massive clearout of items..quitting the game

A Poet Named Virgil

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

The Poets

Mo/

24 Apr 2008 at 17:40 - 161

Well, I know I'll beat everyone with my post, so I'd like the Voltaic

if not ... some ecto would be useful.

http://realultimatepower.net/

gadgetguy1288

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2008

United States Coast Guard(USCG)

Mo/R

24 Apr 2008 at 19:58 - 162

King Kitty!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_zK2apRHI4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcNvoIOGihI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ctjJ65o3Y

Anything you can spare is fine with me, im not greedy.

IGN: Uscg Healer, or Uscg Jumper

Stupendus Man

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2006

24 Apr 2008 at 21:35 - 163

Call me lazy, but I could just go for the ecto and/or plat because trying to sell things is a pain... or perhaps you could consider me not lazy because i had the bright idea to read all you wrote and NOT post a lamecat. Either way, enjoy you gw free life, and hopefully i will be able to enjoy some of your stuff.

Ramod

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

Scare Tactics [sT]

Mo/

24 Apr 2008 at 23:16 - 164

Hey, just found some more funny pics, thought I'd share in addition to my previous post. They're pretty funny i think :P.

Enjoy

jayjustjay

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2008

The Saphire Rose

A/Mo

24 Apr 2008 at 23:39 - 165

I'm sorry to hear you are leaving Guild wars but one can only hope you are not joining the ranks of the World of Warcraft *Cringe*. I think its great that you decided to help out your fellow gamers with this giveaway... P.s If you feel inclined to pass a few Platinums my way I'll be extreamly greatfull.

Best wishes in whatever you wish to do

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/phot...65033_3200.jpg

fich0

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

Brotherhood of Apocalypse [BoA]

R/E

25 Apr 2008 at 10:28 - 166

seriously... help me, man

oh btw, this made me lol really really hard

Azora

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Portugal =P

We Need Fame [sOz]

25 Apr 2008 at 12:08 - 167

Storm Bow r9
Celestial Bow r9
Hornbow (mursaat) r9
Eternal Bow r9

any one of those would be great since i collect bows... Hope someday u will play again...

ty in advance

Azora

Fidelty

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2008

Royal Dutch Lions

25 Apr 2008 at 13:27 - 168

Hey, pity you are leaving Guild Wars.

If you want to hear a true story here... here it comes.

I am Robbert, 18 years and i'm coming from the Netherlands. Last month I've been a lot in the hospital. The docters found a tumor in my small brains...I'm really hoping I do not have cancer....

Anyway, it has been a tough month and I could use anything to cheer me up...

IGN: Element Of Fidelty

Silver Guardian

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

25 Apr 2008 at 14:21 - 169

also,this

i'm going for the eternal bow or amethyst.

cheers

teccer

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2008

W/Mo

25 Apr 2008 at 14:25 - 170

Hey, sorry to hear you're leaving.. i just got hacked a couple days ago so i can use anything thats free! xD. I'll take the amethyst aegis, and golden pheonix blade. If those are taken, i would also like any left over plats or ectos if you have

. That would be more then enough to get me back on track

. Thanks a lot ~

(made this in microsoft paint lol)

ign: Tenth Dan (or X Retsu Kaio X )

Nihilim Dhiamara

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2008

belgium

TFW

25 Apr 2008 at 15:24 - 171

Hi, sorry to hear u are leaving gw but that u make a contest like this, i prefer an elite monk (but the voltaic is even better ^^)tome but some ecto's or a few plats are fine 2. Thanks anyway and good luck without gw.

http://www.ongein.nl/ongein/item.aspx?ID=7904

IGN: The Servant Of Ares

Paladin of Camelot

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2008

Oklahoma City

W/E

25 Apr 2008 at 21:43 - 172

hello there,

i'mnew to this gae and to this site and don't know any orginal funny to post. So I just begging you to give me anything for my warrior character I will be greatly appreciated.

ign -> Paladin Of Camelot

Lord Mythirion

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2006

25 Apr 2008 at 22:50 - 173

Sorry to hear you're leaving GW. You've probably seen these before, but whatever

. Voltaic is nice, but any bows/ectos would be nice.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WU-y8kAsr8Q

dstrb3d1

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2008

Phoenix, AZ USA

Drunk Girls [FTW]

R/Me

25 Apr 2008 at 23:59 - 174

Ectos, Storm Bow, Voltaic, and whatever else you find my post worthy of.
Thanks in advance! *crosses fingers, makes baby kitty eyes*
IGN: Alysandra Corminas

Artemis of Gondor

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2007

Imagination Land

[PETA] People Eat Tasty Animals

26 Apr 2008 at 03:51 - 175

*The Ultimate Post* Id like the voltaic spear pleaz

or mabye some ectos or plat or something. Ty in advance.

Trevor The Wave

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

This Is Ukraine [UA]

E/Me

26 Apr 2008 at 06:25 - 176

id like voltaic, or ectos, or k, or partys items

IGN: Trevor The Ele.

InsaneG

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

Arah

26 Apr 2008 at 09:31 - 177

Sorry to hear you leaving GW. Anything will be ok, but I really want one that bows.

