Funniest Thing Someone's Said
Courage!
whats the funniest/dumbest thing someones said to u, i dont actually remember anything.
Koricen
Probably "I'm going to report you!" Man have I heard that one alot.
Don't really remember anything specific said, but I do recall something insanely stupid that I've seen. I was talking to my roommate while he played Warcraft III (DotA
) and he was telling his temamate to go back... but here's what he did. He typed "go back," looked at it for about five seconds, deleted the "k" (so it said "go bac") and then entered it. I wanted to hit him.
Don't really remember anything specific said, but I do recall something insanely stupid that I've seen. I was talking to my roommate while he played Warcraft III (DotA
) and he was telling his temamate to go back... but here's what he did. He typed "go back," looked at it for about five seconds, deleted the "k" (so it said "go bac") and then entered it. I wanted to hit him.
poasiods
Yesterday:
WTS Jade Wind Orbs 2k each
I think he was just clueless though. Some guy probably gave it to him for free.
Today:
In the Frost Gate mission, this Warrior (Wammo) is running into the middle of every mob group we come by. It's relatively harmless seeing all the monsters are low levels at this point in the game. The bonus is rather tough compared to rest of the mission though.
Near the bonus...
Me: (Feels like saying "you're a *****(partial word removed by mod) idiot, stay the hell back.") Hey, don't Leeroy into this one.
Warrior: Okay.
Warrior: I mean...
(Waits 10 seconds while getting pounded on by the mob)
Warrior: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNN NNNSSSSSSSSSS!! (Runs way beyond the reach of the healer. )
Took us (Me doing it while other 4 people messing it up) about 5 minutes to pull the monsters off off his body to rez him.
Everyday:
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
Edit: Oh, funniest... I thought this was for stupidest for some reason... Oh, well, still semi-funny although mostly annoying.
WTS Jade Wind Orbs 2k each
I think he was just clueless though. Some guy probably gave it to him for free.
Today:
In the Frost Gate mission, this Warrior (Wammo) is running into the middle of every mob group we come by. It's relatively harmless seeing all the monsters are low levels at this point in the game. The bonus is rather tough compared to rest of the mission though.
Near the bonus...
Me: (Feels like saying "you're a *****(partial word removed by mod) idiot, stay the hell back.") Hey, don't Leeroy into this one.
Warrior: Okay.
Warrior: I mean...
(Waits 10 seconds while getting pounded on by the mob)
Warrior: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNN NNNSSSSSSSSSS!! (Runs way beyond the reach of the healer. )
Took us (Me doing it while other 4 people messing it up) about 5 minutes to pull the monsters off off his body to rez him.
Everyday:
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
Edit: Oh, funniest... I thought this was for stupidest for some reason... Oh, well, still semi-funny although mostly annoying.
GaaaaaH
mine was an attempted scammer (i had a party search saying WTB 20 ectos 100k):
"The ectos are on my other character, so trade me the 100k and ill switch to it and give you the ectos"
->Ignore list
"The ectos are on my other character, so trade me the 100k and ill switch to it and give you the ectos"
->Ignore list
Luminarus
Funniest thing someone said:
Reyna: Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times.
Still love that one,
But yeah, "Wrong Channel" Quotes are often quite funny, cant think of one now but I know i lolled at one once.
Reyna: Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times.
Still love that one,
But yeah, "Wrong Channel" Quotes are often quite funny, cant think of one now but I know i lolled at one once.
StormDragonZ
This is in the mission Borlis Pass (5th mission in Prophecies if you're clueless where it is...)
Note: I'll be using proper grammar, spelling and punctuation... try to imagine the other warrior messing up every five words.
My Warrior: The bonus is to kill an ice drake.
Other Warrior: No, it's to beat the mission in less than twenty minutes. Wiki says so, newb.
My Warrior: What are you typing into wiki to get that?
Other Warrior: I'm doing the wrong mission...
Other Warrior has left the game.
Note: I'll be using proper grammar, spelling and punctuation... try to imagine the other warrior messing up every five words.
My Warrior: The bonus is to kill an ice drake.
Other Warrior: No, it's to beat the mission in less than twenty minutes. Wiki says so, newb.
My Warrior: What are you typing into wiki to get that?
Other Warrior: I'm doing the wrong mission...
Other Warrior has left the game.
obsidian ectoplasm
I think the dumbest things ive heard are prob in RA
"Omfg noob monk, he doesnt even have rez"
when you totally own someone and they call you a noob..
"Omfg noob monk, he doesnt even have rez"
when you totally own someone and they call you a noob..
