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Ordovian Prince
Ascalonian Squire
#1
They were Mesmers that long time ago in an arena when conjuring phantasm and nightmare the could have used a Reversal Signet making the Mesmer suffer the hexes and bc Mesmers dominate illusion, this vivid images created chaos inside introjecting in the mind.
Now these Borderline guys and gals wander in search of adventures and phantoms. They are among the border of neurosis and psychosis. They suffer from severe pathological Oedipus complex.

They wear caster armor. Have high energy. ranged staff. They are mainly supporters.

Attributes

Paranoia (Primary) Moves 3% faster and bc of paranoidal ideas has a 1.5 percent chance to evade attacks and spells, for each point on attribute. Spells that project dmg to foes, hexes, mirror the spells that foes cast on him. example of elite skill: "I have a tumor!" (hex)-Increases casting speed (5...50%) for (10...90 secs), when it ends caster suffer deep wound. Cost 10, activation time 2, recharge 30.

Megalomania. Skills that casts on self for self-preservation. stances. glyphs. chants. Example skill: "Jesus is my boyfriend" signet -Restores (1...20%) max health, loose 1 condition. activation time 1. recharge time 30.

Homosexuality. Skills that make foes run for cover, panic. Hexes and dmg dealing spells mainly. example elite skill: "I'm Gay, and you?" -shout, all foes in earshot area bcome dazed and diseased for (3...11 seconds). When u take dmg from them the next (3...18 secs) they suffer (10-60) of Gay dmg (armor ignoring). energy cost: 20. activation time 2. Recharge time 15.

Oedipus Complex. Spells and chants that increase skill time recharge and activation time. Spells that regenerate energy. chants for protection. Example: "I once saw my mother naked" Chant that makes gain (4-40) health when attacked by females, and makes u deal double dmg to girls (3-13 secs). Energy cost 10. activation time 1/2. Recharge 25.

He wears a corset and wields a gigant phallus that deals Gay dmg or chaos (depending of attribute). High heels make them have longer range for casting, but makes them evade more difficult.

What u think about this phantasy idea?
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Ordovian Prince
Ascalonian Squire
#2
no, urs not funny

natural_Causes
natural_Causes
Krytan Explorer
#3
You fail at humor at an epic level.
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inf3st
Frost Gate Guardian
#4
i enjoyed that thanx
System_Crush
System_Crush
Jungle Guide
#5
I have a main named Schizomania in several games and any character I role play is insane in some degree(thats probably a sign of not being completely sane myself).

I am kinda offended by you describing homosexuality as a defection common in schizophrenics.

Other than that the cross dresser, gay and carrying arround of a giant dildo is just a lame joke that only pre-teens will find funny.

Though a mesmer skill called paranoia that causes the target to move faster but spells cast on them by their allies have a change to fail would be pretty cool, and fit right along the lines of [[Hypochondria].
the savage nornbear
the savage nornbear
Wilds Pathfinder
#6
I'm loving the duel swords. And why does everyone of you CCs need to be gay/religious/anit-religious or whatever. Your trying to be offensive and its not amusing, although you have found 2 or 3 like minded fans.
horseradish
horseradish
Wilds Pathfinder
#7
You're a heretic. gtfo
Mist Walker Skarloc
Mist Walker Skarloc
Frost Gate Guardian
#8
It sounds like you read about some psychological disorders on wikipedia and thought "HAY GUSY WIL IT BE FUNNI IF I PUT SOME RLY RLY LONG WRODS TOGETHER AND SOUND RLY CLEVER IN THE cc FORUM AND GET FLAMES?"

The answer to your question was no.

This is the human gene pool, remove yourself from it.