This right here for my Elonians still out there hustlin on the block, still fightin the White Mantle oppression, cuz one day we'll be free but till then I move bricks thru Raisu Palace like I don't give a shit homie.
Born and raised in the Canthan ways, left for dead in the Shenzun sewers
Wanted out so I sold yay, my best friend the first Elonian I had to skewered
Tired of being a peasant I wanted happy days, so competitors had to be fewer
Had to slay naga after naga, held gats stacked plat so my armor got newer
Bought myself a place in Kamadan, I was feelin the riches
Then I lost it all you gotta understand, I met some Xunlai bitches
But my heart as black as an Elonian, unlike weakass Amfah snitches
My Frigid Heart freezes Glowing Gazes, DP you out in them ditches
Roll around wit seven homies that be level twenty, ex-Lionguard Sentries
You want beef that longsword through your face be complementary
We glide through Kaineng like it ain't shit, everyone know we be the gentry
We deadly like the Jade Wind, we don't fake PhDs cuz we ain't elementary
We make confessors confess, we make undead be fresh to death
We cook meth like Chefs, our reputation spreads like corrupted breath
We deal in arcane thefts, if you snitch we still be the only ones left
Bullshit walks and money talks, so better cover your ears lest you go deaf
Now yo turn tell us yo story cuz we been down since Prophecies, Tyrians know who we be, and if you try to cross us our reach like Elona, we ain't care bout no Mantle popo we been fightin this war since 2005.
U either down or u ain't
xRustyx
Nightmares Hammer
Yo homie those lyrics be trippin' yo.
distilledwill
Got in one little fight and my mom got scared said you'll move in with your aunt and uncle in bel air
Snograt
Word.
Er, right?
Er, right?
Arkantos
Shit mayne, you done did it home boy. You holdin' it down, real talk. Hit me up G, real recognize real.
Taisayacho
Why are we still fighting White Mantle oppression when we clearly kicked their asses in Abbadon's Mouth?
Or am I not getting something here
Or am I not getting something here
the savage nornbear
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snograt
Word.
Er, right? word, indeed
Er, right? word, indeed
komma
yay for ABC Cat in the Hat rhymes....take ya ass back to bukdek w the rest of the peasants....w3rd.
Joe Fierce
ummm......rusty, that was worth a laugh, i thank you for this.
Accursed
GG.
Everyone officially loves Rusty.
Everyone officially loves Rusty.
A Leprechaun
Lol.
~A Leprechaun~
~A Leprechaun~
Snograt
Oh, I didn't notice it was Rusty. I was confused due to the lack of f***s.
Richardt
Apparently I'm in the "ain't" group.
But it did make me laugh.
But it did make me laugh.
Lord Sojar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snograt
Oh, I didn't notice it was Rusty. I was confused due to the lack of f***s.
I laffed. Really, I did.
I laffed. Really, I did.
Joe Fierce
Quote:
Originally Posted by Monarch
GG.
Everyone officially loves Rusty. reminds of some of the peeps i grew up with in some of his posts is all.
Everyone officially loves Rusty. reminds of some of the peeps i grew up with in some of his posts is all.
illidan009
Chyyeahhh my homie you be ballin and trippin all ovr the hood bro! Dose lyrix is the shit dawg u kno wut im sayin.
Arkantos
Quote:
as the wu says "protect ya neck"
Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fk with
xRustyx
I was visited by Jesus in a dream, and he said to me: "Dear Rusty you must make a post on your xRustyx account in Guild Wars Guru, and it must be a rap. Let the lyrics flow forth my child."
And I was like "yea i should prob do dat when i wake up, dat shit tight holmes"
And Jesus was like "ye dawg this shit ain't poppin till you rockin them words of wisdom"
And then I woke up.
I move cocaine faster than your district switch
Real like a poor kid but living like a rich kid
Your bitch see me ballin she gets a stiff kid
My flow hit harder than a Pantera riff kid
My flow like Droknars Forge, always pumpin hot shit
I roll you like them dudes who be seein Rick bitch
Dwarven hollow points in my extended glock clip
Put you down like the American stocks quick
Woke up one morning was like I hadta stack chips
But I ain't playing Poker I'm illegit like the dupe glitch
I'm new school of the old school like the gate switch
My spacebar attract cool chicks and kill fools quick
So I smoked two bowls and jumped outta bed
Devona was like "That's messy"
and I was that's what she said
Then I was like I got work to do now keepem spread
"You know I'm the man bitch so make me a sand wich"
"You ain't treating me right this shit wack shit"
"Bitch give me food or you gonna get whacked bitch"
"No I want a divorce or this I'm gonna turn snitch"
RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing bitches.