Itokaru
"WTF WAS THAT U GAY ELE"
After taking out a sin in ~4 seconds with my water spike.
Still laugh about that when I think about it.
After taking out a sin in ~4 seconds with my water spike.
Still laugh about that when I think about it.
Big_Daddy
On AB's with my MM:
Enemy1: "OMFG, of course you are winning.. Mobbing noobs"
Ally 1: "Well, of course he is mobbing, he is an MM"
Enemy 1: "He is such a noob"
Me: "Well, I did tank you and your group, ALONE!"
:P
Enemy1: "OMFG, of course you are winning.. Mobbing noobs"
Ally 1: "Well, of course he is mobbing, he is an MM"
Enemy 1: "He is such a noob"
Me: "Well, I did tank you and your group, ALONE!"
:P
Mel Jones
People in LA were talking about the prices of mini pets. One guy had a rare pet out and commented how he couldn't afford one after hearing how much it would cost to buy one.
First guy: "How much does that pet cost?"
Second guy: "100K + xx ectos"
First guy: "Wow, I can't afford that"
Second guy: "Yeah, you look poor"
I still laugh when I remember that conversation!
First guy: "How much does that pet cost?"
Second guy: "100K + xx ectos"
First guy: "Wow, I can't afford that"
Second guy: "Yeah, you look poor"
I still laugh when I remember that conversation!
Dr Dimento
Well, the funniest thing that has ever HAPPENED to me was when i was running folks through Nahpui Quarter on my ele.
After i kill the 3rd boss, it was payment time. I charge 4k each since i do it in 12 minutes or so (masters is anything under 25). This one guy did the old "i forgot to get the cash out, i'll pay you after" routine. After considering my options carefully, i did something i'd never done, nor even seen or heard about anyone doing before.....
I made him give me all his armor as collateral, all 5 pieces. Granted, it wasn't any special armor, but it was al60 with insignias and runes and such.....so it was most definitely in his best interest just to pay the 4k.
He gave me my 4k and i gave him his armor back......worked out nicely. It's what i do now in that situation every single time. If they wont give me the armor, i just restart and rerun the others.
It WAS hilarious the first time though, and the rest of the party got a laugh out of it too.
After i kill the 3rd boss, it was payment time. I charge 4k each since i do it in 12 minutes or so (masters is anything under 25). This one guy did the old "i forgot to get the cash out, i'll pay you after" routine. After considering my options carefully, i did something i'd never done, nor even seen or heard about anyone doing before.....
I made him give me all his armor as collateral, all 5 pieces. Granted, it wasn't any special armor, but it was al60 with insignias and runes and such.....so it was most definitely in his best interest just to pay the 4k.
He gave me my 4k and i gave him his armor back......worked out nicely. It's what i do now in that situation every single time. If they wont give me the armor, i just restart and rerun the others.
It WAS hilarious the first time though, and the rest of the party got a laugh out of it too.
Courage!
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Originally Posted by Luminarus
Funniest thing someone said:
Reyna: Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times. Still love that one, But yeah, "Wrong Channel" Quotes are often quite funny, cant think of one now but I know i lolled at one once. |
gerlin
In RA i was monking, but i was talking on my cell phone at the same time. I was still healing and all but not at my best, some dude called me and reported me as a leecher, while i was healing him...
I never have problems with scammers because i never run people anymore, the first time i ran someone he scammed me, a 1k run over ice floe...
I never have problems with scammers because i never run people anymore, the first time i ran someone he scammed me, a 1k run over ice floe...
pamelf
"WTB completed Togo's story."
"You know they're customized right?"
"No they're not you noob."
"i'm pretty sure they are, but even if not you know it's going to take you longer to sit here and try and buy one than it would to just to the mission?"
"How do I do the mission?"
"You do have the Bonus Mission Pack don't you?"
"No, what's that?"
Conversation i had with a guy in Kamadan the other day. I laughed so hard. I only wished i'd taken a screeny...
"You know they're customized right?"
"No they're not you noob."
"i'm pretty sure they are, but even if not you know it's going to take you longer to sit here and try and buy one than it would to just to the mission?"
"How do I do the mission?"
"You do have the Bonus Mission Pack don't you?"
"No, what's that?"
Conversation i had with a guy in Kamadan the other day. I laughed so hard. I only wished i'd taken a screeny...
NuclearDope
AB is good for this type of thing.
Steboy93
'Warriors deal crappy damage'.
I lol'd.
I lol'd.
My Lipgloss is Cool
Physical Damage has no place in highend PvE
Turtle222
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Originally Posted by NuclearDope
AB is good for this type of thing.
