first time bought a coffer i got a mallyx
2nd i got titan and i was like wtf sweet
Your Biggest LOLWTF moment
cocopuffs2424
russiansteven
My LoLWTF moment is very strange but hear goes...
I was going from beacons perch to Lions Arch in proph. and I go through the ice cave covered with snow ettins and I come to the portal where aidan is standing. There is like 6 snow ettins right behind me but when I pass aidan with 1 hp left I look back and see the ettins attacking Aidan. Unfortunately, Aidan died but I finished the run successfully
I was going from beacons perch to Lions Arch in proph. and I go through the ice cave covered with snow ettins and I come to the portal where aidan is standing. There is like 6 snow ettins right behind me but when I pass aidan with 1 hp left I look back and see the ettins attacking Aidan. Unfortunately, Aidan died but I finished the run successfully
quackerz0
my biggest lolwtf moment that happened recently-
me and my bro are in the same guild, and someone in the guild has r12 luxon, so obviously she likes to show it all the time, so she's on one character and my bro sees her title and goes "WOW R12? lucky..". she gets bored and goes on her necro..my bro see her "WOW YOU HAVE R12 ON YOUR NECRO TOO?"
me and my bro are in the same guild, and someone in the guild has r12 luxon, so obviously she likes to show it all the time, so she's on one character and my bro sees her title and goes "WOW R12? lucky..". she gets bored and goes on her necro..my bro see her "WOW YOU HAVE R12 ON YOUR NECRO TOO?"
FreeFalling
Way back when I quit for awhile and came back to guild wars after about a 4 month break. The first thing I did was load up a SS Nuker build and dropped down in fow. We were just doing the Forge quest like usual. Through out the whole thing I got 6 shard drops. I was the only one to receive any shards that run my party was like super upset I lol'd for so long they were like flipping out I think I just got crazy luck I usually only get 1-2 shard drops for every 4 runs I do.
lol
lol
Daft Shifty
Just then, when a fly landed on my screen and i instinctively sent my warr after him. Then realising it wasn't in game trying to scare it away with my mouse, the retard fly wasn't moving so i reverted back to scaring it off with my warr. after a good ten mins of chasing this retarded fly i agro a mob of RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin hydras and wipe. >.< the fly is now pasted all over my screen, i believe my mouse may be slightly bruised...
Oh and when i used to sit in Ascalon City asking prince rurik for his sword.
Oh and when i used to sit in Ascalon City asking prince rurik for his sword.
Zaris
When i saw the new tonic of september
Mister_Smiley
I got a new one, someone said that my character hair was ugly and that i should haven't waisted getting "Guild Hall" on such a ugly character. Then later she says that "Guild Hall" isn't a big title because a lot of people have it and that rank 5 Treasure Hunter is a more impressive title, then i told her that i have rank 4 and thats where it ended.
TheHaxor
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One day i was in ToA and i was looking for some PUG to FoW. It was before EotN has been relased. So i found a team easily and all said "ready, lets go"
Then i see The Underworld area is connecting on. When we joined on the map somebody just saw exclamation sign over the spirit and ran to take the quest. somebody else lured both groups of aatxes, another one lured graspings, in 15 seconds all party was wiped out and others started to scream OMG FFS WTF!!! I was luaghing so hardly then i was crying My thoght then was "It's good I didnt pay for this FoW run" ROTFL |
GRIEF OWNS
Martin Alvito
So we won this match in halls that we had no business winning. I mean, we were just BAD all night that night. I'd be stunned if we hit double digit fame over that two or three hours.
We won a couple matches and skipped up. [vM] was holding, and a group with a bunch of guys from [rawr] and [dR] and such apparently had some bad blood with some of the [vM] guys. The map was cap points, the gank was executed, and we got free fame.
Req 10 Crystalline drops for the player that opened the box right after me.
Moral of the story:
1) open Halls chest better noob
2) never gank
We won a couple matches and skipped up. [vM] was holding, and a group with a bunch of guys from [rawr] and [dR] and such apparently had some bad blood with some of the [vM] guys. The map was cap points, the gank was executed, and we got free fame.
Req 10 Crystalline drops for the player that opened the box right after me.
Moral of the story:
1) open Halls chest better noob
2) never gank
Inferno Dawn
Hmm. Probably the time I was doing the Spawning Pools in UW SC HM and a got R9 Caster Modded Eternal Blade (perfect by the way) and was like LOL. Then next run, same people, 3 people die of unknown causes and I get a R9 Voltaic Spear...I was like ROFLCOPTERZ ETERNAL BLADE CURSE!
shadows of hob
People will keep ganking eachother in the HoH, either because 1 team hates the other or just because 2 n/a bspike teams decided that they will gank you just for fun.
My LOL moment was about 3 years ago, when my whole PUG team raged against me, because I should have kept Rurik alive in the cutscene....
My LOL moment was about 3 years ago, when my whole PUG team raged against me, because I should have kept Rurik alive in the cutscene....
meemu91
My biggest LolWTF moment was:
I was in Isle of the Nameless testing my HB build with heros.
