What's the funniest bork brok bork thing you saw????

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Frost Gate Guardian

Joined Feb 2006

Mar 14, 2008 at 10:23 PM • #1

first and foremost to the person who added bork bork bork - i love you

since i've been playing it i've been laughing my a$$ off.

some of the things the npcs have said have made me bust a gut

what have you seen that cracked you up?

ones i loved are the things said with air of superiority - check em out....

Eldin

Forge Runner

Fellows of Mythgar [FOM]

R/Mo

Joined Dec 2005

Mar 14, 2008 at 10:26 PM • #2

I don't recall a really funny bork bork bork thing, but I do recall a very lengthy one!

Sorry bout the lack of cropping, too lazy ATM.

BTW, who thinks we should get a Bork Bork Bork audio mode? For the cinematics! XD

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

E/

Joined Dec 2007

Mar 14, 2008 at 10:27 PM • #3

i loved the spiritual possession y'know
then i went creative with them
some are a bit uhm original but best not to tell those
but one of my favorites were: "I like how this place is decorated, especially the talking lights are nice"

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D8tura

Frost Gate Guardian

Joined Feb 2006

Mar 14, 2008 at 10:55 PM • #4

wait a minute - where's the bork bork bork districts?!?!? LOL

Chronos the Defiler

Desert Nomad

W/

Joined May 2005

Mar 14, 2008 at 11:00 PM • #5

not a district...an option for your text things, it is in the list of choosable languages for text.

Kyrein

Krytan Explorer

Joined Jan 2008

Mar 14, 2008 at 11:07 PM • #6

the elusive golemancer- "Fekk, is that you?"

Onarik Amrak

Forge Runner

Astral Revenants

P/W

Joined Mar 2007

Mar 15, 2008 at 12:01 AM • #7

A Bork! district would be interesting...

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Talarian

Frost Gate Guardian

The Ninth Legion [TNL]

E/

Joined Feb 2008

Mar 15, 2008 at 1:08 AM • #8

Why did no-one tell me about this before? That's freakin hilarious! Adds a whole new dimension trying to work out what actually dropped. Although it peeves me a bit to think that they had time to translate the ENTIRE Guild Wars script into this language (or in the very least program a translator) but no time to implement some other, more needed additions

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

Joined Jan 2007

Mar 15, 2008 at 1:34 AM • #9

I never saw this before. Heh, blaeck mua cheeck.

MarlinBackna

Krytan Explorer

[TAM]

W/

Joined May 2007

Mar 15, 2008 at 2:17 AM • #10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talarian

Why did no-one tell me about this before? That's freakin hilarious! Adds a whole new dimension trying to work out what actually dropped. Although it peeves me a bit to think that they had time to translate the ENTIRE Guild Wars script into this language (or in the very least program a translator) but no time to implement some other, more needed additions

Bork Bork Bork! has been a language option for at least two years (if not from launch, but I can't confirm that). It's not like they did it on a whim while GW was already launched: it probably shipped with the game.
It is pretty funny though....gotta check out the concise descriptions w/ Bork Bork Bork!

FireFox

Krytan Explorer

We Wear Sombreros [文文文], Ugly Ducklings [ugly]

Joined Jun 2005

Mar 15, 2008 at 2:35 AM • #11

leet turch / unleet turch in dungeons

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Antheus

Forge Runner

Joined Jan 2006

Mar 15, 2008 at 2:39 AM • #12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talarian

Vhy deed nu-oone-a tell me-a ebuoot thees beffure-a? Thet's freekeen heeleriuoos! Edds a vhule-a noo deemensiun tryeeng tu vurk oooot vhet ectooelly drupped. Elthuoogh it peefes me-a a beet tu theenk thet zeey hed teeme-a tu trunslete-a zee INTIRE Gooeeld Vers screept intu thees lungooege-a (oor in zee fery leest prugrem a trunsletur) boot nu teeme-a tu implement sume-a oozeer, mure-a needed eddeeshuns

Aside from this being in game since WPE (1 year before launch), it's really not that big a deal. Or just google for "Swedish chef translator".

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Sohgin

Ascalonian Squire

Joined Apr 2006

Mar 15, 2008 at 2:42 AM • #13

It did ship with the game, and they don't add a separate translation, they just convert different vowel and consonant series into bork! language. There are existing algorithms to do it.

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Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Joined Aug 2007

Mar 15, 2008 at 3:34 AM • #14

I want to see the game written in lolcat.