Most Horrific/Unappealing Profession

Nightow

Nightow

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Kindred Order of Souls [KOS]



Out of all of them, I'd say #3 and 4 are the least wasted.

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightow
Out of all of them, I'd say #3 and 4 are the least wasted.
I'm a proud owner of #3. I'll admit, it does look a hell of a lot worse in low resolution.

Nightow

Nightow

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Kindred Order of Souls [KOS]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove
I'm a proud owner of #3. I'll admit, it does look a hell of a lot worse in low resolution.
Well, since we're in confession mode here... I'll admit made a male rit because of the whole "wasted look" business.

eeks

eeks

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Sydney, Australia

Lubricated Volcano Love [Club]

Rt/Mo

#5 looks decent with the lightest skintone, as it hides the heavy eyeshadow. #7 on the other hand... Dear God.

Sir Seifus Halbred

Sir Seifus Halbred

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

My rit's face and that skin tone is #5 and I don't see anything wrong with it. I wanted my Rit to look Asian (even the name is a true Chinese name) and I feel #5 is the only Asian looking face.

theblackmage

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightow
Well, since we're in confession mode here... I'll admit made a male rit because of the whole "wasted look" business.
What?!? How is making a male rit something to make confessions about? IMO this armor just screams badass (maybe not the bling, but whatever).

Lady Raenef

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xx_Sorin_xX
You actually think every guy over 15 drools and ogles over pixelated boobs? What a narrow mindset you must have.
Out of the many males playing females, I've found that about only ten or so have actually been real females. Vent, ftw.

Male warriors and monks are ugly. Girls rox my s0x.

Nightow

Nightow

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Kindred Order of Souls [KOS]

Quote:
Originally Posted by theblackmage
What?!? How is making a male rit something to make confessions about? IMO this armor just screams badass (maybe not the bling, but whatever).

lol, CHILL! I'm saying male rits are bad ass (maybe not kurz armor but you get the idea) but initially, I made him a male due to the wasted looks of most female rit faces.

Magikarp

Magikarp

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2007

[HAWK]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Seifus Halbred
My rit's face and that skin tone is #5 and I don't see anything wrong with it. I wanted my Rit to look Asian (even the name is a true Chinese name) and I feel #5 is the only Asian looking face.
i would say 1,3,5, and 6 are all quite asian, and really, all of them could be asian, seeing as the term asian encompasses a huge group of varying people.

and yes.. 8 is nasty. its that "i want you baby" look.. that kinda backfired lol. a lot of the female ele faces are kinda like that.

Sir Seifus Halbred

Sir Seifus Halbred

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Magikarp
i would say 1,3,5, and 6 are all quite asian, and really, all of them could be asian, seeing as the term asian encompasses a huge group of varying people.

and yes.. 8 is nasty. its that "i want you baby" look.. that kinda backfired lol. a lot of the female ele faces are kinda like that.
True but I liked #5 the best. So why pick one of the others?

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by theblackmage
What?!? How is making a male rit something to make confessions about? IMO this armor just screams badass (maybe not the bling, but whatever).
That armor screams "I'm wearing a black spandex bodysuit and a lampshade".

Nightow

Nightow

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

Kindred Order of Souls [KOS]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove
That armor screams "I'm wearing a black spandex bodysuit and a lampshade".
lol, agreed. Male Asuran w/ tinted shades FTW!

Keero89

Keero89

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

Fairbanks, Alaska

Me/Mo

Male Necroes just look nerdy. I don't have a problem with Paragons, I think the armor looks fairly cool. Wings and such. Male Mesmers do look tacky, same with Sins and Monks. I HATE how Rangers hair looks. Always tacky.

theblackmage

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove
That armor screams "I'm wearing a black spandex bodysuit and a lampshade".
To each his own, I suppose, but I hadn't thought of that being spandex. I've always thought of it as just heavy duty body tattoos. Hopefully I can get your thought out of my head before I log onto my rit again.

