CC: The Barber!

Well... I sent this into that "Design a profession" contest, but it was soo good that they couldn't release it to the public as it would make others feel bad >_<. lol

New Proffession: The Barber

Description: The Barber is a close ranged, hybrid proffession. Utilizing the greatest weapon of all, poor coversational skills, and the ability to bore the greatest of beasts to death. The whole point of this profession is to use his/her attention grabbing snares, and slowly degenerate energy and health from the opponent through dull conversation and small talk. Thus allowing for nukers to make their move, once the enemy is unnable to move.
However, the Barber is not completely useless, armed with a pair of scissors, or shaver, they can do some small Damage over Time (DoT) with the use of ear snipping and hair pulling.


Primary Attribute: Conversation Dullness
For each point of "C.D." you increase snare time by .5 seconds. You also increase chances of initial attention grabbing by 7.5%.
( Conversation Dullness related skills include spells and hexes that are meant to keep "aggro" of enemies, and slow their speed down )

Attribute #1: Shaving Mastery
For each point of "S.M." you increase the effectiveness of "S.M." related skills.
( Shaving Mastery related skills include attacks, and DoT's utilizing the electric shaver or scissors. Such as "ear snipping" which would cause minimal damage, and bleeding )

Attribute #2: Abrupt Disruption
For each point of "A.D." you increase the effectiveness of "A.D." related skills.
( Abrupt Disruption related skills include interupts, and distractions that would momentarely keep enemy distracted / un interested in attacking )

Attribute #3: Persuasiveness
For each point of "Persuasiveness" you increase the effectiveness of related skills.
( Persuasiveness related skills include such skills as "Listen to your Barber!" where you would temporarely gain that enemy as you ally )


Weapon: Scissors / Shaver
Damage: 8-20 Snipping Damage
Attack Rate: 0.8 seconds per attack

Armor Class: Caster armor ( 60 armor maximum )
Amount of Energy: Base Energy of 50
Amount of Health: Based Health of 550


Skills specific to "The Barber": Ability to make Ally's of Enemies temporarely.

Common Usage: To replace the use of a Warrior in keeping aggro / tanking. Can maintain as a tank, because no damage should be taken with proper use of stuns.

EDIT: fixed picture link i hope

LMFAO this crap is just hilarious. A+ for making me laugh so hard @ pic. xD

in before flames from people people who take CC's serious(*cough*phoenix tears*cough*)
nice pic BTW.

i lol'd, so friggin funny

dude

seriously

moar duel swords!

no this sucks !!!
the barber has to have cooler haircut
then it would be in GW forsure

Lol, well in Guildwars, it is possible to change the hairstyle when u make a new character .

sigh.. just another troll for the CC-Madhouse for retarded Fun CC's which belong into the Offtopic Area, but not here

close please, or better delete.

Correction:
" Well... I sent this into that "Design a profession" contest, but it was soo retarded that it was logical, that the Jury will roll on the floor laughing their asses off and they couldn't release it to the public as it would make others feel ill for seeing such junk, that the Jury had for the sake of the world to protect all others not to see it as Winner of the retarded charts , because it would be the doom of the world due to endless suicides by people, who would have seen it >_<. lol"

hahahaha , nice call .

+1 in before close

Retarded Idea btw

- Ganni

You're just a dumb weirdo, who has seen way too much "Sweeney Todd" , thats all.

I'm sure, otherwise you wouldn't have come onto this retarded idea of the Barber

Haha nice one, a shame some people are so uptight eh?

some people need to get the sand out of their... shoes

on topic, can this class act as a stylist for other players, pretty plox?!?

As for changing hair styles, that would be a cool skill / ability.
/ opens up a shop in kamadan, new hair-styles only 100g / per person

Make some useful creative stuff, or let it, when it requires too much of using your brain cells for you

Spam Zone and Offtopic Area are on an other Spot in this Forum, but not the CC Area ...

Go to the Offtopic Spammers with your junk - here it is UNWANTED and UNTOLERATED. The Subforums for CC's is NO Joke Area.
Shouldn't be really wished to much, to post Fun CC's into the Offtopic, or to Riverside Inn whatever ... There you can discuss over this Fun-Stuff as much as you want >.> But not here under the serious CC's!!!

Its far more a shame, how ignorant some people are

Hmm.. from what I've seen so far, it is my semi-professional opinion that you are what is unwanted.
Technically this is a class, and this is a concept for it. IF i were to post this in any other thread than "Concept Classes" , it would eventually get moved here. As much as you may dislike any class that in your own opinion may find (in such words as) stupid, moronic, lame, copy-cat, etc...
THEY ARE STILL CC's ! They are Class Concepts people have designed for the sole purpose of getting their thoughts outside of their head.

You can make up silly excuses, call people names, regardless...

THIS IS a concept class by definition.

Ignorant.....I suggest you look it up as it applies to your responses far more than anyone else's and as the guy above me said, it is technically a concept class so it would get moved here regardless. I don't see anyone else coming here bitching about this thread but you.

Aww comeon guys, a few laughs aren't anything to whine about this much.
There's some people here that could really benefit from cheering up a little.

But with the "funny" CC's we've had, the hobo/drunkard one was the only one that made me laugh(long time ago already).
I've been accused of being easily amused;
Am I growing old and grouchy or did e4y1 funny quit GW?

