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mmx428

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Nov 2008

R/P

01 Nov 2008 at 14:07 - 1

Hark! The Mad King comes but once a year,
To fill your hearts and minds with fear,
For those who listen the rewards you'll reap,
Pay forth no homage, and ye shall sleep.

The Mad King's trick outweigh his treat,
A supreme general that can't be beat,
He'll test your wits to keep them keen,
That Mad King is oh so mean.

But now he's returned to his throne,
High atop a seat of bone,
So do not shed a single tear,
He'll be back again next year.

Mad King Thorn loves to thrill,
And your blood next year he'll spill,
So listen to my axiom words,
Get out of town you little turds!

TheGuildWarsPenguin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Los Angeles, California

Picnic Pioneers

E/

01 Nov 2008 at 14:47 - 2

Sounds epic.

Zting

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2007

01 Nov 2008 at 14:57 - 3

1337

12characters

Rothan Celt

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2008

Aura

Mo/R

01 Nov 2008 at 17:23 - 4

Gnarly!

12 chars

Lady Ana Stacia

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Germany

Beware of our Temper [BooT]

Me/

01 Nov 2008 at 18:21 - 5

lol Love it!

dr love

...is in denial

Join Date: Sep 2006

Hyperion

starcraft 2

P/Me

01 Nov 2008 at 18:33 - 6

turds! awesome finisher! bravo bravo!

Sakura Az

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2007

The frozen north

Ambassadors Of Enlightenment [Sage]

A/

01 Nov 2008 at 18:42 - 7

hehe, good job, i likes it^^

Sawamura

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

Belgium

Braveheart World XI [any]

W/Mo

01 Nov 2008 at 21:01 - 8

Nicely done !!

Quite a likeable change from all the QQ

Wish Swiftdeath

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2007

Mo/W

01 Nov 2008 at 23:45 - 9

haha, did you just do sat 2 english lit like me?

i can so relate

sph0nz

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

none.

W/

01 Nov 2008 at 23:51 - 10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sawamura

Nicely done !!

Quite a likeable change from all the QQ

Agreed. Very creative and clever.

Owik Gall

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2007

Guardians of the Light

W/Mo

02 Nov 2008 at 00:07 - 11

This is an epic WIN! Great job with your poem. I hope GW will still be running for next year.

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Join Date: Aug 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

W/

02 Nov 2008 at 01:47 - 12

Isn't this copypasta from one of the poems they did a couple years ago? Sure looks familiar...

Issac

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Earthrealm

W/A

02 Nov 2008 at 02:06 - 13

Lol

A lot better then Emily Dickinson's work LOL.

Konig Des Todes

Ooo, pretty flower

Join Date: Jan 2008

Citadel of the Decayed

The Archivists' Sanctum [Lore]

N/

02 Nov 2008 at 05:20 - 14

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenix

Isn't this copypasta from one of the poems they did a couple years ago? Sure looks familiar...

No. Not at all.

I suggest ANet uses this for next year's poem though. It's a lot better then:

A petulant lord
Belligerently bemoans
And sobbingly roams.

Helpless ornate shriek
And serenely giggling knives
You'll laugh for your lives!

Glumly impatient
Smiling with menacing grace
Maniacal face.

But madness goes with not making sense.

10/10 on the poem.

Halmyr

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada! eh!

~none~

W/Me

02 Nov 2008 at 06:20 - 15

Amen.

always did enjoy the mad kings, he rules unlike any one else