As a boy I spent much times in these lands.
Gwmaster
lol ogden is awesome..i like when, at the end of the blood washes blood quest, he says" The great dwarf save me!" in an angry way. its like he's saying "fu** this norn crap..i've had enough"
faraaz
Mine would be:
Devona: Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, meet idiot.
Reminded me of Minsc from BG2.
Devona: Idiot, meet hammer. Hammer, meet idiot.
Reminded me of Minsc from BG2.
Nightow
Xandra has a couple of gems that are my favorites.
"Go easy into the next life. Who knows? Perhaps I'll summon you to battle one day."
"Guess what's in this urn? Go on, guess!"
"Turtles: You gotta love them."
"Go easy into the next life. Who knows? Perhaps I'll summon you to battle one day."
"Guess what's in this urn? Go on, guess!"
"Turtles: You gotta love them."
fenix
Herta: "My ex used to spell my name H-U-R-T-A. Guess why."
Innuendo.
Innuendo.
Perkunas
"Resistance is futile."
Jae Onasi
These were some of my favorites of the spiritual possession ones:
"I like how they've decorated this place. The talking lights are a nice touch."
"I see dead people." (if you haven't seen The Sixth Sense to, well, make sense of it, you should.)
"There's a reason there's a festival ticket in my ear. I'm trying to lure the evil spirits out of my head."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." (it's just so non sequitur)
But my most favorite, probably because I work in the eyecare field, was this one:
"Then the healer told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy. That's why it was the best summer ever."
I laughed so hard.
"I like how they've decorated this place. The talking lights are a nice touch."
"I see dead people." (if you haven't seen The Sixth Sense to, well, make sense of it, you should.)
"There's a reason there's a festival ticket in my ear. I'm trying to lure the evil spirits out of my head."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." (it's just so non sequitur)
But my most favorite, probably because I work in the eyecare field, was this one:
"Then the healer told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy. That's why it was the best summer ever."
I laughed so hard.
blooQkazoo
I forget which cut scene this belongs too:
Me: So what are the Destroyers going to do tomorrow night, Vekk?
Vekk: The same thing they try to do every night, Bookah... TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
The Pinky, the Pinky, the Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain
Me: So what are the Destroyers going to do tomorrow night, Vekk?
Vekk: The same thing they try to do every night, Bookah... TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
The Pinky, the Pinky, the Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain
the savage nornbear
"They say killing is hard...perhaps they're not doing it right."-Olias
"I will carve my name in your skull!"-Koss
"I will carve my name in your skull!"-Koss
Zodiac Meteor
"What is similar about a Paragon and a Drunkard?
They shout at strangers and run around with out pants!"
~King Thorn.
They shout at strangers and run around with out pants!"
~King Thorn.
.HunTer
"I see dead people." << With the aura or something
"I have the perfect weapons right here: your body, your soul. Both can be
convinced to work against you..." << Livia
"I have the perfect weapons right here: your body, your soul. Both can be
convinced to work against you..." << Livia
Snow Bunny
"Idiot, meet hammer"
pumpkin pie
yay, i have internet. dialup blah. better then non.
my favourite quotes, this one: #@%$# << lol
my favourite quotes, this one: #@%$# << lol
Sierraa
Siegemaster Lormar: Damn Charr snuck up while I was repairing this trebuchet.
That comes in 2nd place. :]
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"Like, ROARRR"
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Teknikaali
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As a boy I spent much time in these lands.
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Edit: The second quote I like the most is in Shiverpeak Mountains where the player shouts "Rurik, no!" when he.. well.. *spoilerspoiler*
The Red Messenger
"he tried to bargain from a position of weakness" (pyre fierceshot to gwen during a cinematic where he shoots a charr in the neck)
Chokey
Vekk- 'I can kill you with my brain.'
^^ Most awesomest quote in game imo.
^^ Most awesomest quote in game imo.
Sjeng
Koss: Enough is enough! I have had it with these Balthazar-blasted drakes on this Balthazar-blasted plain.
Prince Bokka: This play is utter tripe! (don't know why, but I still find that one funny)
Freya: Like, Roar!
