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countesscorpula

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2006

Gwen Is [EVIL]

N/

01 May 2008 at 18:11 - 41

Quote:

Originally Posted by RavagerOfDreams

"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times."

-Reyna the unused archer

It's funny because it's true. I almost pee'd myself when I read that one.

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

01 May 2008 at 18:35 - 42

Blimm,

And I said, "I don't care if you fire me either," because I told her... I told Oola that if she moves my desk one more time, then, then I'm... I'm quitting.
Have you seen my staff?
I could put... I could put... poison in the green plant dip.
I could set the workshop on fire. I could.
I didn't much like working for Oola. She moved my desk four times, and I told her not to move my desk anymore, and then she moved it into the cellar and stopped paying me. Yeah. I didn't like that.
It's not ok, because if she stole my staff, I'm going to burn her lab down.
Last time Oola had a party, I did not receive a piece of Asuracake, even though I was told I would receive a piece.

Risus

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2007

56min UW HM post-2/25 I win

FDR

A/

01 May 2008 at 20:45 - 43

I've seen Olias say some pretty hilarious stuff. Same with Vekk

PerrinDB

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jan 2006

Dragon Storm

R/E

01 May 2008 at 20:47 - 44

Gwen: "Mother... forgive me."
Alesia: "Forgiveness isn't something I give to the weak."

Said right after one another in a battle.

I Can Cure Cancer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

Dark Empire [DE]

E/

01 May 2008 at 20:48 - 45

Pyre Fierceshot: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who is in command!"

jimme

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Netherlands

Mo/

01 May 2008 at 20:53 - 46

"No, No, No! Mummified flesh on the left! Dried bones on the right! No, your other right! You worthless bits of animated anatomy!"

- Palawa Joko

quickmonty

Ancient Windbreaker

Join Date: May 2005

01 May 2008 at 21:08 - 47

My favorite is in Ruins of Sumia. I clear out the whole area from the drawbridge to the gate .... not a Charr left standing ..... go back and lower the drawbridge and Rurik says:

"This is a fight we cannot win."

MSecorsky

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

So Cal

The Sinister Vanguard

Me/

01 May 2008 at 21:14 - 48

I've actually said this in RL...

"Great Dwarf give me strength!"

katherinetheblood

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Highland Tsunami [HT]

N/Mo

01 May 2008 at 21:23 - 49

So, I keep quoting Dunkoro. "By the five!" tends to be my automatic response to anything bad or good.

Th Fooster

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

Twice Dawns The Day[WoT]

Mo/

01 May 2008 at 22:07 - 50

Cyn.."Forgiveness? thats between them and the Gods.Its up to me to arange the meeting."
Cyn..I've seen your future.. its very short!

Hollow Gein

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

Menos Espadas

N/

02 May 2008 at 01:26 - 51

From Lina in the Tarnished Coast:

"Every time I get used to the fact that humans are in charge of everything, we come across some other creatures that think they're in the running. We usually blow them up."

Paloma Song

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

[JM]

Rt/R

02 May 2008 at 02:57 - 52

I love Margrid's lines in the NF cutscenes - my favorite would have to be this one:

"You're charming, Koss, but I can't spend charming. The money, please."

Lord Sojar

The Fallen One

Join Date: Dec 2005

Oblivion

Irrelevant

Mo/Me

02 May 2008 at 03:10 - 53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollow Gein

From Lina in the Tarnished Coast:

"Every time I get used to the fact that humans are in charge of everything, we come across some other creatures that think they're in the running. We usually blow them up."

I LOLed ^ Really, I did! That line makes me laugh.

manitoba1073

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

ManitobaShipyards Refit and Repair Station

(SFC)Star Fleet Command,(TDE)The Daggerfall elite,(SOoM)Secret order of Magi

02 May 2008 at 06:41 - 54

my 2 some what favs are

resistance is futile. by sousuke I believe said that.

and this little gem

You cant kill that which is already dead.

Shai Lee

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

Somewhere

02 May 2008 at 07:59 - 55

Eve in the Norn Fighting Tournament:

"Are you interesting to play with? Adam told me I wouldn't be disappointed if I came here. You don't want to make him a liar, do you?"

