crazy RA stories

N1ghtstalker

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

i do wonder what a war needs [mighty was vorizun] for

Evilreintje

Evilreintje

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2007

oh he was using Pain as well tiny little spirit xD
forgot to screenshot the ranger I saw yesterday, lvl 7 Flesh Golem omg >_<

NoXiFy

NoXiFy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

★☆٭Ńēŵ~ŶờЯК٭☆★

The Benecia Renovatio [RenO]

Mo/Me

When I saw my warrior use meteor shower.... I quit the game for about a week. I was like HOW THE F%*# DID HE EVEN CAST THAT? ITS 25ENERGY!

garethporlest18

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

I fought a sin this morning/last night that was named Naruto (not exact name for rule purposes, but that was in it) and was using Deathly Swarm and Vamp Gaze that did 32 damage.

Then I was playing on my mesmer and did pretty well. Signet of Midnighted some warrior can got called a bastard, stayed alive with 80 health till the rit could heal me, just using what I could.

I also want to mention I ran into Flesh Golem 2 or 3 times as well.

dilan155

dilan155

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2007

living room

N/

i met a new monk like yesterday, this one used flare, firestorm, and get this lava front. ofc a monk do need some protection.

Lady Raenef

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

I used Mending once on my warrior to have a laugh but no one even called me a noob. I was sad.

HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

Another new one...

This I've never seen before. So I'm in a team with a monk, and the monk dies in a few seconds. A few of us suggest him to use some prot. He then tells us... "oh crap, I forgot my armor." At first, I thought he meant he was wearing a 55 set (which I have seen before). No... he was wearing no armor. He had 0AL. We told him to leave. He didn't.

And we still got a glad point. Sadness.

RigelVii

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2008

The screenshot will say enough:

http://i25.tinypic.com/afebgh.jpg

Sir Seifus Halbred

Sir Seifus Halbred

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by HawkofStorms
Another new one...

This I've never seen before. So I'm in a team with a monk, and the monk dies in a few seconds. A few of us suggest him to use some prot. He then tells us... "oh crap, I forgot my armor." At first, I thought he meant he was wearing a 55 set (which I have seen before). No... he was wearing no armor. He had 0AL. We told him to leave. He didn't.

And we still got a glad point. Sadness.
Err couldn't you tell he had no armor on? Not that hard to tell....

Backup Benchwarmer

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Mar 2008

The Gear Trick [GEAR]

R/

I've been in a RA team in which the monk didn't heal a teammate and me because we said "gl hf" to the opposing team before each battle (we kept doing it, and he continued to get mad). He declared that we were "friends with the enemy" and since he couldn't heal the enemies, he couldn't heal us. He was a horrible monk anyway, but somehow we still managed to win 9 matches

dilan155

dilan155

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2007

living room

N/

lol no sportsmanship in many players nowadays

the Puppeteer

the Puppeteer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by RigelVii
The screenshot will say enough:

http://i25.tinypic.com/afebgh.jpg
now thats funny

HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Seifus Halbred
Err couldn't you tell he had no armor on? Not that hard to tell....
At first glance I just thought he had tattoo armor on.

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

none of you have ever met warriors who sneak around with a bow ?? I met quite a few lately. Comes with spirit and all ...

payne

payne

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2007

england (currently located on the south coast)

R/

lvl4 pet on a mo/r nuff said

FreelanceAstronaut

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2008

today in ra I saw a P & H, prot bond, life bond, blessed signet monk. o, and yes, he bonded EVERYONE with his prot bond and thought P & H and blessed signet could cancel out the nrg.

FlamingMetroid

FlamingMetroid

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

standing on your last control point, while the rest of your team is to busy killing mine

The Luminaries [Lumi]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Raenef
I used Mending once on my warrior to have a laugh but no one even called me a noob. I was sad.
I did that recently as well, no one called me out on it either :|
In fact, in one try, I got 8 wins with it

N1ghtstalker

N1ghtstalker

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2007

E/

today in RA we were a casual set up of me the usual burning arrow ranger, a D/Mo healer, a war and a necro
the other team had a mesmer, a monk healer and some others
the necro of our team died instantly and left and we still won from the other team with 3 vs 4
our D/Mo healer was actually better then the other team's monk?

fireflyry

fireflyry

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2007

New Zealand

A/D

I used to RA on my Warrior a lot which was fun but my general experience on my Sin as of late has usually been one of two central themes:

1.Pick target.
2.Gank target.
3.Get wisped by target with "F**k u nub sin!!11!!"
4.Get wisped by target with "F**k u nub sin!!11!!"
5.Get wisped by target with "F**k u nub sin!!11!!"
6.Get wisped by target with "F**k u nub sin!!11!!"
7.Get wisped by target with "F**k u nub sin!!11!!"
8.Attempt to add target to my ignore list before realizing it's full after an hour in RA.

or...

1.Pick target
2.Watch my team pull off a stellar "Leroy Jenkins!!11!!" impersonation.
3.Team chat:Rez me Sin!!11!!
4.Team chat:No Rez me Sin!!11!!
5.Team chat:Rezrezrezrez!!!!!!
6.Get mobbed.
7.Get wisped by former team-mate with "F**k u nub sin!!11!!"
8.Get wisped by former team-mate with "F**k u nub sin!!11!!"
9.Get wisped by former team-mate with "F**k u nub sin!!11!!"
10.Attempt to add former team-mate to my ignore list before realizing it's full after an hour in RA.

RA ftw!!11!!

Makan

Makan

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2008

W/E

All monks were healers...To be honest it was quite challenging, but we managed to get 10 wins.

HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by pumpkin pie
none of you have ever met warriors who sneak around with a bow ?? I met quite a few lately. Comes with spirit and all ...
A lot of warriors do that to build up adrenaline before charging in at range and switching to a melee weapon. If that's the case, that isn't noob at all, but actually really advanced tactics used in GvG a lot.

Now if he was actually using ranger attack skills, etc... then yeah that's sad

Sarevok Thordin

Sarevok Thordin

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Scotland

W/N

Sins using Frenzy.

Yes, it happens and yes I do love the 3 digit damage that my hammer does to them.

UPDATE: It happened again, this time it was a sin using among other things, Frenzy, SigoJ, Falling Spider and the usual crap. Upon wrecking his team he proceeded to dash and shadow walk around trash talking. Upon death my whisper box was flooded with "I OWN U" etc. He even went to make bold claims like "I COULD SOLO UR HOLE TEAM!". Well, he tried when the timer was about to run out, guess what happened then?

wick

wick

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

Warrior Nation

Mo/Me

2 Hours in RA as a Me/A with 3 people on my team dead, the entire enemy team alive running around with dash, and shadow of haste. They could never catch me so we all danced in a circle. Everytime they *Tried* to spike me, I ran away... When I was bored, I finally suicided allowing them to kill me.

Riotgear

Riotgear

has 3 pips of HP regen.

Join Date: Aug 2006

The Objective Is More [Cash]

W/

If you think RA is bad, you need to go to Aspenwood or AB for a while:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Riotgear




















Same person in all three of these:


And the winner.....

dont feel no pain

dont feel no pain

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Uk,Wales

Hmmm ok:

The Hacker
In my early days of RA (2005) my regen from mending (yes mending XD) was mistaken for regen hacking.....

The Hexer
Warrior Pm's me a load of crap for casting insideous parasite on him while he killed himself ... while attacking me ...WHILE WEAKENED.....

The Tank
Crazed Earth Tank decides to give me a load of pm abusement after I used rend enchantments on him.

Many more to come if i can remember....

Sarevok Thordin

Sarevok Thordin

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Scotland

W/N

16 wins in RA without a monk class or secondary.

N/Rts are kinda cool.

Franco Power

Franco Power

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2006

UK

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by freelancer604
He said leet PVE players... LOLOL i don't even know why thats so funny but it is.
I found it more funny he thinks RA is where the high PvP skill level is at, it's like comparing Pre-Searing to EOTN HM.

- bad players telling other bad players they are bad
- players using bad builds telling other players they have a bad build
- too dumb players to realise that someone with Unwielding Aura, or only 3 skills is clearly just screwing with you and not actually serious

^this thread

moko

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

so i got this really crazy ra story, i know it's hard to believe

so i zone to ra english one

AND NOBODY WAS TALKING CRAP

incredible, isn't it? craziest thing in GW IMO.

GourangaPizza

GourangaPizza

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2006

R/W

^ I zone into euro ra english one yesterday, and the first message i see in local chat is "I hump the wall"

miskav

miskav

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

None

Mo/

Gouranga, that's standard lol.

Sarevok Thordin

Sarevok Thordin

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Scotland

W/N

If you count waiting rooms into it...
I guess all the religion debates >_>

Nemo the Capitalist

Nemo the Capitalist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Trust me you dont want to know my Chasms of Despair

Zaishen Brotherhood

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by poasiods
Same old same old.

1. Go to RA.
2. Meet an ass who thinks he's the shit.
3. Lose. The shit picks someone to blame.
4. It's you.
5. The ass calls you colorful names after the loss.
6. The ass whispers you colorful names after the match.
7. You whisper and tell him to shut the hell up.
8. The ass floods you with more names and puts you on ignore list.

WElcome to the Wonderful world of PvP IMBAS

Nemo the Capitalist

Nemo the Capitalist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Trust me you dont want to know my Chasms of Despair

Zaishen Brotherhood

N/Me

leet bars i love RA most fun place for bad bars and fun times :P

I Jonas I

I Jonas I

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2008

I D shotted D shot one time. hehe.

dilan155

dilan155

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2007

living room

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by moko
so i got this really crazy ra story, i know it's hard to believe

so i zone to ra english one

AND NOBODY WAS TALKING CRAP

incredible, isn't it? craziest thing in GW IMO.
LIAR!!!! not possible, theres always something going on, whether its sex, religion, porn, QQ ing etc

Riotgear

Riotgear

has 3 pips of HP regen.

Join Date: Aug 2006

The Objective Is More [Cash]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by moko
so i got this really crazy ra story, i know it's hard to believe

so i zone to ra english one

AND NOBODY WAS TALKING CRAP

incredible, isn't it? craziest thing in GW IMO.
Screenshots or gtfo, troll.

Chris37320

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2007

Soldiers Of Shadowsssssssssssss (ssss)

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tze
I allways thought that using [skill]"Charge"[/skill] in RA was a joke. Saw a couple of guys using it and laughed. Is that a waste of an elite skill or not?
Waste of an elite skill? How is 33% unconditional speed buff not good its amazing your whole team is pretty much untouchable if you can kite, your frontline moves faster so really there is not kiting away from them. Most ridiculous thing I have ever seen some one say.

moko

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Riotgear
Screenshots or gtfo, troll.
how can one screenshot silence :'(

miskav

miskav

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

None

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris37320
Waste of an elite skill? How is 33% unconditional speed buff not good its amazing your whole team is pretty much untouchable if you can kite, your frontline moves faster so really there is not kiting away from them. Most ridiculous thing I have ever seen some one say.
Sad thing is, I can't see if you're sarcastic or not.

Kamakazi112

Kamakazi112

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2008

W/

Monk with Firestorm..and only fire spells
Wammo trying to be a monk insisting that warriors are better at healing than monks cause they have higher armor.
A ss
and me just being air ele

really fun we just died..