Then I randomly decided to attack Master of Damage.
After a short while I quit attacking him and he says:
DD Im teh god.
I was in Isle of the Nameless testing my HB build with heros.
Then I randomly decided to attack Master of Damage.
After a short while I quit attacking him and he says:
The Rift
My biggest lolwtf moment was back when Hell's Precipice chest runs were popular just with the release of factions.
Almost everyone got the last chest and resigned, and we were waiting for 1 person to get the last chest.
While waiting another person ( who also resigned already ) thought it would be cool to drop his Q7 15^50 spatha just to show off.
At that same moment the last person opens the chest and resigns
!
You can imagine the rest ... that guy learned the hard way not to drop items to epeen
Almost everyone got the last chest and resigned, and we were waiting for 1 person to get the last chest.
While waiting another person ( who also resigned already ) thought it would be cool to drop his Q7 15^50 spatha just to show off.
At that same moment the last person opens the chest and resigns
!You can imagine the rest ... that guy learned the hard way not to drop items to epeen
Amnel Ithtirsol
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One day i was in ToA and i was looking for some PUG to FoW. It was before EotN has been relased. So i found a team easily and all said "ready, lets go"
Then i see The Underworld area is connecting on. When we joined on the map somebody just saw exclamation sign over the spirit and ran to take the quest. somebody else lured both groups of aatxes, another one lured graspings, in 15 seconds all party was wiped out and others started to scream OMG FFS WTF!!! I was luaghing so hardly then i was crying My thoght then was "It's good I didnt pay for this FoW run" ROTFL |
Kinda the same thing happened this weekend. After about 45minutes standing around trying to get a UW SC PuG together the leader says, "Ok, scrolling."
Sure as Bob the FoW screen loads...
I had a bit of a long load but when I got in the chat box was FULL of:
WTF
OMG
NOOB
ARE YOU FN SERIOUS
LMAO
etc. etc.
5 seconds after that the one guy started to rage and wanted his Cons money back. Another 5 seconds after that he typed: "Fck it, keep them" and ragequit! Chain reaction started as one by one ppl raged and just left.
I laughed so hard I almost cried.
By far the fastest UW SC I've had, in FoW...
creelie
My biggest LOLWTF moment actually happened on here, ages ago. I was just reminded by the sequel.
FITZ RINLEY AND HIS GATE HOOKERS.
I mean, holy schizophrenia Batman!
FITZ RINLEY AND HIS GATE HOOKERS.
I mean, holy schizophrenia Batman!
joea64
I've had three, all drops, within the last couple of weeks.
(1) I had just created a mesmer in NF and was doing the primary training in Churrhir Fields with a guild buddy. We decided to go kill the iboga roots there for some extra XP, and on the very first one, I got a black dye drop.
(2) That mesmer wasn't so lucky (got killed on her very first Irontoe run due to lag), so I created another one and took her on up to the GWEN area. On about the 2nd Irontoe run, I got a gold armor drop, and when I ID'ed it, it had a Superior Vigor rune on it.
I had never, ever even _seen_ one before, much less bought one - they're the most expensive rune in the game and generally I don't find the extra +9 health worth all that extra gold. Needless to say, I've equipped my mes' armor with it.
(3) Another guildie of mine got a minor vigor rune drop this weekend. She already had plenty of those so decided to take it in to a rune vigor. Problem? No matter what she tried, she couldn't sell the thing; in fact, when she swapped that rune out for another MV rune on her armor, the rune traders wouldn't take that one either. She tried giving it to me and a couple of other guildmates, but we couldn't sell it either. She finally solved the problem by transferring it to another of her chars and yanking the MV rune on that char, which the trader did accept at the usual going rate.
-Joe-
(1) I had just created a mesmer in NF and was doing the primary training in Churrhir Fields with a guild buddy. We decided to go kill the iboga roots there for some extra XP, and on the very first one, I got a black dye drop.
(2) That mesmer wasn't so lucky (got killed on her very first Irontoe run due to lag), so I created another one and took her on up to the GWEN area. On about the 2nd Irontoe run, I got a gold armor drop, and when I ID'ed it, it had a Superior Vigor rune on it.
I had never, ever even _seen_ one before, much less bought one - they're the most expensive rune in the game and generally I don't find the extra +9 health worth all that extra gold. Needless to say, I've equipped my mes' armor with it. (3) Another guildie of mine got a minor vigor rune drop this weekend. She already had plenty of those so decided to take it in to a rune vigor. Problem? No matter what she tried, she couldn't sell the thing; in fact, when she swapped that rune out for another MV rune on her armor, the rune traders wouldn't take that one either. She tried giving it to me and a couple of other guildmates, but we couldn't sell it either. She finally solved the problem by transferring it to another of her chars and yanking the MV rune on that char, which the trader did accept at the usual going rate.
-Joe-
Shasgaliel
the post above remind of the last week story. I was farming gold for sup vigor to complete my new para armor. I finally bought it and 10 min later I got this rune dropped for my other char...
