As we were doing a mission with a group of about 5 real players. There was a W/Mo along with us, and his actions just made my day.
So halfway along the quest somebody says " Hey guys. I need to go for like 2 minutes, wait please. " So we're waiting, it had been around 5 minutes. So I say
" Ugh, I wanted to do this fast so I could change my secondary class "
The W/Mo very quickly and eagerly responded with something like " omg, how?! " So I explain to him
" Once you finish all the desert quests and beat the boss guy, you can change it in battlegrounds and outposts. ". Now at first by desert he though I meant Ascalon. Which caused some minor confusion. Which soon was cleared. Then he told me
" Yeah, I wanna be a W/N. They rock! " So I type in something like
" Yeah defitinally better then a W/Mo. " Now this caused some conflict with him immeaditally calling me a newb, because a W/Mos were " leet ". In his words " the perfect tank ". Now I couldn't help to bite now. I responded with
" No, it's a typical newb assumption that W/Mos are perfect tanks. They think Warrior = Super Strength and Monk = Invincibility. But in reality the Mo loses it convience and power once you get a hero "
Now, he said something along the lines of " Omg, nub. You don't know what a tank is "
So I respond " A tank is someone who takes all the damage, while everyone else kills the enemies... "
From here he got really mad, and started to claim he hated heros and they sucked. But a little while later. After he had been healing us a bit. ( He had been healing me a little until our W/Mo arguement ). So we go into battle after fighting a previous one. I was out of energy and when I can't cast I die, due to my build healing as I cast. But I hadn't realized he stopped healing me, so I thought he'd have me covered. So when I died. He was said " LOL! MR BIG MOUTH JUST GOT PWNT "
I responded " I thought you'd heal me. "
Which got his response " I don't heal nubs. "
Right after he typed it he died. And one of our part members said " That's obviously why you weren't healing yourself. "
Then he resurrected me with his resurection signet. So then the W/Mo said " wtf??? rez me plz? "
Our party member responded "sorry, I don't res newbs"
The W/Mo left our group, after freaking out calling us newbs and horrible and skill lacking. This was defitinally hilarious to me, and made my day.
W/Mo Newb Just Made My Day
Donovan Cyclonus
FlamingMetroid
cool story bro
theonetheonlybruce
lol leave it to the nubs
Issac
Everyone who doesn't know how to play becomes a w/mo thinking they'll dominate and everything. I never play w/mo other then running ppl. But that right their is how you tell between a good and a bad w.mo
Dairith
Wait!!!!! You mean W/Mo aren't uber l33tz0r pwn4g3?!?!?!!!one!
Zeek Aran
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cool story bro
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Krill
Healer and a fighter, having your cake and eating it too dude.
Donovan Cyclonus
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Originally Posted by arienrhode
Healer and a fighter, having your cake and eating it too dude.
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Martin Alvito
Casting heals with 2 pips is pro.
Good to know that the Runescape contingent is still well-represented in GW.
Good to know that the Runescape contingent is still well-represented in GW.
slowerpoke
warrior and monk combined into one=god mode
FlamingMetroid
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Originally Posted by Donovan Cyclonus
I hope your sarcastic... once you get your heros. The healing spells are a waste of spots on your skill bar, and attribute points, and with warriors energy management it's an horrible idea every newb thinks is excellent.
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Krill
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Originally Posted by Donovan Cyclonus
I hope your sarcastic... once you get your heros. The healing spells are a waste of spots on your skill bar, and attribute points. Also with warriors energy management it's an horrible idea every newb thinks is excellent.
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Yes, yes we all know about "the wamo".
Darcy
I garner insults when I run around with w/mo showing. I don't have any secondary skills on my bar, just my axe skills and maybe a PvE one, but everyone assumes I'm a newb wammo.
I enjoy letting them explain why I shouldn't be using monk skills. It's useless arguing that I'm not, that I was doing a CoF run or skill capping. Guess I should make sure my basic template gives me w/r again.
Although players have told me that's a bad combo.
I enjoy letting them explain why I shouldn't be using monk skills. It's useless arguing that I'm not, that I was doing a CoF run or skill capping. Guess I should make sure my basic template gives me w/r again.
Although players have told me that's a bad combo.
ZenRgy
ITT: Player encounters bad player in a pick up group.
Gift3d
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Originally Posted by ZenRgy
ITT: Player encounters bad player in a pick up group.
