U either down or u ain't

This right here for my Elonians still out there hustlin on the block, still fightin the White Mantle oppression, cuz one day we'll be free but till then I move bricks thru Raisu Palace like I don't give a shit homie.

Born and raised in the Canthan ways, left for dead in the Shenzun sewers
Wanted out so I sold yay, my best friend the first Elonian I had to skewered
Tired of being a peasant I wanted happy days, so competitors had to be fewer
Had to slay naga after naga, held gats stacked plat so my armor got newer

Bought myself a place in Kamadan, I was feelin the riches
Then I lost it all you gotta understand, I met some Xunlai bitches
But my heart as black as an Elonian, unlike weakass Amfah snitches
My Frigid Heart freezes Glowing Gazes, DP you out in them ditches

Roll around wit seven homies that be level twenty, ex-Lionguard Sentries
You want beef that longsword through your face be complementary
We glide through Kaineng like it ain't shit, everyone know we be the gentry
We deadly like the Jade Wind, we don't fake PhDs cuz we ain't elementary

We make confessors confess, we make undead be fresh to death
We cook meth like Chefs, our reputation spreads like corrupted breath
We deal in arcane thefts, if you snitch we still be the only ones left
Bullshit walks and money talks, so better cover your ears lest you go deaf

Now yo turn tell us yo story cuz we been down since Prophecies, Tyrians know who we be, and if you try to cross us our reach like Elona, we ain't care bout no Mantle popo we been fightin this war since 2005.

Yo homie those lyrics be trippin' yo.

Got in one little fight and my mom got scared said you'll move in with your aunt and uncle in bel air

Word.

Er, right?

Shit mayne, you done did it home boy. You holdin' it down, real talk. Hit me up G, real recognize real.

Why are we still fighting White Mantle oppression when we clearly kicked their asses in Abbadon's Mouth?

Or am I not getting something here

Quote: Originally Posted by Snograt

Word.

Er, right? word, indeed

yay for ABC Cat in the Hat rhymes....take ya ass back to bukdek w the rest of the peasants....w3rd.

ummm......rusty, that was worth a laugh, i thank you for this.

GG.

Everyone officially loves Rusty.

Lol.

~A Leprechaun~

Oh, I didn't notice it was Rusty. I was confused due to the lack of f***s.

Apparently I'm in the "ain't" group.

But it did make me laugh.

Quote: Originally Posted by Snograt

Oh, I didn't notice it was Rusty. I was confused due to the lack of f***s.

I laffed. Really, I did.

Quote: Originally Posted by Monarch

GG.

Everyone officially loves Rusty. reminds of some of the peeps i grew up with in some of his posts is all.

Chyyeahhh my homie you be ballin and trippin all ovr the hood bro! Dose lyrix is the shit dawg u kno wut im sayin.

Quote: as the wu says "protect ya neck" Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fk with

I was visited by Jesus in a dream, and he said to me: "Dear Rusty you must make a post on your xRustyx account in Guild Wars Guru, and it must be a rap. Let the lyrics flow forth my child."

And I was like "yea i should prob do dat when i wake up, dat shit tight holmes"

And Jesus was like "ye dawg this shit ain't poppin till you rockin them words of wisdom"

And then I woke up.

I move cocaine faster than your district switch
Real like a poor kid but living like a rich kid
Your bitch see me ballin she gets a stiff kid
My flow hit harder than a Pantera riff kid

My flow like Droknars Forge, always pumpin hot shit
I roll you like them dudes who be seein Rick bitch
Dwarven hollow points in my extended glock clip
Put you down like the American stocks quick

Woke up one morning was like I hadta stack chips
But I ain't playing Poker I'm illegit like the dupe glitch
I'm new school of the old school like the gate switch
My spacebar attract cool chicks and kill fools quick

So I smoked two bowls and jumped outta bed
Devona was like "That's messy"
and I was that's what she said
Then I was like I got work to do now keepem spread

"You know I'm the man bitch so make me a sand wich"
"You ain't treating me right this shit wack shit"
"Bitch give me food or you gonna get whacked bitch"
"No I want a divorce or this I'm gonna turn snitch"

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing bitches.

posting in grandmasta's slang

The thread title first gave me the inclination to strangle something small, cute, and cuddly, but the post certainly changed that. Those lyrics be bitchin'.
Shits' crazy, keep it up.