In game chat converter option.

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Kumu Honua
Kumu Honua
Jungle Guide
#1
d00d! r u rly gonna run me to droks fer free?!?

*BZZT* HORRIBLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR DETECTED. SCRUBBERS ENGAGED! *BZZT*

d00d = Verily good sir
r = are
u = you
rly = really
gonna = going to
fer = for
?!? = ?

*BZZT* SCRUBBING COMPLETE. INSERTING NON-IRRITATING VERSION! *BZZT*

Verily good sir! Are you really going to run me to droks for free?

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Simple concept. This forum uses it for it's swear filter. We know it as GORED.

I for one would like the *optional* choice to run text through a filter of common horrible intentional mangling of the language.

Just a random thought that came to me from a forum that does this.
Shursh
Shursh
Lion's Arch Merchant
#2
good idea i guess, but 10 ectos says they come up with new and more horrible ways to mangle the english language.
j
jiggles
Desert Nomad
#3
Explain how GORED is the filter, when quite obviously RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO is.

GO RED ENGINE.

Also no, that idea sucks there are hundreds of different things id rather anet did, yu dont like how people talk turn off local / ignore list em.
Ferret Deathsquad
Ferret Deathsquad
Lion's Arch Merchant
#4
I just ingore anything that EVEN looks like that.
Solas
Solas
Desert Nomad
#5
I would love to see that ingame
doubt it will happen but would make trips to LA a bit more humoros
SirNazron
SirNazron
Frost Gate Guardian
#6
Ehh, what does RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO even mean, I have seen it used so many times and everytime im baffeled, trying to figure it out.
H
Harvester of Sorrows
Academy Page
#7
A better solution, in my opinion would be a limitless ignore list. =p
zelgadissan
zelgadissan
Forge Runner
#8
Quote:
Originally Posted by SirNazron
Ehh, what does RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO even mean
Try posting everybody's favorite four letter f word and see what Guru posts.

Anyway, this is the main reason why unless I'm specifically trying to buy or sell something I stay in international districts. Less annoying people. I wish this exact filter existed, mainly for "verily good sir", but there's so many stupid people coming up with so many stupid ways to talk that we'd never catch them all.

I guess /signed?
MithranArkanere
MithranArkanere
Underworld Spelunker
#9
I just ignore those lines.
I don't need to convert them, they are not text for me, just gibberish.
Elder III
Elder III
Furnace Stoker
#10
it's called the degredation of modern society and the youth of the nation... for better or for worse that is where we are at...

*not I select the "for worse" option*
K
Kanyatta
Forge Runner
#11
Like AutoCorrect in MS Word? I like it. Only thing is, in the OP, I'd switch "droks" (and "dorks" for that matter, incessant morons...) to 'Droknar's Forge'.

/signed, if you couldn't tell
JupiterStarWarrior
JupiterStarWarrior
Lion's Arch Merchant
#12
Oh, my! I just laughed myself silly with this! Just for the laughs, I'll sign to it!






And the "f-word" is filtered through the forums as RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO. Once I understood that, I became amused by its inception to any post! ^_^
Tearz1993
Tearz1993
Wilds Pathfinder
#13
GLF are9+ RC!

Probably needs something to keep this from happening in HA lol.
Z
Zahr Dalsk
Grotto Attendant
#14
Either an unlimited ignore list or a report option for sloppy language.
HawkofStorms
HawkofStorms
Hall Hero
#15
This can't be a serious suggestion. I mean, its not possible to "translate" stuff like that. Heck, its hard enough to translate real languages with a computer algoritum (babblefish anybody?).
L
Lycan Nibbler
Forge Runner
#16
haha anet cant even keep up with bugs let alone the latest "speak"..
K
Kanyatta
Forge Runner
#17
Quote:
Originally Posted by HawkofStorms
This can't be a serious suggestion. I mean, its not possible to "translate" stuff like that. Heck, its hard enough to translate real languages with a computer algoritum (babblefish anybody?).
Ummm................................. LOLWUT?

Have you ever used Microsoft Word? Just do it manually, it wouldn't be done by Guild Wars.
Aera Lure
Aera Lure
Desert Nomad
#18
lol

Its like the opposite of the Swedish Chef. I love this idea. Usually I just ignore anyone that talks like that and go on my merry way, but this idea is so creative I must sign it, even though I cannot see it being implemented.

/sign
T
Turbobusa
Forge Runner
#19
Grammar Wars.
Detect 5 more typos to appear smart in front of people.
reward: Mercyless Keyboard of Ultimate Justice
ego +30
fun -20 (100%)
(inb4 someone comments on fun -20: it means u r 2 c-rious w/ da game)

OK, ok j/k...
too hard too implement. Let's face it skill changes aren't that hard to code (I guess, but I mean they've been doing it for 3 years they must be used to it at least), and it takes a full month to get one, no matter how big it is.

gored gored gored!
K
Kanyatta
Forge Runner
#20
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbobusa
Grammar Wars.
Detect 5 more typos to appear smart in front of people.
reward: Merciless Keyboard of Ultimate Justice
ego +30
fun -20 (100%)
I found the first one! (Hint: I put it in bold.)