If you were a Guild Wars God for a day...

bryann380

bryann380

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

USA

Mo/

Permanently disable a player's public chatting privilages (!All channel) if he makes a WTB/WTS/WTT message of any kind in All chat.

kostolomac

kostolomac

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2008

Serbia

Me/

Make it so that every monster drops a stack of ectos.
More seriously , go around outposts and kill random people.

Coraline Jones

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Modified Soul Society

Mo/R

In all seriousness, I'd do a lot of crap that should have been done a long time ago.

* I'd make the cost of extra character slots $5 in the online store.
* I'd start having Merchants selling Runes of Superior Holding for 5000 gold each that would expand your Bags to 15 or 20 slots (haven't decided).
* Implement a max stat only Weapon/Shield/Focus Mod Trader NPC. These could be found in any major towns or can be bought for your Guild Hall for 100K. The menu will look like the current Priest of Balthazar chart, but instead of "Unlocked" or whatever, it will list a gold price. The price will be set by market conditions, just like crafting materials or runes today.
* While I'm at it, I'll also implement a max stat only Inscription Trader NPC.
* Change the Monument of Resilience from a bunch of worthless statues into five mannequins which you use to put on or remove armor at will. This will fix the armor storage issue overnight. Any armor can be put on the mannequins, but only complete sets of elite armor placed on a single mannequin will update the tablet in front of the monument, which can be clicked on (like now) for a current list of elite armors submitted. Guild Wars 2 should use the tablet information, not the mannequins, for information.
* Personally, I would remove stupid dye from the game as a drop. I cannot believe that this game has made something as basic as coloring armor or weapons into "uncommon/rare loot". Instead, convert the current Dye Trader NPC into Dye Vendor NPC. When talking to vendor, it'll ask which item in inventory you want to dye. It will pull up the preview menu like today. You can drag and drop dyes from the list up to four at a time, with the cost of the color mix updated real-time. Pricing of dyes will be set by market conditions, and when you click on "OK", it dyes the item instantly with that color mix, and the money is taken out of your inventory. No dye shows up in inventory ever; items are automatically colored and you go about your business.

That's just what I'd do.

Oh, and I'd probably implement the ability to use seven Heroes in your party just to make everybody go totally crazy. Nobody would play any PvE area with real people anymore, and anybody asking for help would get some response like, "LRN 2 HEROWAY N00B".

connor nightwind

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2006

druids of old

E/

If I was a god for a day,I would pull everyone that was playing the game into the actual game. ie. you become your character. And you would have to start from very beginning with no gold, weapons or skills...Welcome to pre-searing...

Captain Bulldozer

Captain Bulldozer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2008

Servants of the Dragon Flames [SODF]

I'd make all reward chests different in the following way: on opening the chest you are presented with a choice of 10 randomly selected options, 1 for each profession. That way if I don't want more useless mesmer crap I can select an item which I might actually have a use for.

I'd make shadow form last 35 seconds, but end instantly if you use a spell.

I'd make it so there was a way to easily select minions under your control.

I'd add a new condition called "Confused." While confused, all attack spells you cast have a 90% chance to fail.

I'd drastically reduce the number of points needed to max Kurzick/Luxon titles.

I'd add a timer icon do indicate your level of drunkenness.

I'd make minipets serve some in game purpose, such as making them allies in explorables.

Finally, I'd institute a large number of quests which would allow a player to eventually rebuild Ascalon to pre-searing levels.

GWEXTREEMFAN

GWEXTREEMFAN

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2006

in my house

N/A

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleikki View Post
ID Remove PvE skills, Remove Heros, Remove Inscriptions, Minipets, Greens, Nightfall, Guild wars Eye of the north. and return old favor system

mm Gw would be way better place without those

well now thats the best one i've seen

just i would keep nf just without the heroes and the inscriptions, cos i love paras^^

dusty4444

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2008

Legion of Heavens Order[Good]

R/Rt

I would add "rare" weapons/minis (basicaly everything that costs over 100k) into all inventorys, so they drop to a ridiculous price and "ruin" the game "economy"; also I would make zkeys customized to the guy who gets them lol

furanshisuko

furanshisuko

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

R/

delete nf lb/ss titles (no need as long as you finish the game both titles work as maxed)
delete gwen rep titles (same as above)
delete all r7,r8's and known rares
delete HoM
delete ecto, shards
delete all chars on all accounts with every item

now we are all the same...

grind free

Mister_Smiley

Mister_Smiley

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

Well first off i should show up in Kam/LA/KC as Ghostly Hero type body but the size of Mad King and randomly start people teleporting around the map. Then i would have little Gwen show up and nuke everyone, but first i make it so that you couldn't portal out of it.

Next after i got doing that, i would make all the Dragons from GW2 wake up and let them go Awall on everyone.

Steal Jora away from everyone and make it so that she's all mine!

I would have Joko Beat the stupid Ghostly Hero and he would have owned elona for ever.

Make all the Gods my Slave and since i'm the most powerfull god, Abbadon would be let lose, but turned into a mini and have no power basicly.

