Dear Guild Wars,
I remember when we were both 18 and young, and you were oh so beautiful. You and me had some wild times in the bedroom and out. Remember gale lock? Yeah who doesn't...
But as things went on, you started to age and wear down. Your once explosive personality, with a wide range of emotions such as boon prot, cripshot, shock axe, final thrust sword wars, hammer wars, air spike, and such have gone away. I find you to be a shadow of your former self as you aged, as you soon tried new things like "AoD sins" and "spirit spam". What happened to you? ;(
And then you cheated on me with the mailman, and he taught you "tree" and "paragon holding". I do not like to be held that way, ma'am! But yet you kept doing it, as you kept getting older...and the emotions I grew to love turned to sinsplit, dervsmite, incoming holding, shatter sins, goth spike, blood spike, r-spike, rit-spike, shitway, spiritway...:/. You've become a harsh mistress, Guild Wars, and even after you cheated on the mailman...and the guy who took your groceries out for you...and a senator of our state...and the guy who runs the post office...I find myself unable to leave you, even if you've become an old woman, who has lost all her personality. You broke my heart and I still find myself unwilling to give myself to any other woman...;(
Why did you have to turn out this way...