What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Fire Hiro

Fire Hiro

Ascalonian Squire

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Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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lol, fort aspenwood.

Fawxy Lawxy

Fawxy Lawxy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2008

Mrs. Boase has returned. Respect the beard.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Barrage View Post


excuse me, what?
What the heck mang. You're gonna quote me and black out my name?!?1

Ariovist Lynxkind

Ariovist Lynxkind

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post


lol, fort aspenwood.
Unless maybe this is a Luxon using it, how is it stupid?

Del

Del

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Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ariovist Lynxkind View Post
Unless maybe this is a Luxon using it, how is it stupid?
a warrior using barrage. let that sink in. none of the spammability of a ranger using barrage, and it's also weaker. and using a bow when you can use an axe and deal a significantly higher amount of damage is just plain daft.

HawkofStorms

HawkofStorms

Hall Hero

Join Date: Aug 2005

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Because if you want to play a ranger in FA, use a ranger. Don't make a bastardized one with 2 pips of energy regen. It's a PvP town after all. You don't even need to level up a toon.

Ariovist Lynxkind

Ariovist Lynxkind

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
a warrior using barrage. let that sink in. none of the spammability of a ranger using barrage, and it's also weaker. and using a bow when you can use an axe and deal a significantly higher amount of damage is just plain daft.
Oh... now I see. My bad

jch_8705

jch_8705

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2007

77550 USA

Prophets of Eveready Magic

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it was too easy and fun to pass up so i went with the flow for a quick sec lol

Raven Wing

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

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It isnt stupid, sometimes that scam works and they get free weps out of it. You should rather report him.

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

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Or keep using Vow of Silence/drop a bone or other useless item to screw with him for a bit.

own age myname

own age myname

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Minnesota

[TAS]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by StormX View Post

Lol. It's funny how he refers to people who play "pvp".

Zodiac Meteor

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Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

Ok, I know I wasn't playing Guild Wars, but this is gold!



Everyone get on your Necro Warriors with Order of Pain and Power Attack.
Your necro rangers with Barrage and Charm Animal
Your necro monks with mending and watchful spirit
Your necro elementalists with flare and echo
Your necro mesmers with flare and echo
Your necro dervishes with Spiteful spirit and barbs
Your necro ritualists with pain and order of pain
Your necro paragons with flare and echo


(While searching through old threads)

Yes, yes I was!

Kurosaki129

Kurosaki129

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Join Date: May 2009

Guild Wars, Earth?

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor View Post
Ok, I know I wasn't playing Guild Wars, but this is gold!



Everyone get on your Necro Warriors with Order of Pain and Power Attack.
Your necro rangers with Barrage and Charm Animal
Your necro monks with mending and watchful spirit
Your necro elementalists with flare and echo
Your necro mesmers with flare and echo
Your necro dervishes with Spiteful spirit and barbs
Your necro ritualists with pain and order of pain
Your necro paragons with flare and echo


(While searching through old threads)

Yes, yes I was!
its funny how people refer Energy to as "Mana". ctrl-left click on the "blue bar" will tell us its "energy".

Guilds Gods

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2010

The Spiders Lair Guild

W/Rt

"Warriors shouldn't deal damage"

of course it was more incoherant than that, but its the jist that counts.

Ariovist Lynxkind

Ariovist Lynxkind

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Lynxkind Atrium, Echovald Forest, Cantha

Death Bringers Union [DBU]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurosaki129 View Post
its funny how people refer Energy to as "Mana". ctrl-left click on the "blue bar" will tell us its "energy".
I guess it comes down to games people have played before. while it may be referring to a different game, they can still refer to things as from games they have grown up with.

T1Cybernetic

T1Cybernetic

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2005

Wakefield, West Yorkshire, Uk, Nr Earth

Alternate Evil Gamers [aeg]

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Lots of older games used to call energy mana, At least the ones I can remember do

King_GhOsT

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2006

Canada

[oR]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurosaki129 View Post
its funny how people refer Energy to as "Mana". ctrl-left click on the "blue bar" will tell us its "energy".
thats what energy is called in games like D2, I remember when i first started GW, I called storage, stash all the time, Got alot of ?????????

Del

Del

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Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

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Gee, good thing it wasn't a smiter monk...

And lawl, therse to manee spelign msistakze.


When I started my first ever GW character, I was sooo excited, I was marveling over the scenery in the first cutscene (pre Ascalon), then yes! I was playing the game finally! I looked around the screen to familiarize myself with the interface and all that good stuff, and the very first thing that pops up in the chatbox:

"Wanna have sex?"

I left the game for a while.

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Caw521 View Post
Gee, good thing it wasn't a smiter monk...

And lawl, therse to manee spelign msistakze.


When I started my first ever GW character, I was sooo excited, I was marveling over the scenery in the first cutscene (pre Ascalon), then yes! I was playing the game finally! I looked around the screen to familiarize myself with the interface and all that good stuff, and the very first thing that pops up in the chatbox:

"Wanna have sex?"

I left the game for a while.
rofl, yeah pre ascalon, great temple, and shing jea monastery are full of creepy individuals.