Asplode
Snow Bunny
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Tyla
He's using Shadow of Haste (I assume so anyway) and killed himself with the catapult.
dont feel no pain
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He's using Shadow of Haste (I assume so anyway) and killed himself with the catapult.
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dont feel no pain
Umm mine was back in 2005 with the only Ingame cheat I have ever seen. Enter Tome of Primeval Kings (HA PVP now), win first round gg. And then next round there are just 10 pets and 1 ranger instead of a 8 man team, He runs at us and we die instantly, never seen that since.
-Pluto-
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I saw a someone spamming "WTB NORMAL MONK TOME 1.5K!" in kaineng so I whispered to let them know that since you can only get skills that are unlocked from a tome and since all unlocked skills are available from any skill trainer in the campaign they are from that he/she was overpaying. He/she replied with "u f**kng noob, some skills you can only get from tomes and some I can't reach so I buy a tome!" when I finally stopped laughing I asked if he/she could name any of these skills that you can only get from a tome and all I got was "I already got it so it doesn't matter."
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germanturkey
when my head came out of the clouds and i saw what i had done..
Asplode
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He's using Shadow of Haste (I assume so anyway) and killed himself with the catapult.
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Tyla
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Very astute, but actually what happened was that I was playing with RenO and at the time I was running a Me/A recall illusion ganker. As I fired the catapult, the warrior I had left Recall on in their base had moved far enough away from me to automatically cancel the Recall I had left on him, snapping me to his location, underneath the catapult. >_>
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Xunlai Guru Agent
Leah Stones' update.
12chars
12chars
Squishy ftw
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Leah Stones' update.
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That would now be my newest lolwtf moment.
Pleikki
Yeah i also agree that.. ITS REAL lolwtf, the update was only 3years too late
Asplode
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Umm mine was back in 2005 with the only Ingame cheat I have ever seen. Enter Tome of Primeval Kings (HA PVP now), win first round gg. And then next round there are just 10 pets and 1 ranger instead of a 8 man team, He runs at us and we die instantly, never seen that since.
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You sure it wasn't an EoE bomb of some sort? I mean, it was 2005, maybe your memory was foggy.
greenreaper3
i've been playing for 3 years.. got about 7 b-day presents. ALL were white first years...
i go to my friends house, and discovered a gw case. he said he bought it a year ago
sure enough... he gets a b-day presents, and obviously
HE GETS A FRICKIGN BONE DRAGON
but he sold it to me for 20k, even though i said it was worth 60k
now, the bigger LOLWTF moment: i told him "Now put it in your bank, incase you delete the guy and forget about the money"
sure enough... 10 minutes later, i start playing guitar hero, and he deletes the guy...
but i made 40k, so im happy. he was pissed though... lol
i go to my friends house, and discovered a gw case. he said he bought it a year ago
sure enough... he gets a b-day presents, and obviously
HE GETS A FRICKIGN BONE DRAGON
but he sold it to me for 20k, even though i said it was worth 60k
now, the bigger LOLWTF moment: i told him "Now put it in your bank, incase you delete the guy and forget about the money"
sure enough... 10 minutes later, i start playing guitar hero, and he deletes the guy...
but i made 40k, so im happy. he was pissed though... lol
Spazzer
Today, I was getting a CoF run while on my warrior. I was killing a Spirit of Bloodsong by frenzying my axe on its face.
Then I see in local chat:
"Spazzer Aquitane used Frenzy!"
"You shouldn't use frenzy because you take double damage"
Then I see in local chat:
"Spazzer Aquitane used Frenzy!"
"You shouldn't use frenzy because you take double damage"
Avarre
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Ember
My team got this score in Glint's mission thing a while back.
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...go03/gw100.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...go03/gw100.jpg
jonnieboi05
this is why i AB. i'll post more when i go through my screenshots folder later (if i get the motivation to do that at all xD).
plz excuse the blurryness on the text of people talking and what-not. i was too lazy to convert it in photoshop. ^^
plz excuse the blurryness on the text of people talking and what-not. i was too lazy to convert it in photoshop. ^^
~LeNa~
jonnieboi05
found another picture in my huge stash of screens.
~LeNa~
Pleikki
lol that pic is nice :d
germanturkey
15 coffers and nothing of value... there was a lot of WTF not a lot of LOL
Asplode
The day the ZKey system goes into place, Izzy is on vent explaining how the whole process works, and how he intends to show us how rare the tonic is going to be.
He prefaces the demonstration with a little story:
"So I told our 'item guy' that I'm going to be spending a bunch of keys on the chest in hopes of an everlasting tonic. He hands me a box of tissues and tells me, 'You're going to need this'."
On his 99th key...
http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?i...nitizzymj5.jpg
He later went back to the item guy and returned the box of tissues.
He prefaces the demonstration with a little story:
"So I told our 'item guy' that I'm going to be spending a bunch of keys on the chest in hopes of an everlasting tonic. He hands me a box of tissues and tells me, 'You're going to need this'."
On his 99th key...
http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?i...nitizzymj5.jpg
He later went back to the item guy and returned the box of tissues.