Guwon the Wise: Oh dear.
Hai Len: Never fear, friends, that was just a coincidence. A bloody, violent coincidence.
Anything from the Spiritual Possession. lol. thats's pure win.
Oink: Oink! (man, I can't help click him all the way to the village lol)
And obviously King Thorns jokes. I love that monarch.
There are many many more. I love all movie references.
Great thread! Had some big smiles @ work (and wondering looks of colleagues).
Prince Bokka: This play is utter tripe! (don't know why, but I still find that one funny)
Freya: Like, Roar!
Guwon the Wise: Oh dear.
Hai Len: Never fear, friends, that was just a coincidence. A bloody, violent coincidence.
Anything from the Spiritual Possession. lol. thats's pure win.
Oink: Oink! (man, I can't help click him all the way to the village lol)
And obviously King Thorns jokes. I love that monarch.
There are many many more. I love all movie references.
Great thread! Had some big smiles @ work (and wondering looks of colleagues).
Lord Sojar
I am pretty sure the funniest thing in GW ever dialog wise is in Minister Cho's estate.
If you do the mission, and watch the cinematics, you will see the guards talking. At one point, one of the guards is impailed, and screams "Ugh!!" or something to that effect.
If you switch the language settings for audio to any other language, and watch the scene, the accents are completely different for that guard, but his scream is the same.
Always brings me to tears laughing (that and Master Togo in french sounds like a crazed pastry chef...)
If you do the mission, and watch the cinematics, you will see the guards talking. At one point, one of the guards is impailed, and screams "Ugh!!" or something to that effect.
If you switch the language settings for audio to any other language, and watch the scene, the accents are completely different for that guard, but his scream is the same.
Always brings me to tears laughing (that and Master Togo in french sounds like a crazed pastry chef...)
Gwondolas Marillion
"I am Sif, great hunter of north, slayer of ten dozen wolves, threescore bear, and one vicious rabbit."
cataphract
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Freya The Firm, "Like, roar," and "Like, ouch," and Stefan the Sonorous, "The journey was difficult, long, and somewhat boring, but they persevered," during All's Well That Ends Well. I was actually lol'ing at that play the first time I saw it.
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One of the best and most enjoyable surprises in GW.
One Eye
"There are a million ways to kill a man. This is number 362."
- Master of Whispers
- Master of Whispers
Riot Narita
"Argh! It's a skale stampede!"
Alyssaa
My husband left me for a bone minion...
BuGi
In a cave east from here lies a beastial creature made from malice and shade. Bring me the spectral essence of this beast, and I will infuse its protection into your armor. </seer>
tepp
"The journey of life is best taken with good company." - Kormir
A good motto to live by.
A good motto to live by.
T1Cybernetic
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Factions
Kaineng City (general): "What is it with this place? Every female around here seems to know Mhenlo...personally. Well, he better hope none of his little 'friends' upset me too much, sometimes my spells miss...." |
Darcy
Orion (henchman) - "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried."
Arden Kindlecorpse
Claude (henchie): I never understood sand.
*Paris*
Danika and her "lovely" voice: "Lyssa Be Damned!"
ele pl
Even after playing 3 years, I have never known that GW has SO EPIC texts
Shadowfox1125
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During her appearance in the Beta Weekend Event: * "My name is Gwen. And I don't like yooou." * "My mother? Let me tell you about my mother." * "Mommy always said not to play with fire. But Mommy's dead." * "Why does everyone I love always die?" * "We need no water, let the ..." * "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!" * "Painful to live in fear, isn't it?" * "Hey, where are you going?" * "You didn't save Ascalon, now I'm gonna hurt you." * "Burn it to the ground! Muhahahaha!" * "My favorite 3 things: skipping, playing the flute, and burning towns down." * "Ashes, ashes, you all fall down!" * "Burn baby burn!" * "Ok, (character name) time to die." * "If you don't get off me, I'll burn you, (your name)." * "Do you like fire, (your name)." * "Eeny Meany Miney Mo, I pick you, (your name)." * "It's not an easy thing to meet your maker, (your name)." * "Stop touching me, (your name), that's inappropriate behaviour." |
warrior running
How do u guys remember these
IronSheik
Gotta say, while vanqing jade area with Aurora, my new favorite quote
"Hit them in the squishy parts!"
