Drunkard Timer

Smurf Minions

Smurf Minions

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

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Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

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This drunkard timer is an easy to use drunkard timer, which will show the time in your windows status bar, and can be used for both 1 minute and 3 minute drinks.





People playing full screen have the option to turn the sound on, and auto-add minutes.

You don't have to download anything, just follow the URL and you can use it

The drunkard timer and a list of functions can be found here:

http://guildwarsholland.nl/drunkard_timer.php

Currently its tested and works in Internet Explorer, Firefox and Google Chrome, but it will probably work in any other web-browsers.

Smurf Minions

Smurf Minions

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2006

Somewhere you can't see

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

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I've added an extra screenshot for some extra info

Sjeng

Sjeng

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

in my GH

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

W/

FANTASTIC SMURF!!!
proud to have you in my guild lol.

BTW: the timer seems to be off by a second or so every minute... There's a gap between the beep and the hero window drunkard title bar that gets bigger every minute... (I use opera btw).

[Morkai]

[Morkai]

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Oct 2007

Heroes of Elonia [HE]

W/Rt

Awesome! Just what i've been looking for. Thanks a lot!

Smurf Minions

Smurf Minions

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Join Date: Jun 2006

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Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sjeng View Post
FANTASTIC SMURF!!!
proud to have you in my guild lol.

BTW: the timer seems to be off by a second or so every minute... There's a gap between the beep and the hero window drunkard title bar that gets bigger every minute... (I use opera btw).
I just tested in firefox with my mobile stopwatch. Started on 4:60 and ended on 3:00, my mobile gives 2:00.28, and thats just because i clicked a little later then i saw the 3:00.

It's being calculated by the javascript of the browser, so it could be different in opera, but i'm not sure.

Divinus Stella

Divinus Stella

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Wales

Steel Phoenix

Simple but awesome tool, should help speed things up since im too lazy to watch the hero screen :P

Just one small snag, its Pause not Pauze but apart from that i love it.

Hanging Man

Hanging Man

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

Deep in the Shire

very awesome tool
not gonna use it, cuz im too poor to buy drinks
but when I do.
this is simply awesome Gj man

Coney

Coney

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2008

requires apple quicktime plugin?

it didn't beep at 3 minutes - I toggled beep at 3, and add 3 at 1:58...

Argentino

Argentino

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Gmt+1

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Thnx!
Currently working on drunkard, gonna testdrive this.


edit: plz change that sound, its annoying

Smurf Minions

Smurf Minions

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Join Date: Jun 2006

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Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Coney View Post
requires apple quicktime plugin?

it didn't beep at 3 minutes - I toggled beep at 3, and add 3 at 1:58...
it seems to use quicktime yes, but i'm almost sure some others should work too. (it uses quicktime here)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Argentino
Thnx!
Currently working on drunkard, gonna testdrive this.


edit: plz change that sound, its annoying
it may be annoying, but else you wont notice it :P

tasha

tasha

Auctions Mod

Join Date: Jan 2006

UK

Mystic Spiral [MYST]

Very nice tool. I'm using it as we speak (far far better than other alarm clocks I've used).

Is there any way of making it so that the window does not pop on top when the alarm sounds? It'd be nice to leave Guild Wars on top if possible (maybe an option). I'm using Firefox

Smurf Minions

Smurf Minions

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Join Date: Jun 2006

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Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by tasha_darke View Post
Very nice tool. I'm using it as we speak (far far better than other alarm clocks I've used).

Is there any way of making it so that the window does not pop on top when the alarm sounds? It'd be nice to leave Guild Wars on top if possible (maybe an option). I'm using Firefox
I can't do anything about firefox's behavior, i'm sorry to say that. In my case, it will only pop-up when i'm browsing in firefox, not when i'm gaming. (and i have the newest version of FF and using XP)

Argentino

Argentino

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Gmt+1

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Smurf Minions View Post
it may be annoying, but else you wont notice it :P
Any other sound would be great ... after listening to this one for 4 hours in a row (i hate this drunkard title) it really gets annoying, not only for me but also for the others in the same room. :S
Another one would get noticed to

Smurf Minions

Smurf Minions

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Argentino View Post
Any other sound would be great ... after listening to this one for 4 hours in a row (i hate this drunkard title) it really gets annoying, not only for me but also for the others in the same room. :S
Another one would get noticed to
if you can find me one, i might add an option to choose which sound you would like to hear

Argentino

Argentino

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2007

Gmt+1

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i use this timer daily, its really helping me to get my title without wasting to many drinks cos i forgot to drink up, didn't check my title increase, or was to busy fighting mobs.
Sound is still annoying me and the guildies on vent lol.

