As a boy I spent much times in these lands.
IronSheik
What is YOUR most memorable GW quote? (From a NPC, quest log, whatever.)
Glider of chaos
"Their healer's a sissy! You hear me? SISSY!"
Khim
Khim
fenix
Nika: "Get your hands off me, pongmang! You are unfit to touch me!"
Off-Duty Guard: "Such harsh words. We only want to talk."
Off-Duty Guard: "Careful, you saw what she did to the boss's guards."
Nika: "I said...get...your...kai sang...hands...off...me!"
rofllll, pongmang and kai sang, best insults EVER.
Off-Duty Guard: "Such harsh words. We only want to talk."
Off-Duty Guard: "Careful, you saw what she did to the boss's guards."
Nika: "I said...get...your...kai sang...hands...off...me!"
rofllll, pongmang and kai sang, best insults EVER.
brbafkdnd
King Adelbern: "Rise, my son. you have done well. The discovery of Stormcaller is surely a sign of victory."
Prince Rurik: "It is a powerful weapon, but I fear not powerful enough. The Charr have amassed an army of many thousands."
King Adelbern: "You overestimate these beasts, Rurik. Do not be afraid."
Prince Rurik: "I am not afraid, father. I have seen them in battle. Rin has been destroyed! It would be wise to escape while we can. We should make for Kryta and rebuild our strength. Not wait here for death."
King Adelbern: "I will never allow Ascalons to live in the shadow of the Krytans! It is Rin that will be rebuilt. And you will learn your place."
Prince Rurik: "You have grown proud, Adelbern of Ascalon...proud and foolish!"
King Adelbern: "You would dare call your king a fool? I will hear no more. I banish you from Ascalon! You are no longer my prince, and you are no longer my son!"
Prince Rurik: "People of Rin! Your king will lead you to death. If you wish to see better days, if you wish to live, then leave the beasts behind and follow me over the Shiverpeaks. We make for Kryta and a new life, free of the Charr."
one of the most epic cinematics ever. It was really dramatic.
Prince Rurik: "It is a powerful weapon, but I fear not powerful enough. The Charr have amassed an army of many thousands."
King Adelbern: "You overestimate these beasts, Rurik. Do not be afraid."
Prince Rurik: "I am not afraid, father. I have seen them in battle. Rin has been destroyed! It would be wise to escape while we can. We should make for Kryta and rebuild our strength. Not wait here for death."
King Adelbern: "I will never allow Ascalons to live in the shadow of the Krytans! It is Rin that will be rebuilt. And you will learn your place."
Prince Rurik: "You have grown proud, Adelbern of Ascalon...proud and foolish!"
King Adelbern: "You would dare call your king a fool? I will hear no more. I banish you from Ascalon! You are no longer my prince, and you are no longer my son!"
Prince Rurik: "People of Rin! Your king will lead you to death. If you wish to see better days, if you wish to live, then leave the beasts behind and follow me over the Shiverpeaks. We make for Kryta and a new life, free of the Charr."
one of the most epic cinematics ever. It was really dramatic.
DoomFrost
Budo from Problem Salving quest:
"Thorn Devourer Salve? I had some, but it did not work the way I had hoped. You see, I...I mean, my wife and I, have been experiencing some...personal difficulties. A friend of mine swore that Thorn Devourer Salve could help my...inability. Needless to say, it did not work. Otherwise, why would I be standing here talking to the likes of you? On the bright side, I have not felt this energized in years! I am afraid I do not have any left."
I had a good laugh when I read that for the first time.
"Thorn Devourer Salve? I had some, but it did not work the way I had hoped. You see, I...I mean, my wife and I, have been experiencing some...personal difficulties. A friend of mine swore that Thorn Devourer Salve could help my...inability. Needless to say, it did not work. Otherwise, why would I be standing here talking to the likes of you? On the bright side, I have not felt this energized in years! I am afraid I do not have any left."
I had a good laugh when I read that for the first time.
Magic Wut Huh Asdf
Beware... the harvest... ceremony! The emperor is going... to kill you!
ZenRgy
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Originally Posted by fenix
Nika: "Get your hands off me, pongmang! You are unfit to touch me!"
