Looking for a decent guild.

It's me, Zahr Dalsk, one of the trolls/flamers of the Guild Wars Guru forums, looking for a guild.

Requirements:

- family unfriendly; that is to say no language rules etc
- active; not necessarily activity requirements, but at least to usually have people online
- no vent; I don't use it and I don't like not knowing what people are saying either and people tend to use guild chat a good sight less when using Ventrilo (well, duh)
- not idiots or scrubs; I think this speaks for itself
- Kurzicks; I'm a Kurzick and don't want a Luxon guild
- no little kids; I think this speaks for itself as well
- political/religious flame wars allowed
- EDIT: You must also have awesome people in your guild.

Whisper me if anyone has a guild that fits the bill and doesn't mind another forum jackass joining. It's 3:00 AM so I may very well regret this later when I'm, yknow, awake. Ah well.

EDIT: You know you play too much Guild Wars when you say Whisper instead of Private Message.
EDIT2: To edit without bumping the post, at the time of the previous edit I've passed through a few guilds but did not stay with them for long. So still open, in case anyone's reading this.