QueenofDeath

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2009

The stupidest thing I've ever read is players who come to forums to whine and cry after getting banned permanently for exploiting or abusing the mechanincs of the game and then them trying to twist it like they did nothing wrong as in this thread http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/p...t10436507.html
That's pretty stupid to think they are going to find some symphathy here for doing something wrong. Remember those 117 that got banned for using some outpost exploit to get to some major boss? Remember how they came here and whinned and cried and boohoo how stupid was that? )

merciless_mike

merciless_mike

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2009

Warriors Of The Flaming Fist [WFF]

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The guy talking to me is red, and I am green.

I was minding my own business in Arborstone and this warrior tries to add me. I was waiting for a guildie to come so that I'd have a caster class to carry the stupid urn... So, adding a warrior was not in my best interests - so I rejected him.
Over, and over... After around 4 times, I had this conversation, if you could call it that.

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by Barrage View Post


excuse me, what?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Anyways, I will upload a screen of this dude calling me a *genitalmonger*.

DigitalFear

DigitalFear

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2009

My mother's basement.

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People having gwamm while they can't even spell the damn title.

McMullen

McMullen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/W


Not sure how, but the leader never kicked him, he over-extended lots and accused me of being a noob monk. Fun times!
Also, I've no screenshot of this but I've had an RA mesmer claim to divert a res sig.

Zodiac Meteor

Zodiac Meteor

Imma Firin Mah Rojway!

Join Date: Aug 2008

At the Mac Store laughing at people that walk out with anything.

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by McMullen View Post

Not sure how, but the leader never kicked him, he over-extended lots and accused me of being a noob monk. Fun times!
Also, I've no screenshot of this but I've had an RA mesmer claim to divert a res sig.
That's a good build, needs more Healing Breeze or Flare in my opinion. Also replace Resurrect with Mending so he can have a self heal in Bear form.

Oh, by the way, over-extending is how you tank and next time say sorry because u see his fucinfg skuillls and u neeed himh.

... Really is fun times

Sword Hammer Axe

Sword Hammer Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2008

Look up.

Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].

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Quote:
Originally Posted by McMullen View Post

Not sure how, but the leader never kicked him, he over-extended lots and accused me of being a noob monk. Fun times!
Also, I've no screenshot of this but I've had an RA mesmer claim to divert a res sig.
Funny thing: I used this build, only with PI and Antidote Signet and Res signet to vanquish Lornars Pass and succeded XD I can tell you this: That build sux! The reason I VQ'd Lornars is that I was prepared for the big monk groups and knew how to tank XD

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

This guy got so pissed at me because I didn't want to join a guild he knew of, that was Norwegian. So he just raged all of sudden, there is more but I dunno if I am allowed to even post it here cause allot of it is so rude and sexist. He repeated go back to the kitchen maybe 32 times.

Blue = Him
Green = Me

Martin Alvito

Martin Alvito

Older Than God (1)

Join Date: Aug 2006

Clan Dethryche [dth]

Cleaned up some self-ownage.

On a lighter note: Lemming got trolled. Irony.

Vital Spark

Vital Spark

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2009

[WHAT]

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Note that Im a female.

Oh no 13y old rapist on the loose AAAAaaa... With none computer friends aww :<



Mox Holy Moly, Op. No one can sense sarcasm in Gw?






Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hell Darkblight View Post
/snip
Click me! (yes, I guess that's actually some guy's name.) (btw, go under images)


:P


Edit:

And ya, I guess this should be deleted too. :/

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009



I feel sorry for laughing thought, since he was probably new to the game >w<

Nightmare May = _June. I always have permission to not blur out his name ~

t00115577

t00115577

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nekodesu View Post

I feel sorry for laughing thought, since he was probably new to the game >w<

Nightmare May = _June. I always have permission to not blur out his name ~
Did you have permission to not blur out Xxxxxx Xxxxxx's name when he pinged his skills? ^^

On topic. Stupidest thing in GW must be raptor farmers who think leechers increase their drops

Edited

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by t00115577 View Post
Did you have permission to not blur out [insertname]s name when he pinged his skills? ^^

On topic. Stupidest thing in GW must be raptor farmers who think leechers increase their drops
As you can obviously see, I did a mistake. ;/ I'll fix it, but that means you need to to =)

bitchbar player

bitchbar player

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

still lost

Guy In Real Life [GIRL]

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he did but now you need ti edit yours again lol

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

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Here's a similar "healing" build I saw a while back; I was careful to edit out both names.



Edit:

Doh! Imageshack failz.

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by bitchbar player View Post
he did but now you need ti edit yours again lol
I did edit it, if you didn't notice there is no displayed name there of the person who pinged the build.

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

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This thread is why we're getting half of our skillbar tied to weapon choice in GW2.

.HunTer

.HunTer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2009

W/E

I give up.

Someone interrupted his BSurge and he quickly used smoke powder to keep me blinded.

Probably he had blinding flash too...sigh

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

R/

A while ago in JQ, there was this Warrior with no secondary profession, no skills besides power attack, and a name that was probably chosen by a 9-year-old who watches TV 25 hours a day or something... but anyway, as soon as we teleported, he said something like, "com on guys we need 2 fihgt", and, "noobs, were loosing. you guys suk" (score was about 5-3, our favor). The he kept spamming, "you guys suck", but died more than the contagion bombers... sooo everyone reported him as a leecher. Lucky him. :/


Quote:
I give up.

/snip

Someone interrupted his BSurge and he quickly used smoke powder to keep me blinded.

Probably he had blinding flash too...sigh
Wait... isn't smoke powder defense a stance? Lol