The Darwinians

Marvel-Kid

Marvel-Kid

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2009

Across the street from Grenth

The Tasty Teabag [tea]

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The Darwinian race use monkeys as their allies and their monkeys in return are vile towards their enemies. Though thought to be a lowly species, these creatures are ruthless killers and lethal weapons of destruction…

Energy Regeneration 4
Energy (same as ele)

Ranged/Caster (throws bananas)

Armor 70
Attribute Example…

Primate Summoning. For each rank in Primate Summoning, you gain 1 additional Primate Helper, and their health and damage increase by 10%, and Monkey Enchantments last 2% longer.

Monkey Rage. For each rank in Monkey Rage, you attack 2% faster and your Primates deal an additional 5% damage.

Primate Hunger. For each rank in Primate Hunger, your banana skills increase and your bananas do an additional 2% damage.

Skill Example…

Monkey shriek. Cost 10e. Recharge 45 seconds. Casting Time 4 seconds. Call forth an army of 2…5…10 Primate Ranged fighters. These fighters last 30 seconds, or until defeated. –(with 12 Primate Summoning, you actually summon 24 primates)

Banana Feed. Cost 15e. Recharge 5 seconds. Casting Time. ¼. Heal all Primate Allies for 100…400…600 health.

Crazy Primates. Cost 10e. Recharge 30 seconds. Casting time 2 seconds. For 5..10…15 seconds your Primate allies attack 25% faster and do an additional 10% damage.

[elite] Ape Stampede. Cost 10e. Recharge 30 seconds.
Casting Time 3 seconds. Call forth an army of 2…5…12 Ape Warriors. These Warriors do an additional 15 damage, and last for 30 seconds, or until defeated. –(with 12 Primate Summoning, you actually summon 26 primates)

Banana Barrage. Cost 5e. Recharge 5 seconds. Casting time ¼. Throw a bucket of bananas at up to 10 enemies. These bananas deal 20 damage for each adjacent foe beside target.

Monkey Chain. Cost 10e. Recharge 15 seconds. Casting time 1 second. 4...8...12 Monkeys jump out of a barrel in a chain formation, and do 20...50....80 damage to target foe and foes adjacent to target.

Thick Stuff. Cost 15e. Recharge 25 seconds. Casting Time ½. For 5..10…15 seconds, your Ranged Primate allies throw Thick Stuff and do an additional 10 damage, and cause poison for 5....9….16 seconds.

Gooey Stuff. Cost 10e. Recharge 25 seconds. Casting time 1 second. For 5…10…15 seconds your Ranged Primate allies throw Gooey Stuff. This skill does an additional 10 damage and hits target adjacent foes. This causes decease, and slows hit foes down by 33%.

Gorilla Rumble. Cost 15e. Recharge 30 seconds. Casting Time 2 seconds. For 5...8...12 seconds 2...6....8 Gorillas are summoned and attack 33% faster then other Primates, and cause knock down for 2 seconds. These Primates cause daze and do an additional 30% more damage.

Shaved Monkey. Cost 10e. Recharge 30 seconds. Casting Time 2 seconds. A shaved monkey is summoned for 5...10...15 seconds. This monkeys attacks causes blindness to foe and adjacent foes near target, and does an additional 10 damage.

Banana Peel. hex. Cost 15e. Recharge 20 seconds. Casting time 2 seconds. for...5...8...10 seconds target foe and adjacent foes are hexed with Banana Peel. This hex causes knockdown for 2 seconds, and knocks down foes every 3 seconds.

Chattering Monkey. Cost 10e. Recharge 20 seconds. Casting time 1 second. For 7...10...12 seconds, 3..6..9 Chattering Monkeys are summoned. These monkeys do an additional 10 damage, and cause interruption.

Cc White Warrior

Cc White Warrior

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2009

Ohio

Legion of Spectre

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wheres the classic poop flinging skills? you could even do dry poop for more damage and runny for aoe

lewis91

lewis91

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2008

Wales

Order of the Azurelight[OA]

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Lol..........................

lilraceangel3

lilraceangel3

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2008

Western Mass

Passionate Kiss of the cats [Kiss]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cc White Warrior View Post
wheres the classic poop flinging skills? you could even do dry poop for more damage and runny for aoe
Ewww!! Thats horrible! although I always thought the tusked hunters/howlers in NF flung poop....

Felixious

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sweden

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Yo mawm flings poop.

On a serious note, this doesn't really seem to be uh, well serious. <3
"lethal weapons of destruction…" made me lol. Hard.

Karis Sival

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

Canada

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If nothing else this made me fall off my chair laughing...

... awesome stuff... real nice Clark... real nice.

absolutcrobi

absolutcrobi

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Naked Pagans

Rt/Me

sounds like overlord.....


Still funny....

Marvel-Kid

Marvel-Kid

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2009

Across the street from Grenth

The Tasty Teabag [tea]

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lol thanx. It's kind of a joke..then again it could be serious....LOL!

Marvel-Kid

Marvel-Kid

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2009

Across the street from Grenth

The Tasty Teabag [tea]

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New skills!!!

Hanging Man

Hanging Man

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

Deep in the Shire

lol although I dont take this seriously
it gave me a great laugh
lol thanks

Marvel-Kid

Marvel-Kid

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2009

Across the street from Grenth

The Tasty Teabag [tea]

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even more skills!!! lol

Undead King Knight

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2009

Imperious Vengance [IV]

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Looks fun actually, but 24 monkeys o.O whats level are they.

Marvel-Kid

Marvel-Kid

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2009

Across the street from Grenth

The Tasty Teabag [tea]

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oh I forgot the levels huh? um....lvl 2...4...7 I guess

elite.... 4...6.....9