What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Outerworld

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2010

UK

Gil Worz Is Srs [Bsns]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aba View Post
While Fowsc.....
Oh dear me...

Gabriel of Ravn

Gabriel of Ravn

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2010

Virginia

None, retired to GW2.

W/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aba View Post
While Fowsc.....
Alright you win the entire thread.

kycoo

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2011

Teh Dark Empire

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^--- Winning

Raven Wing

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

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LFG Annihilator HM

Hobbs

Hobbs

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven Wing View Post
LFG Annihilator HM
Saw a few of these, posted a lot of "not sure if srs" comments. Much trollin' on April Fools.

Miteshu

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2011

R/D

While trolling in the AC,

Him- God, this lag sucks
Me- You must be poor.
Him- So what if I am poor?
Me- Nothing wrong with being poor, it just makes me happier and laugh at people like you.
Some other guy- It may not be about being poor, it more about the area you live in.
Me- It actually does have to do with wealth. If you are poor, you would live in a shitty area, if you're rich you'll live in a better area.
Him- I can't describe my hatred for you.
Me- Don't hate, appreciate.
Him- Why should I appreciate you?
Me- Because it makes me feel better.
Him- Why should I make you fell better?
Me- Because it makes me happier.

Funny thing is, He is a Guild Leader.

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miteshu View Post
While trolling in the AC,

Him- God, this lag sucks
Me- You must be poor.
Him- So what if I am poor?
Me- Nothing wrong with being poor, it just makes me happier and laugh at people like you.
Some other guy- It may not be about being poor, it more about the area you live in.
Me- It actually does have to do with wealth. If you are poor, you would live in a shitty area, if you're rich you'll live in a better area.
Him- I can't describe my hatred for you.
Me- Don't hate, appreciate.
Him- Why should I appreciate you?
Me- Because it makes me feel better.
Him- Why should I make you fell better?
Me- Because it makes me happier.

Funny thing is, He is a Guild Leader.
This is, all around, one of the most retarded things i've read on this entire forum.

Squishy ftw

Squishy ftw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2007

Your backline

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Being proud about that sure is one of the stupidest things I've seen on this forum. I guess that warrants being in this thread.

JDRyder

JDRyder

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2007

Great temple of Balthazar

Mo/Me

Party ldr: Oh we already have heals go DPS
Me: but I'm the only monk here :3
Party ldr: The Ele and derv are healing, monks suck at healing anyway. Eles and dervs are way better
Me: *shakes fist at Anet*

yum

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2007

W/E

"LFM commando quest. People with brains only"

The best part was that they had 7/8

Urcscumug

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2011

UNO

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
This is, all around, one of the most retarded things i've read on this entire forum.
I'm guessing you haven't spent time in AD1 in Ascalon or Shing Jea Monastery aka "Club 13"(yrs old). Try it, about five minutes should be enough to raise your level of tolerance for retarded stuff quite a bit.

delta function

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kumu Honua View Post
Scrub in the REAL real world is the act of using vigorous friction in order to clean a surface. Many times used when washing hands.

"I want you to scrub those filthy hands clean young man! Or no Ice Cream after dinner!"

Noob...
Words in the real world may have more than one meaning.

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Urcscumug View Post
I'm guessing you haven't spent time in AD1 in Ascalon or Shing Jea Monastery aka "Club 13"(yrs old). Try it, about five minutes should be enough to raise your level of tolerance for retarded stuff quite a bit.
See:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
retarded things i've read on this entire forum
Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
this forum
I've been in sjm. but seeing as how sjm is in game, this guy manages to take the cake for the dumbest thing said on guru. Which says a lot.

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by Urcscumug View Post
I'm guessing you haven't spent time in AD1 in Ascalon or Shing Jea Monastery aka "Club 13"(yrs old). Try it, about five minutes should be enough to raise your level of tolerance for retarded stuff quite a bit.
Same with GToB. Bunch of horny 12-14 years old girls and boys sexually harrasing each other, and enjoying it

Abedeus

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nekodesu View Post
Same with GToB. Bunch of horny 12-14 years old boys and bored 20-30 year old single men pretending to be girls sexually harrasing each other, and enjoying it
Fixed that for you.

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by Abedeus View Post
Fixed that for you.
Haha, that's brilliant.

I met a paragon today, she/he refused to ping, because ONLY NOOBS ping builds.

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by Miteshu View Post
While trolling in the AC,

Him- God, this lag sucks
Me- You must be poor.
Him- So what if I am poor?
Me- Nothing wrong with being poor, it just makes me happier and laugh at people like you.
Some other guy- It may not be about being poor, it more about the area you live in.
Me- It actually does have to do with wealth. If you are poor, you would live in a shitty area, if you're rich you'll live in a better area.
Him- I can't describe my hatred for you.
Me- Don't hate, appreciate.
Him- Why should I appreciate you?
Me- Because it makes me feel better.
Him- Why should I make you fell better?
Me- Because it makes me happier.

Funny thing is, He is a Guild Leader.
Funny thing is, you think your better then him......
This post is not in guildwars, but by far one of the dumbest things ive seen.
geez...Ignorant, rude people, who think trolling is a Art that needs to be Commended and Applauded.

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

A guy in Beacon's is charging 20k for a Droks run. I support being able to set the price you want, but this guy is an idiot, trying to take advantage of people who have been waiting for ages.

john5813

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2011

E/

Not in game but guild wars related on this forum. Another idiot complaining about something they don't have to do.