IGN: Insane Guardian.

bartj??

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2007

Scions of Carver [SCAR]

26 Apr 2008 at 10:12 - 178

Well like the links say have fun with it^^ would like to win the voltaic xD but anything will do^^ and could someone explain me how to get the pictures without link?:P because I had more but can't upload more then 5>.<

Female Dark

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2008

26 Apr 2008 at 11:25 - 179

hi
can i please have ectos?

my ign: Female Dark

Hiru

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2008

Switzerland

Archons Ascendant

P/W

26 Apr 2008 at 13:17 - 180

I decided to post again since I dont really want the Spear anymore. Or Ectos, or Plat, i know people need them more than i do. On The other hand, i recently started the "Party Animal Title" and i only got 400 points, so I would love if you could donate me as many party points as possilbe, even if its only 20 it will be highly appreciated.

IGN: I Hiru I

Just my best images of my funny image collection. ^^

Now, some Jokes.
------------------------O-------------------------
WARNING, JOKE CONTAINS LANGUANGE INAPPROPRIATE FOR ANYONE YOUNGER THAN 18.

Magi and her mom are walking through the park, suddenly, they see two teens having *XxX* In a bench.

Magi: Mom what are those two doing?
Mom: Uhm.. err.. oh! they are making cakes sweety.

Later on, in the Zoo, the see two monkeys having "XxX" In a tree.

Magi: Mom whate are those two doing?
Mom: They are making cakes too sweety.

The next morning Magi approaches to her mom who is busy in the kitchen.

Magi: Mommy! I know it! You and daddy where making cakes yesturday! In the lounge sofa!

Her Mom, shocked answers: How do you know sweety? What are you talking about?

Magi: uhm, I liked the frosting of the Sofa"

-------------- O --------------
Before the joke, No offense to any blondes out there.

A blonde and a brunette meet at oposites sides of a lake, confused, the brunette says:
How did you get to the other side?
The Blonde answers:
I dont know, YOU are at the other side.

---------- O --------------------

No offense to blondes, again.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, shes got a hand granade in her mouth!

-------- O ------------

Two guys walking through a park see a dog licking his balls.
One Guy says: Maaaaan I hope I could do that!
The other Guy answers: Really? I think i'd just pet him first...

--------O-----------

Some Yo Mama jokes (no offense to your moms!)

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends...

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911""

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says: EXPIRED.

----------O---------

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

---------------O-----------------

It sucks your leaving bro, the GW Community needs players as generous and pro as you are, and most are leaving now =(. Anyways, Im sure you have good reasons to be leaving, and I respect your oppinion, good luck, and I (and im sure most here do) appreciate your generosity of this giveaway.
-Hiru

Now Now, I hope i get that spear.

Cheers again mate!

P.S: Out of due respect, I hope noone got offended by any jokes, and I apologize if anyone did, I did not mean to offend you by any means.

Renesss xXx

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

DLS

Me/Mo

26 Apr 2008 at 15:35 - 181

It's black, and if it falls from a tree ur radiator breaks, what is it?

(ur radiator..)

mere attempt to go for the amethyst.

Reaver Skye

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Dec 2007

26 Apr 2008 at 15:41 - 182

Too bad you're quiting..

I would like any party animal stuff you can spare

I don't care what ones, anything's welcome

Greets
Reaver

IGN: Guido Reaver

edit: You might like this site: http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Toxage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

26 Apr 2008 at 16:03 - 183

animated gif, click to follow
how WW2 went

IGN: Demiron Darksteel

Strongers

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2008

The Death Blow Team

Mo/E

26 Apr 2008 at 21:05 - 184

This voltaic to spear already and mine does not have no video funnier than obliged mine......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2VZCNOAc5Y
this with the drunkest certainty and of all...

DrHobo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

26 Apr 2008 at 22:54 - 185

I might as well take part in this...

First:
http://wallout.com/lsd_vs_alcohol_vs_tree

Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOETlkc_nNY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_4ru...eature=related

http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/

Gifs/pics as well, since it seems to be the trend here:

Alright, I'll just stop now...

EDIT: Yeah, and as a warrior, I'm here for the Golden Phoenix Blade..., but if it's already taken, I could use any alcohol you can spare

EDIT2: Oh yeah, some Guild Wars related stuff: The other day, I saw a monk and a mesmer (different matches) use purge signet. I found it quite interesting (and funny as well).