Off-Duty Guard: "Such harsh words. We only want to talk." Off-Duty Guard: "Careful, you saw what she did to the boss's guards." Nika: "I said...get...your...kai sang...hands...off...me!" rofllll, pongmang and kai sang, best insults EVER. |
Zenrgy The Fallen: Fenix, will you marry me? I can't live without you.
Fenix Ironstar: Yes. Oh god yes. I've been waiting so long for you to ask *tear*
LicensedLuny
Dagnar Stonepate, "Your punishment for trespassing is death," and really, the whole end of The Frost Gate mission.
Freya The Firm, "Like, roar," and "Like, ouch," and Stefan the Sonorous, "The journey was difficult, long, and somewhat boring, but they persevered," during All's Well That Ends Well. I was actually lol'ing at that play the first time I saw it.
First was most memorable shock. Second was most memorable laugh.
Cheers to IronSheik - great idea for a thread!
EDIT
Freya The Firm, "Like, roar," and "Like, ouch," and Stefan the Sonorous, "The journey was difficult, long, and somewhat boring, but they persevered," during All's Well That Ends Well. I was actually lol'ing at that play the first time I saw it.
First was most memorable shock. Second was most memorable laugh.
Cheers to IronSheik - great idea for a thread!
EDIT
My freakish friend, who refuses to do more than lurk Guru, was the first to alert me to this thread. Upon seeing my response above, he insisted that I edit my post to report his favorite NPC quote. too.
A NPC hanging around the Citadel in Wilderness of Bahdza says this,
"You know why monks are always skulking around in the back? Because they're sneaky. I don't trust 'em back there. I don't trust 'em at all."
My friend even sent me a SS of it.
Apollo Smile
Random Ascalon Guard: Prince Rurik!-Prince Rurik!... Prince Rurik! (All using the same voice clip.)
Little Thom: That Cappo woman is a pain in my backside. I don't know if I should kill her or marry her.
Koss: Enough is enough! I have had it with these Balthazar-blasted drakes on this Balthazar-blasted plain.
Siegemaster Lormar: Damn Charr snuck up while I was repairing this trebuchet. Its missing a release lever, a restraining bolt, and an arming crank.
Search the other wrecked trebuchets to find those three pieces, and bring them to me. If ya do, I can fix this little lovely; and we'll give those charr a taste of their own filth!
Master Togo: Mhenlo, come celebrate with us!
GOX: *CAN I BE MON-GOOSE DOG**
There are a ton more, but I can't think of anymore off the top of my head. I really enjoy the dialog for the game. Alot of the "Yes/No" answers for our playable characters are funny too.
Little Thom: That Cappo woman is a pain in my backside. I don't know if I should kill her or marry her.
Koss: Enough is enough! I have had it with these Balthazar-blasted drakes on this Balthazar-blasted plain.
Siegemaster Lormar: Damn Charr snuck up while I was repairing this trebuchet. Its missing a release lever, a restraining bolt, and an arming crank.
Search the other wrecked trebuchets to find those three pieces, and bring them to me. If ya do, I can fix this little lovely; and we'll give those charr a taste of their own filth!
Master Togo: Mhenlo, come celebrate with us!
GOX: *CAN I BE MON-GOOSE DOG**
There are a ton more, but I can't think of anymore off the top of my head. I really enjoy the dialog for the game. Alot of the "Yes/No" answers for our playable characters are funny too.
Divinity Sword
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Originally Posted by DoomFrost
Budo from Problem Salving quest:
"Thorn Devourer Salve? I had some, but it did not work the way I had hoped. You see, I...I mean, my wife and I, have been experiencing some...personal difficulties. A friend of mine swore that Thorn Devourer Salve could help my...inability. Needless to say, it did not work. Otherwise, why would I be standing here talking to the likes of you? On the bright side, I have not felt this energized in years! I am afraid I do not have any left." I had a good laugh when I read that for the first time. |
Darkhorse
Cynn has some good lines.
"Mhenlo is so sweet, isn't he? Makes me think he's covering for something. I keep remembering a time in Kaineng when we ran into his old 'acquaintances.' TWIN acquaintances. Just thinking about that makes me want to burn something."
