Favorite Guild Wars Lines

#1

You: This place is a maze of twisty passages.
Dunkoro: Over there. I feel a fresh breeze.

(no matter how many times i hear those campy lines, I always, always laugh out loud)


#2 (...and close runner up)

Shiro: Shut your mouth old fool.

Kkkiiillllrrrooooyyyy Sssstttooonnneeekkiinnn!

My favorite one of all time is still Orion when he says:

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried."

my all time favourite is the terrible voice acting in prophecies. Fort ranik mission

Ascalon Scout: Prince Rurik! Prince Rurik!
Prince Rurik:..... What is It?
Ascalon Scout:.. PRINCE RURIK!

'Abbadon will eat your eyes'

When doing the Lost Treasure quest from Ran Musu Gardens, when you run thowards your goal and at some point to the right of you two people talk. I dont exactly remember what is said but its something along the lines of:

"Hito, Hito, is that you?
(he has apparently been afflicted)
Hito, why are you looking at me like that?
(Hito attacks)
No, Hito, Nooooo..."

Gwen during Beta:

"We need no water, let the ..."
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"

Haha, yeah, I remember that. I always wondered why this happened.

o man i forgot about that one LOL.

also, the one from Factions: "Baron Vasburg! Baron Vasburg!"

Vekk: When in doubt, either invent something or kill something.

Sometimes, it helps to know what is out there.

I already did a thread on this.

"Abaddon Will Eat Your Eyes!"

Stefan: "How far do you think I can throw this shield?"

Little Thom: "I'll kill every one a' yer! Twice!"

Devona: "Different day. Different fight. Same imbeciles!"

Koss: "They'll make constellations out of us, my friend."

Need a good soundbite? Ask a Warrior.

"taste cold steel"

~Stephen.

ooh yea during defend the eye that weaponsmith guy

Taste steel! Mmmmmm! Tasted good!

Devona and Cynn have the best writers:

Devona:
"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."
"Don't make me come over there and hit you."

Cynn:
"Everything burns. Trust me."
You know what? You're flammable!"
and my favorite
"I like Devona. She always lets me have the best violence."

prince rurik:taste cold steel.

while using a firey dragon sword?

if you ever need proof that he is retarted
there it is

"I've had it with these Balthazar Blasted Drakes on this Balthazar Blasted Plain!"

~Koss.

stole my thunder, and always makes me laugh

Eve's quotes are all so sadistic.

"Rise, calamity! Break bone and shatter soul!"

"I asked Grenth, he said He can get me out of this, the rest of you are pretty much shafted,"

My Fav is
"Would you die already" lmfao