Am i a moron?

rike1

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2008

Back off Cynn Mhenlo is mine

E/Mo

I am very confused.

I just purchased GW:EotN from Target. I came home, opened it up, looked through all of the packaging, and cannot find my access key...

I have my map, my instruction booklet, an ad and some free trial codes, the CD, and an access key card, BUT NO KEY!

Is there something I am missing? The thing i have is brown and gold in the shape of a shield. It says Access Key Card at the top and says not to throw it, but NO WHERE on it is an access key. I can't find it anywhere.

What am I doing wrong?

MisterB

MisterB

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Planet Earth, Sol system, Milky Way galaxy

[ban]

W/

Is there a patch anywhere on the access key card to scratch off, like a lottery ticket?

BLOODGOAT

BLOODGOAT

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2007

long a

Mo/

You're supposed to fold the edges along the perforations, tear it off, open it up, and then you get your key.

African War Lord

African War Lord

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2006

you have to open up that shield thing, it's inside.

rike1

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2008

Back off Cynn Mhenlo is mine

E/Mo

Thank you everyone.

I feel stupid, but I also feel they should tell you to rip it open.

Close it please.

the kurzick eater

the kurzick eater

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2007

1323 lancelot dr. greenwood PA

wat

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by rike1
Thank you everyone.

I feel stupid, but I also feel they should tell you to rip it open.

Close it please.
hehe like the mcdonalds coffee that says:

CAUTION:: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!

+1

Lord Xeshm

Lord Xeshm

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by rike1
Thank you everyone.

I feel stupid, but I also feel they should tell you to rip it open.

Close it please.
Did you not see the dotted lines to tear open?

Miska Bow

Miska Bow

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2008

somewhere, Grinding some l33t titles

Order of the Divine WoodChuck

R/

Welcome to EoTN.

Alex the Great

Alex the Great

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

America.....got a problem with that?

[Lite]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by the kurzick eater
hehe like the mcdonalds coffee that says:

CAUTION:: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT!


hey, lets see if the cup is right

/sticks face in cup

#$@# why didn't they tell me it was hot!!!

Aera

Aera

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Galactic President Superstar Mc [awsm]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex the Great
hey, lets see if the cup is right

/sticks face in cup

#$@# why didn't they tell me it was hot!!!
You should sue them for a few million dollars. It has worked before, it should work again.


@ the OP: Yes you are a moron

Sleeper Service

Sleeper Service

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

CULT