Where/when is the update?

I thought it was today?!
Or am i just tricked by the timezone?

It's only 32 minutes into the night for ArenaNet, it won't be out for another 12+ hours.

To be more specific, its only 32 minutes past midnight. Anet is asleep.

No update has ever been this early excepting the anomalous (and tiny) Wednesday update recently.

Don't expect an update today and you won't be let down.

First, expect it in roughly 10 hours 22 minutes at the time of this posting IF it will be today.

Second, Regina has said that it might get pushed to tomorrow, so yes, that will mean waiting roughly 34 hours 22 minutes from the time of this posting.

I'm sure you get the picture by now, there is still a lot of Thursday November 13th to go before you need to start complaining about where the update is.