Dr Strangelove

Dr Strangelove

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2005

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

[HOTR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by theblackmage
To each his own, I suppose, but I hadn't thought of that being spandex. I've always thought of it as just heavy duty body tattoos. Hopefully I can get your thought out of my head before I log onto my rit again.
Hey, if I saw a guy in a spandex bodysuit, lampshade, and covered in jewelry, I definitely wouldn't mess with him. Hell, I'd stay as far away from him as possible.

glacialphoenix

glacialphoenix

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2008

Singapore

Royal Order of Flying Lemmings [ROFL]

Mo/

Quote:
My rit's face and that skin tone is #5 and I don't see anything wrong with it. I wanted my Rit to look Asian (even the name is a true Chinese name) and I feel #5 is the only Asian looking face.
Well, technically they could all be Asian, but Cantha's more based off Chinese/Japanese - I say culture - considering Cantha New Year is Chinese New Year. Of the lot, I'd definitely say that #5 fits the Canthan look best, especially if you consider what the other Canthan characters (PCs and NPCs both) look like.

fireflyry

fireflyry

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2007

New Zealand

A/D

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove
Hey, if I saw a guy in a spandex bodysuit, lampshade, and covered in jewelry, I definitely wouldn't mess with him. Hell, I'd stay as far away from him as possible.
Quoted for lol factor.

Lady Raenef

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by glacialphoenix
I'd definitely say that #5 fits the Canthan look best, especially if you consider what the other Canthan characters (PCs and NPCs both) look like.
Number 4 is the best.

A11Eur0

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2005

W/

male eles. Male mesmers are alright. Female mesmers only have a few good faces...the rest all remind me of my grade school teachers.

male necros can be awesome looking if you choose wisely. Most don't.

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Female Prophecies monks - failed DNA splicing project involving humans and mice.
Male monks (any campaigns) - bulky and ugly.
Male Dervishes - just look at them
Female Elonian Mesmers - paper bag that way --------->
Male Warriors - to quote George Carlin - "The macho ***holes."
Male Assassins - lol narutotards
Female Prophecies elementalists - ugly
Most Prophecies faces - need graphics update
Most Nightfall faces - look good with dark skin as they were designed, shame is most players make them light-skinned and it just looks terrible.

garethporlest18

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Washi
Your warrior is wearing glasses... How can you think it's not bad? It's terrible.
Yeah but his mesmer looks like a japanese pop singer, all women go totally squeely fan gurl over those guys, so he wins there.

Oh and it's bulk, not fat on male warriors. Oh and my warrior is so hot, that when I go into towns, all the female characters get pulled to me. Then a random dance party starts in and I'm the only guy. Even female characters not in that town, get sent to that district. I'm so hot I have that effect on the server.

Oh and I have to edit in a big LOLOLOLOL @ the 7th face on that Ritualist picture. Always makes me roll. Why the hell did they make her so damned ugly? Loooooooooool. I suppose I should ask them the same about my monk's hair style, why even make it?!

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by garethporlest18

Oh and it's bulk, not fat on male warriors. Oh and my warrior is so hot, that when I go into towns, all the female characters get pulled to me. Then a random dance party starts in and I'm the only guy. Even female characters not in that town, get sent to that district. I'm so hot I have that effect on the server.
More accurate version - he stands around in Shing Jea Monastery, slightly apart from, and facing towards, the group of dancers. AFK? Or watching?

(I don't know if he does this all the time, but he's often there when I stop by.)

Little Shenanigan

Little Shenanigan

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

faces from nightfall are creepy. they seem to have glazed over eyes, and the lips on some of the females are just weird.

female rits look as though they just got hit in the face with a baseball bat, imo.

Lady Raenef

Lady Raenef

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2007

Oregon, USA.

Zero Mercy [zm]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
Female Elonian Mesmers - paper bag that way --------->
Female Prophecies elementalists - ugly
Most Prophecies faces - need graphics update
Funny thing is, all my female mesmers are Elonian as Cantha and Prophecies have HIDEOUS faces. I only use Prophecies for female elementalists as again, the others are hideous and I agree. A lot of prophecies faces should be revamped. Look at the female mesmers from prophecies. Worst faces in the game.

garethporlest18

garethporlest18

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

[HiDe]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
More accurate version - he stands around in Shing Jea Monastery, slightly apart from, and facing towards, the group of dancers. AFK? Or watching?

(I don't know if he does this all the time, but he's often there when I stop by.)
Well it's practically the same thing! Also for the past 3 weeks if I've been there I'm pretty much afk. I'll log on and hop on my 360.

Rothan Celt

Rothan Celt

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2008

Aura

Mo/R

Canthan Eles/necros
male monks in general
most warrior prop looks are weird

Pretty much any white char from NF ends up looking weird


Assassins are bluuuuurg

Female prop necros icky

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by garethporlest18
Well it's practically the same thing! Also for the past 3 weeks if I've been there I'm pretty much afk. I'll log on and hop on my 360.
Hehe, that's been the main thing I do in Guild Wars as well.