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/g...tml?t=10476906

Iuris

Iuris

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

Crazy ducks from the Forest

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nekodesu View Post
A guy in Beacon's is charging 20k for a Droks run. I support being able to set the price you want, but this guy is an idiot, trying to take advantage of people who have been waiting for ages.
Well, if he's really an idiot for wanting to charge that much, his punishment will be a wonderful amount of time wasted waiting for an actual client. However, I suspect that with more and more gold being earned and fewer and fewer people playing (and offering services), we may well see prices rising to that level. Not that I'd ever buy a run, mind you...

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

I Remember a few years back, about 9 months after game release, A bloke in our guild was on TS and said "oh £$%£ my graphics card just died, my mums gone to the shop to get me a new one. i dont remember much after that but the bloke was 40, i always remember this xD

john5813

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2011

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I would say the stupidest things I always hear is when I play my Female elementalist and having some random guy (always seems to be a low lvl male warrior character) run up to me and start dancing or send me a PM flirting.

When I tell them i'm a guy they always zone out, log off or start the "Wow your such a loser playing a female char" to which I always reply "Sorry if I don't need to give myself that boost in confidence everyday by logging in and pretending I'm a buff out warrior that thinks every female char is being played by a female."

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

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Quote:
Originally Posted by john5813 View Post
When I tell them i'm a guy they always zone out, log off or start the "Wow your such a loser playing a female char" to which I always reply "Sorry if I don't need to give myself that boost in confidence everyday by logging in and pretending I'm a buff out warrior that thinks every female char is being played by a female."
Usually the stock response is: "Well, if I'm going to spend thousands of hours staring at someone's behind, I choose her's. What you decide you'd rather look at... well...."

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by john5813 View Post
I would say the stupidest things I always hear is when I play my Female elementalist and having some random guy (always seems to be a low lvl male warrior character) run up to me and start dancing or send me a PM flirting.

When I tell them i'm a guy they always zone out, log off or start the "Wow your such a loser playing a female char" to which I always reply "Sorry if I don't need to give myself that boost in confidence everyday by logging in and pretending I'm a buff out warrior that thinks every female char is being played by a female."
and this is why i dont afk in large well known towns anymore. cant leave comp for a minute before some random low lvl male char comes up and humps me.

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
and this is why i dont afk in large well known towns anymore. cant leave comp for a minute before some random low lvl male char comes up and humps me.
Honestly the majority of these are not doing this to flirt tho, they are kidding with you. It's the same with those who will stand in the middle of you and another character if you're 'hugging'. Still they are annoying, I do it with my guild leader and his gf, he gets pretty pissed of sometimes.

inscribed

inscribed

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
and this is why i dont afk in large well known towns anymore. cant leave comp for a minute before some random low lvl male char comes up and humps me.
i have a large collection of screen shots of my warrior posing in front of various characters while they're /afk. i like to think of them as souvenirs of my warriors travels throughout the years.

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by john5813 View Post
I would say the stupidest things I always hear is when I play my Female elementalist and having some random guy (always seems to be a low lvl male warrior character) run up to me and start dancing or send me a PM flirting.

When I tell them i'm a guy they always zone out, log off or start the "Wow your such a loser playing a female char" to which I always reply "Sorry if I don't need to give myself that boost in confidence everyday by logging in and pretending I'm a buff out warrior that thinks every female char is being played by a female."
Generally when people think I'm a chick and flirt with me, I something like "Yeah, I'll cyber with you, as long as you don't mind that my penis is bigger." that scares them off pretty nicely.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage View Post
Usually the stock response is: "Well, if I'm going to spend thousands of hours staring at someone's behind, I choose her's. What you decide you'd rather look at... well...."
Which is an odd response. How the hell do you play properly if you're fixated on pixelated ass cheeks?

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
How the hell do you play properly if you're fixated on pixelated ass cheeks?
Which is why my elementalist has died 1000 times in just a few months.

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

Quote:
Not in game but guild wars related on this forum. Another idiot complaining about something they don't have to do.

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/g...tml?t=10476906
Purchase a video game only to have it watered down and simplified so any basic challange that was once there, is cheap and easy to get...He mad
But Meh. what can you do but suck it up........

LordDragon

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2010

Dragons Den

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
...How the hell do you play properly if you're fixated on pixelated ass cheeks?

Quote:
Originally Posted by RedDog91 View Post
Which is why my elementalist has died 1000 times in just a few months.
LMAO! I have one male character and his harem of lady characters.

Kirzath

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2007

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Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

^ Spectacular.

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

Just a tiny LOL, but gonna post it anyway
So WE ALLwipe to watch the runner...then the dead necro asks in Red.....

Brain fart

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirzath View Post
http://i54.tinypic.com/sl00le.png
lol
for some reason, that name looks familiar...perhaps he's a regular scammer that I just see a lot.

I do find it hilarious when people think they can charge people for builds, and then they are "selling" builds from PVX wiki every single time.

Raven Wing

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Imperial Guards of Istan [TIGI]

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Just report them, I think its against the rules to charge money for builds and such.

Chocobo1

Chocobo1

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

New Zealand

CoA

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kirzath View Post
That actually made me lol. Amazing.

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

Apparently, No one told me that The Alari Double Blades are so Hardcore you have to actually own a Heavy Equipment pack to carry them!

???????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????

Kurosaki129

Kurosaki129

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2009

Guild Wars, Earth?

Mo/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aba View Post
Apparently, No one told me that The Alari Double Blades are so Hardcore you have to actually own a Heavy Equipment pack to carry them!

???????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????
edit: nvm, he got it as a birthday present.

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

Snowman Summoners are still confusing people I see.........

Die hacking scum.....

Gabriel of Ravn

Gabriel of Ravn

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2010

Virginia

None, retired to GW2.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aba View Post
Snowman Summoners are still confusing people I see.........

Die hacking scum.....
Haha wow at the stupidity