funny build

Tender Care

Tender Care

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2008

Blackwater Park

MpF

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Well peeps i saw a video on youtube where a dervish was farming in Plains of Jarin, just outside Kamadan in HM and as i did it also i did not wonder too much. I watched the video and really laughed out at the build that was really funny...i tried it out on my derv and it was really easy and fast.

the equipment: any weapon modded for caster, -50hp grim chesta

the build: [mirage cloak] [pious restoration] [protective spirit] [mystic regeneration] [shield of absorption] [radiation field] [balthazar's spirit] [essence bond]

The attributes: 16 in earth prayers
12 protective prayers
the rest in wind prayers even if it's not needed as you only need pious restoration to lose an enchantment.

The usage: get out from the Sunspear Great Hall, approach the group of Nephilas which are ranger and let them kill you!! you will respwan in front of the Sunspear great hall with 8hp!!
Cast [essence bond] [balthazar's spirit] and approach the group again, this time with [protective spirit] and [mystic regeneration]. As you only have 8hp they will do only 1dmg per hit which you recover so fast that you don't even take dmg actually....
Let them aggroo and go in the middle always bonded with prot spirit and regen. Cast: [radiation field] then [mirage cloak] followed by [pious restoration] which make you lose [mirage cloak] that will deal dmg to all foes nearby and they will take 34 ebon dmg. Go on recasting [radiation field] followed by [mirage cloak] and [pious restoration] : they will die in 1 minute or less.

Go round the Plains of Jarin looking for groups of insects, which can be Nephilas, termites (wars) and preying lance (para) or skales which can dervishes, wars or necros....use the same tactic but REMEMBER THAT YOU WILL RECOVER DP REALLY QUICKLY SO YOU HEALTH WILL GO BACK TO 80HP AND YOU CANNOT TAKE MORE THAN 3 MOBS COS THEY WILL KILL YOU.
So: die another time and go for another group...
KEEP AWAY FROM PLANTS AND MANDRAGORS: mandragors use [barbed signet] which is a signet and [protective spirit] can't do nothing against signets so you will take normal dmg which will kill you

Drops: i've dropped many golds and purples in Plains of Jarin, many tomes (ranger, war, para, mesmer*, ele*)....some rare weapons like fiery/icy blade axes, 1/2k per run and all the shyt you can sell to merchant and get like 1/2k with full inventory.

*ele and mesmer tomes with Vow of Silence build which is totally different from this

milkflopance

milkflopance

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

England

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tender Care
mandragors use [barbed signet] which is a signet and [protective spirit] can't do nothing against signets so you will take normal dmg
No, it has nothing to do with it being a signet. It's because life stealing (which barbed signet does) isn't considered damage, and will go through [protective spirit].

Quote:
Drops: i've dropped many golds and purples in Plains of Jarin You should probably hold onto them.

Hodgie

Hodgie

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2006

On A Chair

Rise Of Corruption

Mo/

lol there are much better builds for this, 330hp rit and that ranger build ^^ to name 2.

Tender Care

Tender Care

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2008

Blackwater Park

MpF

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Quote:
Originally Posted by milkflopance
No, it has nothing to do with it being a signet. It's because life stealing (which barbed signet does) isn't considered damage, and will go through [protective spirit].



You should probably hold onto them. Lol.....i wanted to say: they dropped

BTW, it's not only about life stealing cos [vampiric gaze] it's also life stealing but as it is a spell prot spirit still works...well...so i think...

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

No, lifestealing goes through all forms of protection. A VwK rit or Whirling defense ranger would do this a lot faster, the only damage is really expensive- 15 energy every 4 seconds or more, and degen coming from another 15e skill.

Tender Care

Tender Care

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2008

Blackwater Park

MpF

P/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need
No, lifestealing goes through all forms of protection. A VwK rit or Whirling defense ranger would do this a lot faster, the only damage is really expensive- 15 energy every 4 seconds or more, and degen coming from another 15e skill. 1)when you aggroo a group of 15 mobs you don't have energy problems...and as your have a grim chesta and caster weapon u are supposed to have at least 40 energy.

2) as the title says this is a funny build...i did not say you can solo the UW with that.....