What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

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Life Bringing
Life Bringing
Wilds Pathfinder
#541
2 words.....Skill balance
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asb
Frost Gate Guardian
#542
Perma running from AC to Piken Square 100%

Wow...
k
karlik
Banned
#543
A level 20 wamo running Ft Ranik nm for 750 gold. When asked, he said that didn't include the bonus 'cause it took too long.
Zebideedee
Zebideedee
Jungle Guide
#544
Braxton619 bet he left to go play his Sin

Anywhoo, this has probably happened to others but it always makes me laugh. I helped a newb do 'Sunspears in Kryta' at the end he was asking my heroes what armour they had lol
Wakka
Wakka
Jungle Guide
#545
Frenzy + Healing Sig
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Orry
Frost Gate Guardian
#546
Quote:
Originally Posted by Braxton619 View Post
Here is a conversation I heard while in NPF. I met a very bad pug. This is a perfect example why leet stuff doesn't make you a good player. He was also an assassin.

[This player has obby armor with obby edge and mini ghostly]

Noob: Look guys I got obby and obby edge and mini ghostly!! I'm rich and like the best person in Guild Wars.
Me: I don't care about your stuff. All that matters is if your actually good fighting and don't have a sucky build.
Noob: Lol dude I have ursan... ursan still rocks u noob... even thought it got nerfed... it still the best skill ever!
*We are playing for 10 minutes. He died 5 times. The other people didn't.*
Me: Ursan rocks ehh?
Noob: I don't understand why i'm dying. I have obby armor. I thought obby armor was the best armor in the game and makes you invincible.
Me: Nope all max armor is the same.
Noob: Well Ursan still owns.
*He dies again. No one else dies.*
Me: If you would stop getting out of range of the monks so much, you wouldn't be dieing.
*He aggroes group for the 7th time. Monks cannot get in range to heal him.*
Noob: Gogo Ursan! I don't need monks! Ursan will keep me alive!
*He dies for the 7th time.*
Noob: I have 60% DP! Its all your fault!
Me: Actually no, everyone here has 10% morale. You are the only noob dieing. The reason why you are dieing is your sucky build and you are avoiding the monks.
Noob: I'm leaving. I still got like 2500k and going to buy better armor so I can stay alive!
Me: Whatever, Noob.
*He leaves game.*
Party: Thank God! What a noob!

Epic Fail.
Ursan isn't all that bad even after the nerf, it just requires skill to use since you can't perma-kd everyone by button mashing.

Although, how you get obsidian armour without knowing how the armour system in Guild Wars works...Something tells me wasn't originally his account.
Arduin
Arduin
Grotto Attendant
#547
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zebideedee View Post
Anywhoo, this has probably happened to others but it always makes me laugh. I helped a newb do 'Sunspears in Kryta' at the end he was asking my heroes what armour they had lol
Awww, that's so sweet
Dytonis Strom
Dytonis Strom
Pre-Searing Cadet
#548
Irritatin people trying to scam RS accounts. Who even plays that besides ten year olds anymore?!
Regulus X
Regulus X
Banned
#549
Security Flaws in NCSoft Website

(Arenanet's Indirect Response) They don't exist, and getting hacked is the player's fault.

or

(Lindsey Murdock): We'll be shooting for a skill balance every other month instead of every month.

...5 months (or almost half a year) later...
T1Cybernetic
T1Cybernetic
Desert Nomad
#550
This was just earlier today while messing about in pre searing with a new Character.
chessyang
chessyang
Not far from Elite
#551
the other day i was running a SooSC and the group was looking to see who had the BU (Essence of Celerity). This guy keep saying Joe had it. I was looking for "Joe the assassin" or someone's name with "Joe". Thought it was his real life friend named Joe. After the A/P and afew of us keep asking who joe was is he said Joe IS "Joemomma"

oh man that was funny and Corney.
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didis
Academy Page
#552
Arenanet and other MMO developers should make a minipet or other item, sell it via the store and donate the earnings to haiti.

Oh my it was me who was actually asking myself this question, but then is it really that stupid or an opportunity
Voodoo Rage
Voodoo Rage
Desert Nomad
#553
Tried to get some screenshots, but some jerk was doing that stupid scam in Kamadan. He was spamming over and over "WTB EL Yuletide tonic - 540e" and then he would switch char and start spamming "WTS EL Yuletide tonic - 400e". I temporarily added the guy to friends and confirmed it was the same guy. I reported him, but I'm not sure if they'll actually do anything about it. Needless to say, I ran up to him and offered him the tonic he supposedly desperately wanted for 540e but of course he just kept closing the trade window. Moron.
M
Mustache Mayhem
Wilds Pathfinder
#554
hehe that's funny voodoo.. guess it could work

just roid raged some old guy in ra.. ah gotta love this game
Del
Del
Desert Nomad
#555
I sold a guy an equipment pack and he asked me how to use it.
Xenex Xclame
Xenex Xclame
Desert Nomad
#556
There is no lag.






Caw521
Caw521
Frost Gate Guardian
#557
I <3 this thread ^^
Even after reading every single TTN.





It woulda been innocent if it weren't for the spamming.
Kurosaki129
Kurosaki129
Lion's Arch Merchant
#558
today @ Zashien Mission:Tahnnakai Temple , same Player did 2 stupid things

1. "Why are there 3 Rits in the Party"
my thoughts: Resto Rit, Channel Rit, Communing Rit etc. why not?

2. Me: Let's clear that group in Warrior's Room, they'll go to the Ranger's room as well"
Rit: No, don't do it, its a waste of time

Shortly after...party wipe. gg.

Don't ever repeat the mistake for #2 seriously Guild Wars Players, its safe to clear completely of that room, you wouldn't waste time, you'll waste time if you ignore that threat.I seen it happen ALOT of times.
Benderama
Benderama
Krytan Explorer
#559
me and my friend going 55 and 600 in AB for super lolz yesterday.<-----stupid thing
turns out my friend managed to hold aggro for 5 mins even though there was actually a mesmer with remove enchantment in the match.
the olny person who noticed reported us and threw the usual insults but was seen running in circles for at least 5 minutes in the battle outpost. ^^
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Zahr Dalsk
Grotto Attendant
#560
Frequently I hear idiots refer to warriors as "tank".