Thizzle

Banned

Join Date: Apr 2008

27 Apr 2008 at 07:10 - 186

I could definitely use the ectos please and thank you.

http://www.bottleshockthemovie.com/

Vids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnKieBzbaY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXUFA0W_4os

Pics:

Have no fear george lucas is here.

no talent

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

Africa

Scions of Carver [SCAR]

E/Me

27 Apr 2008 at 07:13 - 187

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachm...OTTJstzM5Z.jpg

lulz...

oh and ectoes and plat would be much appreciated...thanks ^_^

LordOfLords

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2008

E/Me

27 Apr 2008 at 12:07 - 188

Everyone likes sneezing pandas...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk

I would like a pair of ecto's or some platinum.
(And of course the Voltaic spear) xD

Wnx Mreslayer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

London

Warrior Nation [WNx]

W/Mo

27 Apr 2008 at 13:51 - 189

soz to see that youre leaving GW. I hope you get GW2... and on the note of the giveaway ectos please

IGN: Original Playa

stoned warrior uk

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

W/E

27 Apr 2008 at 17:04 - 190

funiest guild wars moment.....1st year christmas time :-"Help Help were do i find the christmas coal? " "Wts christmas charcoal 500g each 200 left :}" I sold alll 200 just for a lagh lol haha suckers.

i been out of game a year how time flies so im broke , ectos or plat or the spear plz or hey any charcoal u have :} christmas will be here before u know it ;] lol. P.s hope u dont know me lol. ingame name is stoned warrior uk.

stoned warrior uk

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

W/E

27 Apr 2008 at 17:10 - 191

Ok OK so im a W/e plz stop laghing at me :/

RIOT

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2007

27 Apr 2008 at 18:14 - 192

Im kinda new, so could i get some Plat or Ectos ?

In-game-name: T H E P A I N

LoyalSpartan

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2008

Phone Home [ET]

28 Apr 2008 at 01:39 - 193

Not sure if I am too late since there are so many people but anything would be incredibly nice if possible tyvm preferable platinums, ectoes or w/e not sure how a group of 2 is working out with those... Sorry to here your going as well.

If you love Madtv you'll love this-Bobby Lee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBaPI2AKu2g

windtalker

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

[LOD]

28 Apr 2008 at 03:07 - 194

hey, well sorry to see you go...looks like you were a pretty good player. Are you gonna play GW2?
Well, anyways, my request is ectos/shards/whatever you really want to give me, but whatever is going to be converted into ectos/shards/money lol...

So:
This lady is shopping in an antiques store. She sees a full-length mirror that she really likes, buys it, and puts it on the inside of her bathroom door.

the next morning, she gets out of the shower, looks at the mirror, and gets a funny idea. so she says,
"Mirror, Mirror, on the door,
Make my boobs size fourty four."
And it happens! She is quite amazed, and runs downstairs to tell her husband, who is quite amazed as well as quite pleased. So he says to himself, "I'm going to have to try something like that tomorrow."

The next day, the husband gets out of the shower, looks at the mirror, and says:
"Mirror, Mirror, on the door,
Make my penis touch the floor."
...
And his legs fell off.

Mr Leet

Banned

Join Date: Apr 2008

28 Apr 2008 at 03:38 - 195

hey all

ty for posting stuff
im gonna wait on the voltaic cus i still havent decided. theres about 3 ppl im choosing from
most weapons hav been given out...i cant be bothered posting names cus i cant remember and if i did..it wuld take too long to type it all up

for the other stuff..ectos..plats..party items
ive decided..dat since its 3rd GW Bday dat im gonna give em out ingame...so just pm me if u posted in this thread..i wont be chasing ppl up..takes too long
IGN:
From

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EDITED by Dont Mess Withme I deleted the names you posted to contact you. If those are really your IGNs PM me so we can meet in game and verify. If not, expect a perma ban. The thread is closed, for now.
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they are both my accounts....sumtimes a frend will be on one..so just keep pesterin him and tell him remind him bout the thread.

ReiNaruto

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2007

Valencia, Spain

Green Arse Team

28 Apr 2008 at 08:28 - 196

Lolcats ftw!!!

Party time!

CMH

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2008

E/A

28 Apr 2008 at 14:41 - 197

I just stole all these funny pictures so I can post them on the next thread which asks for jokes...

minigwen

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

Mo/E

28 Apr 2008 at 21:07 - 198

Well, I'm gonna enter too, hope I'm not too behind (10 pages in...) I'm after that voltaic spear!

Tyla

Emo Goth Italics

Join Date: Sep 2006

28 Apr 2008 at 21:37 - 199

I can has Voltaic?
If not, I'll be more than happy to take ectos.

Goodbye, and a small suvineer.

fich0

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

Brotherhood of Apocalypse [BoA]

R/E

28 Apr 2008 at 23:15 - 200

I've actually been giving this some thought.. this is what I've come up with. Also, might turn into an interesting experiment.

Firstly, one should assume there is such as thing as "karma" - where all are equally punished and rewarded according to what they deserve.

Then, one should assume that karma, the universe and whichever deity someone calls "god" are in fact - one singular entity or appearance controlling our little lives.

The next assumption one should make is rather arrogant, I agree, however one should assume that even the slightest shift in the fine balance that karma holds would bring about results that are... unpredictable, to say the least.

Now let's take one random guild wars character... oh I don't know, let's call him (her actually) Yuriko Absolum. She was born approximately thirty months ago, under the guidance of one called... oh let's see, fich0, that's right.

Now, this person, fich0 as he calls himself, has always had some faith in karma and the way it works, albeit very little. However, there is only so

you know what, f*ck it, basically, I don't get the ectos = the universe implodes and we all die, I do get the ectos = world hunger comes to an end and little amy bruce doesn't get eaten by the giant t-rex from outer space

it actually makes sense if you've had the day i've just had