, take one finger, press "Enter". Type: "brb". Press "Enter" again.

Stolen Souls

Stolen Souls

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by trobinson97
Next time, take one finger, press "Enter". Type: "brb". Press "Enter" again.

*nods*

How are they supposed to know you'll be right back, if you don't say so? For all they know you could have went out for a walk while they finish. Granted, people should't be quite so quick to hit /report. But that quote^ says enough.

Splitisoda

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

STALKER!

Not in One

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackSephir
So? Here's your lesson. Always have tissues with you/next to you.

Live and learn!

That's pretty much saying I should carry a toilet around o.O



Yah , um, once wen't to go to bathroom. (Most of my bathroom brakes arel ike 1 minute ) And I did say "BRB" AND this was FA and I was standing like infront of their last gate. End up reported by like 3 people...

Cacheelma

Cacheelma

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Ascalon Union

Me/Mo

Ummm....don't leech? and also don't sneeze?

XD

credit

credit

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2008

Team Apathy [aFk]

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackSephir
So? Here's your lesson. Always have tissues with you/next to you.

Live and learn!
I use mine for things other than blowing my nose.

Maria The Princess

Maria The Princess

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Aequitas Deis

hey its not that bad......

i once got reported for.. farming. i was farming for my monks fissure before the mystic regen nurf, so i would run out of bergens, kill everything, in 10 mins i would be back in bergens running out of the door. after i few runs i would move to gates of kryta, then to another place (secret :P ) and then back to bergens.

so as i run out i get a report for botting.... i PM the guy asking wtf he reported me without even trying to make sure im a bot.... like PMing with a comment or question or idk.

and besides that, bots usually wear the tyrian armor undyed, and dont wear kurzik armor dyed white.........

lol

DaCatInDaHat

DaCatInDaHat

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2007

theoneandonly HiDe Alliance

Mo/

yeah so like, this one time, at band camp, i was ABing and a monkey came from outer space and ate my family and so, like, i went to go kill it and get back my, like, family, ya know? yeah anyways it killed me and ate me so, like, when i came back, i had been reported for leeching and i was so like, WTF dood!

Splitisoda

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2007

STALKER!

Not in One

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaCatInDaHat
yeah so like, this one time, at band camp, i was ABing and a monkey came from outer space and ate my family and so, like, i went to go kill it and get back my, like, family, ya know? yeah anyways it killed me and ate me so, like, when i came back, i had been reported for leeching and i was so like, WTF dood!

How can you come back when you were dead/eaten?
Me thinkz the lawz o phisix ar not here.

Kula

Kula

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

West Coast, USA

Mo/E

That's why there should be a feature or command that lets a player's character become a "hero" for the time that they just have to be afk at that moment. When they come back, they can regain control of their character again.

Need to afk? Let the AI take over until you come back. I bet there are drawbacks to this idea but I can't think of one atm.

Edit:
Wouldn't work if you were soloing, obviously, it was meant to be used for when you have to temporarily leave other players for "real life". Afk for more than 3 minutes, and AI stops automatically and can't be used again like rez signet or use again after half-hour.

3 minutes is enough to take a piss, right? (As well as wipe the green gunk off the Op's nose.)

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

/agree - sometimes people are trigger happy when it comes to reporting. Giving people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to loading into a map is no bad thing. Personally, I give them about 2 minutes. If they haven't moved by then, I'm guessing they're leeching.

If they've been fighting along for a while and stop, I assume that RL happened. Ususally, the person starts up again within a minute or so, anyway.

RL >>>> GW

Cale Roughstar

Cale Roughstar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

W/E

People will either report you at the drop of a hat (or sneeze), but they will not report farming bots or gold spammers. Is there some warm fuzzy that goes with reporting real people who you know are actually there? It is quite annoying to me that you have to hit people with the CAPSLOCK sledgehammer to explain to them that the person who has been standing in your base for the last 10 minutes is a LEECH! and then people who pop out for 2 seconds get the leech label faster than you can say "pve"

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

Keep tissues at hand. Also if you don't have tissues, sneeze into your arm/sleeve, so that even if it is messy, you can still type.

Quote:
Originally Posted by credit
I use mine for things other than blowing my nose.
Very unnecessary.

Thorondor Port

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

British Columbia

W/

at least you didnt sneeze boogers on the monitor.
keyboard sucks too because it gets under the keys.

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

People get pretty anal about it. It happens.

But there's also a pretty big difference between getting reported and getting banned for it : \ ANet has logs, so I wouldn't worry. They're also human beings, as well: Shit happens.

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

When I have to take a break away, unless it's a guild team I simply move my cursor to the top-right corner of the screen and click the X. That way I feel free to take my time and not be rushed. If it's with a guild team I give them a quick explanation and leave.

baz777

baz777

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

South East England

Leader: Lady Hairy Armpits S[mell]

E/

When my wife starts talking to me I purposely go off and die somewhere

cataphract

cataphract

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2005

Ashford Abbey

Hey Mallyx [icU]

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taurucis
This is one of the best thread titles I've ever seen.
I agree. Although I could have lived through the day without the graphic description of sneezing itself.