Farmers' dream

Woop Shotty

Woop Shotty

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ruthless Mafia [RM]

Mo/

Renew (PvE)
1e, 0c, 5r
All enchantments and item spells on you are reapplied for their original durations. This skill cannot be interrupted.
No attribute.

Also, this skill would have a bug that would go unfixed for at least a year that would cause the renewed enchantments to be lengthened each time by enchantment mods.

Drooling starts now.

If you want to have a fun time with the skill, then post what zones you'd farm, what your hero skill bars would be, and maybe even what henchmen would be worth bringing!

Deathaxe Raizer

Deathaxe Raizer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2007

The Last Pride [EvIL]

In before lock.

How do you want to interrupt something with 0 ct anyway?

poasiods

poasiods

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2008

R/

...what the hell?

blooQkazoo

blooQkazoo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

he's TRYING to be funny.

Koricen

Koricen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2008

[LoA]

He's not very good at it.

Konig Des Todes

Konig Des Todes

Ooo, pretty flower

Join Date: Jan 2008

Citadel of the Decayed

The Archivists' Sanctum [Lore]

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by blooQkazoo
he's TRYING to be funny.
Trying and failing... miserably. Reminds me of Solange, the master of terrible suggestions.

I MP I

I MP I

Hustler

Join Date: Nov 2006

in between GW2 servers

Mo/


Everything is worthless what's the point?

rayd

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2006

No Veo Na [xX]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Deathaxe Raizer
How do you want to interrupt something with 0 ct anyway?
METEOR SHOWER

Woop Shotty

Woop Shotty

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ruthless Mafia [RM]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Deathaxe Raizer
How do you want to interrupt something with 0 ct anyway?
I've seen it. Something about some skills having a very small cast time even when they are supposed to be instant cast. That's why I put it in the description – just in case.

I think you guys are being a little bit rude. Obviously it's not a serious suggestion. It's a skill that you can only dream of having. I think you should either go along with it or cool it, because nothing bad comes from a discussion like this.

Axel Zinfandel

Axel Zinfandel

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Northeastern Ohio

LaZy

P/W

If something has absolutely NO cast time, it makes it a skill (skill type).

Deathaxe Raizer

Deathaxe Raizer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2007

The Last Pride [EvIL]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axel Zinfandel
If something has absolutely NO cast time, it makes it a skill (skill type).
Quoted because I can.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

skill name: irlazy,
e-0 no casting time no recharge time (simply don't need) ah, make it a signet then.

irlazy effect: make all foes on the map drop everything they own/hold/are wearing at the same time, and caster immediately have a bag full of all the loot.

so basically you go out into the map of your choice, case irlazy, then goes back into town and sell. can repeat as many time as you want.

Marverick

Marverick

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2006

R/

Skill: "I Am Your Boss!"
10 energy, 200 recharge, 0s cast.

For 30 minutes, all drops that would be assigned to heroes or henchmen are instead assigned to you.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

so, one must cast "Irlazy" and quickly follow by "I Am Your Boss!"?

qpc

qpc

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2007

Canada.

Reshaping Reality

E/

"Total Pwnage" For 5 minutes anything that enters your aggro bubble instantly dies and makes you run 50% faster. Cast time 30 seconds. Recharge 400 seconds. Energy cost 20. that would be fun

Koricen

Koricen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2008

[LoA]

"I want Ectos!"

5/0/0

Shout. Each enemy within earshot dies and drops one ecto for you.

ShadowsRequiem

ShadowsRequiem

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Inde is Smoking [Hawt] *ToA*

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Koricen
"I want Ectos!"

5/0/0

Shout. Each enemy within earshot dies and drops one ecto for you.
omfg /signed

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Koricen
"I want Ectos!"

5/0/0

Shout. Each enemy within earshot dies and drops one ecto for you.
i will sign this too

Frostnova

Frostnova

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2007

Paladins of Eternal Truth [POET]

R/

Enchantment Spell: Golden Armor
e - 10
0 casting time
0 recharge time
This spell cannot be interrupted. This enchantment cannot be lifted. Everything killed will drop golds items

Widowmaker

Widowmaker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Koricen
"I want Ectos!"

5/0/0

Shout. Each enemy within earshot dies and drops one ecto for you.
/signed

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HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Woop Shotty
I've seen it. Something about some skills having a very small cast time even when they are supposed to be instant cast. That's why I put it in the description – just in case.

I think you guys are being a little bit rude. Obviously it's not a serious suggestion. It's a skill that you can only dream of having. I think you should either go along with it or cool it, because nothing bad comes from a discussion like this.
Gah, not the interupted stance/0s skill discussion again.
Go back to GWOnline

Woop Shotty

Woop Shotty

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ruthless Mafia [RM]

Mo/

Back to GWOnline? I suppose I should feel insulted by that?

You could have over 64 enchantments on you! Haha

blooQkazoo

blooQkazoo

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2008

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Quote:
Originally Posted by Koricen
"I want Ectos!"

5/0/0

Shout. Each enemy within earshot dies and drops one ecto for you.
Ectos will be worth nothing from then on. This will cause major problems in the Guild Wars economy forcing the whole community into a recession. In that case, I'd like to suggest this skill:

"I Want My Tax Refund!"

5/ 1 Time Use Only/0

Shout. Earn 100k instantly for each character on your account.

Shiro's Prophet

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2008

[Crux]

Rt/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Koricen
"I want Ectos!"

5/0/0

Shout. Each enemy within earshot dies and drops one ecto for you.
/signed
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Vilaptca

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Woop Shotty
Obviously it's not a serious suggestion.
Then don't post it here.

This is the suggestion forum, where actual suggestions go, if you want to make joke threads, head to off-topic.