"Mhenlo is so sweet, isn't he? Makes me think he's covering for something. I keep remembering a time in Kaineng when we ran into his old 'acquaintances.' TWIN acquaintances. Just thinking about that makes me want to burn something."
batno_mercy
Kilroy Stonekin: "Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"
Rick Thene
"Prince Rurik! Prince Rurik!"
Monk Gsb
"Here's my proposal: you stand there and I'll hit you!"
vekk <3
altho the op's is also verry memorable, if u dont know who said that you dont know guildwars :P
vekk <3
altho the op's is also verry memorable, if u dont know who said that you dont know guildwars :P
Socrates The Mauler
"I'm going to turn you into my SOLDIERS!"
(shiro)
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exploiter
Livia or somebody: You are very lucky. Scars are sexy.
Zackile Greenbirth
From the new year event this year the quest "hopeless romantic"
Hai Len: There she is. I feel so excited I could nearly burst. Jei! Jei, I have something I must tell you!
Jei Zohn: Yes. And you are...?
Hai Len: Don't you remember? My name is Hai Len. I've loved you since the moment I saw you! We're fated to be together!
Jei Zohn: Oh? Oh! Hai, how I have longed to hear those words. The truth is, I've always loved you, too.
Hai Len: Oh, how a chorus of angels sings in my heart! But even their voices pale in comparison to the sound of hearing you say those words!
Jei Zohn: It is true. There is something about you, Hai, something that I've always wanted. Please, come closer....
Hai Len:: Of course my love!
Hai Len: Wait. Where are you going, my love? And...where's my coin purse?!
i had her targeted to fight lol didn't think she's just run off lol
Hai Len: There she is. I feel so excited I could nearly burst. Jei! Jei, I have something I must tell you!
Jei Zohn: Yes. And you are...?
Hai Len: Don't you remember? My name is Hai Len. I've loved you since the moment I saw you! We're fated to be together!
Jei Zohn: Oh? Oh! Hai, how I have longed to hear those words. The truth is, I've always loved you, too.
Hai Len: Oh, how a chorus of angels sings in my heart! But even their voices pale in comparison to the sound of hearing you say those words!
Jei Zohn: It is true. There is something about you, Hai, something that I've always wanted. Please, come closer....
Hai Len:: Of course my love!
Hai Len: Wait. Where are you going, my love? And...where's my coin purse?!
i had her targeted to fight lol didn't think she's just run off lol
glacialphoenix
"Choke on this, physics!" -- Vekk.
"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times." -- Reyna.
EDIT: The Cynn quote reminded me of all the sappy lines Mhenlo says in GWEN. Mostly to do with Cynn. I think there was a quote somewhere about "Cynn's burning love." It made me laugh.
"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times." -- Reyna.
EDIT: The Cynn quote reminded me of all the sappy lines Mhenlo says in GWEN. Mostly to do with Cynn. I think there was a quote somewhere about "Cynn's burning love." It made me laugh.
Mari Tair
Guwon the Wise: "People of Cantha, bear witness to a life-changing event."
Guwon the Wise: "Chong, you stand before the gods a humble servant. Your fate doled out mercilessly by agents unknown."
Guwon the Wise: "Let your soul be cleansed this day. Sit and feel benevolence from beyond!"
*Chong dies*
Guwon the Wise: "Oh dear."
I was giggling the whole way trough that one that. Got to love how A-net come up with stuff like this.
Saidra: We're caught.
Saidra: Take Evennia to the east. The Deldrimor Dwarves use the frozen lakes and rivers there for transport.
Saidra: If you're lucky you'll find one of their ice ships.
Saidra: I'll hold off the Mursaat as long as I can.
Saidra: Take my bow. I won't be needing it where I'm going.
Saidra: To the end of us all!
Evennia: Quickly. Don't let Saidra's sacrifice be wasted.
This is such a sad dialogue, Poor Sadria.
"I can't say I agree with the decision to help Palawa Joko. You do remember that it was the Order of Whispers, who put him in the ground in the first place?"
Yet the master of whispers does nothing to..put him back down there... even though he says this during/before doing the Ruins of Morah which is where you stop helping Palawa Joko, o_O Odd little hero-guy..
"I'm right behind you. No, don't turn around. The battle is in front of you. Let me worry about your backside." Kihm = best monk ever, She should have been a hero rather then just a Hench.
