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You: This place is a maze of twisty passages.
Dunkoro: Over there. I feel a fresh breeze.
(no matter how many times i hear those campy lines, I always, always laugh out loud)
#2 (...and close runner up)
Shiro: Shut your mouth old fool.
Favorite Guild Wars Lines
SeraCombi
beregond
Kkkiiillllrrrooooyyyy Sssstttooonnneeekkiinnn!
-Sonata-
My favorite one of all time is still Orion when he says:
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried."
Ultima pyromancer
my all time favourite is the terrible voice acting in prophecies. Fort ranik mission
Ascalon Scout: Prince Rurik! Prince Rurik!
Prince Rurik:..... What is It?
Ascalon Scout:.. PRINCE RURIK!
Ascalon Scout: Prince Rurik! Prince Rurik!
Prince Rurik:..... What is It?
Ascalon Scout:.. PRINCE RURIK!
naughteblonde
'Abbadon will eat your eyes'
enxa
When doing the Lost Treasure quest from Ran Musu Gardens, when you run thowards your goal and at some point to the right of you two people talk. I dont exactly remember what is said but its something along the lines of:
"Hito, Hito, is that you?
(he has apparently been afflicted)
Hito, why are you looking at me like that?
(Hito attacks)
No, Hito, Nooooo..."
"Hito, Hito, is that you?
(he has apparently been afflicted)
Hito, why are you looking at me like that?
(Hito attacks)
No, Hito, Nooooo..."
Alexandra-Sweet
Gwen during Beta:
"We need no water, let the ..."
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"
"We need no water, let the ..."
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"
mazza558
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my all time favourite is the terrible voice acting in prophecies. Fort ranik mission
Ascalon Scout: Prince Rurik! Prince Rurik! Prince Rurik:..... What is It? Ascalon Scout:.. PRINCE RURIK! |
SeraCombi
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Originally Posted by Ultima pyromancer
my all time favourite is the terrible voice acting in prophecies. Fort ranik mission
Ascalon Scout: Prince Rurik! Prince Rurik! Prince Rurik:..... What is It? Ascalon Scout:.. PRINCE RURIK! |
o man i forgot about that one LOL.
also, the one from Factions: "Baron Vasburg! Baron Vasburg!"
N1ghtstalker
Vekk: When in doubt, either invent something or kill something.
StormDragonZ
Sometimes, it helps to know what is out there.
I already did a thread on this.
"Abaddon Will Eat Your Eyes!"
I already did a thread on this.
"Abaddon Will Eat Your Eyes!"
Olim Chill
Stefan: "How far do you think I can throw this shield?"
Little Thom: "I'll kill every one a' yer! Twice!"
Devona: "Different day. Different fight. Same imbeciles!"
Koss: "They'll make constellations out of us, my friend."
Need a good soundbite? Ask a Warrior.
Little Thom: "I'll kill every one a' yer! Twice!"
Devona: "Different day. Different fight. Same imbeciles!"
Koss: "They'll make constellations out of us, my friend."
Need a good soundbite? Ask a Warrior.
Carboplatin
"taste cold steel"
~Stephen.
~Stephen.
N1ghtstalker
ooh yea during defend the eye that weaponsmith guy
Taste steel! Mmmmmm! Tasted good!
Taste steel! Mmmmmm! Tasted good!
absolutcrobi
Devona and Cynn have the best writers:
Devona:
"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."
"Don't make me come over there and hit you."
Cynn:
"Everything burns. Trust me."
You know what? You're flammable!"
and my favorite
"I like Devona. She always lets me have the best violence."
Devona:
"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."
"Don't make me come over there and hit you."
Cynn:
"Everything burns. Trust me."
You know what? You're flammable!"
and my favorite
"I like Devona. She always lets me have the best violence."
Sir Pandra Pierva
prince rurik:taste cold steel.
while using a firey dragon sword?
if you ever need proof that he is retarted
there it is
while using a firey dragon sword?
if you ever need proof that he is retarted
there it is
You can't see me
"I've had it with these Balthazar Blasted Drakes on this Balthazar Blasted Plain!"
~Koss.
~Koss.
yarddog
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Devona and Cynn have the best writers:
Devona: "Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot." "Don't make me come over there and hit you." Cynn: "Everything burns. Trust me." You know what? You're flammable!" and my favorite "I like Devona. She always lets me have the best violence." |
stole my thunder, and always makes me laugh
Axel Zinfandel
Eve's quotes are all so sadistic.
"Rise, calamity! Break bone and shatter soul!"
"I asked Grenth, he said He can get me out of this, the rest of you are pretty much shafted,"
"Rise, calamity! Break bone and shatter soul!"
"I asked Grenth, he said He can get me out of this, the rest of you are pretty much shafted,"
Deamonator
My Fav is
"Would you die already" lmfao
"Would you die already" lmfao
Thizzle
Oh, please! This is the best one... "This is hard mode!". I love that line.
El Presidente
"Say goodbye to your teeth!"...