And I was like "yea i should prob do dat when i wake up, dat shit tight holmes"
And Jesus was like "ye dawg this shit ain't poppin till you rockin them words of wisdom"
And then I woke up.
I move cocaine faster than your district switch
Real like a poor kid but living like a rich kid
Your bitch see me ballin she gets a stiff kid
My flow hit harder than a Pantera riff kid
My flow like Droknars Forge, always pumpin hot shit
I roll you like them dudes who be seein Rick bitch
Dwarven hollow points in my extended glock clip
Put you down like the American stocks quick
Woke up one morning was like I hadta stack chips
But I ain't playing Poker I'm illegit like the dupe glitch
I'm new school of the old school like the gate switch
My spacebar attract cool chicks and kill fools quick
So I smoked two bowls and jumped outta bed
Devona was like "That's messy"
and I was that's what she said
Then I was like I got work to do now keepem spread
"You know I'm the man bitch so make me a sand wich"
"You ain't treating me right this shit wack shit"
"Bitch give me food or you gonna get whacked bitch"
"No I want a divorce or this I'm gonna turn snitch"
RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing bitches.
sgtclarity
posting in grandmasta's slang
shru
The thread title first gave me the inclination to strangle something small, cute, and cuddly, but the post certainly changed that. Those lyrics be bitchin'.
Shits' crazy, keep it up.
Shits' crazy, keep it up.
xRustyx
If you having Guru problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 Problems but the mods ain't one.
I got the party patrol on the cat patrol
Wammoes that wanna make sure my GW's closed
QQ critics they say he has no DF honour
I'm from #gwp stupid, press T cuz I'm the caller
If you grew up with Mending Jokes and no ectoes
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like screw shitters you can kiss my whole e-hole
If you don't like my armor you can get your own FoW
I got beef with Guru if I don't play they rules
They don't play my threads I don't give a shit SO
Bitch mods try and use my black ass
So operators can give 'em more !kb cuz they mad, suckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Rusty has
I'm from W/Mo Mendin to gold sellin I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but mods ain't one
The year's '04 and my beta is raw
In my rear view mirror is the Guru hippy law
I got two choices y'all hand over the beta or
Bounce on the double switch the filter to RED GORE
Now I ain't tryin' to see no temp ban
Plus I got a few keys I can fight the Man
So I...hand over my key and cop another at a store
I heard "Son do you know why I'm bannin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my postcounts real low?
Do I look like I have clvl sir, I don't know
Am I under tempban or should I guess some mo'?
"Are you carryin' a grudge on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't deleting shit all my posts are legit
"Well, do you mind if I lock your account for a little bit?"
Well guild is top 20 my password is numbers n digits
And I know my rights so you gon' need supermod permission for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of e-pimp or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't passin on pussy but I know a little bit
Enough that you kiddies couldn't ban my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when Dralspire comes"
I got 99 problems but mods ain't one
I got 99 Problems but the mods ain't one.
I got the party patrol on the cat patrol
Wammoes that wanna make sure my GW's closed
QQ critics they say he has no DF honour
I'm from #gwp stupid, press T cuz I'm the caller
If you grew up with Mending Jokes and no ectoes
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like screw shitters you can kiss my whole e-hole
If you don't like my armor you can get your own FoW
I got beef with Guru if I don't play they rules
They don't play my threads I don't give a shit SO
Bitch mods try and use my black ass
So operators can give 'em more !kb cuz they mad, suckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Rusty has
I'm from W/Mo Mendin to gold sellin I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but mods ain't one
The year's '04 and my beta is raw
In my rear view mirror is the Guru hippy law
I got two choices y'all hand over the beta or
Bounce on the double switch the filter to RED GORE
Now I ain't tryin' to see no temp ban
Plus I got a few keys I can fight the Man
So I...hand over my key and cop another at a store
I heard "Son do you know why I'm bannin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my postcounts real low?
Do I look like I have clvl sir, I don't know
Am I under tempban or should I guess some mo'?
"Are you carryin' a grudge on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't deleting shit all my posts are legit
"Well, do you mind if I lock your account for a little bit?"
Well guild is top 20 my password is numbers n digits
And I know my rights so you gon' need supermod permission for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of e-pimp or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't passin on pussy but I know a little bit
Enough that you kiddies couldn't ban my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when Dralspire comes"
I got 99 problems but mods ain't one