Guwon the Wise: "Chong, you stand before the gods a humble servant. Your fate doled out mercilessly by agents unknown."
Guwon the Wise: "Let your soul be cleansed this day. Sit and feel benevolence from beyond!"
*Chong dies*
Guwon the Wise: "Oh dear."
I was giggling the whole way trough that one that. Got to love how A-net come up with stuff like this.
Saidra: We're caught.
Saidra: Take Evennia to the east. The Deldrimor Dwarves use the frozen lakes and rivers there for transport.
Saidra: If you're lucky you'll find one of their ice ships.
Saidra: I'll hold off the Mursaat as long as I can.
Saidra: Take my bow. I won't be needing it where I'm going.
Saidra: To the end of us all!
Evennia: Quickly. Don't let Saidra's sacrifice be wasted.
This is such a sad dialogue, Poor Sadria.
"I can't say I agree with the decision to help Palawa Joko. You do remember that it was the Order of Whispers, who put him in the ground in the first place?"
Yet the master of whispers does nothing to..put him back down there... even though he says this during/before doing the Ruins of Morah which is where you stop helping Palawa Joko, o_O Odd little hero-guy..
"I'm right behind you. No, don't turn around. The battle is in front of you. Let me worry about your backside." Kihm = best monk ever, She should have been a hero rather then just a Hench.
kupp
"Like, ROARRR"
Ghengis Kwell
After watching the guy die in the sea during the Quest many times...'Oh Dear'
ele pl
Insc "Knowing is Half the Battle"
StormLord
Hai Len: Never fear, friends, that was just a coincidence. A bloody, violent coincidence.
Kournan Engineer: Stupid demons... makin' the stupid equipment rust...
Kournan Engineer: Stupid demons... makin' the stupid equipment rust...
Miss Merryweather
Josephine: "You've got to be kidding me."
Merchant: "I never kid."
Josephine: "Four gold for a head of lettuce?"
Merchant: "It's supply and demand."
Josephine: "Well, then I demand my money back."
Merchant: "Look, Joe, my whole crop was trampled by those ghouls."
Josephine: "I don't care. I won't pay that much."
Merchant: "Suit yourself."
Merchant: "I never kid."
Josephine: "Four gold for a head of lettuce?"
Merchant: "It's supply and demand."
Josephine: "Well, then I demand my money back."
Merchant: "Look, Joe, my whole crop was trampled by those ghouls."
Josephine: "I don't care. I won't pay that much."
Merchant: "Suit yourself."
ZodiacFear
The last day dawns on the kingdom of Ascalon.
lemming
crmf.ytmnd.com
zelgadissan
As far as actual quotes, just about anything that Kihm says. However, since Bruce Campbell is pretty much the guy I'd be gay for, I have to go with "Klaatu...barada...necktie?" from the Spiritual Possession.
This thread reminds me of how awesome they could have made the dialogue between certain heroes; for example if you take Gwen and Pyre in the same team they could just bitch at each other constantly, or Koss and Melonni could be trying to one-up each other in battle, etc.
This thread reminds me of how awesome they could have made the dialogue between certain heroes; for example if you take Gwen and Pyre in the same team they could just bitch at each other constantly, or Koss and Melonni could be trying to one-up each other in battle, etc.
crazybanshee
During wintersday there was a random npc in kamadan, over by the dock area where you respawn after exiting the strength of snow quest. I tried to get a ss of what he said, but I missed it. Was something to the effect of 'Both our families are crazy. Let's stay here this year'. Made me lol but I only saw it the one time.
Kook~NBK~
Eww... Blood! -Tahlkora
Nature Loves Me
Saidra( I think it was her): "To the end of us all!"
Gwmaster
Gwen: "Mommy always said not to play with fire. But Mommy's dead."
Squishy ftw
"Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, idiot."
~Devona
~Devona
recon54
Oggy: "Ladies, ladies, please. Why the cold shoulder? The Oggmeister's boiling over with a potful o' love ready to thaw out these frigid hearts."
Florggi: "Because you're weird, smelly, and have teeny-tiny ears. That's why. Jezza, let's go!"
Florggi: "Because you're weird, smelly, and have teeny-tiny ears. That's why. Jezza, let's go!"
sportacus
Take that, Physics!