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funniest thing i probably heard was:
"OMG ritualist norn armor! take my virginity now you beast!"
definitely did make me laugh
Red Sand
Probably have had funnier, but they'd be inside jokes... but our regular routine one is:
My buddy, to me, team chat in AB:
"Did you bring a rez?"
"Nope"
"Don't worry, I got two."
Someone else, to us, team chat in AB:
"OMFG you stoopid n00b, you don't bring rez to AB"
My buddy, to me, in ventrilo:
"Works every time."
My buddy, to me, team chat in AB:
"Did you bring a rez?"
"Nope"
"Don't worry, I got two."
Someone else, to us, team chat in AB:
"OMFG you stoopid n00b, you don't bring rez to AB"
My buddy, to me, in ventrilo:
"Works every time."
RhanoctJocosa
not said to me, but 'MINDSHOCK, BITCH'
la_cabra_de_vida
My guildie to another: "John is Canadian. He resents that."
enxa
Im playing a female mesmer in RA and get a whisper "your mesmer is sexy. i know that because i am lesbiana (spelled just like that)"
makosi
In a guild a few months back, some members formed a HA team for a laugh. One of them said something along the lines of:
"We're in the hall of herpes."
P & O are too close together.
"We're in the hall of herpes."
P & O are too close together.
Skyy High
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Originally Posted by My Lipgloss is Cool
Physical Damage has no place in highend PvE
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jadedragoon
Was in Ha with some friends and we get this really annoying warr. Now this warr wants to be the caller of which we said no. (we are on vent and he is not). He then says look at my shield which happens to be a tormented shield. We laugh and tell him no again. He then tells us that he has been the leader of 3 sliver rimmed guilds of which we say ebayer *cough* *cough*. We enter and he just charges in and does not listen. Then he leaves. Also he was a complete jerk and he gave us some great jokes. 
Taurucis
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Courage!
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Originally Posted by NuclearDope
AB is good for this type of thing.
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Owik Gall
Someone waiting to fight in AB said, "Press F to target the nearest idiot." That was a joke meant if anybody did press F, then that person really is an idiot. It made me laugh.
savage vapor 33
"So how do you play this?"
Kikuta
Person in local chat: Yeah I know what you mean.
Person in local chat: Sometimes when I get lonely I call my mobile with my home phone and have phone sex with myself.
Person in local chat: OMFG W/C
Rest of local chat: LOL'd!
Person in local chat: Sometimes when I get lonely I call my mobile with my home phone and have phone sex with myself.
Person in local chat: OMFG W/C
Rest of local chat: LOL'd!
RhanoctJocosa
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Originally Posted by la_cabra_de_vida
My guildie to another: "John is Canadian. He resents that."
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fenix
SLIPPERY GROUND BIATCH!
Zebideedee
"Selling Runescape Account!" 
fowlero
Was playing balanced in TA and we came against that lameway SA, wounding strike sin, smiter, covenant setup.
We pressured them down so all their team was low and then they wiped and the wounding strike says:
"noobs, balanced is for lamers"
We pressured them down so all their team was low and then they wiped and the wounding strike says:
"noobs, balanced is for lamers"
take_me
"WTT Mini Water Djinn (me) for Mini Panda (you)"
Rexion
I like to yell in AB all chat just to cause a "disturbance"
"WTF? WHY ISN'T MY URSAN WORKING!!! AND WUT DA HELL??? SUNSPEAR REBIRTH SIGNET IS BROKEN TOO!!!!"
that always gets some notice :]
"WTF? WHY ISN'T MY URSAN WORKING!!! AND WUT DA HELL??? SUNSPEAR REBIRTH SIGNET IS BROKEN TOO!!!!"
that always gets some notice :]
dunky_g
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Originally Posted by Rexion
I like to yell in AB all chat just to cause a "disturbance"
"WTF? WHY ISN'T MY URSAN WORKING!!! AND WUT DA HELL??? SUNSPEAR REBIRTH SIGNET IS BROKEN TOO!!!!" that always gets some notice :] |
Dorvan919
Probably the funniest thing I heard was when we did PvP in team arenas, one of the rangers there said:
"how do i attack??? PLS TELL ME?!"
Just before the match started...it made me lol for 10 mins straight on, in the end, we lost D:.
"how do i attack??? PLS TELL ME?!"
Just before the match started...it made me lol for 10 mins straight on, in the end, we lost D:.
scythefromunder
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Originally Posted by Zebideedee
"Selling Runescape Account!"
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LOLOLOLOL that is a winwin
Tatile
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Originally Posted by dunky_g
But thats not funny.
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