"Have you abandoned hope? Good. Now you can see the truth."

"I'm not a bad girl.... I've done you a kindness by allowing you to feel Grenth's embrance. Give him my regards."

"That wasn't nice. You didn't even let Adam bite you."

Darkobra

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

Scotland

Type like an idiot, I'll treat you like an idiot

E/Me

02 May 2008 at 08:55 - 56

My warrior friend was in the Ascalon missions where you use the trebuchet to take out the charr. I was using him to lure out the boss at the end to smack him with the trebuchet in hard mode. Only, I didn't tell him that...

Katai: WHAT THE HELL?! I JUST GOT A TREBUCHET TO THE FACE!
Me: Did my protective spirit wear off already? Must have made a miscalculation along the way.
Katai: YOU USED ME AS BAIT?!
Me: You're a warrior. I ALWAYS use you as bait.

free_fall

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

02 May 2008 at 09:04 - 57

Must be Kihm in NF who says this:

It's just a scratch. Throw a bandage on it, you'll be fine.

Witchblade

Polar Bear Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

02 May 2008 at 10:19 - 58

"Good... Bad... I'm the girl with the big weapon."

"Necromancy's just another way of asking someone to stick with you. Whether they want to or not."

Dark Kal

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

02 May 2008 at 10:30 - 59

"You're my kind of stupid!" Originally from Firefly
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Originally from Pinky & the Brain
"Some people just don't get the point... until you pierce their heart with it."
"You started this fight. I'm going to end it."
"The enemy is but a blade of grass before my mighty storm"

the_jos

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2006

Hard Mode Legion [HML]

N/

02 May 2008 at 10:55 - 60

Mhenlo: "Cynn breaks people. I put them back together again. I'm not sure if that's a good start to a relationship, but at least we have something to work with."
And later the emotes of the henchies in Rata (poor Cynn).

Memnon

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Sitting down and facing forward, but that's not important right now

Guilds Gone Wild [GGW] (just me really)

Me/

02 May 2008 at 14:32 - 61

What in Bathazar's name are we doing out here? - Lil Thom in the Crystal Desert

OW! Cut that out! You people are crazy! - Tahikora

RiKio

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2007

Plato's Cave

W/E

02 May 2008 at 15:18 - 62

Lyssa be dammed!!!

cgruber

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2007

Tryst of Vengenance [ToV]

Mo/Me

02 May 2008 at 15:21 - 63

I like the quest response to the Kilroy punch-out/dwarf boxing thing.

Both go 'You're crazy Kilroy!' and then either 'I love it' or 'I'm not going anywhere with you."

IslandHermet

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

02 May 2008 at 16:15 - 64

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breakfast Mc Rit

Vekk: "Bookah? It's an imaginary monster we use to frighten children. They're big, clumsy creatures with loud, bellowing voices. Not too bright, either."
You: "And humans are like this to you?"
Vekk: "Well, if the bellowing fits."

I love those Asura.

I love and hate all the damn asura.

they have some funny lines but should watch what they say. Calling me a bookah lets see what vekk sounds like when he is flying through the air /punt.

vekks attitude will get him killed, it would be nice to see him back up the trash talk.

Shai Lee

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

Somewhere

02 May 2008 at 16:37 - 65

Karistend Behrisfahr:

"There's an old myth in Cantha that if you give coins to a begger, he might turn you into a beautiful princess and ride off with you into the sunset. Trust me on this one...the morning after is really unpleasant for everyone involved.

Notes:
- begger referred to as male
- Karistend is -male-, getting turned into a beautiful princess? XD

free_fall

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

03 May 2008 at 04:26 - 66

From Wekehsa's reward dialog, Drakes on a Plain quest:

"I mean, only an idiot would fight with a banana. But a pointed stick ... now, that's a weapon."

Rhia

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Mo/Me

03 May 2008 at 05:21 - 67

"Oh ya? Prepare for pure pwnification! Oh noes!"

Fr0zenWind

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2007

03 May 2008 at 05:50 - 68

"Think you can take two at once this time? I bet I can!"
-Timera