"Hit them in the squishy parts!"
Lihinel
"My 3 favourite things: Skipping, playing the flute, and burning towns down."
~Gwen, Beta Weekend
"By Balthazar's beard! Rin burns!"
~ Rurik, Nolani Academy/Rin
"These trees won't burn. I tried."
~Cynn, Echovald Forest
... (Fire) Elemetalist main. XD
~Gwen, Beta Weekend
"By Balthazar's beard! Rin burns!"
~ Rurik, Nolani Academy/Rin
"These trees won't burn. I tried."
~Cynn, Echovald Forest
... (Fire) Elemetalist main. XD
MBTW
*YOU-ARE THE-ONE.* MOX
"Good, Bad, I'm the girl with the big weapon." Jora
"Good, Bad, I'm the girl with the big weapon." Jora
Tarkin
StormX
Lol when I saw that one I was like "ewwww"
Anyway, some of my favourites:
norn brawler: "Yer momma was a mountain goat!"
stone summit: "Its Kilroy stonekin! Run! I still owe him money!" and "Say goodbye to yer teeth!"
tournament spectator: "Spank them headmaster! Now that's some REAL punishment!"
Quest response:
Accept: "To vabbi!"
Reject: "To the nearest tavern!"
Lots of others that I can't remember atm. I'm sure theres a BG2 reference in there somewhere but I forgot where. (edit:Oh ya..."Evil, meet my sword! Sword, meet Eeevil!!!")
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Shiny: "Gorren is my mommy! I'm going to live in a hidden city!"
Tournament spectator: "Luxons rock! Kurzicks wear makeup!"
Orion: "Oh for the love of...you mussed my hair!"
Goren: "These are fists of major destruction bub!"
Kai Ying: "They say you should appreciate everything you have, thats why I appreciate myself constantly!"
Sock thief: "Mercenaries! You'll never catch me! I am a leaf on the wind! I, Dreier Dane, the infamous clothing bandit of lore and song, cannot be captured! I know why the caged moa sings!"
Actually everything he says is hilarious so... XD
Anyway, some of my favourites:
norn brawler: "Yer momma was a mountain goat!"
stone summit: "Its Kilroy stonekin! Run! I still owe him money!" and "Say goodbye to yer teeth!"
tournament spectator: "Spank them headmaster! Now that's some REAL punishment!"
Quest response:
Accept: "To vabbi!"
Reject: "To the nearest tavern!"
Lots of others that I can't remember atm. I'm sure theres a BG2 reference in there somewhere but I forgot where. (edit:Oh ya..."Evil, meet my sword! Sword, meet Eeevil!!!")
More
Shiny: "Gorren is my mommy! I'm going to live in a hidden city!"
Tournament spectator: "Luxons rock! Kurzicks wear makeup!"
Orion: "Oh for the love of...you mussed my hair!"
Goren: "These are fists of major destruction bub!"
Kai Ying: "They say you should appreciate everything you have, thats why I appreciate myself constantly!"
Sock thief: "Mercenaries! You'll never catch me! I am a leaf on the wind! I, Dreier Dane, the infamous clothing bandit of lore and song, cannot be captured! I know why the caged moa sings!"
Actually everything he says is hilarious so... XD
Kotetsu Rain
Haha most of the good ones have already been said but I still chuckle when I rememeber this one:
Devona: I've hammered all around these plains.
Devona: I've hammered all around these plains.
RedNova88
"Are you the Keymaster?"
"And this is where I met the lich. He told me to burn things."
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"
First two are just your character rambling after getting the buff/debuff from the fortunes during the festival.
"And this is where I met the lich. He told me to burn things."
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"
First two are just your character rambling after getting the buff/debuff from the fortunes during the festival.
glacialphoenix
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There's also "Go for the Eyes!"
Unfortunately, I think they lose a lot of their kick when they're not voiced, and when they're not accompanied by a miniature giant space hamster.