April 1 update - Izzy' Revenge
arsie
Typical, Paragons did not even get a joke buff.
Sora267
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Originally Posted by arsie
Typical, Paragons did not even get a joke buff.
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chessyang
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Sjeng
God, I freaked when I saw the Prot Spirit nerf, the exhaustion rit nerfs and the minion casting nerf... then I read about being able to go back to pre-searing... *phew*
Tanned Hide Polygons xD lol
Tanned Hide Polygons xD lol
Scary
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| Loremaster Ermenred in Lion's Arch will now allow characters to travel back to Pre-Searing Ascalon after they've successfully performed a number of tasks |
Who knows ...Maybe the gonna do mre than reading...
AFTER the joke is over
Pleikki
Nice joke idd
sevendash
I really didn't read it but skimmed. When I saw the Scythe nerf at the end I freaked but remembered it's still April 1st and reread them and got some awesome laughs at everything. Awesome job with this one!
Hell Raiser
Would have been fun if they really did this for a day, then did a rollback.
Proff
Elementalist
* No changes.
:'(
* No changes.
:'(
N1ghtstalker
holy O_O
am i glad it's a joke
i think i was having a heart attack when i saw the new Protective Spirit
am i glad it's a joke
i think i was having a heart attack when i saw the new Protective Spirit
Tosha
I forgot it was april 1st, so the new update shocked the hell out of me. I actually called a friend to rage, until he asked me what date it was 
Then I lold
Then I lold
Macks Mistress
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Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
This update, for me, was a good deal more amusing than the stick figures update. I'd actually have preferred if instead of stick figures, they turned us all into Pedobear and made the below-20 characters into young schoolchildren. |
JeniM
Good update
Deadly Panda
I almost believed it. Pity that it isn't true :P
michaelhunter81
Ursan Blessing: reduced recharge to 5 seconds; this skill is no longer PvE-only
anyone else see something wrong with this? O_o
anyone else see something wrong with this? O_o
DJCoastal
not real, fake. april fools ftw?
Rushin Roulette
Yup, I see the date of the "update" and all of the other buffs listed in that "update" to be wrong....
Btw... you get the cookie for the slowest april fools prank of the forums
Btw... you get the cookie for the slowest april fools prank of the forums
michaelhunter81
lol ya i just relized it was an update from april 1st. kinda made sence after all the other corney unrealist updates
EmptySkull
Funny too since you scored so high on the Guru IQ test. 
michaelhunter81
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Originally Posted by Rushin Roulette
Btw... you get the cookie for the slowest april fools prank of the forums
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i'm allowed to be a little slow right now
Thierry2
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Originally Posted by EmptySkull
Funny too since you scored so high on the Guru IQ test.
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I assumed everyone knew it was a joke..but guess you don't
Kusandaa
Yeah, someone in my guild thought they were real and asked "Why is no one using Ursan in PvP?" x]
fenix
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Originally Posted by EmptySkull
Funny too since you scored so high on the Guru IQ test.
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Brian Fellow
Oh yeah all my useful rit spirits casts cause exhaustion!
Ouchie
Anything to do with changing UB had to be a joke nerf or buff!
Lyndka
LOL - spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an L20 warrior at LA that he couldnt get back to Pre-Searing but he was adamant!
So adamant, he kept asking in Main (after I whispered him) for help in getting back - I thought a quildie was having a joke with him, then read the updates and realised why! I left him to it then - and to hassle the other folk who were playing Ascalon Wall Guard's games! This was at 23:00 GMT too!
Kudos too - Ascalon Wall Guard (or Gate Guard cant remember) seemed to spend all day in LA asking riddles and leading 'Simon says' and giving away stuff as prizes. I 'heard' several come away more than happy for having been given a gold weapon - nice one!!!
So adamant, he kept asking in Main (after I whispered him) for help in getting back - I thought a quildie was having a joke with him, then read the updates and realised why! I left him to it then - and to hassle the other folk who were playing Ascalon Wall Guard's games! This was at 23:00 GMT too!
Kudos too - Ascalon Wall Guard (or Gate Guard cant remember) seemed to spend all day in LA asking riddles and leading 'Simon says' and giving away stuff as prizes. I 'heard' several come away more than happy for having been given a gold weapon - nice one!!!
rick1027
took me a few minutes of trying to speak to loremaster in la to figure out it was a prank then stood back and watched other try the same thing. guess next update ill read the whole thing instead of picking out certain item that pertain to me
Koning
haha ursan not pve only made me laugh
Dronte
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Originally Posted by EmptySkull
Funny too since you scored so high on the Guru IQ test.
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EmptySkull
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Originally Posted by fenix
Because that was a real IQ test, and all.
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right because my post was serious and all.
enxa
<--- hates april fools
<--- now hates ANet
<--- now hates ANet
Prof Of Black
Guild vs. Guild
* Victory or Death: at Victory or Death, each player now deals 5% additional damage for each rank achieved in the Kind of A Big Deal title track.
When I saw that I was like: WTF.. *Uninstalls gw + kills gw box*
* Victory or Death: at Victory or Death, each player now deals 5% additional damage for each rank achieved in the Kind of A Big Deal title track.
When I saw that I was like: WTF.. *Uninstalls gw + kills gw box*
t00115577
lol great gag love it
Damus
I was hoping to run up against an ursanway team in gvg, but no such luck.
Friday
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Originally Posted by Prof Of Black
Guild vs. Guild
* Victory or Death: at Victory or Death, each player now deals 5% additional damage for each rank achieved in the Kind of A Big Deal title track. When I saw that I was like: WTF.. *Uninstalls gw + kills gw box* |
I only read as far as the GvG update and yelled at my husband "OMG, the Guru PvP forums are going to go critical... come look at this!!!" ...
then I read the rest and had a really good laugh!
Blonde Warrior
Isn't even funny, what I find funny is the amount of people that find this funny.
Dronte
I still thought its serious until the Ursan buff section xD
Kayelyyb
Norn
* Ursan Blessing: reduced recharge to 5 seconds; this skill is no longer PvE-only.
now if this was true it would get me into pvp
* Ursan Blessing: reduced recharge to 5 seconds; this skill is no longer PvE-only.
now if this was true it would get me into pvp
Chilos
Haha Ursan Blessing one gave me this reaction:
But when I found out (took me 10 seconds) that it was a prank:
Good prank. This made my day.
Izzy rocks
But when I found out (took me 10 seconds) that it was a prank:
Good prank. This made my day.
Izzy rocks
Solas
lol,nice one^^