What Joke/Fun build would you like to see in PvE

Action Jacson

Action Jacson

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

The Devil Fish

N/E

Just as the title says, what build would bring a smile upon your face if you saw when some one pings there build?

Hamstorm (revised) W/E
Swordsmanship: 12+1+1
Tactics:8+1
Fire Magic: 8

Crippling Slash [E]
Gash
Final Thrust
Glyph of Lesser Energy
Fire Storm
Breath of Fire
Healing Signet
Resurrection Signet

Zealot (revised too) Mo/W

Swordsmanship: 12
Smiting Prayers: 12+1+1
Healing Prayers: 3+1

Cripple Slash [E]
Knee Cutter
Gash
Smite
Castigation Signet
Bane Signet
Restful Breeze
Resurrection Chant.

Please post your favorite, joke builds or builds you'd think would be fun to play as but you know if you ever played with it you'd be getting to know your H&H
pretty well.

Ghostcell

Ghostcell

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

=VX9=

N/Mo

Mo-X
Mending
Mending
Mending
Mending
Mending
Mending
Mending
Mending

W-X
Frenzy
Healing Sig

Nightmares Hammer

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

W/

[skill]Mending[/skill]
[skill]Frenzy[/skill]
[skill]Healing Signet[/skill]

Magnificent, isn't it?

Action Jacson

Action Jacson

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

The Devil Fish

N/E

Lol, Those two builds are indeed awesome, but I was thinking more of a joke build that you've made into a functioning build, Such as Drunk and Desperate, N/E nuker, etc.

Action Jacson

Action Jacson

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

The Devil Fish

N/E

This is a little off-topic, but if you actually saw a W/Mo with the original Paladin builds (w/t mending and healing hands) would you actually keep them in your party (for PvE missions or w/e)

Amantis

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

The Mursaat Guardians

Me/

Warrior/Monk (Strength: 10, Healing Prayers: 9, Smiting Prayers: 10, Tactics: 7) Restore Life, Endure Pain, Heal Area, Wild Blow, Bane Signet, Banish, Symbol of Wrath, Smite
Edit: I would never run this, a guy in Dragons Lair was so I saved the template under LOLWAR

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

Spirits' Strength wander.

Clickeh here.

Dem Babyz Iz Mine

Dem Babyz Iz Mine

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2008

Ninth ring of the Abyss

Underpaid Heroes [Hero]

D/A

I don't have any specific builds, but any time a warrior is running elementalist spells that cost 10-15 nrg and then have like 9 points in swordsmanship so they can use a wep. Awesome

Loli Krasivaya

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2008

Divine Order of Heroes (DOoH)

N/

W/R
Drunken Blow
[E] You're All Alone!
"On Your Knees!"
Savage Pounce
Pin Down
Penetrating Blow
Penetrating Attack
Final Thrust

....

My necro is scared. =/

N E D M

N E D M

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Officer's Club

Gameamp Guides [AMP]

ele with shocking recurve bow and thunderclap +arcane echo

TheBuck

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2008

how about this.
Class:Cook
skills:
-Raw Food (forces raw food down any target. the target starts to vomit and can not attack for 1..3..5...10 sec)
-Cooked Meal (the higher the lvs the more courses that are added. Cooked Meal heals target allay for #of courses plus your lv times the course #. max course #7)
-Killer Cookies (toss attack, any cookies you have become your main weapon and deal +14 dmg. skill ends when you run out of cookies/die/ or 120sec run out.)
-Tonic and Water (remove target allaies engery bar. the target can not be you)
-Dead Meat (you may summon a lv25 meat warrior out of any near by animals. when the meat warrior dies you loss life equal to the highest dmg skill in your party)

ok so how was that for fun?

Zhang Zyria

Zhang Zyria

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

E/A

Beware the Wells!

N/x

1) Well of Blood
2) Well of Power
3) Well of Silence
4) Well of Ruin
5) Well of Weakness
6) Well of Darkness
7) Well of Suffering
8) Well of the Profane

im sure this build would get a quick laugh, with an even quicker kick from the group

try pinging this build while about to face shiro or other corpse-less situations

Bront

Bront

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2008

Honored Order of Light

W/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Loli Krasivaya
W/R
Drunken Blow
[E] You're All Alone!
"On Your Knees!"
Savage Pounce
Pin Down
Penetrating Blow
Penetrating Attack
Final Thrust

....