Trader of Secrets
From the words of another GW player, "Ecto is wat 5k!. I just merched it for 100g"
And I hella like that one with the twisty passage, dunkoro and the breeze. Funny. Where is that by btw?
And I hella like that one with the twisty passage, dunkoro and the breeze. Funny. Where is that by btw?
Mr. G
Lo Sha
"Look at these pants! I mean LOOK AT THESE PANTS. All this time, still sparkly as ever. Just fabulous!"
Herta
"Kiss the staff. Kiss it!"
"Look at these pants! I mean LOOK AT THESE PANTS. All this time, still sparkly as ever. Just fabulous!"
Herta
"Kiss the staff. Kiss it!"
Taurucis
I like the quote in the scene when you go into Mallyx's room...
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HHHRAAHHHHAAAAAWRRRRRRR
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MasterSasori
"To the end of us all!"
-Saidra, before dying in 2 seconds.
-Saidra, before dying in 2 seconds.
RavagerOfDreams
"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times."
-Reyna the unused archer
-Reyna the unused archer
Ryssul Sylverhart
"Their healer's a sissy! You hear me? SISSY!"
"I'm right behind you. No, don't turn around. The battle is in front of you. Let me worry about your backside." --Both from Kihm
"I am the Scythe, the Bringer of Salvation! And I shall harvest the souls of the Unbelievers!" --Hablion, sooooo ridiculous.
"Maybe I should have pledged myself to Balthazar and become a warrior. Perhaps then you would not have left me behind." --Alesia. That one makes me feel so emo.
And the Reyna one is good, too!
"I'm right behind you. No, don't turn around. The battle is in front of you. Let me worry about your backside." --Both from Kihm
"I am the Scythe, the Bringer of Salvation! And I shall harvest the souls of the Unbelievers!" --Hablion, sooooo ridiculous.
"Maybe I should have pledged myself to Balthazar and become a warrior. Perhaps then you would not have left me behind." --Alesia. That one makes me feel so emo.
And the Reyna one is good, too!
Magikarp
all of my favs are Panaku lines. i swear he's into S&M lmao...
"I didn't come along to stand around, there is killing to be done."
"If we don't kill something soon, I may have to go find something to kill on my own."
"When you kill, look into the eyes of those you finish. You will remember them forever."
"Come back, I want to watch you bleed!"
"Come closer, little lamb. The wolf is hungry."
and my favorite haha...
"Scream like you mean it!"
runner up...
Talon Silverwing...
KHUUUU-KAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"I didn't come along to stand around, there is killing to be done."
"If we don't kill something soon, I may have to go find something to kill on my own."
"When you kill, look into the eyes of those you finish. You will remember them forever."
"Come back, I want to watch you bleed!"
"Come closer, little lamb. The wolf is hungry."
and my favorite haha...
"Scream like you mean it!"
runner up...
Talon Silverwing...
KHUUUU-KAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
drago34
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Originally Posted by absolutcrobi
Devona and Cynn have the best writers:
Devona: "Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot." "Don't make me come over there and hit you." Cynn: "Everything burns. Trust me." You know what? You're flammable!" and my favorite "I like Devona. She always lets me have the best violence." |
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Chaos_Earth
"I'll just have to try harder."- Talon Silverwing
I MP I
"Kiss the staff. Kiss it!"
"My ex used to spell my name H-U-R-T-A. Guess why." -Herta
You got to love that sadistic bitch.
"My ex used to spell my name H-U-R-T-A. Guess why." -Herta
You got to love that sadistic bitch.
FlamingMetroid
"Vengeance is a dish best served with cutlery" -Anton
Yoshikuni Mahsu
Tyla Salarani: "im in a non-ursan pug lol"
Miss Puddles
"no your other left! you worthless bits of animated anatomy!"
-palawa joko
-palawa joko
Elder III
"I think, after the end of the world, I'm going to ask Margrid to go out with me. Do you think she will say yes?"
-Goren
the first time i saw that it cracked me up so much that I had to leave the computer... of course playing at 3am will do that to you...
-Goren
the first time i saw that it cracked me up so much that I had to leave the computer... of course playing at 3am will do that to you...
Breakfast Mc Rit
Vekk: "Bookah? It's an imaginary monster we use to frighten children. They're big, clumsy creatures with loud, bellowing voices. Not too bright, either."
You: "And humans are like this to you?"
Vekk: "Well, if the bellowing fits."
I love those Asura.
You: "And humans are like this to you?"
Vekk: "Well, if the bellowing fits."
I love those Asura.
Tyla
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Tyla Salarani: "im in a non-ursan pug lol"
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Get it right, FOOL!
SirSausage
"Kilroy Stonekin, ya son of a Yakslapper"
~Fronis Irontoe
~Fronis Irontoe
Pesi
~Norgu
"You have no chance of victory. Surrender!"
"Epic battle! Heroic climax! And... applause! Where's the applause?"
"Um... Is that real blood?"
"You have no chance of victory. Surrender!"
"Epic battle! Heroic climax! And... applause! Where's the applause?"
"Um... Is that real blood?"