I would make all the Monks who wear Obsid armor and Choas Gloves go poof and make it so that if you ever did the combo again your character goes poof

Eh i could think of more but i don't really want to write it all out.

maraxusofk

maraxusofk

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

San Francisco, UC Berkeley

International District [id多], In Soviet Russia Altar Caps You [CCCP], LOL at [eF]

W/

Id delete all heroes and remove all pve skills. Make it so every monster drops a kanaxi that would auto delete upon zoning.

Onyx Blindbow

Onyx Blindbow

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

Here & There

Blades of Burning Shadows - GoDT

N/

Make everlasting ID Kit and Salvage Kit for sale at merchant for 50k each
Make an Inscriptions Trader & Tome Trader
Make it so any dedicated pet in your HoM can be displayed in town without you having to carry about the carcass in your inventory
Add an Auction house and stop the Spamadan "trading"
Add miniatures to all end level chests in dungeons and elite areas (mini urgoz, kanaxai, Ghostly in FoW, Reaper in UW, Duncan in Slavers, etc...)

Nessar

Nessar

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2008

West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiide

Gwen Has A Thing For [Pyre]

1.Make a ton of lvl 40 Marg/Tormented Demon Thingys/Afflicted/Charr/Destoryers raid Kama/KC/LA in a mob of 50(Varying monsters) every 5min.
2.Give everyone a stack of armbraces in their invt. But if they use it/trade/drop it/touch it, their account gets deleted.
3.Give everyone r15 hero but if they /rank, all their chars go bai bai
4.Give everyone GWAMM and watch the elitists cry
5.Make grawl drop stacks of ectos. Anyone who uses the ectos gets an insta ban 8D
6.And allow PK in towns :3

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

1) Delete ectos and shards
2) Delete all the useless rare skin items (Crystalline Sword)
3) Spawn Abaddon to all the towns and watch as peoples that typed /dance get served!!
4) Put Shiro in every areas and make him invisible so you can't see him on the map.
5) Give every players all the mini pets available right now in GW
6) Give everyone mini shark with lazer attached to his head that does 100 damage each shots!
7) Give all guilds instant 1,000,000 faction points and remove AB!
8) Slap mini froggy cuz he looked at me funny
9) Bring in Mad King as the final boss in the secret cow level!

Horace Slughorn

Horace Slughorn

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2008

Experientia Docet [OHX], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA], We Gat Dis [HRUU]

W/

If I were a GW god I'd make this uber skill for an obscure profession like say Assassin. It would combine all the advantages of Mist Form, Obsidian Flesh, and Spellbreaker, except it would also only be 10 energy and ofcourse would be permanently maintainable.

This skill would make you almost completely invincible, and would make skipping over large parts of the game a breeze. It would also allow teams to complete supposedly challenging areas in 20minutes for HM while dinner cooks Oh, and I would make this skill utterly useless for all other professions.

Oh wait...

Rexion

Rexion

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2007

[Luck]

E/

If I was God for a day... I wouldn't believe it

Atheism ftw.

Bowstring Badass

Bowstring Badass

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Character selection screen figuring what I want to play...

Purple Lingerie - :D

Delete everything that requires grind.

AKB48

AKB48

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2008

みやき町

Mo/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor View Post
So, if you had the power of Guild Wars God, for one day.
What would you do?


Would you cause havoc amongst the Guild Wars world for a sick amusement? Or try to make it a better place for noobs and leet players? How would you do it?
I would destroy SF into utter nothingness......and forever banishing it to the deepest realm of hell.

And I would make my characters a mansion deep in the UW

Issac

Issac

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Earthrealm

W/A

Have the power to kill everyone in the area instantly, and also have one hit kills.

Max all the titles on everyone's characters, then ppl won't have a reason to play anymore haha.

A11Eur0

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2005

W/

I'd shut down UW for the day except for me, give every monster 1hp and no skills, and they'd drop ecto like glittering dust...4 at a time. And I wouldn't say a word. End chest would drop 2 r7 eternal blades each time.

Simath

Simath

haha you're dumb

Join Date: Jul 2005

Moscow

Revert back to the days before Factions.

Oh, and bring back griffon farming.

The Meth

The Meth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

R/

I would make mending +15 regen and cost no energy to upkeep. I would do nothing else at all because I'm busy on GW 2.

Konig Des Todes

Konig Des Todes

Ooo, pretty flower

Join Date: Jan 2008

Citadel of the Decayed

The Archivists' Sanctum [Lore]

N/

1. Kill all idiots.
2. Change all builds in HM and Elite Areas to team balanced builds.
3. Remove Henchmen. Add 1 Mesmer, 1 Ritualist, 1 Paragon, and 1 Assassin. Remove Hero Limit.
4. Max my own titles without doing anymore work.
5. Make Prophecies missions mandatory to complete.
6. Finally, increase difficulty of major bosses (Glint, Khilbron, Kuunavang, Shiro, Varesh, Abaddon, Great Destroyer, Urgoz, Kanaxai, Mallyx, Duncan, Iron Forgeman).