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Sorry to hear about your crappy PUG experience, but what really interests me is how a clueless little newb can get to you so bad to come on here and dedicate a thread to it with your rantings. I mean, who hasn't heart the "w/mo echo mending healsig story" nonsensical stuff before? You can either just use heroes, or create your own party like i do.
Lead a party, have every single person ping their bar, and if it's clear that they're clueless simply kick them and go on DnD before they have a chance to spam you with 'o ya i hav se x w ur mom NOOOOB'. It can be a frustrating pain but at least you don't have to deal with *as much* incompetence.
Dairith
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Originally Posted by slowerpoke
warrior and monk combined into one=god mode
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Gill Halendt
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Originally Posted by Darcy
I garner insults when I run around with w/mo showing. I don't have any secondary skills on my bar, just my axe skills and maybe a PvE one, but everyone assumes I'm a newb wammo.
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Chocobo1
Right now, hes probably out there somewhere casting mending on himself and getting ready to go into battle.
mrmango
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Casting heals with 2 pips is pro.
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fenix
I don't think you had a party.
Enjoy your hench.
Enjoy your hench.
credit
This thread just ruined mine.
fenix
THEN WHO WAS HEALS?!
blah.
blah.
Phaern Majes
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Originally Posted by Donovan Cyclonus
I hope your sarcastic... once you get your heros. The healing spells are a waste of spots on your skill bar, and attribute points. Also with warriors energy management it's an horrible idea every newb thinks is excellent.
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Not to mention there are times when running a couple utility skills like mending touch or a few others might be useful and save the monk a spot on their bar...
ZenRgy
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Originally Posted by Gift3d
ITT this isn't 4chan
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Avarre
The story would be better if he used Heal Area and kept wondering why the monsters wouldn't die.
sportacus
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The story would be better if he used Heal Area and kept wondering why the monsters wouldn't die.
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Bowstring Badass
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Originally Posted by Avarre
The story would be better if he used Heal Area and kept wondering why the monsters wouldn't die.
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Anyway thats some pretty funny stuff.
Operative 14
Twas a fun story, I'm just curious why you were depending on the idiotic wammo in question to heal you?
RhanoctJocosa
this thread reminded me why i no longer post here
Donovan Cyclonus
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why you were depending on the idiotic wammo in question to heal you?
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Chocobo1
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Originally Posted by fenix
THEN WHO WAS HEALS?!
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Drunkinmonkeys77
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Originally Posted by Dairith
However, we all know real godmode is w/mo/me with echo mend and....and....well, it doesnt really matter just so long as you have echo mend, cause it makes you win
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omfg
i cant breathe
Accursed
I think the guy in your story is right.
/endsarcasm.
/endsarcasm.
draxynnic
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Originally Posted by Dairith
However, we all know real godmode is w/mo/me with echo mend and....and....well, it doesnt really matter just so long as you have echo mend, cause it makes you win
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Lady Raenef
My ROFLknief goes slice slice slice slice.
Eh, just about every warrior player starts off with their W/Mo domination phase. Every person usually starts off with the idea that their profession is the "besterous one."
Eh, just about every warrior player starts off with their W/Mo domination phase. Every person usually starts off with the idea that their profession is the "besterous one."
phan
If crap like this makes your day ?
Well ; you need to get some better days imo ..
Well ; you need to get some better days imo ..
Faer
I don't believe you have a mission.
Enjoy your W/Mo.
Enjoy your W/Mo.
N1ghtstalker
cuz [healing breeze] is leet
you let a wammo heal your party?
last time i checked wars still had 2 pips of e-regen and 20 energy
unless that dude had radiant armor wich is rly... baed on a war
you got a weird way of enjoying your day
my day yesterday was made when i got a q9 voltaic
you let a wammo heal your party?
last time i checked wars still had 2 pips of e-regen and 20 energy
unless that dude had radiant armor wich is rly... baed on a war
you got a weird way of enjoying your day
my day yesterday was made when i got a q9 voltaic
the Puppeteer
GW is serious bizznes
MagmaRed
You died because you couldn't cast due to no energy. Casting heals you. I can only assume this is an Aura of Restoration Ele build, and having no energy is a sign of no energy management. Worse, you expected a W/Mo to be healing you. Why wouldn't you assume your teams Monk or Ritualist would be healing you? I agree the wammo failed, but so did you.