Toucher Pwnage in Alliance Battle (T.P.A.B.)

AKB48

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2008

みやき町

Mo/A

For those of you people that are suffering from noobing. You just can’t get a good win or maybe don’t know how to pwn. There is a simple solution. Toucher Pwnage in Alliance Battle or T.P.A.B. is the solution to so many people that don’t do pwning.

Here is a video showing how T.P.A.B. works.
How does T.P.A.B. work?

Like most pwning it does come with side effects such as:
Opponents calling you a noob
Enforcing bad language when being called noob
Opponents leaving the game
Failing teamwork
Laughing

Do not do T.P.A.B. if you hate touchers or are new to Alliance Battle.
If T.P.A.B. isn’t working contact your guild because these serious symptoms can be fixed.
Go see your guild and see if T.P.A.B. is right for you.

Toucher Pwnage in Alliance Battle, the noob pwning. ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! If this is a joke, you got the win man!! HAHA....that made me laugh for a while.

yeah i agree with ya, this can only pwn noobs, that's it.(and only in ab)

but seriously though, touchers aren't THAT hard to kill, for one, their energy is their life, they can't do a damn without it. The thing with touchers is: for the first 1 minute, once you survived THAT, you're likely to survive, since they only way to attack is to use Vampiric Bite or Vampiric Touch, and each time they attack it cost them about 7ish energy. E-denial is very effective/effective on them. But there are a varity of builds out there that can handle touchers. (**for these "noobs", touchers are pretty old, so a team of touchers aren't that effective any more)