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Simath View Post
Revert back to the days before Factions.

Oh, and bring back griffon farming.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss griffon farming omfg yess!!!! i would have orgasm after orgasm if that ever happens.

The Red Messenger

The Red Messenger

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

America

i would add more pvp maps and styles.

also add a pvp ladder system with new emotes that resets every few months or so

and probably spend the remainder of the day rebalancing a few skills that need it

DoomFrost

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Florida

E/

Relive 2005 and bring out Fireworks, wurms, and Gwen with her spontaneous combustion skill.

Make mending similar to cure hex only it removes conditions with semi reduced healing.

Remove heroes from PvP.

That's all I can think of right now.

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

Force ArenaNet to give a damn.

Sora267

Sora267

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by DoomFrost View Post
Make mending similar to cure hex only it removes conditions with semi reduced healing.
You mean [dismiss condition] but with a change of the condition for healing?

Shadowfox1125

Shadowfox1125

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2005

PST

W/

Give GW2 beta access first to GW beta players? That would be ArenaNet God.. ha.

Get rid of Heroes altogether.

Dmitri3

Dmitri3

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Canada, almost got to see a polar bear... :P

Get to know Guild Wars Gods more. Have a friendly chat with a goddess.

But more seriously, I'd... uh, prolly do nothing.

FengShuiDove

FengShuiDove

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2007

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA]

A/

Junundu Blessing: You take on the aspect of the wurm. You have 150 armor and 3,000 health. All your attributes are set to 12 and wurm attacks replace your skills.

Load it up on me and some other folks and get to clearing.

removed

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2007

I'd nerf [Word of Healing].

fenix

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Join Date: Aug 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

W/

/ban all

Alt+F4

Lishy

Lishy

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

I'd bang Lyssa, Melandru, Dwayna, and Kormir

Ah, yes. Lyssa. So hot that whoever gazes upon her is so mesmerized they forget to eat. That must be one hot chick that would be pleasurable to bang.

Sjeng

Sjeng

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

in my GH

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Deadshot Seven View Post
I'd delete and make it so every person who ever named their assassin after naruto or some crap would never be able to come back.
Ever again.
Awesome! lol. Same for all rangers named Legolas. It's just too unoriginal.

I'd make ALL FRIENDLY NPC's indisctructable and smarter, so all that frustration of failing missions or quests by dumb NPC's getting stuck or aggroing mobs will be a thing of the past.

I'd remove the hero limit.

I'd ADD MORE STORAGE (increase the vault size, the 250 stack cap, a place to put tomes, keys, dyes, books, minipets, armor etc).

I'd add a storage management screen/window in which you could move stuff around from ALL your characters plus your storage. No more logging out/in/out/in etc.

I'd add a login background selection option.

I'd make drunkard faster, as in 1 click = 1 point, just like sweets and party items. I'd also make those 3 titles account wide.

Make Legendary Survivor reset after each death so you can keep on trying for that title.

I'd add the missing 3 realms of the gods Melandru, Lyssa and Dwayna. Dwayna's would have lots of bunnies that turn agressive :P

I'd add additional (elite) armor for Paragons and Dervishes in Factions and Prophecies, and also for Assassins and Ritualists in Prophecies.

I'd make the MPB as common as a fungal wallow. mwuhahahaha!

I'd make 4 new elite elite armors, obtainable in the UW and the other 3 realms of the gods, similar to Obsi armor. Lyssa's would be something glowing, so we finally have an armor that actually goes with those chaos gloves, that horribly cut off your armor at the elbows.

I'd add a level 20 monsters area in pre-searing, only accessible by level 15 pre-characters. Screw death levelling. It's not an achievement, it's stupid and boring.

Malice Black

Site Legend

Join Date: Oct 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleikki View Post
ID Remove PvE skills, Remove Heros, Remove Inscriptions, Minipets, Greens, Nightfall, Guild wars Eye of the north. and return old favor system

mm Gw would be way better place without those
I'd play again.

doudou_steve

doudou_steve

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Canada

Guildless QQ

W/

If i was a god...

I would make a Realm of myself

Each time you go to this realm, you pay 1k fee, which go directly in my storage so you can make me happy, something that everybody wants too when you're a god.

Mickey

Mickey

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Eternal Insight

D/

I'd ban all Guild Wars moderators.

Have fun adjusting your game. It would probably be better if couldn't see what was going on.

faraaz

Banned

Join Date: Feb 2008

India

Hey Mallyx [icU]

A/

I'd remove all forms of PvP from the game. Then I would lol @ all the ppl who would come and Q.Q on these forums.

fowlero

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2007

England, UK

We Are The One And Only [rR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by faraaz View Post
I'd remove all forms of PvP from the game. Then I would lol @ all the ppl who would come and Q.Q on these forums.
Remove pve, you'd get a bigger reaction.

I'd balance the game.

faraaz

Banned

Join Date: Feb 2008

India

Hey Mallyx [icU]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by fowlero View Post
Remove pve, you'd get a bigger reaction.

I'd balance the game.
Ah but you see...I don't like PvP