MisterB
Oink: Oink!
12chars
12chars
Commander Ryker
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Originally Posted by brbafkdnd
King Adelbern: "Rise, my son. you have done well. The discovery of Stormcaller is surely a sign of victory."
Prince Rurik: "It is a powerful weapon, but I fear not powerful enough. The Charr have amassed an army of many thousands." King Adelbern: "You overestimate these beasts, Rurik. Do not be afraid." Prince Rurik: "I am not afraid, father. I have seen them in battle. Rin has been destroyed! It would be wise to escape while we can. We should make for Kryta and rebuild our strength. Not wait here for death." King Adelbern: "I will never allow Ascalons to live in the shadow of the Krytans! It is Rin that will be rebuilt. And you will learn your place." Prince Rurik: "You have grown proud, Adelbern of Ascalon...proud and foolish!" King Adelbern: "You would dare call your king a fool? I will hear no more. I banish you from Ascalon! You are no longer my prince, and you are no longer my son!" Prince Rurik: "People of Rin! Your king will lead you to death. If you wish to see better days, if you wish to live, then leave the beasts behind and follow me over the Shiverpeaks. We make for Kryta and a new life, free of the Charr." one of the most epic cinematics ever. It was really dramatic. |
Apollo Smile
Yuri the Hand: Greetings, Togo. I am Yuri the Hand, the minister of war's... instrument.
Yuri the Hand: I shall make this quick.
(Yuri gets owned)
Master Togo: Your prediction was correct, Yuri. You made this a quick fight.
Talon Silverwing: You amuse me, featherless one. Well said.
(Before fighting Minister Wona)
Master Togo: Why all of this, Wona? Peace was in our grasp.
Minister Wona: I am the minister of *WAR*, Togo. When Cantha fights, my coffers overflow. I have no use for peace, especially with inhuman savages.
Minister Wona: Blaming your death on the Tengu will drive the emperor mad with grief. He will declare complete and utter retribution. Cantha's riches will be at my disposal, and the Tengu lands shall be mine once I have removed them from it. Aerie will make a lovely summer retreat, do you not think so?
Master Togo: Talon, have you heard enough? I believe you know by now who is behind this madness. Let us finish this. Perhaps the minister will talk less with his head in a satchel.
Master Togo's entire mission was badass.
Yuri the Hand: I shall make this quick.
(Yuri gets owned)
Master Togo: Your prediction was correct, Yuri. You made this a quick fight.
Talon Silverwing: You amuse me, featherless one. Well said.
(Before fighting Minister Wona)
Master Togo: Why all of this, Wona? Peace was in our grasp.
Minister Wona: I am the minister of *WAR*, Togo. When Cantha fights, my coffers overflow. I have no use for peace, especially with inhuman savages.
Minister Wona: Blaming your death on the Tengu will drive the emperor mad with grief. He will declare complete and utter retribution. Cantha's riches will be at my disposal, and the Tengu lands shall be mine once I have removed them from it. Aerie will make a lovely summer retreat, do you not think so?
Master Togo: Talon, have you heard enough? I believe you know by now who is behind this madness. Let us finish this. Perhaps the minister will talk less with his head in a satchel.
Master Togo's entire mission was badass.
riktw
dont know the whole thing but its from some asura guy, i guess vekk:
you put 3 asura together and you will get 4 different opinions.
some one knows the whole scene?
you put 3 asura together and you will get 4 different opinions.
some one knows the whole scene?
Deadshot Seven
"How do you know you haven't already met a female dwarf? eh? eh?"
Ogden Stonehealer.
Ogden Stonehealer.
Ate of DK
Yes, that's during the cutscene you get when you enter Vlox's Falls the first time with the Asuran primairy quests.
Edit:
One of my favourites is during the cutscene where they get ready to destroy the Great Destroyer. The Norn arrive and Ogden asks: "There are five of you?" And gets replied: "I thought 4 would be enough but Olaf's daugther insisted she comes along!"
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One of my favourites is during the cutscene where they get ready to destroy the Great Destroyer. The Norn arrive and Ogden asks: "There are five of you?" And gets replied: "I thought 4 would be enough but Olaf's daugther insisted she comes along!"