Make Fat Characters

Krab

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Nov 2007

Hate The [Cape]

A/E

Look, GW is not america. There's only one McDrok's in gw and I've never seen a cheesburger there.

Ben-A-BoO

Ben-A-BoO

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

Europe

Quote:
Originally Posted by {IceFire}
STOP America bashing

We know you are jealous. Thank you.
LOL

on topic:

Yes please, must not be uber fat people ... but I for sure did try to feed my Dervish with Pumpkin Pies and Sweets now for ages. Those poor girls always make me hungry.

Reason

Reason

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

California

E/

Just to watch some 600lb Sin shadow step to you with and attack with an IAS...



/signed

Roderick Bravehart

Roderick Bravehart

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2006

Trying to play Crysis on GLaDOS' mainframe.

Grenth's Rejects (GR)

Lolz. Reminds me of the Obesity Tanking screenshot from the Funny Screenshots thread a while back.

I think it should be an added effect if you eat too many sweets. You character gets wider and you have a box that says "You are under the effects of Indulgence" and you move 10%-66% slower and do 5%-15% more damage when attacking.

/signed

[M]agna_[C]arta

[M]agna_[C]arta

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2007

Philippines, LSGH

Legions of the Golden Aguila [PNOY]

A/D

They should have different Bodu Builds for GW2.
As stated in the GW2 Suggestion Thread, to give people atleast 4 Body builds.
But I wanna add the Necro Body build, Anorexic in other words, Male Necros.

Don't be selfish, Other people to would want to be a Fat Assassin pwning people, For me I wanna try that Fat Buddhist Monk Feel^^.
And no one has the right to tell a person who should that person be just Suggest, Persuade or Warn, never Force(Annoying the Person until He/She agrees is fine, but never threaten like Parents and Bullies^^)!

But add the Anorexic Part more weight, it would be scary seeing a Skeleton^^.
Or worrying too much how long will that char live.

But keep Fat Assassins uhm, look possible.

/Signed!^^

Jenn

Jenn

Resigned.

Join Date: Sep 2006

/signed.

Don't get what ya'll have against fake fat characters. It'd be funny!

tork

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ekelon
All the fat characters died out. In this world dominated by monsters, I think we must apply Darwin's theory of the most fit will survive. :P
lool thats the first thing i thought when i saw 'fat characters'
natural selection ftw.

this might imbalance pvp....people will be so much easier to click (im assuming they will be 2-3x bigger than normal)....kind of a disadvantage>_>

MithranArkanere

MithranArkanere

Underworld Spelunker

Join Date: Nov 2006

wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigo

Heraldos de la Llama Oscura [HLO]

E/

There will be Fat characters.

They will be called 'Male Norn'.

Anything out of that, would be senseless. The players are 'chosen ones', with the gift of the 6 gods in their veins.
Lyssa's power would never allow players to become fat.

This would be as much fat as they could be:
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Image:Little_Thom.jpg

A little belly happiness.

N1ghtstalker

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

/notsigned
chars by default have their own measurements and some armors express that
a male war with primeval is fat and one with glad doesn't look too fat

Pleikki

Pleikki

WTB q8 15^50 Weapons!

Join Date: Nov 2006

???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]

/signed yeah it would be awesome :d i would put all womens tiny and males fat

Then males would be allways drunk etc

sonicwhip

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2007

E/Me

lol i would love that it would be freaking hilarious to make a fat derv.

MirkoTeran

MirkoTeran

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Slovenia

Scars Meadows [SMS]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by {IceFire}
STOP America bashing

We know you are jealous. Thank you.
This made me smile. Thanks. Use <sarcasm> tags next time.

Anyways... /notsigned for GW, but I do hope they give us much more customization options in GW2.

pamelf

pamelf

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Australia

Lost Templars [LoTe]

Me/Mo

All these characters do is run? When pray tell do they ever get a chance to sit around and get fat? Fat shouldn't exist anyway, lets not encourage people.

/notsigned.

kazjun

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

HoVa

W/N

/signed

Just cause having more character customisation options is always good. Even if I shudder at the thought of some fat male warrior in glads training me.

Fear Me!

Fear Me!

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

E/R

/signed. Fat is the new skinny apparently. =]

odly

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

Obviously eating candy treats should make you fat.
Running arround at higher than normal speed should make you slim.
Swinging heavy weapons (hammer, scythe, fugly huge swords) should make you more muscled.

daveham

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2007

E/

Would fat characters suffer from armour penalties? Surely a 300lb character is more likely to be hit by a spammed arrow than a 100lb character?

Add a new class...Sumo Wrestler? Would solve the armour issues - he could just waddle round in a nappy.....

{IceFire}

{IceFire}

Forge Runner

Join Date: Oct 2005

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fear Me!
/signed. Fat is the new skinny apparently. =]
About a month late on that

TalanRoarer

TalanRoarer

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2007

Manchester, England

Gil Worz Is Srs [Bsns]

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Krab
Look, GW is not america. There's only one McDrok's in gw and I've never seen a cheesburger there.
lol.
America = /owned

RobTehUnknown

RobTehUnknown

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2007

W/

Lol yes , america the overly obese mcdonald eating, couch potatoing fatties xD

Orfas

Orfas

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2007

behind you!

Archangels Fury [AF]

W/

seeing a fat paragon then seeing how it dances, that would make my day

isamu kurosawa

isamu kurosawa

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

United Kingdom

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
I want to make my Ritualist fatter. Male Ritualists seem almost too well-muscled for casters, particularly when you put on Elite Kurzick and the tattoos emphasize their iron-strong arm muscles.
You try doing the Rt casting animations yourself and see how much of a workout you get.

With all the travelling the game makes our characters do being fat is not an option. npc's like price bokka who do sod all get fat.

Sword

Sword

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2006

Mo/

a fat rt spirit spammer would seem fitting

and seeing a fat sin would be hilarious


and i would definatly make my mesmer fat everytimg i rolled one

moriz

moriz

??ber t??k-n??sh'??n

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada

R/

i want a fat character option, just so i can create a non-anorexic female assassin.

isamu kurosawa

isamu kurosawa

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

United Kingdom

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by moriz
i want a fat character option, just so i can create a non-anorexic female assassin.
female sins are far from anorexic. Not with that muscle tone.

crazybanshee

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Look out!

E/

/agree but I also /agree that all the running we do keeps our toons thin.

Mister Me

Mister Me

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2007

/signed if there is a button with 'default' so that you can get a normal character as well

Axel Zinfandel

Axel Zinfandel

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Northeastern Ohio

LaZy

P/W

Because Fat Albert would keel over before beating Abadon.

/Notsigned

Itokaru

Itokaru

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2008

BC, Canada

Disciples of the Fish

R/Mo

/signed

Buddha for teh winz! =D

gameshoes3003

gameshoes3003

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

I'm a non-obese elitist, and I'm damn proud of it. Stupid fat people... they cripple us! Actually that's harsh, but I just wish that people weren't so lazy... like me for example, but I'm a teen so I don't get fat easily but this life style I'm living is going to flip on me. Then I'll be a tub.... Oh god..... not good.
/signed anyway
This could probably be set in GW2.

VOTD

VOTD

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

it woud be fun for like a week, and then it woud be boring too look at

Tosha

Tosha

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2008

The Order of the Kitten [PURR]

I want a system that makes characters fat if you havent played with them for a while, and make them lose weight when they are being used.

And sorry if someone has already said this, was too lazy to read back all 4 pages