D A R K S O I F O N

D A R K S O I F O N

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2009

^ ^In your bedroom (0-_-0)

Unexpected Advantage (UA)

E/Me

so for some 1 to max this title, what do i need to do to max this title. Is it true that by zonin in and out of certain towns the timmer still remains active by an additional minute?

Expherious

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2007

Wolfenstein Fuel Dump

Melandru's Elite Hunters [Hunt]

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Ive been meaning to download an auto-clicker, and set it to click every minute IMO it would make it way easier to get it.

FengShuiDove

FengShuiDove

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2007

Trinity of the Ascended [ToA]

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Looks great, will be trying this for my few stacks of 1 minute boozes =).

coil

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2007

would it be possible at all to not force a quicktime install? i'd love to use it but i despise quicktime. thanks for your work though.

Smurf Minions

Smurf Minions

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Join Date: Jun 2006

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Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by coil View Post
would it be possible at all to not force a quicktime install? i'd love to use it but i despise quicktime. thanks for your work though.
Maybe it is, but it is up to you to find an program that plays it instead. The sound won't play with a program that plays it for you, and i think browsers use Quicktime in default, but there might be other programs that could work too.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Expherious View Post
Ive been meaning to download an auto-clicker, and set it to click every minute IMO it would make it way easier to get it.
I don't think arenanet would allow an auto-clicker, but it's your choise and your risk

Sakaliet

Sakaliet

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2007

Egypt-Cairo

Legend Of Honor [LoH]

W/P

thxxxx alot .. i think that will help ^^

Wuhy

Wuhy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2008

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lol this is funny, in the past, i used golden eggs to indicate when to drink another one coz they lasted 5 mins, and i did not want to overdrink or something so i thought it is safer to drink every 5 mins, now im maxd ;D

dilan155

dilan155

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2007

living room

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im not going for the title, so i dont know if this works or not, ill assume it works fine from what other people say, but its a useful little program kudos.

Dallcingi

Dallcingi

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Join Date: Nov 2006

USA

The Black Parades [死人死]

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Cool this is neat so maybe I can get rank 1!!

My New Name

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2008

haha nice work soldier!
makes me wish i still haven't maxed my drunkard :P

The Drunkard

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2007

Still looking

Rt/

Very nice program! It makes the drunkard title a bit less agonizing

Red Apple

Red Apple

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

[DuDe]

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For those who want a special sound to be played follow this instructions:

1.- Create a folder somewhere on your computer (create it on your desktop for easy access).

2.-On the link below click on it using the right button of your mouse.

http://guildwarsholland.nl/drunkard_timer.php

3.- Choose the option that says "Save link as" or alike(depends upon your browser).

4.- On the Save File Dialog open the folder you created on Step 1,
erase all the text that appears on the box: File Name and write: "timer.html" (WITH the quotation marks), change the "Save as type " box from "php" to "All files" and press Save.

From here you can either:

a) Download a beep noise (MUST BE .WAV FILE), rename it to "beep" (without the quotation marks) place it on the same folder as the timer file.
After this just double click the timer file and it is done.

or

b) Continue with these steps to use whatever file (.mp3,.wav,etc..) you want.


5.- Open Notepad and press CTRL + O (this means keep pressing ctrl when pressing the letter O otherwise find the Open menu), go to the folder where the file from Step 4 is and open it. NOTE: In order to see the file you must change the select box that says "Text Documents (.txt)" to "All files (*.*)".

6.- Press CTRL + H (Or find the "Find and replace" function) and on the first box write: "beep.wav" (without quotation marks) and on the second box the name of the file that you want to play. (Ie. boing.mp3 , EXPLoDE.wav , OMG.wav). Press the "Replace All" button and Save the file (shortcut CTRL + S otherwise find the Save menu). NOTE: You must write the name of you music file exactly as it is on the file with its format (.mp3, .wav, etc...), and it must be on the same folder as the timer file.

7.- Go to the folder where the "timer" file is placed and double click it to open it.

I hope this useful.

