Merry Christmas...GW style

Here's a little something I whip up and dedicate to all my guild mates at [TBs] , all our alliance guilds and to all Guild Wars players out there especially to those who like Factions. It goes a little something like this :

Shiro the red-clothed slayer
has 2 very shiny swords.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say he pwned.

All of the other Canthans
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Shiro
join in any festive games.

Then one starry New Years Eve
A seer came to say:
"Shiro with your blade so bright,
won't you slay the king tonight ?"

Then all the people feared him
as they called for help and flee,
Shiro the red-clothed slayer,
he will make you history !

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone !!

happy new year

Great job. Kind of funny that you used a christmas song but Wintersday is not in Cantha.

To the tune of Jingle Bells

Kiting through the snow
With your FoW monk in RA (pronounce as ARR-AY :P)
Through the tanks we go
Healing all the way!
All of a sudden you hear
Your teammate warrior is casting flare
Oh what joy it is to fight
along side a comrade who ain't so bright

(now your thinking)

Oh my god, Oh my god
Did that warrior just cast flare?
Oh the horror that happened that night
Now he just got mauled by a bear.
Oh my god, Oh my god
I shouldn't have healed him I sworn
Oh the horror that happened that night
He just cast firestorm

Ohhh... Bad times in RA

Seasons Greetings!

Ha very clever Tuna. I lol'd at the ending.

Very funny, next time do something to the tune of dreidel dreidel!

Happy Hanukkah and Kwanzaa

I lol'd, good job you two. =D

hahaha Nice job you two, Happy New Year !

Inderdaad Happy New Year and Happy Christmas

GG Merry Christmas All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL ya'll are so creative! Gotta love GW during the holidays!

Another contribution to the bad poetry compilation in celebration of one of our favorite festivals.

Here comes Wintersday, Here comes Wintersday
It's that time of year once more
Grenth and Dwayna, grench and snowmen
Fighting shore to shore
People questin', others restin'
Towns are friendly and light
Get your shards and wait for hats
And hope for something nice

it's something sure to remember
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The 12 Days of GW's Christmas


On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
six Heroes aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
nine Spammers Spamming
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
ten Noobs ragequitting
nine Spammers Spamming
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
eleven Cryers Cryin'
ten Noobs Ragequitting
nine Spammers Spamming
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me . . .
twelve Mini Polars
eleven Cryers Cryin'
ten Noobs Ragequitting
nine Spammers Spamming
eight Runners Running
seven Monks A Farming
six Heroes Aggroing
five Golden Drops!
four Angry Gwen's
three Mountain Eagles
two Black Moa's
and a Rainbow Pheonix in a pear tree!


Happy Christmas

Haha, that was pretty funny. Nice one.

Merry Christmas Guru!

nice poetry guys! merry wintersday!

Merry Chrintersdaymas everyone!

Awsome job guys.

Have a great Christmas and New Year all!

-Will

lol very clever! I want more GW limericks!

Merry Christmas All!

The last GW song made me laugh for real. Great job!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! b^^d
-Owik Gall

Lol good ones.

Hello Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.