Guild Wars Fake Scammer Videos

I've lost inspiration for good ideas and need your help! I'm going to make more fake videos and you can help me in two ways.

Rules for video:
Must gain something of some what value. (Such as a random merchant gold/green.)
The video CANNOT require losing something (Sell to merchant, drop then /resign etc. People will try it.)
It must be random that no one would think possible. (/jump then you get 666 gold etc.)

1) Help me in game.MY ITEMS WILL BE USED. Help is appreciated, I will not steal, but right now your probably thinking . Having merchant food items is great. If you happen to have some crazy collection of 20 Claws of the Broodmother that would be awesome, 10 merchant golds or anything that would normally be food would also be great. If you are rank 6+ that would also be good for LOL. I'm great at editing, but coordination is key to get great videos, vent would help. Your name will not be anywhere (or readable) on the video, unless you want credit.
2) Just tell me here.

Requirements:Must be crazy and random. Can be edited with Windows Movie Maker. MUST have a place to do it, what to do and outcome.
Last Notes:

IGN=Zodiac Ele (I play on many other characters)
Is there a better free video video editor?