Also, I would like express my gratitude to Smurf Minions for sharing this with the community.

GG

lejimmtohy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2008

Due to the exact precision that this allows, how does Anet distinct between an Autoclicker and this?

PS - Thank you for this program, it helped me get an hour and I plan on using it more to get to R2.

Life Bringing

Life Bringing

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2008

Fissure of Woe

[LOD]/[GS]/[DL]/[LOD*]

N/P

Mostly because you're probably doing other things while this is going, and you're never going to click at exactly the same time

Broseiden

Broseiden

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2009

TXN

I love this thing. I put stacks of 3 1 minute alcohols in my storage and watch movies while clicking on the stacks of 3 every 3 minutes. Separating them into 3's helps make sure you don't over/underuse alcohol and let's you spam the click to get back to whatever you're doing.

Still.. I wish there were a better way.

Rushin Roulette

Rushin Roulette

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2007

Right here

Ende

How about one of these Sounds instead?

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/...224/barney.wav

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/...4/yoooburp.wav

Neky

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2009

Incredible Edible Bookah [YUM]

D/W

I am a Linux user, and 4 browsers I have complain about some plugins to play the file, so I wrote a simple shell script similar to Smurf Minions' PHP code. I also used his beep sound, hope you don't mind Smurf

Don't judge its simplicity, it works for me quite nicely. Execute the script with ./drunkard_timer.sh from any terminal window, answer the question and bottoms up!

Cheers, and give your suggestions to me so I can improve it.

:edit:

added reworked script.

lordnex

lordnex

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Oct 2009

Endzone Serbia [EZS]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Neky View Post
I am a Linux user, and 4 browsers I have complain about some plugins to play the file, so I wrote a simple shell script similar to Smurf Minions' PHP code. I also used his beep sound, hope you don't mind Smurf

Don't judge its simplicity, it works for me quite nicely. Execute the script with ./drunkard_timer.sh from any terminal window, answer the question and bottoms up!

Cheers, and give your suggestions to me so I can improve it.

hmm... I don't think it was a good idea to beep at every 55 seconds. I understand you wanted to make beep go 5 seconds earlier, but this way, it will go 5 more seconds earlier every minute (so you will loose 10, 15, 20 sec etc) and you'll waste your drinks

You should make the first beep after 55 seconds, then each following after 60 seconds.. and similar logic to 3 min drinks (175 first, 180 each following)

Smurf Minions

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Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Neky View Post
I am a Linux user, and 4 browsers I have complain about some plugins to play the file, so I wrote a simple shell script similar to Smurf Minions' PHP code. I also used his beep sound, hope you don't mind Smurf

Don't judge its simplicity, it works for me quite nicely. Execute the script with ./drunkard_timer.sh from any terminal window, answer the question and bottoms up!

Cheers, and give your suggestions to me so I can improve it.
I think i might write one in java soon, so it will work on whatever system you have.

Solas

Solas

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ireland

Currently LF Active HA Guild, Glad 2, Comm.3, R2

E/

Hey, nice job on it, using it a bit

Btw is their anyway to view php?
Touching a small corner of it in a college course would just be cool to see how one would do this.

would the sound part ever be something like
IF ($time == 118)
{
command for playing sound
}

?

unless coders normally keep it secret, new enough so don't really know.

Smurf Minions

Smurf Minions

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Join Date: Jun 2006

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Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

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The php part is just so i can keep track of how many people use it and isn't that interesting :P , the real deal is made with javascript, you can view it in the source of the page.

Solas

Solas

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Ireland

Currently LF Active HA Guild, Glad 2, Comm.3, R2

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ahh,lol:P
won't be touching java till next year:P
thanks

TheGizzy

TheGizzy

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2010

A giant mitten

TeAe

E/R

I hope no one is stupid enough to click that link... and that anyone who already has immediately scans their system for keyloggers & trojans.

That person joined today and is bumping old drunkard posts... no way that's legit.

bsoltan

bsoltan

Site Contributor

Join Date: Dec 2005

UK

[SoF]

The post TheGizzy was referring to has since been removed. It wasn't in reference to this thread but to a different user advertising a link to a Drunkard Bot/Auto Clicker.

Atro

Atro

Miss the good ol' days

Join Date: Sep 2009

Where don't I live?

A/

Lol good tool, I was just testing it out, didnt realize how loud I had my sound until the bleep went off xD, scared me.