Funniest Thing Someone's Said

whats the funniest/dumbest thing someones said to u, i dont actually remember anything.

Probably "I'm going to report you!" Man have I heard that one alot.

Don't really remember anything specific said, but I do recall something insanely stupid that I've seen. I was talking to my roommate while he played Warcraft III (DotA) and he was telling his temamate to go back... but here's what he did. He typed "go back," looked at it for about five seconds, deleted the "k" (so it said "go bac") and then entered it. I wanted to hit him.

Yesterday:
WTS Jade Wind Orbs 2k each
I think he was just clueless though. Some guy probably gave it to him for free.

Today:
In the Frost Gate mission, this Warrior (Wammo) is running into the middle of every mob group we come by. It's relatively harmless seeing all the monsters are low levels at this point in the game. The bonus is rather tough compared to rest of the mission though.
Near the bonus...
Me: (Feels like saying "you're a *****(partial word removed by mod) idiot, stay the hell back.") Hey, don't Leeroy into this one.
Warrior: Okay.
Warrior: I mean...
(Waits 10 seconds while getting pounded on by the mob)
Warrior: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNN NNNSSSSSSSSSS!! (Runs way beyond the reach of the healer. )
Took us (Me doing it while other 4 people messing it up) about 5 minutes to pull the monsters off off his body to rez him.

Everyday:
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!
I'm Attacking Mursaat Elementalist!

Edit: Oh, funniest... I thought this was for stupidest for some reason... Oh, well, still semi-funny although mostly annoying.

mine was an attempted scammer (i had a party search saying WTB 20 ectos 100k):
"The ectos are on my other character, so trade me the 100k and ill switch to it and give you the ectos"

->Ignore list

Funniest thing someone said:

Reyna: Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times.

Still love that one,

But yeah, "Wrong Channel" Quotes are often quite funny, cant think of one now but I know i lolled at one once.

This is in the mission Borlis Pass (5th mission in Prophecies if you're clueless where it is...)

Note: I'll be using proper grammar, spelling and punctuation... try to imagine the other warrior messing up every five words.

My Warrior: The bonus is to kill an ice drake.
Other Warrior: No, it's to beat the mission in less than twenty minutes. Wiki says so, newb.
My Warrior: What are you typing into wiki to get that?
Other Warrior: I'm doing the wrong mission...

Other Warrior has left the game.

I think the dumbest things ive heard are prob in RA


"Omfg noob monk, he doesnt even have rez"

when you totally own someone and they call you a noob..

"WTF WAS THAT U GAY ELE"

After taking out a sin in ~4 seconds with my water spike.

Still laugh about that when I think about it.

On AB's with my MM:
Enemy1: "OMFG, of course you are winning.. Mobbing noobs"
Ally 1: "Well, of course he is mobbing, he is an MM"
Enemy 1: "He is such a noob"
Me: "Well, I did tank you and your group, ALONE!"

:P

People in LA were talking about the prices of mini pets. One guy had a rare pet out and commented how he couldn't afford one after hearing how much it would cost to buy one.

First guy: "How much does that pet cost?"
Second guy: "100K + xx ectos"
First guy: "Wow, I can't afford that"
Second guy: "Yeah, you look poor"

I still laugh when I remember that conversation!

Well, the funniest thing that has ever HAPPENED to me was when i was running folks through Nahpui Quarter on my ele.

After i kill the 3rd boss, it was payment time. I charge 4k each since i do it in 12 minutes or so (masters is anything under 25). This one guy did the old "i forgot to get the cash out, i'll pay you after" routine. After considering my options carefully, i did something i'd never done, nor even seen or heard about anyone doing before.....

I made him give me all his armor as collateral, all 5 pieces. Granted, it wasn't any special armor, but it was al60 with insignias and runes and such.....so it was most definitely in his best interest just to pay the 4k.

He gave me my 4k and i gave him his armor back......worked out nicely. It's what i do now in that situation every single time. If they wont give me the armor, i just restart and rerun the others.

It WAS hilarious the first time though, and the rest of the party got a laugh out of it too.

yeh that was a good reason to finish proph again, i also was one of those wrong chat people, i was messing around with one of my guildies and i accidentally typd in all chat "i love you so why dont you come over here and kiss me" good times, good times hmmm not really.

In RA i was monking, but i was talking on my cell phone at the same time. I was still healing and all but not at my best, some dude called me and reported me as a leecher, while i was healing him...
I never have problems with scammers because i never run people anymore, the first time i ran someone he scammed me, a 1k run over ice floe...

"WTB completed Togo's story."
"You know they're customized right?"
"No they're not you noob."
"i'm pretty sure they are, but even if not you know it's going to take you longer to sit here and try and buy one than it would to just to the mission?"
"How do I do the mission?"
"You do have the Bonus Mission Pack don't you?"
"No, what's that?"

Conversation i had with a guy in Kamadan the other day. I laughed so hard. I only wished i'd taken a screeny...

AB is good for this type of thing.

'Warriors deal crappy damage'.

I lol'd.

Physical Damage has no place in highend PvE

hah you win this thread.

funniest thing i probably heard was:

"OMG ritualist norn armor! take my virginity now you beast!"

definitely did make me laugh

Probably have had funnier, but they'd be inside jokes... but our regular routine one is:

My buddy, to me, team chat in AB:

"Did you bring a rez?"
"Nope"
"Don't worry, I got two."

Someone else, to us, team chat in AB:

"OMFG you stoopid n00b, you don't bring rez to AB"

My buddy, to me, in ventrilo:

"Works every time."

not said to me, but 'MINDSHOCK, BITCH'