My necro is scared. =/ Is that a build or your date night?

Washi

Washi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2007

Classic Michael Jackson build

[skill]Contemplation of Purity[/skill][skill]healing touch[/skill][skill]Contemplation of Purity[/skill][skill]healing touch[/skill][skill]Contemplation of Purity[/skill][skill]healing touch[/skill][skill]Contemplation of Purity[/skill][skill]healing touch[/skill]

miskav

miskav

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

None

Mo/

Gotta love Touchthe baby/Kick the baby bars xD.

distilledwill

distilledwill

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Blighty

The Legion of the Blue Blade

R/Mo

[card]Signet Of Illusions[/card][card]Arcane Larceny[/card][card]Arcane Thievery[/card][card]Revealed Enchantment[/card][card]Inspired Hex[/card][card]Revealed Hex[/card][card]Arcane Mimicry[/card][card]Resurrection Chant[/card]

WIN

16 Illusion
13 Fastcasting

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

R/E: [skill]Thunderclap[/skill][wiki]Volley[/wiki][skill]Distracting Shot[/skill] + Shocking Bow
R/E: [skill]Thunderclap[/skill][wiki]Volley[/wiki][skill]Distracting Shot[/skill] + Shocking Bow
R/E: [skill]Thunderclap[/skill][wiki]Volley[/wiki][skill]Distracting Shot[/skill] + Shocking Bow
R/N: [skill]Spinal Shivers[/skill][skill]Barrage[/skill][skill]Distracting Shot[/skill] + Icy Bow
R/N: [skill]Spinal Shivers[/skill][skill]Barrage[/skill][skill]Distracting Shot[/skill] + Icy Bow
R/N: [skill]Spinal Shivers[/skill][skill]Barrage[/skill][skill]Distracting Shot[/skill] + Icy Bow
Mo/Me: [skill]Mending[/skill][skill]Blessed Signet[/skill][skill]Mantra of Inscriptions[/skill][skill]Word of Healing[/skill]
N/X: [skill]Blood is Power[/skill][skill]Blood Renewal[/skill]

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

This is actually a pretty fun build for a whammo to run (and actually be not so bad at doing it)...

11 Smiting Prayers
10 Weapon Mastery (+ runes)
10 Strength (+ runes)

Signet of Judgment (E)
Bane Signet
Brawling Headbutt
Club of a Thousand Bears

With those four skills, you can almost maintain a constant knockdown on a non-human enemy using the weapon of your choice. Pretty amusing.

Quru

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2007

Acolytes of Death

N/

I loved to run some dungeons with this:
(post nerf ofc)
[skill]Plague Signet[/skill][skill]Foul Feast[/skill][skill]Epidemic[/skill][skill]Hypochondria[/skill][skill]Chilblains[/skill][skill]Ulcerous Lungs[/skill][skill]Technobabble[/skill][skill]Resurrection Signet[/skill]

RiKio

RiKio

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

Plato's Cave

W/E

http://www.pvxwiki.com/wiki/User:Mgrinshpon/Leet

Orange Milk

Orange Milk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Ganking, USA

Retired

R/

I always see people pinging those bars with "Ursan Blessing" in them, those are pretty funny.

Olim Chill

Olim Chill

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

USA

DMI

N/

"Shadow of Beastly Failure" N/R

[skill]shadow of fear[/skill][skill]spiteful spirit[/skill][skill]signet of capture[/skill][skill]resurrection signet[/skill][skill]comfort animal[/skill][skill]troll unguent[/skill][skill]feral lunge[/skill][skill]Tiger's Fury[/skill]

aka Easy

aka Easy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2008

Mo/

Someone once pinged this build to me and i had to save it. Way too funny.

It was called Pregnancy for obvious reasons.

[Pregnancy;OQNAMjAfq/QNKDoB5A3G]

Bront

Bront

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2008

Honored Order of Light

W/Me

This would be amusing
[build prof=Mo/Rt name="Resurection Way" box hea=12+1+1 res=12][Restore Life][Renew Life][Resurrection Chant][Resurrect][Light of Dwayna][Lively Was Naomei][Flesh of My Flesh][Death Pact Signet][/build]