It would be defenitely not moved to here, because THAT Moderator, who has not the clue to see the difference between a serious CC and Fun Junk, must be either a real Noob Mod, blinded or a ignorant careless idiot, who simple puts everythign together, what includes in its topic name the word "CC" >.>


Fun CC's belong to here:
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/f...splay.php?f=10

Unless Inde gives them an own Sub Area besides the serious CC's, what would be the most easiest acceptable solution.
Then would have the Sardelac instead of 1 Sub forum then simple 2.
Serious CC's / Fun CC's

Dunno, what is so hard to make/understand to split CC's under these 2 Categories, that it wasn't done from the start on so *sigh*

Jesus...i think...im gonna be sick.XD

Okay...Barbers...
Make some NPC which allows you to CHANGE YOUR HAIRSTYLE (which selected at the character maker) for 1 Platinum..whatever... Why not?

GW 2 needs everything what makes it MORE REALITY!!!!

QUOTE FROM PHEONIX TEARS (as i have not yet figuered out how to do the little boxes
Then would have the Sardelac instead of 1 Sub forum then simple 2.
Serious CC's / Fun CC's

Dunno, what is so hard to make/understand to split CC's under these 2 Categories, that it wasn't done from the start on so *sigh*[/QUOTE]

well if there happened to be two CC's i would still put mine under "serious" as all my CC's would be serious. like the "couch potatoe" might be a good one.
MAIN ATTRIBUTE-laziness (and slouching, remote throwing, and tv banging)

:0

I sense an abundance of seriousness in this thread.

1) Do you currently see any CC's in that thread? Cus i dont.

2) Whether or Not a CC is "funny" , is solely based upon the opinion of the viewers. Just because you think you are serious, others may find your CC funny. or the other way around.
In other words, Too complicated, and Too opinion-oriented.

1 thread for CC's is enough, whether or not you choose to waste your time looknig at CC's you think may be funny is up to you.

Personally, i don't know why you bothered even looking at a CC called "The barber", if you knew that it wouldn't be all that serious based on the name anyways.

3) I don't get what you are trying to say, are you referring to Inde as Noob Mod, blinded or a ignorant careless idiot ? I dont think that he or she would apreciate that...

i herd u liek mudkipz

c/d?

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1: No, I see here no CC, just offtopic Fun-Spam

2: Do you see anywhere over the Sub Forum of the Concept Classes in the title " Fun Area " standing ? I not. So I think, if it would be really wanted, that here in get Fun-Threds posted, I think it would stand somewhere in the Description of this Area.
Unless this stands not somewhere, the sense of this Area is it, to have a place, where the comunnity can share their thoughts about serious CC's with Anet, in hope, that the Devs maybe get some Inspiration from them.
So, this area is a Communication between Community and Devs, which lets the Devs somehow see, what kind of professions the Community would love most to see ingame (simple seen on amount of different serous CC's for the self profession made by different people)
There you should be able to understand, that for the case, that anyone of Anet may overlook these Threads here, - I emphasize may eventually overlooks them, that they should see under the list then only serious ideas, which have the goal, to improve the game with their CC Idea and not, that they have to see then under the serious ideas also several ssenseless Fun Threads, which only disturb and make the list of threads only longer, then neccessary.

Thats why serious and fun CC's should get splitted, os that each has their own area. on the Fun Side can people post then so much Fun CC's as they want, it won#t disturb anyone.


3: I haven't called Inde that, That you have minssunderstood.
I said, if any Moderator, lets call us this now - Mr. X XD would move a Fun CC from the Offtopic Area into the CC-Area, then this Mod who would do this, would be the ignorant careless idiot, who muts be either a Noob Mod or totally blinded to see the difference between somethign serious and something senseless which is just made for fun and belongs to the Offtopic/Fun Area

Well lets put this theory to the test. I havnt heard of any threads ever beign moved from the "off topic" and "Absurd" , simply because it is like the trash-bin of the forums. If it don't fit anywhere else, it fits there. For that very reason, it is my theory you can post just about anything , even somthing that may belnog in Riverside, sardelic , etc, and it may not be moved.

So if i did post my CC there, chances are it won't get moved, but no sense in making assumptions on what "would" be done, and to put it to the test.

added: I'll play your game for now... http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10262972\

ADDED some more: Well that post (above link), was just moved from Offtopic, to CC thread. I was kind of surprised, but its where it "Belongs" .

Regardless of where any of you think it should belnog, it was moved here from off-topic. Although, it doesn't say by who...

Better than being stupid.
Ignorant=lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant man.
Stupid=tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party.stupid means you know what you're doing wrong, but your're still doing it.

http://www.quizrocket.com/stupid-tes...0yFQod NW-vwg
this quiz will rock your sockks

Who said CC's have to be serious?

Seriously?

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +1 for me.

Phoenix lighten up, Sard is just for people who wanna blow some steam and this is certainly no exception, seeing as how there are no more campaigns meaning no new professions this section of the guru is just for idealists or people looking for a laugh. Good one Kerpel that's original keep pissing Phoenix off.

Yea, This is getting dire now. Flames, +1s, Trolling. As good an excuse as any for me to use my lock button I think.

/Locked.