Seems to me like most of my Gw hours lately have been with the game minimized and various forums open :P

wtfisgoingon

Banned

Join Date: Jun 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by theblackmage
What?!? How is making a male rit something to make confessions about? IMO this armor just screams badass (maybe not the bling, but whatever).
what?? i dont get why everyone likes that ugly kurzick armor on their rits.. really...

fow rit is probably the most amazing armor in gw

zamial

zamial

Site Contributor

Join Date: Apr 2006

Usa

TKC

N/

I can not believe this has not been mentioned yet.

ANY female ele in FOW = neck stretcy fail.

it is uncommon to see but they are out there.

also,

Rangers with bundles of sticks strapped to them.......

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by wtfisgoingon
what?? i dont get why everyone likes that ugly kurzick armor on their rits.. really...

fow rit is probably the most amazing armor in gw
Because Ritualist Elite Kurzick looks awesome

HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by wtfisgoingon
what?? i dont get why everyone likes that ugly kurzick armor on their rits.. really...

fow rit is probably the most amazing armor in gw
Because deep down, everybody wants to be black.

wesman

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2008

Order Of the Pheonix

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by zamial
also,

Rangers with bundles of sticks strapped to them.......
Its for camouflage

speaking of which it must be really hot for those poor dervs running around the Crystal Desert in full robes

btw glasses on a warrior I loled... not that they look bad but can you imagine
Ally: Woh dude watch were you swing that thing its sharp!
War: sorry my glasses fogged up
Ally:

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by wesman
speaking of which it must be really hot for those poor dervs running around the Crystal Desert in full robes
:
Oh yeah? What about us warriors baking in our armor?

wesman

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2008

Order Of the Pheonix

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taurucis
Oh yeah? What about us warriors baking in our armor?
hehe you have a point there... although wars always have the gladiator armor at their disposal. This is were I could see the paras happily chucking their spears in slightly more breathable armor, all the while chuckling at their friend running around in elite black dyed kurz armor. can anyone say HOT, they aught to have a speed penalty just for wearing it

thral

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2007

W/

*points at male monk hair* I made mine in a hurry and lolled so much that by the time i stopped he was lv20 and i didint wanna delete him, then i lolled some more. Seriously....male monks o_O they have a hunchback and theyre hairstyles are messed up. *looks at his with hunchback and long blond hair*
:').

Second...giant warriors, every time they point and laugh at mine im laughing behind the screen at them cause theyre 2x as big as npc's.

edit: on second thought second place goes to female rits, :') now I know why they wear a mask over their face.

illidan009

illidan009

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2008

Volterra, Italy

A/

WTF are you guys kidding me? Who needs a FACE on a sin when you got an awesome mask??!!! And Rits don't look that bad either...its those ugly ass male warriors...except in a few types of armor looks FAT AND UGLY GTFOOOO!!!
Male Paragons slightly disturbing as well

Ebony Shadowheart

Ebony Shadowheart

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2006

USA

SSW

E/

I think ever class, every gender, every game has a lot of bad combos in general. I tend to stay away from everything male. Just eek.

There are a few good ones I like, there is one rit female face I like, but the rest sort of bite.

I'm not fond of sins. Just terrible combos there. Some of the hair styles are ok, but all of the faces are just....wow.

Most of the NF faces in general are terrible. I can find maybe one combo for ele, para, and derv (female) that I like. I can't stand any of the female monk combos. The hair just bites.

komma

komma

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

None

N/

redundant arguing over personal tastes ftw!!

pumpkin pie

pumpkin pie

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jul 2006

behind you

bumble bee

E/

just realise that all the characters faces are the same with different skins
[IMG][/IMG]

see, only the texture are different. what do you think ?? I think this is why we cannot customise the face too much, because its all only textures difference, not something where you can change say the face to a rounder one or a more square face ....

eeks

eeks

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

Sydney, Australia

Lubricated Volcano Love [Club]

Rt/Mo

I don't believe my femme prophecies necro, male prophecies ele or nightfall mesmer look too bad. I believe they were all disgraced in the topic.

Then again, I'm one of the semi-feminine man loving girls garethporlest18 mentioned. Daniel Johns look-alikes in games are kind of pushing it, though.

It's all obviously personal taste in here, anyway.

Sure, I have to look at the last one on angle for him to look decent.. Which kind of blows, but that's not the point!

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Also, I believe some of the face meshes for female warriors are different in Prophecies, Pumpkin? You do have a point, though.